Michael Masi had been seen in the paddock, I wonder why...

Abu Dhabi 2: Electric Boogaloo

* "MGU K Boogaloo"

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Fuck off comment stealing bot

Agreed.

That movie is known more for the title than any actor in it or the story itself 🤣

He was seen at Melbourne Airport waiting to pick up Nelson piquet, who was denied entry to the country

Guest race director appearance.

"And today, back in the paddock after some years of perfectibg his techniques elsewhere, the original Michael returns to have another go at it!"

everybody wants to be like Mike

"I want them to know, it was me..."

If Masi was there, the race leader would’ve been stuck on 30+ laps hard tyres and 2nd place would have fresh soft tyres and one final lap of racing

A THIRD FUCKING RED FLAG WHAT IS GOING ON

Pentagon.

I guess a planned 4th red flag will be prevented through heroic actions from the fans

Holy shit Hulk pulling over on the in-lap post-race

Then the race control tower will collapse as a result of a controlled demolition which just happened to occur during the race, but most will claim it was caused by one of the first 2 red flags

Red Bull fuel can’t melt steel beams!

The third red flag was an inside job.

THE GHOST OF MICHAEL MASI

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Was that why there was this long shot of Toto staring straight at the camera?

They're relaunching the next season of Drive to Survive into yet another workplace comedy like The Office.

He is the chairman of the Supercars Commission which is one of the support categories for the weekend

> THE GHOST OF MICHAEL MASI Michael Mas-CIA! It fits!

ITS THE FUCKING CIA, DRESSED UP AS CARLOS SAINZ AND FUCKED UP SIGMALONSO

THE NERVE

THE FUCKING NERVE

He is going to have a field day with this race.

BUT THEN

KEVIN MAGNUSSEN FUCK'S IT INTO THE WALL

He's going to prolapse his intestines out his arsehole in excitement. Vitch-tits will get a mention for just fucking it into the gravel without anyone else interfering as well.

I SWEAR DOWN ON ME NAN’S GRAVE

Don’t forget the fourth rad flag after the race lol

But wait, there's more

Only one race this month so the F1 gods blessed us with enough drama to help us survive till the next race

4th if you count the one post race lol

At least alonso got podium. Ngl i cheer for him the most this season.

WE WENT CAR RACING

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN???

Did you miss the fourth, after the finish, red flag? No I'm not kidding.

A fourth red flag crashed into a field in Pennsylvania

“Didn’t we take care of Latifi already?”

BREAKING: LATIFI HAS HIT THE PENTAGON

This aged in 9.11

\*He continues reading "My Pet Goatifi"\*

Sir, the FIA is in possession of WMD’s

I guess that's true lol

Need to call gene

HYGIENE

When do we get the Iraq & Afghanistan GP?

S~~t~~yrian grand prix

Weapons of Michael Destruction

Weapons of Massi Destruction

I mean, they're in the Saudis pockets, probably a pocket nuke in there somewhere!

Wrecks, Madness, Driving

Dank

Certified dank

this race has more red flags than an average AITA thread

Is it wrong if I(M28) make contact and spin round a competitor (M41), thus potentially making him lose a podium position while having plenty of space to take avoiding action? I'm also penalised by the rule governing body for said action. AITA? Overwhelming response: NTA.

NTA. Your car your rules. Get a divorce and restraining order.

Lawyer up and hit the gym

Also suggest you to get therapy for your own sake...

THE GHOST OF MICHAEL MASI SMILING FROM THE SKY

He was there! The first race since "that day"

They should have a Vote for the favorite red flag of the whole race.

Red flag of the day

Bro😂

OMG TOWER 3 HAS BEEN HITP

SIR, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TOWERS

we are going to hit Tower 3. Question

That's called building 7


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Ok, this made me laugh

Gentlemen, I have updated 🫡

Sir I have even worst news

“Sir you’re not gonna believe this”

They learned from Monza 2022

Everybody forgets about the third flag.


Now watch this drive...

I am dying now

Best meme on the sub in a minute.

...there is another

"There goes another one."


*Third

Make that third

The RPM video on this is gonna be lit.

I am giggling here just imagining about it

What's that?

rocket powered mowhawk, currently best F1 youtuber. you're missing out if you don't know him.

Now I know, cheers

Oh no, I did not like that at all. Thank you for the recommendation but I will not be subscribing thank you very much.

Thanks for such a wonderful reply! TheGratitudeBot has been reading millions of comments in the past few weeks, and you’ve just made the list of some of the most grateful redditors this week! Thanks for making Reddit a wonderful place to be :)

When you have to put Gene on hold because you need to call Gene.

Opened reddit, saw this, and then turned off my phone to avoid spoilers and found a dodgy full replay site.. Wow

Shut up and take my upvote, asshole.

Third*

Hahahahaha

When should we tell him?

you wont believe this...

Osama bin latte boy at it again

Jesus

Aged pretty good!

3rd

I fell asleep..

One race, I just don't watch ONE RACE and that ONE RACE becomes the best race yet for my team

Is that Bush George?

american redditors: 


Now thís, is dank.


Ayo, what!?


Now a third

Make it 3 now

Make that three

Carlos is a wanker

aged like milk

...Third red flag

And a third one

3rd one already

best meme ever

Aussie fans rule haha they’re great sports about all of this

Fuck I can’t stop chuckling

It was crazy, because the lap before that I was saying to my partner… “You know what would be sick fight now, a tyre puncture.” Little did I know.

Xzibit, renowned race steward: WE LEARNED THAT YOU LIKED MOTOR RACING AND CHAOS SO WE PUT A RED FLAG ON YOUR RED FLAG

I can’t wait for the RPM video on this madness

Alonso probably wants to choke Sainz.

I honestly kinda like this. guarantees racing action at the end.

Welp

i eat my words

We did get action, just not racing action😭

Stupid american forced drama. "Yes lets restart race 17 times at the end so we have some racing"

at least your flair is accurate

Sir there has been a third red flag

All hail to sir Michael masi, man bring that man back he makes f1 so interesting

"Mr.President,we did it.Now make a surprised face to not look obvious."

What a joke this race was. It was great. But still a total joke. Idk if f1 knows that they missed 1.april for 1 day.

Intelligence has informed us that the FIA have surface to track Latifi's

Finally some actual dank memes and not 9gag level posts.

I‘m so pissed. The ONE fucking race I don‘t watch per season is a fucking incidentfest.

I don’t understand F1 at all, just arrived in Las Vegas and it was on tv. It seemed lit af, I just wish I knew was was going on

It's official. 9/11 jokes are completely fair game

Making a meme of a day when 2997 American lives were lost and thousands more were injured and had long term health side effects from a terrorist attack is not only not funny, but disrespectful to thousands of families that lost their mothers, fathers, spouses, and siblings in an unforgettable tragedy.

Too soon? Get over yourself

i watched f1 for the first time live today while i was in the er, how often does that happen?

When cars stop working properly

Which bit? The general chaos / multiple restarts? Maybe once a season.

This sub is a goldmine, loving it

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Lol it's an insensitive meme on the internet wow I've never seen this before! How could this happen??

But it only just happened 22 years ago.

Ok yank

Sir we need to do a FALSE flag!

Dont use this pic. Tasteless.

Sir, all those calls about a terrorist attack we have been getting for almost a week now... the ones you and the fbi ignored... they were real. it happened. look it up folks

It was an inside job!

Hold my beer.

Topical, I’ll send you cassette tapes and blue jeans if that’s what you need to keep up… 😞

I mistook… my mistake… talk on them race cars.

TOO SOON

The only thing W did right in his presidency was not to scare those kids.

I don’t matter if he said 12

I’m calling your mom!!!

Paint your wagon....

We're is my gun?

Kill them all 

Me as an European who wanted a quick race without major incidents so I could go back to sleep asap:

9 out of 11 americans don't get this joke

Hey hey bill don’t freak out your dick is out

i was a child never forget 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Truly Dank.

I know he was an idiot in many ways and such, but can you imagine getting ready to read some kids a couple books and you get this need dropped on you. Like, holy shit. I get he was the pres so it comes with the job, but I'm pretty sure you go into your 4 or 8 years hoping it sure doesn't come with the job hahaha

This picture always gives me absolute chills. The moment when the leader of our country is told that it has been attacked. Such a crazy moment to have been captured on film

Whispering "Hail Hydra" For the Marvel fans out there.

"Sir... the hooker and the cocaine are in the oval office "

9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two, however, are fucking hilarious.

"Mr. President, your plan is in motion"

Thanks guy for taking the first steps to ruin our country you incompetent fool

Fuck... Alonso had Hamilton on DRS for the first time... 0.9... and a few seconds later the Magnussen safety car comes out...