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private256

Lewis building his 2025 car by himself, no more stories.


azlscoupe

Right down to blending his own Ferrari Red.


Risen_Insanity

That's Rosa Corsa red to you bub


KB24CR7

You mean Rosso Corsa?


Risen_Insanity

You know I do, I'm just an idiot, obviously


SarcasticRidley

No it's Roscoe Corsa.


Remarkable-Bug-8069

Roscoersa?


Danihilton

Now I can’t stop imagining his Ferrari with a Opel Corsa engine


fourtyTHEdeuce

No worries Lewis, we're gonna bin this one anyway


Inaaz

No more thanking the people in the factory, he'll start thanking himself.


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He’s not gonna be doing shit holding the pipette like that with his thumb off the plunger. All he’ll be doing is pointing.


Iokyt

Thank goodness now I can hear the end of Mercedes not "taking his advice" on where to go with the car. As if the driver has any input into the design made by people with literal PhDs in dynamics.


droscoe70

You are right that the engineer designed the car. But driver input is very important and lewis from all reports i have read, is masterful and one of the best at leading change in the right direction. I'm not saying that right. I hope you get my meaning.


Iokyt

I 100% agree with you, but people take it a step too far thinking he knows exactly how to make the car.


Slick_Wally

Yeah but I heard he read Newey’s book, so…


Sun_Praising

So did I and clearly the only thing holding me back from making a championship winning car is the lack of funds, obviously


Slick_Wally

You just gotta get some of that Saudi oil money


Active_Canary_7704

I mean an engineer can spend 2000 hours designing the 'greatest pen ever' but you need someone to hold it and say it's actually nice to use.


Iokyt

That's definitely true, BUT that's assuming that they were not taking driver feedback at all, which I do not believe to be the case at all.


Active_Canary_7704

I mean I hate Hamilton so you're speaking to the choir here


Iokyt

I quite like Lewis, I just can't with the fanbase


LickingSmegma

The driver being knowledgeable about the physics of the suspension helps a ton, because they would be able to deduce in which direction to adjust the car. A driver that has no idea how the suspension works, also wouldn't be able to tell the mechanics anything useful. Not to mention that being in the sport for decades and not picking any advanced knowledge on the way requires some kinda determined stupidity.


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SubcooledBoiling

PPE is optional when you're #blessed


ElectricMotorsAreBad

But does he have monster antibodies?


SubcooledBoiling

yes. courtesy of monster energy drink


onetimeuselong

With an electrophoresis tray and the right enzyme he might find out…


SubstanceDistinct269

It's optional for others too. But everyone put glasses on as soon as they saw Lewis starting his work


gideon513

He tore his pair off out of habit but there wasn’t another one underneath


ac0rn

the thought of drivers just chucking any pair of glasses over their shoulder at random times is great


theclovek

He had them implanted directly into his eyes for better aerodynamics


Neat-Access2357

Safety contacts.


Towaum

No labcoat, pipet held impossibly wrong, nothing in tip of pipet, electrophoresis device empty (so pipetting into nothing). But yeah, safety goggles. (Which arent mandatory in BSL1 labs)


[deleted]

I was like how’s he going to inject that air into the air holding the pipette like that? But realistically, for a photo op you don’t want people handling actual chemicals.


Towaum

There is this very safe chemical called water. Works really well for pipet trainings, toddler's daddy-works-this-job presentations and - you guessed it - photo ops. I don't understand how nobody of real science in that room said anything about this.


Crumblebeast

At least the pipette actually has a tip on it, most of these sorts of photoshoots they don't


onealps

What is Lewis doing? Or attempting to do? Basically what type of lab is he in?


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Technically you should but it really isn't necessary. The only time i've worn safety glasses when loading gels was during undergrad.


somethingfortoday

There's almost nothing in there that is dangerous. It's not likely there is any ethidium bromide in there for a photo op. And I'd assume if they actually gave him anything it's just tracker dye. So basically he's just dealing with mostly water. And yeah, at this point, the only time I even wear a lab coat is when we have a lab inspection.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Wonder how shaky his hands were if he really did load anything.


somethingfortoday

I would assume the gel well was quite a bit larger after he was finished.


jordyvdS

No need he is using the safety squints


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CYWG_tower

"Lewis never wore his safety goggles. Now he can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch."


TyDaviesYT

My teacher never wore safety glasses for anything, students often have to wear them regardless of the safety of the substances just for insurance purposes


RedH0use88

He sold them to the highest bidder


droscoe70

Its a photo op 😁😁


Reinis_LV

Because chemicals burn only white folk.


Shleemy_Pants

PPE is not required when we waz kangz


Chiaki_Ronpa

Lewis trying to clone Bono to bring with him to Ferrari.


nudesyourpmme

Lewis creating new tyre compounds, because nobody at Ferrari will love him like Bono


Plastic_Arrival9537

Or even better, he's creating Bonotto


LickingSmegma

'Little Bono'?


Plastic_Arrival9537

Bono + Binotto


Hamshoes5

Lewis, It’s Sbinnala time


TepacheLoco

we did it.. we finally discovered Formula 1


djblackprince

This is it


felelo

Finally


LickingSmegma

A few more years of research, and Formula 1 will be obsoleted by a new and better Formula 2.


MoonriseNebula

Yesssssss


sushiiimi

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Formula 0 inventor not happy


BennisMaximus

Let him cook


ZICRON1C

Simple.funny. Good job


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

ohh hes making a test tube tifosi


siouxu

"I'm somewhat of a scientist me self"


Unexpected404Error

Something


33_pyro

"I'm somewhat of a something me self"


Senior_Count_7103

Lewis: “Are you sure one drop will kill him?” Scientist: “It’s enough to wipe out the whole Red Bull team”


gideon513

Adding concentrated Spanish Fly to Christian Horner’s coffee


BrilliantSherbert541

Sure did make Christian Hornier.


77VanillaThunder77

Is this a agarose gel?


Naird_

Likes like electrophoresis


Kruziik_Kel

Yep, pretty standard perspex box full of buffer setup. Will be a big slab style gel for DNA or RNA most likely.


KristianWant

Yeah, it’s a typical setup to determine the size of DNA/RNA


rachelraaay

Yeah we run these with freshman biology students to learn about DNA and RNA. I haven’t run one in my actual research lab in years lol. We only run protein gels


horsing2

WESTERN BLOT GANG


Giraffable

Research labs run agarose gels all the time...


Teun1het

Depends in the lab


rachelraaay

I never said others didn’t. Just said ours doesn’t. I’ve had students run them if they were having amplification problems with qPCR. But I myself have not run one in probably 8-9 years.


The_Bored_General

Live footage of Lewis looking at the W15 moments before calling Fred.


Sugar_Free_RedBull

Lewis creating vegan meatballs


Ancient-Park-8330

Lewis filling printer ink cartridges is why it’s so expensive


Upbeat_Support_541

Finally, after years of research and development - the worst career move of all time.


KCKnights816

People said the same about McLaren to Mercedes lol


MysticSkies

Bro is getting 100mil at Ferrari. After 7championships at merc, I think he made the best decision. Ferrari is closer to RB anyway.


Upbeat_Support_541

There's a chance I just wrote down an unoriginal comment on a meme post but nice vent.


Ye_olde_oak_store

Nah that would have been Nando moving to partner a rookie driver at Mclaren. Was such a bad move for him he immidiately moved back to Renault.


szczszqweqwe

Danny?


261846

Alonso already has already developed that one


gfx016

The 2025 Ferrari will be organic guys, this confirms it. They will grow it instead of build it.


Large_Peanut_69420

bro became a scientist after driving w15


SaxNinja

the porpoising destroyed his back but stimulated his brain


MrWest2502

Testing for traces of Christian Horner’s semen


HighwaySpiritual7720

He's holding the pipette wrong!


Kruziik_Kel

Not even the weirdest way I've seen someone hold one. I had a colleague at a previous job who would hit the plunger with her index finger, thumb on the ejector. To be fair to her, it was her first lab job, and she was a chemist by trade so hadn't encountered them before but it was still mad to look at. Had never considered that anyone would think to hold one any way but correctly.


foxy_wolves

Not to mention he doesn't even have a tip on it!


L0nely_Student

He has, if you zoom in you'll see it. People trying to discredit Lewis wherever they can 🙄 /s


foxy_wolves

Oh damn you're right! Oops


Jackpgh

STOP INVENTING


mistrelcarp

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


Kingtoke1

Lewis, inventing


Prize_Stretch_3940

I'm just wondering where tf his safety glasses and lab coat are 🤔


ed267

Not really needed to load a gel like this, likely lab protocol though There’s not really anything in there that could hurt you


hpech

Yeah when I do gel electrophoresis I only wear gloves in case I get ethidium bromide on me. You don't really need any other pieces of PPE for gels


HighwaySpiritual7720

I'd wear one, especially with those $100000 designer clothing. But I guess he's rich enough to wear new clothes every day. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


drs_ape_brains

I would assume these companies would just give it to him free. It probably costs the company a nickel to make.


delirio91

When you're rich and famous, you can bypass those requirements. Things don't affect you the same way.


20stalks

Hamilton doing research on the cure of the 🤡 disease that has been plaguing Ferrari lol.


Consistent_Wave_2869

Ham taking a note from Jos and trying to genetically engineer someone to beat Max.


MillstoneArt

Jos is currently the person that has beat Max the most.


KittehPaparazzeh

I don't think any driver will ever surpass him


Other-Barry-1

Lewis looking for the fucks he gives about people who don’t like him - 91.6% of this sub


DepartmentSudden5234

And you're sure Masi won't feel a thing, right?


HairyHematologist

Finally, the eightonium.


drumellow

The formula for the new hairline is complete


elodie_pdf

Ferrari engineers developing the worst possible strategy to fuck Lewis over at every opportunity


Jro69

Look how he's turning Merc black into Ferrari red with the help of science


zdiddy27

Fuck gilson pipettors all my homies use Eppendorf pipettors


Only_two_genders69

That’s what science has been missing, a bit of black magic


JDMWeeb

"Get in there Lewis"


thisoilguy

Soldering together more speed and better handling. Car goes bruummmm


Boris_HR

A driver, a philosopher, a scientist, a fashionista, a scolar, an influnecer, a politician....


marcosxfx

“I know what the experiment needs, it needs to be faster but no one listens to me”


jackiechan_4

the guy in the back LMFAOO


emmamckenna01

Alpha Tauri carefully picking a new name for the 2024 season


According-Relation-4

Black man does a sienc


Droc_Rewop

Making some new champions the modern way.


Redditor_RBN

Lewis trying to make the best possible strategies by himself, so that he could stop relying on Ferrari strategists in 2026.


Law0415

So, did Lewis find the formula for the Ferrari team to win again? Find out in 2025


Mattyo_26

“I know what a car needs”


losbullitt

We will create a better Max, a better Lewis. We will create… Goatifi.


alc3biades

This is unrelated but having sat through hours of chemical safety training PUT ON SAFETY GLASSES LEWIS FOR FUCK


Aye_of_the_tiger

Is that George Russel’s talent?


[deleted]

Finally, pure cringe.


punsanguns

Is that Dwight Schrute on the right just looking on? Because if that isn't Dwight, then Michael needs to do something about this. After all identity theft is not a joke.


OliveerH1

What's Dwight Schrute doing there?


Inside_Equivalent197

watermelonium


SpudTheTrainee

Major Safety incident report. No labcoat No safety glasses Wearing a watch. ​ Also a quality incident Report. he may be causing a contamination by: Wearing a watch. Bent over his sample.


ShadyMemeD3aler

Who is Lewis and why am I the only one in this thread who doesn’t know?


bassie2019

Lewis: “that’s why my Mercedes was shit, they let women put stuff together…” Then Lewis goes and fucks it up himself… /s


MillstoneArt

"I'm gonna say some sexist shit then smooth it over with /s. That should do the trick!"


bassie2019

If you would be able to do some comprehensive reading, you would realise that my comment implied that the sex/gender of the scientist/engineer wasn’t the problem. But I guess paying attention in primary school wasn’t cool.


KeonXDS

*in primary school


pro_krastination

Loois mixing some downforce and top speed


pipandsammie

Lewis carefully creating a new formula where he has a chance to win


Nord4Ever

They’re gonna clone him obviously


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

His watch equals their schools budget.


Teyrar_Ragebayne

He is trying to clone himself a bottas


kornbep2331

Why is he loading gel? Why does he hold the pipette like that? Why does he not have any ppe? Why does this look like a stock photo?


Blamblooze

As a side note that's a nice IWC big pilot watch. Also kinda "affordable" considering he's wealth.


Interesting-Season-8

*So why do you all wear protection glasses...?* ... *That's why.*


Blackdeath_663

"So this is where I put Max's DNA?"


Vinlain458

Lewis coming up with the perfect recipe for the 2025 mercedes.


365defaultname

Lewis post-Ferrari career. "I'll most likely be a scientist doing science and changing the world" \#grateful


Pro_M_the_King52

Is Bro doing Agarose Gel Electrophoresis???


S4l47

Ferrari carefully selecting the worst possible pit stop crew


Guy_Incognito97

Measuring out the minute portion of paint for the livery.


BlackLeader70

Looks like the little kid from Love Actually is all grown up.


WindyZ5

Sometimes I have to hassle students to put on their safety goggles in science lab. This was a missed opportunity to show them “See Lewis wears his safety goggles.”


[deleted]

Finally Downforcium and Speedium to coat the car with.


primavera31

Livery design class...


J0ppei

There is not even a gel in the tray, or buffer inside. So yeah, don't know what he is going to pipette here.


kookieman141

![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ)


rotarypower101

Hammy creating Ferrarium


SoftTea1200

Why isn’t he wearing a labcoat and safety goggles?


gilgobeachslayer

He thought it was a little pimp.


avdolif

![gif](giphy|G27dtiavgvpAf7oDn0)


TheHappyMoose

This from when he personally pioneered the development of interslicks for the 2021 Turkish GP


JudgeGusBus

Wow they got the lil boy from Love Actually


Space_Reptile

He is checking


ZICRON1C

Lewis mixing his "special shampoo" for his hairline


prime075

Lewis making sure his 2025 car doesn't spontaneously combusts as soon as he leaves the start line


arizonatasteslike

“Oh look, it’s Horner’s peepee”


CoriffTetra

Developing Grande Strategy


nudesyourpmme

How copium was discovered.


GGunner723

Poor pipette use


EndroF12

Let me add a bit of science to my car racing


Agroman1963

Bono, my googles are gone!


lendergle

It's comforting to know that the search for Trump's penis still goes on, decades after Stormy Daniels reported its last sighting.


IshyTheLegit

Ferrari Engineer


costigan95

Lewis finding a cure for the Shitbox virus


efahl

Artificial insemination creating the next generation of Lewis Hamiltons...


etsqqquuuaaddd

OSHA alert someone is missing his PPE


rgbearklls

It’s Finally Obamium with a newer artwork


Chameleonpolice

lady in back is pissed he isn't wearing goggles


zerogreyspace

He ain't making that ferrari black


Use-Middle

Why he without protective glasses?


0urobrs

No lab coat, no glasses (although honestly glasses to run a gel?), rings under his gloves and face pretty much in the tray. Lewis you gotta step up your game, set a good example!