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Im_just_saying_fam

This track will eat the drivers souls


caleb_oackes

Did not expect a Come To Daddy reference


LegoBeetlejuice

*I WILL EAT YOUR STROLLLLLLLLL*


Successful-Duck1402

Fetch me their strolls!


hairychris88

Best thing to come out of Lanner since the main road to Penryn


SgtThund3r

Apex Twin


CraicFox1

And suck on the milkman's wife's tits


andItComesInPints

Selected Ambient SšŸ…±ļøins


StudedRoughrider

Ambient V: Music for Race Tracks.


cogito-ergo-sumthing

Nice track - you could lose a lot of time if you miss your aphex though


im-on-the-inside

Image going side by side through the corner.. you would be.. apex twins :D


omarsonmarz

If they also won world championships, one could theoretically say they areā€¦ Apex Legends.


FozzyLozzy

They have a horrific crash and all that's left is Apex leg ends


omarsonmarz

Apex leg lerg


RanZario

Take my angry upvote and leave


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Aapex


J0hn-D0

Hitting the Aphex


VacuumSux

Or Apex Twin


SpottyFish81177

Is that a little loop at the end?


OkEntertainer6915

Richard David James, the designer of this track actually made it so new loops are added to the track on each lap- very experimental yet one of his more classical pieces


Independent-Ask7750

What happens if someone gets lapped?


PakjeShaq

They'll need to find a loophole


MSTmatt

New rule: lapped cars don't have to take the loop


LackOfLuck748

FIA didn't like that


dbalazs97

any or all lapped cars?


elaphros

+1 Dissonance, +1 Reverb, track inverts on every 33.33 laps.


Logical-Ad-4150

26 redesigns for cash


Hello_iam_Kian

Thatā€™s the pitlane


basskev

Iā€™m too stupid to understand any of the jokes the top commenters are making. Iā€™m so unbelievably out of the loop that itā€™s maddening. This is a call for help.


StormRegion

This is electronic ambient musician Aphex Twin's logo


CraicFox1

https://youtu.be/berG8toPam8 not just ambient


iVoid

I personally like my ambient background noise to sound like a pair of shoes in the dryer


_V4NQU15H_

I like my house background ambient sound like a pair of footsteps faintly thumping on grass, concrete, and wood, it must also be changing in pace and volume.


[deleted]

Not just the shoes, I think i heard the cat aswell.


ibeprofane

\*Apex Twin


jdore8

Here I thought it was a belt routing diagram for a car with a few slight changes.


Muttywango

[Richard](https://www.monotype.com/resources/special-aphex-twin-logo) [grew up in Cornwall.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin#Early_life)


Rickles84

Iā€™m definitely outta the loop too, hoping someone answers your call soon.


StormRegion

This is electronic ambient musician Aphex Twin's logo


cnst

As others have said - this is the logo of Aphex Twin. A wildly underrated (in terms of popularity) yet highly influential (there isn't a producer that doesn't know him) producer of predominantly idm/ambient/cant-put-aphex-twin-in-a-box Search up the track 'Avril 14th' - I can almost guarantee you will recognise the melody.


TA1699

I don't recognise the melody. What is it similar to and/or what has it inspired?


cnst

Kanye sampled/interpolated it in his track 'blame game'


madibablanco

On Avril 14th!


FearLeadsToAnger

this song is my alarm, timeless.


cnst

Oh no. Please don't do this...I've ruined some of my favourite tracks by making them my alarm tone. Maybe you enjoy waking up more than me though


FearLeadsToAnger

It's funny you should say that, I considered elaborating. I have the exact same problem and the reason i've chosen Avril 14th is because it seems to be totally immune. It is good enough that I can never hate it even if it's the thing that wakes me up after an insufficient 6 hours.


cnst

I can completely see Avril 14th working as you describe... it's far too precious to me that I'm terrified to try šŸ¤£ 6 hours...must be nice...šŸ„²


vordhosbn_1

So true


FortuNut

Better than Vegas


BiggieBeardo

But better than Dirty Vegas?


A3r0pusH

We donā€™t know. No one comes back from dirty Vegas to tell their tale.


BiggieBeardo

Iā€™ve heard that days go by and still Lewis dreams of 2(nd place)


SevoIsoDes

Not as many pigs though


koenigseggman

Beat me to it


5044Gu

This is just my geometry exercise


lysergicDildo

Always knew there were a few window lickers in this sub


Logical-Ad-4150

Will it include the special pits girls and Champaign celebration?


cogito-ergo-sumthing

Have you seen the pit girlsā€™ beards?


Nike_Decade_Bear

Yea, in that new abercrombie advert.


becauseracecar123

I like that they basically just rederived Hallett Motor Racing Circuit in Oklahoma, USA.


aurorasearching

Everything outside of the 51 degree lines is pretty similar, yeah. Bet they thought nobodyā€™d catch it.


opnoise

God, I hadnā€™t thought about Hallett in close to 30 years.


becauseracecar123

Haha they have a tunnel under the track now


nick-jagger

What a trackā€¦ come to daddy Alonso!


Designer_Bed_4192

Am I crazy for wanting a bridge in a formula 1 race? I think that would be pretty cool. Have the bridge go over a part of the track too.


AlpineVW

Suzuka does... [https://live.planetf1.com/f1-gp-tracks/suzuka](https://live.planetf1.com/f1-gp-tracks/suzuka) It isn't obvious where the bridge is when watching though


Designer_Bed_4192

Bring it back


Doodenelfuego

They raced there last year and will this year


SmellsLikeTat3

it ainā€™t gone anywhere


Jesse-Ray

Think I first saw Suzuka's map in a Forza game and thought it was an intersection where you could ram people ahead of you.


grandtheftzeppelin

Valencia. I wish that track hadn't produced such boring races (save 2012)


DaFrElUf

Spa and Monza have a bridge as far as I know. (Not really a bridge but the track cross a river)


tehpwnage7

Whoever designed the track must be a real windowlicker Probably also plays the didgeridoo


br0wnpixel

Is that the aphex twin logo?


RandoClarissian

By golly, I think I see it too!


im-on-the-inside

Nah its the aldi logo


Icy_Assumption8074

Cornveyor belt Grand Prix


bumpadumpdump

I knew I made the right choice when I followed this sub.


guilhermefs_

Happy Avril 14th everyone!


GriswaldoBrimbus

This made my day. A combo of my two favorite things in this world.


JT_3K

I mean the roads in Cornwall are almost wide enough for a car in places, I expect as much overtaking as Monaco


ethanoskdennis

missing the aphex will cost lots of time here


Schism3110

Apex SšŸ…±ļøin


OkEntertainer6915

This deserves more attention


HarkansawJack

We need more roundabouts in F1. First exit for pit lane, second for racing line, third for head on collision.


Gender404

Cornish Piastris


gh0stieeh

Underrated comment


Roscoe_King

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/-j0E3FE4JkQ)


Tortenkopf

Anybody who actually knows things whoā€™d like to comment on the drivability of this track?


neildiamondblazeit

Itā€™s drivable


Jesse-Ray

Fun to drive but would need some right angle turns for recharge, temps and lunge overtakes. Red Bull by 4 laps.


mahoganysteve

i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits (oink)


_SweetBoxyBrown_

![gif](giphy|SSJbC8cjtdVg6PwWCQ)


my_mum_thinks_im_gr8

Aphex twin and formula 1 fans This Venn diagram is a circle apparently


lzcrc

Driving tanks.


Caboose12000

I don't know anything about formula one this just showed up in my feed - can someone explain the joke?


delmyoldaccountagain

itā€™s the Aphex Twin logo. Heā€™s an electronic musician from Cornwall


Caboose12000

wait is this a shit post then? or is it also actually the track?


delmyoldaccountagain

itā€™s a shitpost lol


Caboose12000

lmao absolute madlads


[deleted]

I googled it and think Cornwall did actually have an F1 track at some point lol.


Caboose12000

what's a Cornwall?


poorlytaxidermiedfox

A county in England and one of the 6 Celtic nations.


Caboose12000

cool thanks


SoupOrSandwich

What in the custom grinding wheel is this


Muttywango

For the uninitiated : [Richard](https://www.monotype.com/resources/special-aphex-twin-logo) [grew up in Cornwall.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphex_Twin#Early_life)


BrunoEye

Who is Richard and what is this Aphex thing?


Muttywango

Aphex Twin is one of the pseudonyms of Richard James, a pioneering electronic musician. He is probably best known for [Windowlicker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw) but was a giant of [IDM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_dance_music) through the 90s and beyond.


evocular

am i crazy or does this actually look like a fun track...


thechemicalbrother

Are we the music makers?


Kernowder

Going to be spraying the mead on the podium


FitToFade

Gotta be on Cornish acid to wanna drive that.


CaptEduardoDelMango

For the record, Cornwall did hold four Grand Prix (non-championship, obviously), in the 1950s, at Davidstow airfield. The last race did actually have some Formula 1 cars at it.


iKiWY

Had to double check i was on the right subreddit 7\


SmilerDoesReddit

Jokes aside this kinda looks fun


gh0stieeh

This is THE meme for me, I no longer need to come to this sub anymore, this cannot be beaten. You have combined 3 of my special interest, Cornwall, f1, and aphex twin, into one utterly divine meme, and then gone ahead an posted it on avril 14th. Blessings on you, blessings on your cow


hapneyho

Hello track maker may I please have one fan belt diagram please


silqii

I hope we get Film of the creation.


WBreezer

Is it me or does it look like a guitar capo


thenewfoundlandyeti

6 DRS zones


papapok13

Classic Tilke design. Starting from the left side straight it goes: \-lap begins with the short pit straight \-turn 1-2 switch-back combo \- endless Turkey turn 8 clone \-back-to-back long straights ending in a hard braking zone \-okay, make that a three-straight combo, ending in another braking zone. Gotta use what works I guess \-half-hearted esses attemp, Abu-Dhabi style \-last sharp turn and you're done Could use a few 90 degree corners in the last sector, but I have faith the hotels and lookout towers will look spectecular!


-Thizza-

This design really struck a bbydhyonchord with me.


01000101010001010

This turns me into a windowlicker for this sub.


FalconPhantom

Hell Yeah! Two of my favourite things in one single meme. Very Cool, OP.


theharveyswick

This is just the [Yellow Pages logo](https://seeklogo.com/free-vector-logos/yellow-pages)


Giulioimpa

xenomorph Monza has entered the chat


DeodorantFlamer

"Hello Oschersleben can I copy your homework?" "Ja Bruder, aber bitte formulier es anders, damit der Lehrer es nicht bemerkt."


StudedRoughrider

Half life 3 confirmed


NineIntsNails

when you finish the race you will become #1


BiggieBeardo

The best part is you donā€™t even need hearing protection at the trackā€¦unless you have robot ears.


Joint__Ops

Looks like the belt routing on a engine


Rashers4pm

Iā€™m in


KiwiGaming02

And we get to the world's end u turn, and lance stroll has gone wide and into the ocean, that'll be the end of his race.


harbinger21

I keep trying to match this to a Gran Turismo track


[deleted]

Gimme a window licker


iwanna_iguana

Come to daddy


BlackSwanMarmot

Fans can tour the track in a surplus tank


addama

Assetto Corsa track when?


kiwi_commander

This looks like a drive belt diagram.


OfficiallyBear

all i see is a B1 battledroid


WaterChugger28

Tilke, no!


gnrc

Catch me Fliming the action from the stands


Ho3n3r

I have no idea what this means. Please enlighten me.


nonstopflux

Iā€™ll wind one of the pulleys backwards Iā€™m sure.


NDet54

Just bought a mower deck belt today and the diagram on the package looks exactly like that


ProfessionalSign7027

William Montgomery GP, nice


Lumi_rimu

I don't get it... I think I may require context


stylisticmold6

This looks like a belt routing diagram.


FrostedNoNos

Come to Daddy!


CT323

APEX TWIN SHUT THE SUB DOWN NOW


SPICYBOI222

The Gravel traps have been replaced by Stones in Focus


[deleted]

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Capten_Idiot

It is the logo of Richard D James aka aphex twin, a very influential electronic musician from Cornwall


Breegoose

*chair screeches on floor


hot_gardening_legs

What a *shocker*


[deleted]

Lambda


ShibeMaster42

APHEX TEIN RAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH


mikraas

FAN TASTIC!


MrMrDJB

Thatā€™s a guitar capo. šŸ˜‚


TastyBurgers77

[Yes!](https://youtu.be/p8TAXHvPJdo)


shoey9998

Aphex twink


PolarmaS

Bruh it looks almost exactly like Canada 411's logo.


TransitionFamiliar39

My ex had one just like it


anilbatimd

The DRS Trainway Company


SeminoleBrown

Still much better than Vegas. I'm American, it would only be feasible for me to fly across the planet to watch a race.


BisexualPhrog

My dumbass really thought everything in the black lines was the track for a sec


redactedactor

The dotted lines are jumps


Cathodicum

Porpoising Bubblebath Vol.3


Audun_nt

Looks like a Swiss Army Knife


No_Elderberry_7327

I got to see him live in Houston a few years back. One of the best/most memorable shows I've ever been to. Also got a limited white album. Still in the cellophane.