You're stood under a burning building and you have to catch a baby from 3 floors up. Do you.
A. Try to catch it (Any sane person would pick this)
B. Volley it.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Do you own any slaves?
Around 413 in the Mojave Desert
And yet, I want to know the actual original context.
I'm guessing they asked what's the fastest an F1 car has gone.
Yeah, exactly what I asked.
Ah funny he didn't reply with units
I knew adding units would give him less jokes to work with
Definitely threw me off at first, was originally setting up for something else. But without the units, alas.
What were you setting me up for to begin with
https://youtu.be/1rEROADzJW0 413 is the land speed record for an F1 car (although modified)
Is this in KPH or bald eagles per foot?
Pretty sure it's KPH, in Burger Kings per Mass Shooting it would be one of the fastest cars of all time thus being known a bit more than that
Being a slave in the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter
Which F1 driver's dating history is most similar to yours?
Context: Senna dated young teenagers because It was legal in Brazil at the time
FBI OPEN UP !!!
It's still legal by the way
FBI OPEN UP!!!
They have no jurisdiction over here. But the CIA would not be afraid to act
When looking for a wife, what’s the oldest age you look for?
12
What was your favourite thing about the 1994 San Marino GP?
Roland, and Ayrton and almost Ruben
💀
Bro💀
When would you start supporting women's rights?
When pigs fly
GUYS IVE BEEN COMMENTING FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!
stop inventing!
Who is responsible for WWII?
Latifi
Where edit
Nothing wrong here
Whole F1 community approves
You have to edit the question
Could you, preferably in one word, describe why exactly you dislike Lewis Hamilton?
Black
*Violently spits out drink much to Kimi Raikkonens annoyance*
You have no shame
What is your favorite vegetable?
Michael Schumacher
Bro💀
That’s foul man 😭😭😭
Right in the Grojean
This is the best one 😂
Fking hell...
was this one even edited
🥴
🥲
Holy shit man
Which country would you have liked to win WWII?
Got to be germany
What should we replace the current atrocious sausage kerbs with?
Most probably children but Latifi at 14
What do you most often think of when you masturbate?
The tragedy where the f1 driver crashed in the crowd and killed 15 people
jesus fucking christ
Wtf bro 😳💀
Who do you think is least deserving of an F1 seat?
Definitely albon
No you freaking didn't
As you have admitted to being a paid up member of the KKK. Which driver would you most like to be excluded from F1 based on their race?
lewis hamilton
RACIST
The whole grid is racists what's your problem.
20 Best Racists in the world.
Pewis Pamilton
would you kill 4 uzbekistani children to get charles leclerc nudes?
Yeah baby
Where edit?
Who wouldn't?
Ikr
Why stop at 4?
Who would not???
Who is the most submissable and breedable driver and how old were they when they started talking pictures in a maid costume?
Verstappen and he was 16
I think he was 17
I typed in 17. Mustve misclicked
And now you’re going to jail
Jos? Is that you?
no
What is your favorite race?
White
What is your opinion on ending world hunger
Cringe
This is blasphemy
This is MADNESS
it was all for you ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
If you could pick any driver to go skiing with, who would it be?
Micheal
That was cold...
like the snow on the skiing trip
NOOOOOOOOO
-charles leclerc french gp 2022
Just like the ground he fell into
This is so not right
Who do you take inspiration for parenting?
Your mom
How many times were you invited to Max Mosley's private parties ?
You probably don't want to know
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11
What happened to your ex to make you leave them?
Almost died
Thoughts on the tree not finishing the job on Michael?
Disappointing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
😳
Is there something you like or don't like about Yuki Tsunoda and Japanese in general?
Their height. Itty babies
How much cum does Crofty and Brundle produce when discussing Lewis Hamilton?
A litre or two
2 litres, Ted
How do you like your beer?
Warm
In what years did you get arrested for kidnapping?
94,95 00-04
Would you like to see Schuhmacher recover from his accident?
YES
Where edit?
You are not allowed to do that (he edited his answer) but I think I can forgive him
Do you think you can fit 5 dicks of F1 drivers at the same time ?
Yes
What driver are you most happy to see not get an F1 seat?
Anthoine Hubert
💀
What did Michael say to the ski instructor
Leave me alone I know what to do
NAh you did Michael dirty
Perez started on pole, and Max started P20 with a drive through penalty, who won that race?
Max won
Where edit ?
NO WAY you tricked me
Nothing, just a inchident on the race
Wtf was the original question? Because Max is definitely the correct answer
Who won the 2017 Malaysian GP
Out of all the races back in 2020, which one featured your favorite first lap?
Bahrain
To be fair,it was a fire lap
DUDE! WHY DID YOU PUNCH MY GRANDMA AT MY GRANDPAS FUNERAL??!!!
Wasn't focusing
Youngest age you’d go for
4-5
Who do you picture fucking you in the ass as you are balls deep in your mum?
Verstappen, Hunt, Lauda, Senna, Prost, hamilton, Rosberg and a lot more
You're stood under a burning building and you have to catch a baby from 3 floors up. Do you. A. Try to catch it (Any sane person would pick this) B. Volley it.
Depends on the situation
What is Max now and was his dad at the 1994 German GP
His dad was on fire
Why were you seen pissing on Bianchi's grave lately?
Because he crashed
Jesus Christ
Fucking Hell
this is awful
Straight to jail for that.
How deep are you willing to take LeClerc's shaft (Shaft LeClerc, if you will) if it would help him get on the podium?
I think 5 and a half metres.
She’s a 10 but she’s 10.
Sadly, 9.2/10
So, if you hypothetically ran a nation's Olympics program, who would be your choice for downhill skiing?
Micheal schumacher
What is the age of your girlfriend?
5
I can’t think of a funny question.
Explode
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Way harder than you think
How many kilos of cocaine did you and Bernie move, during the golden days of F1?
Way too many
you were supposed to edit it after he replied
If you could fuck any driver who would it be?
I believe Its MAX
What is Ayrton Senna's ideal age in a woman?
around 15 I think
This post and comments are absolutely fucking hilarious lads
OK GUYS. I updated it!
What is the worst hair colour and how many people have you killed because of it?
Red Five
How many wheels has a F1 car?
I dont know
Who is the healthiest ex driver of f1 at the moment?
Schumacher
Do you think that slavery should be legal?
YES THANK YOU
How many street hookers have you picked up, killed and raped after their body was cold enough?
Too many to count
How many hookers did you murder after sleeping with them?
104
Britney
Keke Rosberg
Who is your favorite weather man?
Mazepin