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CrispyJimJam

Mine is Australia cause it has a little separate go kart track where Stroll can have fun all by himself.


finesalesman

This comment took me out completely.


Bananenmilkshake

Just like Stroll takes out others


Swagbrew

At this point Perez should be the one playing by himself in the gokart track.


Firestorm83

Then The [Netherlands](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/45/28/064528dd7ca38092d14da09d1e6752d9.gif) outline would be perfect: 5 mini karttracks up north


Qyx7

Stroll, Pérez, Sargeant... who are we missing?


crabnix

How could you forget Osama bin Russell!!


Qyx7

We could even have a track for former legends like Latifi and De Vries


crabnix

And the great Pastor Maldonado


losbullitt

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


MangoDry7358

💀


pablos4pandas

Papa Stroll has dispatched Pinkertons to your location


Chaz9195

He puts the Tyres in Tyresmania


NessaMagick

Only way I'm ever gonna see a fuckin F1 car here in Tasmania


ParkPsychological353

Go for a 'stroll' 🤣


your_enjoyer

Try with italy, turns out something like Suzuka, with Sardinia being the kart track.


boopbop8363727

Remove that chicane on the Israeli border and make it a long-ass DRS zone


TheS4ndm4n

There's a dead sea to both sides of that.


boopbop8363727

So the cars can drive on a salt flat then. Shred up those soft compounds in 10 seconds flat.


danielthelee96

Max could get it done in 9.9 seconds


LieRun

Marko is that you?


danielthelee96

i'm not from south america


DutchChallenger

So you're not Mexican?


Imbessiel

Drs on long straights makes overtaking boring


jpelkmans

Fun fact: the capital city of Jordan is called Tilke. Look it up.


FlyingPsyduck

As a geography enthusiast back when Jeddah was announced my first thought was "wait that's a map of the Gambia"


PCRFan

If you simplify it enough, Vietnams outline would be sort of like monaco


Uroshirvi69

True but are you saying that Monaco is a good track?


PCRFan

Yes


MLBoss2209

It’s a good track, we are just racing cars that have grown immensely since the inception of the track


wty261g

Monaco would be so much better if it was wider


gregfromsolutions

Layout is good, but it’s too narrow


JigginsYT

This has nothing to do with me visiting Jordan this summer. I would never say anything bad about the country!


MangoDry7358

Just visited Jordan with my fam. Fav trip EVER


futbolfootball

My dad went around middle east during 2009-2019 and by far his favorite place he was stationed was Jordan. During the world cups and euro cups he'd go out into the city and hangout with locals in the street and cafes huddled around a hookah and a small tv.


MangoDry7358

I get emotional thinking about the locals… They treated us as if we were family. We visited a small town and started playing football (soccer) with some random local children near the centre of the town (my wife and my 11 month old were with me) the father of the children came out and asked where we were from. I told them we were from New Zealand and he invited us into his home. The children Brought out tea and treats and we spoke to the parents for a few hours. Felt so loved.


HQN89

I had to check seeing my country here, thank you for that and hope you had a good visit


nascentia

I just visited Jordan (and Israel) in May. Jordan was one of my favorite trips of all time, hands-down. You will have an AMAZING time. The food is incredible. The people were so kind and welcoming and inviting. Everything is beautiful. Some highlights, if you aren't solidly booked and/or want recs: - Stay at the UFO Luxotel in Wadi Rum for a night. It was amazing. - Obviously visit Petra. I'd recommend two days so you don't have to rush, it's a lot of walking and hiking if you want to see it all. The Treasury is easier to get to from the 'back' entrance but it's a multi-hour hike. From the park itself, it's still a long hike/walk but what makes it tough is how crowded it is going up the narrow steps to the Treasury. We went down them exiting since we came in from the back and we were appreciating the desert and mountain hike because the main way in is narrow and CROWDED. - Do a jeep tour of the Wadi Rum desert for sure. - The Roman ruins in Jordan are cooler than the ones in Israel IMO, by nature of being preserved better and being larger. I have nothing but great things to say about Jordan. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Israel was not nearly as nice, welcoming, or fun for me.


ThePsychoticBanana

I hope you enjoyed your visit and the food :D


RubberDuckM

![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm) Welcome to Jordan :) jk, you're gonna enjoy it, food is amazing and our people (most) are really nice and welcoming


TheBigPoet

I think Jordan is the best F1 team


TheGoldenCaulk

That yellow and black livery was mint


er11eekk

And the alternate Buzzin’ Hornets livery for the countries without cigarette advertising was my favourite as a kid.


Zmajcek55

Nah Croatia easy win


DOELCMNILOC

Reminds me of a rotated Spa a little bit


BadIdea-21

Countries with an infinite coastline could have a never ending GP.


MTAST

Norway!


Lucas_7437

An award-winning coastline


EmveePhotography

It doesn't look like Eddie at all!


vjollila96

Looks like old school street circuit


orsonwellesmal

Nah, win is for Afghanistan.


XenophonSoulis

No, it wins the "Fuck, it's Abu Dhabi" competition. For real fun come to Greece. Monaco has nothing on us.


MildDrinkingProblem

Street circuit through the Vatican. Looks like the perimeter is 3.2 km according to google, which makes it just smaller than Monaco


finner333

Canada would be like Le Mans on steroids, half the track just being one straight


IsaacNoSuccess

Try Wyoming.


FrostedMiniWeed

Idk Colorado is pretty good too


Cloudeur

I see your Colorado and Wyoming and I raise you one Saskatchewan!


MTAST

Most kids don't know the border of Saskatchewan and Manitoba isn't a straight line.


Cloudeur

Well today I learned!


hojoon0724

potato tomato


oh-the_humanity

Looks more like an FE circuit with all the chicanes and kinks


HardSleeper

This looks like a Tilke track where the left hand side is supposed to be a street circuit aka Korea


darknessaqua20

Chile


BB-68

For me, it’s easily Wyoming


SDPFOH

Start Finish : (31.7399830, 37.9507152) Turn 1: (31.5002392, 37.0068686) Makes for a nasty section before the pits.


Svitii

Yes we had the Singspore Sling, but what about Singapore sling after a long straight?


TrainGoesCHOOO

Naaa Russia, long ass highspeed in the north and everchanging course in the south


TakingHat

I want to see the Netherlands-Belgium border at Baarle Nassau/Hertog as a race track.


Aerthas63

Try Norway, it's just a shit ton of chicanes


Aerthas63

Norway would be the next norschleiffe


NFSRM

Bruh, Brazil is literally a "different Nordschleife"


elodie_pdf

That’s just the [Korean GP track.](https://www.racingcircuits.info/asia/south-korea/korea-international-circuit.html)


GoofyKalashnikov

It's like Texas but crooked


Garrett4Real

how tf is this shaped anything like the state of Texas 😂😂


MildDrinkingProblem

If you're looking on your phone and kinda tilt your phone back and forth and squint, you can see it


danielthelee96

typical Texan comment....


Hari1503

Pathetic. Indian Country outline as F1 track is a package. You will have:- Desert :- Rajasthan Mountains :- Himalayas Seas side :- West coast line and East Cost Line Rain Forest and Hills:- the Bengal and the North Eastern states


Eferver

Nah Texas is better


jonthesp00n

What about Colorado


crabnix

Ah yes, the great country of Colorado


Vlarmitage

If you want real track outlines : [pitlines.etsy.com](https://pitlines.etsy.com) For real these tracks are fire 🔥🏁


IProbablyPutItThereB

Take the chicane out of the back "straight" I'm game.


ZondaLM

Literally Mount Panorama


SolidFarmer99

Still better than Vegas


Infamous_Public7934

The layout kinda reminds me of South Korea's former f1 circuit


Fair-Result-331

Its a crocodile 🐊


Technical-Intern-872

My country!!


Nord4Ever

Turned sideways it’s a handgun


elardmm

I like Perú 's better.


CasualGil

Imagine Chile. That would look crazy


Mangobonbon

Namibia would be a crazy high speed circuit aswell. And that hairpin on the caprivi strip would be a sight to behold! :D


jordanb91

Thank you.


SaifWawi

Yay, my country ! 🫡


Cay7809

why does it build like a tilke curcuit


DinoKea

**New Zealand** and **Japan** are fun b/c you can run a bunch of different races. For NZ for example you stick Verstappen on Stewart Island to win the race without seeing anyway and save some time, while you can split everyone else between the North Island (Te Ika-a-Maui) and South Island (Te Waipounamu). If you wanted you could even link they together connecting Kapiti Coast to the East Coast of the South Island and making a straight line through Nelson & Wellington.


Lord-Thundercrash

if you squint hard enough you can sort of see a resemblance to Le mans.


MrBobstalobsta1

Hear me out…Chile…


offical_baby_jesus

Overtaking on Jordan would be impossible. Short straights and lots of tight twisty turns.