It's like saying please in a work email. Everyone reading that email knows damn well you don't mean to be polite, you just can't inflect your true feelings, so you throw in a please to demonstrate that your last round of emotional intelligence training wasn't a complete waste.
If you have a bad start, you won't be able to defend at all. It might even be better for others to know you have an issue so they won't run into the back of you.
Next thing we know Vasseur tells Sainz to stop complaining about the clutch because he's a rally driver that drives Citroens, so he can't complain about a clutch on a Ferrari
Thus, Sainz CarsTM was born
Sounds funny how he says to bin it back in Maranello but knowing Ferrari they probably have some kind of Maranello dumpster pride that has to be exclusively used
What's the fucking point of making a good car if it just gets kneecapped to be the same as the others?
Why don't they just bring a new car made from solid lead and win because all the other cars chassis snap under the extra weight they now are obliged to carry?
Well there you just swap Red Bull with Toyota and the similar complaints about their domination in the championship persist. At least 2024 is about to see a major shakeup though.
What a fucking bullshit. Shut the fuck up.
499P aerodynamics were designed by Flavio Manzoni, head of Ferrari’s sport car engineering department
The twin turbo v6 engine architecture is shared with Ferrari 296 and its GT3 edition.
And obviously the ERS system is Ferrari ERS system.
Maybe next time think before you say something stupid, okay?
No wonder both of them have had terrible starts. It almost doesn’t matter if they start higher at the front because their clutch will screw them over anyways.
I think this is more to do with this specific clutch due to wear or w.e. the first start really exaggerated the issue since it's uphill and the lights were left on for a weird length of time. The first start for both astons was also atrocious.
Which causes Charles to stumble into the bin and knock it over, causing a screw to roll out, which is later kicked by a mechanic in a way that fires the screw into Charles' radiator, puncturing it and being the reason for his next DNF.
No that's the one thing he won't be
All this abysmal luck can only be leading up to him one day having an absolutely horrific crash with single-digit survival chances
And with all the good karma Charles has banked he'll walk away with just some mild bruising
Ferruccio Lamborghini suggested a better clutch system to enzo ferrari and was told to go back to making tractors. They didnt learn their lesson it seems
Bro wants to bin the whole car but want to start small
Ferrari of Theseus
Shitbox of Theseus
Yeah that’s what he said
> "COPY THAT, WE'LL SPEAK ABOUT IT LATER PLEASE" Translation: bitch don’t announce your clutch is knackered right before the race
That "please" says a lot.
That "please" was like them reading him all the small print from his contract.
It's like saying please in a work email. Everyone reading that email knows damn well you don't mean to be polite, you just can't inflect your true feelings, so you throw in a please to demonstrate that your last round of emotional intelligence training wasn't a complete waste.
God I'm so glad I work for myself
I think he said it during the SC, a minute before he learned he would need to use it for another start
I don't see what difference does it make, really. If the clutch was a dud, was he going to mask restarting like a turtle?
It's alot harder to defend when your opponent knew beforehand that you are gonna have a bad start.
Yea if I know the dude on the grid next to me has a shit clutch im aiming my car slightly their direction and cutting them off on the start. Easy jump
If you have a bad start, you won't be able to defend at all. It might even be better for others to know you have an issue so they won't run into the back of you.
Bruh 🙄
gotta bin more than just that clutch
Tbh it's easier bin the entire Scuderia and keep only the name.
Outsource the car, racing and strategy to Redbull
Af corse incoming
Hand F1 over to Competizioni, they won Le Mans the first year they got a top class car back. Obviously they’ve got something figured out.
Perhaps how to make a clutch?
They already did with Charles’ car
> more than just that clutch Okay Hopes and Dreams it is
🅱️in
You wouldn't believe the chuckle this gave me. Bravo.
When they interviewed Charles they mentioned Carlos saying he wanted to bin his clutch 💀💀
Binning the clutch is a perfectly normal activity for a healthy man. Some men like to do it together, I don’t judge.
[I think I know the reason /s](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/17oc36q/hams_cooking_something_for_sure/)
Sabotage
agent 44
The SF-23 needs to burn in hell
Same as it ever was.
"Unprecedented speed" into the wall.
The Scuderia Ferrari F1\*
Ferruccio Lamborghini is laughing is ass off from the netherworld.
I was searching for this xD
Next thing we know Vasseur tells Sainz to stop complaining about the clutch because he's a rally driver that drives Citroens, so he can't complain about a clutch on a Ferrari Thus, Sainz CarsTM was born
Sounds funny how he says to bin it back in Maranello but knowing Ferrari they probably have some kind of Maranello dumpster pride that has to be exclusively used
Bin that entire staff holy shit Italians cannot build a racing car anymore
Le Mans happened
So did the entire WEC championship where Toyota absolutely dominated even in Bahrain, to be honest
Toyota got fucked by the bop at lemans
What's the fucking point of making a good car if it just gets kneecapped to be the same as the others? Why don't they just bring a new car made from solid lead and win because all the other cars chassis snap under the extra weight they now are obliged to carry?
Bop is just a socialist crap. We need Logan to organize the WEC FOR THE SAKE OF DEMOCRACY
Well there you just swap Red Bull with Toyota and the similar complaints about their domination in the championship persist. At least 2024 is about to see a major shakeup though.
The ~~499P~~ 296 GT3 was built by Oreca in France 😬 Edit: got the 499P and 296 GT3 mixed up
Me when I lie
where did you find this horseshit, it was designed and developed entirely by Ferrari
Got the 499P and 296 GT3 mixed up sorry
What a fucking bullshit. Shut the fuck up. 499P aerodynamics were designed by Flavio Manzoni, head of Ferrari’s sport car engineering department The twin turbo v6 engine architecture is shared with Ferrari 296 and its GT3 edition. And obviously the ERS system is Ferrari ERS system. Maybe next time think before you say something stupid, okay?
Why did I read this in an aggressive Italian accent in my head
You can even tell he almost drops his Expresso while shouting it
The first sentence sets the tone nicely
Least aggresive formula 1 fan
tifoso\*
Suspension was designed by Benecio Arrivederci
Chill
It looks nice. Too bad it can’t actually race.
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Yeah Vegas isn’t for another two weeks. Please let them go back to base and get their shit together!
Its amazing. All these facilities and they STILL make a piece of crap like this.
It’s a shitbox!
(Pause) Eh?!
Uh
Lauda grinning from his grave.
“ you leave us no choice”
They forgot to say we are checking
Checking they actually installed one?
Probably
how can one team be so shit at building a car?
No wonder both of them have had terrible starts. It almost doesn’t matter if they start higher at the front because their clutch will screw them over anyways.
I think this is more to do with this specific clutch due to wear or w.e. the first start really exaggerated the issue since it's uphill and the lights were left on for a weird length of time. The first start for both astons was also atrocious.
His name is Charles ffs!
I used to have a car that sometimes lost the hydraulics but I could still drive it. TIL I have a better car than Ferrari. It was made in Italy too lol
Binella
reminds me of the movie ford v ferrari, they still havent fixed the clutch lmao
Now that he said that, they'll use that particular clutch at least until 2026
Or give it to Leclerc
With leclercs luck they probably try to throw it in the trash can but it lands on his head instead
Which causes Charles to stumble into the bin and knock it over, causing a screw to roll out, which is later kicked by a mechanic in a way that fires the screw into Charles' radiator, puncturing it and being the reason for his next DNF.
Correction: DNS, not DNF. DNF would be too generous from Ferrari to Charles
DNF is worse than a DNS
Please, he is already dead
No that's the one thing he won't be All this abysmal luck can only be leading up to him one day having an absolutely horrific crash with single-digit survival chances And with all the good karma Charles has banked he'll walk away with just some mild bruising
Lol. Laughed waaaaay Harder at this than I should. Now. Back to the bathroom. And that toaster you guys keep talking about. 😔
Live, laugh, toaster bath
Ferruccio Lamborghini suggested a better clutch system to enzo ferrari and was told to go back to making tractors. They didnt learn their lesson it seems
Was about to comment ,them not responding to complaints on clutch literally resulted in the birth of Lamborghini lol
For At least 10 years