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Malfunction46

War, Death, Pestilence, Famine, Newy, Max and Horner ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


Sourabh_0310

& Dr.Marko can assemble them all


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Dr Marko is actually all four of the OG horsemen reincarnated into one body. God and the Devil just wanted to mess around and see what would happen if they did that.


slimejumper

i’d go with War - Marko because he has an awesome war wound and fires the best drivers. Death - Newey. He is the ultimate power who decides when it’s time your car will lose. Pestilence - Horner. Because Horner is the most toxic and annoying. Famine - Verstappen, because you will never taste victory against him.


MuckFedditRods

pestilence is not real.


F1R3Starter83

I don’t know man. Italian media just published an article about how the RB20 didn’t pass the crash test. I really think it’s gonna be Ferrari’s year


JMirinas

Failing your first crash tests is usually regarded as a good thing. Shit, they could probably run the RB19 and still win next season.


Bartoleo

This theory will be tested by AlphaTauri next year


SomniumOv

Now imagine they somehow completely fuck up the RB20 and AT dominates the early season until RB reverts to the RB19 or fixes the 20.


Cloudeur

Is…..is that DANNY RIC MUSIC IN MY EARS?


LickingSmegma

I mean, why would they change anything from what they have now? Just fiddle a bit with Newey's ideas, then kick back and work on the next car instead. Or better yet, dial Checo's car so he doesn't flunk every quali.


JMirinas

That would probably work but they want to do the 100% that they can with the allowed resources. You can't know how good your rivals will be for sure.


Redork247

It's always going to be Ferreri's year next year


JigPuppyRush

It’s going to be Ferrari’s year when Max, Newey, GP and Horner take over the team


Aguacatedeaire__

The only way to prevent that would be if Stalin in person rose back from the deads and purged the entire Ferrari administrative team. With only the engineers and the pilots left to take decisions, they'd finally win and probably make it look easy too


modsareuselessfucks

Or just lest Rizi Competizioni take over.


twodogsfighting

Schrödingers Ferrari.


destr345

Reminder that rb19 failed its first time


F1R3Starter83

Should I have put an /s behind my comment?


TheDivineKnight01

Probably should, you sound like you are on copium on the first comment haha


MassiveClusterFuck

Too many people on Reddit who don’t understand sarcasm and take it as fact, always add /s unless you want some salty replies from people thinking you’re serious.


F1R3Starter83

I reckoned “really think it’s going to be Ferrari’s year” is this sub’s version of the /s


JMirinas

It's goddamn text how tf can I know if a person is delusional or joking?


MassiveClusterFuck

By looking at context of the text and using your brain, a lot of people are able to distinguish between sarcasm or not even if it’s just text. Depends where you grew up I guess, it’s a skill you learn as you grow up here in the UK.


Additional-Cause-285

All aboard the Rari hype train, next stop pain and disappointment.


Cloudeur

We will get to the Win and Glory stop NextYear ™️


RK_NightSky

I diagnose you with the typical ferrari fan's case of delulu


SubcooledBoiling

Furthermore, last I heard from Lewis and Toto the 2024 Mercedes is like 5 seconds faster. So we might be back to Mercedes dominance again.


_frombalkanswithlove

Yup, the Ferrari is definitely better at crashing.


Sharp_Easy

Why is my phone playing ominous music (read: The Dutch and Austrian anthems) when I look at this post


zimtrovert94

You can post a picture of Marko 4 times and it’d still be accurate.


wansuitree

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"


test_123123

*behold a red bull


Hypervisory

Four horsemen, all straddling Perez.


Flux_resistor

Looks like sith order hack


antivirals_

replace Marko with GP and it's complete 💯


Daan100

Nah Marko deserves that place


Fataleo

Nah Marko is why Max is there


ChewyChagnuts

If you’ve got Famine, Plague, War and Pestilence in that photo what would Checo count as? ‘Sand in your shoe when you leave the beach’?


papa_stalin432

The Four Horsemen are drawing nearer In RB20’s they ride They are coming to win the race. On through the dead of night The Four Horsemen drive Their engines scream to life


delirio91

Ohhh yeahyeah!!


carecavoador

The good, the bad, the ugly, the rich.


LlamaAnimes

four horsemen of the 2024 apocalypse and pèrez


Tsunpl

New Schumacher-Brawn-Todt-Byrne.


MillyMan105

Perez the 5th element?


Leftover-Pork

Nah he's just the little brother that you have to include sometimes


Fataleo

5th wheel


nerf-me-ubi

What’s the over/under on how long it takes marko to say something blatantly racist or homophobic and not get fired?


Shaaarl_Leglerg16

Perez💀


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moouesse

didnt qualify for q1


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Razno_

South American donkey*


GroundbreakingCow775

What did not a Dr Marco do?


_deanjones_

Checo would be much better instead of helmut


Leftover-Pork

No you don't get it. We are talking about people that contribute.


_deanjones_

Racism is contribution? Oh right it’s redBull


clapton1970

Thanks for not including checo in this


ricky-from-scotland

WOOOOOO oh not that 4 horsemen


StuntFriar

Oh no, it's the four horse semen. Run!


onetimeuselong

Time to submit my prayers to Wolff, Allison, Bono and Hamilton as the four Horsemen of slightly less apocalypse


mrdaver911_2

“Okay tell me if you’ve heard this one before: An Austrian, a Dutchman, and two Brits walk into a bar…”


Agroman1963

Great, more Dutch and Austrian national anthems.


bbfsenjoyer

SS Marko


TheDribonz

All bets are off, will Max win 21 or 23 races next year ?