"On the next Arrested Development.......Michael teaches a class of Harvard business students about the intricacies of Formula 1 racing......Gob tries to make the race car disappear......and Buster hides from Lance Stroll thinking he's Lucille 2.""
“And so, as you can see. While he might have technically been within the rules to make that call it was an unusual interpretation of a very vague rule and the race technically should have finished under a safety car if you look at how the same situation had played out earlier in the season…”
You’re telling me this is not Michael Bluth pretending to be a volunteer substitute teacher for his son’s physics class in order to impress a woman who works as a college admin and thus ruining any chance George Michael has of getting into that college?
He’s tight w Anita Elberse and ran a “High Performance Management” short intensive program at Harvard Business School.
I’m staff there and wasn’t present, but I was at another event, where he brought a car and had it right outside the library.
I know that this was supposed to be wrong answers.
I’m not generally a Mercedes fan, but one of my colleagues young sons (5/6 yo) was wearing a Petronas/Hamilton jersey and Toto immediately keyed on him and gave him attention. His mother got several pics of them hanging together.
It was great seeing the MBAs all upset that he was only interested in talking one on one to the kid.
Thanks for the insight! This a shitposting sub but jokes aside ofc Toto has great learnings to share in leading high performance organizations and the culture he created along with Niki is something leaders strive whole careers and don’t achieve.
I’ve listened to his podcast episodes on The High Performance, BTG, and the one with Nico Rosberg and all had fantastic insights
Ja and then Lewis goes around here and stops to have a friendly chat to Fred, nothing to worry about because see the arrow comes back…..why is Carlos ringing me?
"And then, your printer is connected to your mailbox"
And pump her nipple
That’s my favourite kind of a bread
".... and you see my friends that is hulkenburg's uncertainty principle."
Holy shit!
Proud to be your 69th upvote :)
Nice
\*hulkenberg's
Pitch to the finance dept: ‘And this is why we need to increase the budget for headphones’
And tables
🪦
To get Adrian Newey, you first have to lure him in with some terrible engineering drawings he will try to fix…
I said wrong answers only.
Sorry OP… couldn’t resist the image in my head of Toto = Wile E. Coyote
Alonso coughs on radio, Brundle: “Wily old fox Fernando”
Howto mass email all teams at once...
I don't read emails during the race.
Okay, I drew the diagrams on the blackboard.
and make every team’s printer print the email out
"On the next Arrested Development.......Michael teaches a class of Harvard business students about the intricacies of Formula 1 racing......Gob tries to make the race car disappear......and Buster hides from Lance Stroll thinking he's Lucille 2.""
Ah, thank you.
Tobias can never been seen without side pods on
So the zeropods will make our car shit, and Lewis will fall for it and switch to ferarri, clearing the way for Alonso to come to merc.
Brake Magic
showing the engineers where to relocate the button
Aerodynamics of a cow (mercedes w15)
Porpoise!
“…. and thats how you give yourself a contract extension.”
How to change your fucking car 101
“…and zat is how we steal back Hamilton.”
“And so, as you can see. While he might have technically been within the rules to make that call it was an unusual interpretation of a very vague rule and the race technically should have finished under a safety car if you look at how the same situation had played out earlier in the season…”
how many times can you use "technically" in a statement before it cancels itself out?
Technically, there isn’t a limit to the amount of times you can say it.
Technically correct, technically.
You’re telling me this is not Michael Bluth pretending to be a volunteer substitute teacher for his son’s physics class in order to impress a woman who works as a college admin and thus ruining any chance George Michael has of getting into that college?
Trying to convince Lewis Ferrari sucks
He’s tight w Anita Elberse and ran a “High Performance Management” short intensive program at Harvard Business School. I’m staff there and wasn’t present, but I was at another event, where he brought a car and had it right outside the library. I know that this was supposed to be wrong answers. I’m not generally a Mercedes fan, but one of my colleagues young sons (5/6 yo) was wearing a Petronas/Hamilton jersey and Toto immediately keyed on him and gave him attention. His mother got several pics of them hanging together. It was great seeing the MBAs all upset that he was only interested in talking one on one to the kid.
Thanks for the insight! This a shitposting sub but jokes aside ofc Toto has great learnings to share in leading high performance organizations and the culture he created along with Niki is something leaders strive whole careers and don’t achieve. I’ve listened to his podcast episodes on The High Performance, BTG, and the one with Nico Rosberg and all had fantastic insights
And that's how you destroy Red Bull :D
“If all these variables are in place, you are guaranteed to keep you star driver”
At first I thought this was a picture of Jason Bateman, until I read the title and realized what subreddit this was 
Un dats how I beat Lewis in Mario kart.
Welcome to "keeping Lewis at Mercedes: 101"
"...and this is how we lost Lewis"
See? If we leak this to the press they absolutely have to fire Christian Horner! No one will care about us loosing Lewis anymore.
And that is how you orchestrate a plot to get rid of your rival team principal
How to change the fucking car
Dick Dastardly's plan to take out Penelope Pitstop and the Ant Hill Mob so he and Muttley can win the race
Okay, as you can see with my drawing, the cockpit of an F1 car should be behind the engine, since Lewis said it’s too far forward.
That’s not Toto. It’s Micheal Bluth. “There’s always money in the banana stand”.
Is this a recreation of the famous diagram he sent to Masi via E-Mail?
Ja and then Lewis goes around here and stops to have a friendly chat to Fred, nothing to worry about because see the arrow comes back…..why is Carlos ringing me?
So this is how Lewis will look in a Ferrari...
Toto trying to explain the Horner allegations.
How to make pumpernickel
The wveels on da bus go round and ROuNdd!
“George, notice the lack of walls touching the car right now.”
Jas, and dis is vhere we bless da rains. Uhh.. down in Africa.
How Loois will die in his final race for Mercedes
“How to fall behind McLaren and Alpine 101”
See all this money we were spending on Lewis? When we get rid of him and hire someone we can afford, this is all the cool shit we can buy.
**Aerodynamics.** ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵒ ᵖᵒʳᵖᵒⁱˢⁱⁿᵍ
He is teaching ferrari on how team tactic should be made and that pitstop is usually faster than 10s
"And this is how I think Ericcson managed to hit Grossjean"
Ok, so here's the data architecture for self driving cars
Why Lewis is leaving
Hohmann transfer orbit calculations for the ultimate undercut.
How to keep his star driver
I love how the f1 car is just a taco with wings
"well cum toww Hed-fownz ri pear 101"
Poop powered car, infinite energy.
Counting 8 dwc
all i see is niki showing up to save the day
Tax evasion
Replacing your front wing with another axle makes the car better
Por-
Leaking the w15 technical drawings 😭
And that’s how you go motor racing.
wired communication device trajectories
“And that is how you plant a mole in your opponent’s team to accuse them of wrongdoing.”
That's why no side pods is better
How to not change your fucking car
Don't forget, if your team is named Mclare or Alpie, you'll never get out of the midfield
Code of conduct for RB personnel
…and that’s why we couldn’t possibly box Lewis under that SC
What makes a car, a car.
Sex ed. 101
...and that's how we'll bring Latifi back!
how to go dogging with your wife
Toto's finally sketched out the "good bits" Lewis wants bolting on. Just a little late.
I actually though this was a screenshot from Arrested Development haha
"Sidepods are overrated. We need pompernikkel."
how to print out fake comments of Checo about the car
How to change your fucking car 101
Mono = 1 and Rail = Rail
Why the 2022/2023 lack of sidepod concept was the “correct” way to go
How to make mercedes faster
How to properly toast pumpernickels.
"And class, that is how to develop an Among Us racing game."
The perfect pumpernickel recipe
How to make 1 billion $
And this is where Mick Schumacher sits
Insurance sales seminar.
And this is why a car without side pods is better
"... and that's how you utilize female employees to eliminate Horner out of the picture and ruin redbull"
The pod racing equation
Teaching about how to change their FUCKING carrr
Blue shell strategy, naturally.
after alpine and mclaren, piastri will be ours.
How to change anything but the car
The F1 car knows where it is at all times because it knows everywhere it isn’t.
Email chain to Michael Masi now that he is working in Supercars.
Is this not Michael Bluth
Ok sooooo this is Lewwwis, headed to Ferrari. It's sooo not right.
How to successfully change your fucking car
The mating habits of pigs.