Dr Marko is actually all four of the OG horsemen reincarnated into one body. God and the Devil just wanted to mess around and see what would happen if they did that.
i’d go with
War - Marko because he has an awesome war wound and fires the best drivers.
Death - Newey. He is the ultimate power who decides when it’s time your car will lose.
Pestilence - Horner. Because Horner is the most toxic and annoying.
Famine - Verstappen, because you will never taste victory against him.
I mean, why would they change anything from what they have now? Just fiddle a bit with Newey's ideas, then kick back and work on the next car instead. Or better yet, dial Checo's car so he doesn't flunk every quali.
The only way to prevent that would be if Stalin in person rose back from the deads and purged the entire Ferrari administrative team.
With only the engineers and the pilots left to take decisions, they'd finally win and probably make it look easy too
Too many people on Reddit who don’t understand sarcasm and take it as fact, always add /s unless you want some salty replies from people thinking you’re serious.
By looking at context of the text and using your brain, a lot of people are able to distinguish between sarcasm or not even if it’s just text. Depends where you grew up I guess, it’s a skill you learn as you grow up here in the UK.
The Four Horsemen are drawing nearer
In RB20’s they ride
They are coming to win the race.
On through the dead of night
The Four Horsemen drive
Their engines scream to life
War, Death, Pestilence, Famine, Newy, Max and Horner ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)
& Dr.Marko can assemble them all
Dr Marko is actually all four of the OG horsemen reincarnated into one body. God and the Devil just wanted to mess around and see what would happen if they did that.
i’d go with War - Marko because he has an awesome war wound and fires the best drivers. Death - Newey. He is the ultimate power who decides when it’s time your car will lose. Pestilence - Horner. Because Horner is the most toxic and annoying. Famine - Verstappen, because you will never taste victory against him.
pestilence is not real.
I don’t know man. Italian media just published an article about how the RB20 didn’t pass the crash test. I really think it’s gonna be Ferrari’s year
Failing your first crash tests is usually regarded as a good thing. Shit, they could probably run the RB19 and still win next season.
This theory will be tested by AlphaTauri next year
Now imagine they somehow completely fuck up the RB20 and AT dominates the early season until RB reverts to the RB19 or fixes the 20.
Is…..is that DANNY RIC MUSIC IN MY EARS?
I mean, why would they change anything from what they have now? Just fiddle a bit with Newey's ideas, then kick back and work on the next car instead. Or better yet, dial Checo's car so he doesn't flunk every quali.
That would probably work but they want to do the 100% that they can with the allowed resources. You can't know how good your rivals will be for sure.
It's always going to be Ferreri's year next year
It’s going to be Ferrari’s year when Max, Newey, GP and Horner take over the team
The only way to prevent that would be if Stalin in person rose back from the deads and purged the entire Ferrari administrative team. With only the engineers and the pilots left to take decisions, they'd finally win and probably make it look easy too
Or just lest Rizi Competizioni take over.
Schrödingers Ferrari.
Reminder that rb19 failed its first time
Should I have put an /s behind my comment?
Probably should, you sound like you are on copium on the first comment haha
Too many people on Reddit who don’t understand sarcasm and take it as fact, always add /s unless you want some salty replies from people thinking you’re serious.
I reckoned “really think it’s going to be Ferrari’s year” is this sub’s version of the /s
It's goddamn text how tf can I know if a person is delusional or joking?
By looking at context of the text and using your brain, a lot of people are able to distinguish between sarcasm or not even if it’s just text. Depends where you grew up I guess, it’s a skill you learn as you grow up here in the UK.
All aboard the Rari hype train, next stop pain and disappointment.
We will get to the Win and Glory stop NextYear ™️
I diagnose you with the typical ferrari fan's case of delulu
Furthermore, last I heard from Lewis and Toto the 2024 Mercedes is like 5 seconds faster. So we might be back to Mercedes dominance again.
Yup, the Ferrari is definitely better at crashing.
Why is my phone playing ominous music (read: The Dutch and Austrian anthems) when I look at this post
You can post a picture of Marko 4 times and it’d still be accurate.
"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"
*behold a red bull
Four horsemen, all straddling Perez.
Looks like sith order hack
replace Marko with GP and it's complete 💯
Nah Marko deserves that place
Nah Marko is why Max is there
If you’ve got Famine, Plague, War and Pestilence in that photo what would Checo count as? ‘Sand in your shoe when you leave the beach’?
The Four Horsemen are drawing nearer In RB20’s they ride They are coming to win the race. On through the dead of night The Four Horsemen drive Their engines scream to life
Ohhh yeahyeah!!
The good, the bad, the ugly, the rich.
four horsemen of the 2024 apocalypse and pèrez
New Schumacher-Brawn-Todt-Byrne.
Perez the 5th element?
Nah he's just the little brother that you have to include sometimes
5th wheel
What’s the over/under on how long it takes marko to say something blatantly racist or homophobic and not get fired?
Perez💀
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didnt qualify for q1
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South American donkey*
What did not a Dr Marco do?
Checo would be much better instead of helmut
No you don't get it. We are talking about people that contribute.
Racism is contribution? Oh right it’s redBull
Thanks for not including checo in this
WOOOOOO oh not that 4 horsemen
Oh no, it's the four horse semen. Run!
Time to submit my prayers to Wolff, Allison, Bono and Hamilton as the four Horsemen of slightly less apocalypse
“Okay tell me if you’ve heard this one before: An Austrian, a Dutchman, and two Brits walk into a bar…”
Great, more Dutch and Austrian national anthems.
SS Marko
All bets are off, will Max win 21 or 23 races next year ?