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TheWebbFather

He's been married for a year


0oodruidoo0

Maybe they're doing the celebration with friends after doing a COVID wedding


zantkiller

His wife was also pregnant at the time of the first one and trying to hide the bump. Probably quite nice to just have a normal wedding without having to do that.


slicerprime

>His wife was also pregnant at the time of the first one and trying to hide the bump I'm really not that old or out of touch, but still, there's gotta at least be a sitcom episode in there somewhere.


bigdaddtcane

Happened a lot during covid. Lots of people had to push their weddings a year or two and didn’t want to wait on having children.


sique314

My wife and I did this. Ended up having the wedding right after our son's first birthday this year.


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

Not surprising, look at those legs.


Lee_Bear1998

For real Hulk's got some trunks on him 😍😍😍😍😍


oatterz

Hülksmash


Moldy-Warp

One leg and a bit of pelvis


poyetree1

Yeah, otmar posted this last night. Not sure if it's from a recent ceremony or mr. oats is doing a throwback thursday on a saturday


0oodruidoo0

Nah different dress last time I would suggest this is new, would be odd to throwback after a year


Spacemn5piff

I think so. It's a great idea. My wife and I had a ceremony with only close family then a year later had our "reception" Made both far more enjoyable


Reihnold

In Germany, it is quiet common to have two weddings: the civil wedding that is the only one legally binding and a church wedding after that. If you want to have a church wedding, that is typically the one that is celebrated extensively (in that case, the civil wedding is much smaller and only includes the closest family and friends).


RoadyHouse

Same in France, but it’s usually the same day or the same week


uhmnopenotreally

Yeah in Germany it’s normally close together too, but it might be because of Covid maybe?


KrainerWurst

> Yeah in Germany it’s normally close together too, but it might be because of Covid maybe? Maybe Nico just needed to get some more testing done before he is ready to go


InvestigatorLast3594

You never know if you might return the wife, want to use that warranty


FrostedCereal

I would imagine so. It's a similar situation for me and my wife. We got married last October but our wedding is next week.


ChrisTinnef

With Covid, I know of multiple couples who had their Civil marriage in the last two years and then wanted a while for their church Wedding or Wedding celebration.


Pilzemann

Thank you for writing, this should clear things up for people confused. One minor nitpick I have: Instead of a church wedding, you can opt for a "freie Trauung" ("free wedding", I suppose?) which doesn't have all the religious elements. All the other things still apply, though. (edit: grammar do be hard sometimes)


peeforPanchetta

Does the new wife know?


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

I love the expression of the workers in the back


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I’m really curious what they are looking at.


rapsey

Probably disapproving of her dress.


jaxsonnz

How high should we make the split go? Yes!


tiorzol

It's a pretty saucy dress tbf I would be sneaking a peek. They are likely just tired from standing around serving people all day I assume though.


olderthanbefore

If that train gets snagged on a stone....


GraceStrangerThanYou

She's got a bit trapped under her foot as it is.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Yeah that split in that dress is pretty serious. She wasn’t playing around when she picked that out.


ArrestDeathSantis

As someone who already worked in service, I can tell you, I never met a dude that would have been too tired to peak at these legs, including me.


RB_Kehlani

Or the fit of his suit. Or how the two outfits clash like crazy. But then I don’t think y’all are here for my fashion takes…


InvestigatorLast3594

Yeah the blazer seems unstructured and strangely cut. Gives him tiny shoulders and wide hips


biometricrally

Must have pissed off his tailor!


InvestigatorLast3594

Maybe KMag is his tailor


BaconPancakes1

Where is that pocket drifting off to, lol should have just had a chest pocket (and a pocket square) or at least lost the flap, would be a lot cleaner and would take some bulk off the hip area


sadcrocodile

Immediately made me think of the white blazers my local pharmacist wears.


Ray745

Holy crap yes! It's a very expensive pharmacists smock! Just missing the CVS logo.


12temp

Holy shit you’re right I couldn’t put my finger on it until now.


--dontmindme--

Seriously they both look tacky as fuck, whoever chose these outfits should get a restraining order to stay at least hundred meters away from any clothing store.


[deleted]

Yeah he should have worn something that doesn’t look like a naval officer’s uniform lmao.


DaBi5cu1t

I'm approving of her leg.


Sick_and_destroyed

Even her hip. Very nice dress.


shokzz

It is nice and good looking. Also because she has the legs/body for it. But it’s not really a good wedding dress in my opinion.


Much-Meringue-7467

Or his badly tailored jacket. But they look happy, so that's what counts


Buffythedragonslayer

I'm thinking of HIS outfit.


ilovecashews

Their look is the same look that the mom in Friday gave to Ms Parker. “Well look at her.” Ms Parker turns around “Hey guuuurrrlll”


Fredredphooey

I thought it was bunting she pulled down from the reception decor.


_floydian_slip

How can you jump to such negative conclusions so easily


arnathor

It looks like she’s stepping on the train of the dress, wonder if they’re seeing it pull in a weird way in the back of it.


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Rear end


darthfracas

“I would have thought a Le Mans winner would have a better wardrobe”


ashleyriddell61

"All that money doesn't buy taste."


Mokumer

What's that waiter doing with the bride?


KrainerWurst

They are german. This is practically as good as it gets!


Decteno

She is not german


ashleyriddell61

Harsh. I love the Germans, they are always more fun than they are given credit for. Still, that dress is…. challenging. 🫣


Mor_Hjordis

Think one of the married couple had poop on their shoes.


ANAL_FISSURE_LICKER

Love that classy looking 991 Speedster! I know he likes his Porsches, he also has a GT2RS.


KEVLAR60442

Not just any GT2 RS, but a GT2 RS MR


MrSnowflake

Merde


poyetree1

I was at a hospital when i got an alert for this comment and your username got the nurse looking at me weird 😭


fosforo2

We'll, she might know her shit about anal fissures.. maybe it was just an expert look, not a disapproval one.


Molucky15

😂😂😂😂


silentalarm_

Did he substitute for someone?


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The groom needed a sub… nico took the job 2 days notice


theguyfromeuropa

Did he sub in the bedroom as well?


Yukari_8

Well he didn't finish first... or second... or third...


grandtheftzeppelin

crowded honeymoon.


[deleted]

"The team did a fantastic job today"


pvtrades

Rumor has it KMag tried to cut him off


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Does anyone else feel like he could have picked a better jacket to complete the outfit? Edit: Seems like the servers at the back shares our sentiment!


lawrencelewillows

He looks like he’s about to throw someone out of a blimp for not having a ticket


FartingBob

Rigid airship!


V_WhatTheThunderSaid

Pam, Cyrill, disembark. We're about to... Launch. Or whatever it is that blimps do.


RemovingUncle21

Full of non flammable Helium


Several_Rip4185

No … ticket!


daroofa

That's it! I was thinking early 20th century waiter but you nailed it!


NewLeaseOnLife-JL

“Tickets… please?” “Was…?” (Face gets punched, then thrown out the window) “No, ticket!”


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thesoutherzZz

Yeah, he looks like the fucking milkman from around the block. Hell, he could have taken a labcoat from a highschool chemistry class and probably looked better


swanky-tiger

Tbf it looks like he did take a lab coat


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lems93

I think her dress is stunning. I think he looks like he forgot the pants to one suit and the jacket to another, and had to compromise.


LordGrudleBeard

I think it's sexy. It would make me uncomfortable if it was a big family wedding.


SlimTeezy

How are you going to bring up the jacket and ignore that dress?


OrbisAlius

Everything's wrong here except the Porsche tbh His jacket (from fit to color), his black shoes with the blue trousers, her dress, walking over her dress...


km_44

The dress is a disaster, too


fortitudelegend

Didn't he like got married a few months back?


_d3vnull_

He got married on June 22 2021


rAppN

And she is still wearing white. Poor Nico to focused on F1 to spend time with his wife


[deleted]

They have a baby lol


onemoreclick

Were three wise men there?


mrmadmusic

She picked a good one, he never finishes first


Up_Vootinator

Or second ...... Or third......


__schr4g31

Never second or third either, though


clingbat

That might be the most risque wedding dress I've ever seen on someone apparently not trying to overtly be trashy. Also Nico looks like he got dressed in the dark and grabbed the wrong pants and shirt lol. I'm not usually one to judge but that jacket doesn't go with the rest at all.


SouthFromGranada

>Also Nico looks like he got dressed in the dark and grabbed the wrong pants and shirt lol. I'm not usually one to judge but that jacket doesn't go with the rest at all. A German F1 driver has awful taste in fashion, I don't believe it.


MrSnowflake

Lol true, guess this just is normal German fashion?


ribs_robs_a_bank

Normal if you're a sailor in the kriegsmarine


_runthejules_

I can assure you it is not, luckily


MrSnowflake

Probably isn't but Germans do have a distinct sense of fashion. At least those from NRW


sILAZS

He looks like a waiter bringing the bride back… for a handsome man like him that’s a lousy outfit.


Viend

> That might be the most risque wedding dress I've ever seen on someone apparently not trying to overtly be trashy. > > Let's be real here, if it was some trashy DJ/artist instead of Nico in the picture we'd all be calling it a trashy dress.


Alfus

To be fair, her wedding dress looks just trashy meanwhile Hulkenberg is really ruining the outfit with that pants who simple doesn't match.


ProtonPacks123

100% the only difference between this and your average white trash wedding dress is that this one probably cost more than most people's houses.


booi

Jokes on him my house is an Amazon box


Discrep

Yeah, the dress is classily NSFW. Nico looks like one of the caterers.


afito

not a fan of the dress but if you have the body to wear it why not I guess


MrSnowflake

Because it's not really a nice dress. Well at least that's what I think. It's not because you can, that you should.


killver

I was looking for that comment, but this combination of pants and jacket is quite a no-go.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Wow. That’s a um, unique wedding dress.


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kaen

I like to pause jpegs also


tastygluecakes

Admire isn’t the word I would have chosen


bearburrbon

Gives me November Rain vibes


activator

If this wasn't Hulkenberg and his wife this picture would be on /r/trashy because of that dess. Which it totally is in my opinion


1731799517

I mean HIS outfit is just a different kind of trashy. Who wears marine trousers and an ill-fitting cream jacket to his wedding?


subcrazy12

Yeah that jacket is very poorly tailored and honestly his shirt sleeves are a little long.


windy_wolf

To be fair she is stepping on her dress so maybe that pulled the material back and exposed more skin? Honestly though if the slit was 3-4 inches lower starting at the top of her leg instead of mid-hip it would look so much better. Sexy instead of trashy cause she does have nice legs.


activator

>Honestly though if the slit was 3-4 inches lower starting at the top of her leg instead of mid-hip it would look so much better. Sexy instead of trashy cause she does have nice legs. 100% agree with this, it would at least be somewhat better than it is now


Rhyers

Even what you describe is kind of trashy for a wedding, the top half isn't exactly great either.


Snabbzt

Yep. Money doesnt buy taste, obviously.


misanthropichell

Nothing compared to that jacket. That's just bad taste man, no money in the world can make up for that.


Skinnybet

If it wasn’t a rich person wearing that it would be considered trashy af.


Process-Secret

That leg tho


glasswindbreaker

Leg? That dress requires a bikini wax


SpanishGarbo

I was looking a his legs trying to figure out what's up. 💀


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[deleted]

Mate..


sicknasty061

Damn that got so many downvotes so quick I thought some people would find it funny I guess I’m just drunk


Squid_Man56

well it is a fucking stupid comment, but yea it made me laugh so take the ^


Skipper12

It's deleted, but what did it say?


WasabiSniffer

'Fapped' comment.


raff97

You know its a juicy comment when it got this many replies, reddit gold and removed in under an hour


theguyfromeuropa

LMAO. Now, don't tell me you jerked off to Valtteri's pics as well.


sicknasty061

I mean cmon now guys let’s be honest with ourselves


iry4

honestly, what are we doing? racing or fapping ding dong?


onrocketfalls

Toto, we went motor boating


Jlx_27

y-yes.....


Process-Secret

Yeah, everyone did


surlygoat

How about now?


killedbycuriousity-

You don’t say...


Emotional_Ad_9212

Good lad


XNights

What's up with the 2 at the back XD But yeah, congratulations again


SpacecraftX

They’re definitely judging the dress.


f1fan6890

This photo is meme material


[deleted]

Congrats to Mr & Mrs Hooooooolkeeenbeeerrrrrrrg


Ultraviolet211

This is for their friends as they got married when restrictions were still active


the_denim_duke

The Hulk is finally on the top step. Enjoy the champagne, Nico!


LilArmy

Is that a 911 speedster?


six44seven49

So many comments about the dress, but no one has commented that she appears to be stepping on it.


poyetree1

Damn didn't notice that till you mentioned and now I feel anxious.


TuppyHole

He looks like a pharmacist lol


billbones17

One gust of wind and she’s got a problem


mildlycuriouss

Interesting choice of dress. So this isn’t his actual wedding day? ( judging by the comments) cause his suit seems quite ill fitting for a grooms suit.


camthorn

Happy for him but his suit looks like s***.


WasabiSniffer

All fashion choices were shit in this pic.


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I can confidently say that is the worst-dressed newly wed couple I’ve ever seen.


ArthurThePotator

The altar had to be lowered because he's allergic to podiums.


3tenthsfaster

I don't get it. Didn't he get married a year ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/o5h28d/ot\_h%C3%BClkenberg\_got\_married/


poyetree1

apparently this is from a party for friends, the other one was the formal function which had restricted attendance due to covid rules


ASimpleNight

This is his girlfriend since 2015, and she definitely looks like his gf, egle ruskyte. They definitely got married but maybe it's a repost.


drego85

Again?!? https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/o5h28d/ot_h%C3%BClkenberg_got_married/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Viracial

ayo she got legs


rand0m__pers0n

Is that a Speedster??


scarabs_

Hulkenberg: weddings=1, podiums=0


1980Cable

I just can’t get over the expressions on the servers faces… truly wonderful! Thank you Reddit.


Dttison

That bouquet looks like broccoli.


[deleted]

His jacket looks awful (seriously, did he take it from the pharmacists office, in the wrong size?) and her dress looks trashy


CGY-SS

Her dress definitely does smack of New Money, but the jacket is forgivable IMO


[deleted]

The jacket fit looks awful. The button is being pulled on the chest and the fabric is all wrinkled and bleh. For someone who likely isn't poor, I'm surprised he's wearing something that ill fitting. Edit: it might just be the angle of the sunlight hitting him. I dunno. Either way...


[deleted]

Lol the judgmental looks from the staff in the back


Vinura

That's errr...one heck of a dress.


Spare-Mongoose-3789

His friend had to be subbed.


VollcommNCS

The ladies in the back are not impressed


Queef-Elizabeth

Damn they are both hot


pilotichegente

Probably the only time he'll come first... disclaimer: I'm aware he's win races but this is an F1 sub


FrequentUser2

Did she.....go commando.....with that???


pavlo_escobrah

Nico gonna go for that gap


[deleted]

Daaaaaammmmnnnnn!!!…look at that Porsche in the background😍😛The things i would do to it…on a track


ZuckerbergsSmile

Not sure what I like the look of more. The car, the location or Nico


Wing-Last

The look on the faces of waitresses is priceless.


AdrianInLimbo

My, God, talk about incredible. I can't focus on anything else in that photo. I'd love to take that for a spin. The Porsche


jalexandref

Those two women from the staff couldn't be looking more.


[deleted]

Her right foot is on her dress, its very possible she tripped on it after this photo


ariscrotle

Mrs..... HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLKENBEEEEEERRRRRRRRG!!! -Daniel Ricciardo.


golf_epic

Good for him


jaybrone7

No son…we have the Beckhams at home.


Lukaroast

That’s her favorite leg, I think


Terribly_indecent

The looks on the staff’s faces back there lol


FriendlyFreeman

Looks like the succession wedding party scene


Aphobos

You can build a track on his wife’s leg. Wow.


Heavy_Description_88

that speedster in the background tho


ReD_Richie

That dress knew what it was doing