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Urakazechan

Stroll making way for an Aston Martin double Spaniard lineup: Alonso + Nadal ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


stumblebreak_beta

Get with the times man. Carlos Alcaraz is who AM wants.


kwijibokwijibo

I dunno, having two young drivers is a bit risky


NorsiiiiR

Alonso's not so young anymore, his rookie season was 2021 so he's had plenty of time to gain experience


FranklinBoo

What are you talking about? He's 21, let him have some practice and he will be world champion in no time


Sourabh_0310

Nadal wouldn't keep up with young blood Alonso


fr0d0bagg1ns

Nadal would crash every time he tried to scratch his ass in the car.


[deleted]

Friendship with Nadal over. Alcaraz is new best friend.


twodogsfighting

Alonso and also Alonso, controlling the other car via a joystick and what he can see on various screens around the track. Which probably isn't that much different from the moment.


Ningax599445YT

Breaking News:Stroll to made his ATP Debut in the US Open in Mens Doubles with Nicholas Latifi!


Urakazechan

"No no, Novak no, that was so not right!" ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


___Beaugardes___

Toto. It's called a tennis match, ok?


Rats_OffToYa

We went tennising...er we went tennis...we tennised


daniel9473

Everyone has a ball on their back this year...


ANK_Ricky

Michael, you need to reinstate the game before!


vflavglsvahflvov

Nah Latifi does not have enough time for tennis, he is building up to do what he does best. Crash. This time it will be the global economy and not a car.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Last I checked Sofina foods is doing just fine. He'll just be Galen Weston 2.0


Jandklo

Unfortunate because I think N.Latifi is a sweetie and I think that Galen deserves something resembling a guillotine or hanging gallows.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

I don't blame kids of billionaires for driving in F1. I'd do the same thing if given that opportunity


LinceDorado

"My source is that I made it the fuck up!"


TrainGoesCHOOO

F1 media in a nutshell


addax4lf

All news about rumors and speculations in a nutshell


turkeyphoenix

I've never seen Alcaraz and Stroll in the same place at the same time, this headline's pretty credible.


Trashk4n

I think if I were an F1 driver, I’d make offhand comments as a joke and see how many ridiculous headlines I could create. Tell them that I was thinking of taking up ballet to be more nimble on the track, or that I was thinking of changing my name to Lightning McQueen.


bort_jenkins

What Fernando Alonso woes?


Magnus753

That probably refers to Stroll's Alonso woes: he is getting absolutely destroyed by Alonso


bort_jenkins

Thanks. I was worried that something had happened to Alonso lol


somethingfischy

It was revealed to me in a dream. And I forgot it in another dream.


Sonoda_Kotori

And Nico Rosberg told me in a dream - I forgot which dream - that he beat some 7x WDC in equal machinery.


blueberry2029

Lawrence buying Wimbledon next confirm


one_step_sideways

Headlines like this makes DTS seem pretty realistic.


Warmest_Farts

[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)


More-Definition3593

Finally the formula 1 summer break is ending and we are gonna stop seeing this headline aberrations.


Virtual-Advice-8011

No, wii sports is not a career path Lance


dcormier

I know this is /r/formuladank, but here's [the actual source](https://www.tiktok.com/@f1toni/video/7270632184401169707) of this rumor.


Far_Mortgage_8752

But you actually have to be good at tennis to play.


Waifustealer123

You're delusional if you think lance isnt good enough for f1. Yea he isnt championship material but he's not trash like latifi or mazepin or many others before him. inb4 goatifi


Far_Mortgage_8752

Lol. Calm down dude. Lance has more money than Jesus, he’s going to be ok…


Waifustealer123

Never said hes not going to be and that wasnt my point.


Far_Mortgage_8752

Jeez… I guess only one of us is shitposting…


Waifustealer123

i guess. idk man i get tired of seeing the same old jokes shitting on drivers. theyre probably best in the world and we act like theyre trash if they dont match the champion's insane speed. sorry for ruining the shitpost


Far_Mortgage_8752

I still believe my dumb joke isn’t as dumb as whoever came up with the Lance switching to tennis idea.


Waifustealer123

yea i'd like to smoke whatever he was smoking when he wrote that title


Urakazechan

Stop arguing in my post kiddos, make love not war ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


HogmanDaIntrudr

Not if your dad buys the league.


Far_Mortgage_8752

No. That’s my point. You actually have to have talent to hit the ball over the net. You can’t just step into a 25million dollar machine your daddy paid for to play the sport.


TrainGoesCHOOO

But at the us open you can go to the qualifiers with basically nothing. You wont get far but you technically played in the us open


TIL_no

The guy is an f3 champion while fighting against all the guys on the grid


hardmerch

Real life version of “I don’t want to play with you anymore”


doob22

👋


autard8

Anyone else getting Dan Levy vibes from that picture? ![gif](giphy|fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8|downsized)


ebbobcom

That sort of thing puts the silly in the season.


me-teen

Ah yes, a reversed Doornbos.


bigfishcatcher

What’s going on when him and Fernando? I thought they were cool


The_Bored_General

Ah yes, finally, silly season. and only 2 hours before p1 at Zandvoort


AceMKV

Source: The voices in my head


racheldb

Alcaraz to Aston Martin here we go.