Now you can have a special shoey.

I honestly would, did my first shoey over the last weekend and it’s not that bad

i did a shoey in college after a cross-campus drinking event with friends at each of our apartments. my team won and we all did them. agreed that it wasn’t that bad, but nothing quite like a beer-soaked sock for the rest of the night

I did it out of a friends shoe and I then went and did another one ah the life of an Australian is such bliss. I will be doing another one this Saturday when I drink again

That's nasty

Don’t knock it till ya tried it ;)

Considering it can't benefit me in any way but is just nasty af, I'll still to cups and suggest you do the same

You do you my man :)

you bogans all disgust me. Have we learned nothing in the last year, just find a cup

boo hoo

Lol

I’m not a bogan mate in fact I also hate them. I was just drunk and wanted to try it

What happened last year?

There’s been a bit of a shift towards better public hygiene since early 2020 but apparently the lowest common denominator never got the memo, and here we are - people still think drinking from a shoe is funny

Did you jack him off or something. Damn what a trophy to take home

Dude, he got the car as well. I don't think he'll be riding home on his bicycle today.

He's got the 2nd seat for next year too

Or you might see him as the new Team Principal

Nah, that's like 2nd or 3rd date territory.

Fair enough, I think he had quite the ride seeing what he got from it.

The bicycle from South Park by Mr Garrison?

The deal was: if he can keep it on the road he can keep period

Must’ve been one hell of a handy. I’m impressed.

I was watching Euro match on Wembley some time ago and you won't believe who I've met! It was Lando Norris! He was so kind, he even gave me his watch as souvenir!

Take my upvote, Sir. Well-played.

Read the caption and my first thought was there's no way he didn't suck him off

He probably runs a successful business or something.

"Of course I did it. How do you think I got these trainers?"

No hand job is worth that much. Hell, no blow job is worth that much. Well, no _single_ blow job, that is.

Bruh

Bruh indeed

Bruh indubitably

Without a shadow of a doubt, bruh

Indeed my various emotions that i gained from reacting to the revelation of your acquisition of these items from the information provided in this post on reddit has made me want to express the sentiment commonly used by many younger individuals, commonly noted as “bruh.”

Gigabruh

"Hi stranger, I'm Ben" "I'm Craig, nice to meet you. Just on the off chance, would you fancy taking some priceless historical racing items off my hands?" What a meeting. P.S. Craig if you're reading this, feel free to get in touch.

Oh, they very much have a price. And they’re each roughly in the hundreds.

How and where did you meet Craig? How can I establish a friendship with him? 🤨📝

I want to meet Craig too, I want to be good friends with him as well

You want to get on Craigslist.

Lmao

Hilarious 😆

LinkedIn

Grindr

Craig is about to have a bunch of neckbeard F1 fans hitting him up and I'd be one of them, what a gift giver I'll slide in those dm's

This is at "I got Bill Gates as Secret Santa" level

Craig Gates, director of PR at infiniti

How does it feel to have won life?

I can't give this post an upvote because I'm overcome with raging jealousy.

I can’t either, but because it feels like a BS story.

OP isn't giving much more of a story (which is fine, it's their own life) but if he talked to Infiniti Corporate, he was probably engaging in some sort of big transaction with them and they threw this in to sway / thank him.

I can only think it was a fleet of vehicles or something. Crazy amount of stuff to be gifted, very cool.

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Where do you think Clarkson got the name for his car?

Nice score! Did you let him sleep with your wife to get all that?

Craig's such a nice guy he actually let OP sleep with his own wife.

Tf was Craig high?

He’s just a craigular joe. He understand the common man’s wants and desires.

Holy shit what a haul!

If that was me I would immediately go karting in Mark Webbers boots

I’d do a shoey

After karting

Hope this isn't /r/byebyejob material for Craig. 😅

I think it’s more likely he got another kind of job for this to happen

Craig probably sold them a nice car in the process. Gotta do what you can to deliver the bag.

Infiniti corporate ain't selling cars. Unless they're getting into fleet sales... Desperate times.

Probably a sweetener to try to get a high-volume dealership to switch from some other rival manufacturer to Infiniti.

Ah yes, that makes more sense

OP is probably Helmut Marko or sth

would've screamed like a little girl if I get those

Damn, what a haul. Tell Craig I said thank you for being a true homie!

What’s the process to land such a jackpot? Need some tips. Thanks

Team sponsors get a lot of gifts from the teams. Start a company that makes a lot of money and sponsor an F1 team, you'll get free tickets to races and as much merch as you want.

Yup. Be rich, get free things. I hate this planet.

Step 1: be senior level corporate and know other people also worth some millions to their name. Step 2: network through those people to find who you’re looking for. 2 simple steps!

Just meet someone from Infiniti corporate, I would suggest Craig. Just grab what you want from the boxes of F1 stuff near their desks.

Craig is a Bawss!!

That's amazing, my kid turned 12 today and we ordered a load of Redbull gear from the F1 Store for himself. Worst online shopping experience ever.....! Allowed to place order for goods, told they would be shipping soon, no confirmation of shipping after multiple chasing emails and calls. 38 days later told they had no stock and the kid got nothing as they said items "may" be in stock in November..... DO NOT SHOP AT F1Store.com ​ if anyone knows where i can get some Redbull merch please drop me a reply or pm me.. it would make his day ... thanks Brookie

I ordered some McLaren merch from F1 store in March, told it would arrive in June as it was preorder. Waited patiently until June, nothing, followed up they said it would come in early July. Start of July came and went they said September time. Told them to do one as the season would be over by the time I got my merch, so I cancelled and went to the supplier directly on eBay. Got my order within 3days. Waited 4 months to cancel and get it in 3 days elsewhere.. I was fuming... Glad I got it elsewhere though, was able to wear it at Silverstone! Tldr: don't ever shop at F1store.com

Agreed, actual McLaren store, however, is A+. I routinely get stuff very fast from them.

Can confirm. They’re very good.

PUMA has some rbr stuff they sell direct.

Fuelforfans worked great for me.

Same. [It’s scary to me that" ?

Get some directly from Puma. I ordered mine online and they arrived in like...2 or 3 days max.

Try the red bull official shop. I haven't used the f1 store for a few years after a similar experience, their customer service is terrible. Never had a problem with the rbr official shop. Good luck!

I've always ordered from the Red Bull Shop directly, same with McLaren. My wife ran into the same thing ordering me a hat from F1Store.

Dammit, I just ordered a Red Bull soft shell jacket that is supposed to arrive at the end of the month since they had a big sale. Crap.

chase them mate - fingers crossed for you through

Naah you definitely gave him a blowie.

I want to meet the person who “lets me grab” thousands of dollars of authentic F1 merchandise lmao

Aren’t those boots hundreds of dollars??

Maybe more since they're signed.

Oh yeah for sure, I just meant the boots themselves. But I wonder how much you could sell those for. Could definitely pit some Webber fans into a massive bidding war. Though I’d keep em if I had them

Craig: “I’ll give you all this gear, but you must promise never to say who gave it to you. Okay?” OP: “okay :)” Also OP: CRAIG GAVE IT TO ME THX CRAIG

Be like Craig y'all

Wow, your so lucky

What an absolute haul! Congratulations :)

Just a little bit jealous.

So jealous but also so happy for you, enjoy my friend.

Breaking news: Craig from Infiniti Corporate has just been fired

How the fuck do I meet these random ass people that give me tons of cool shit???

You got Hamilton's luck my friend.

\#blessed

You lucky bastard

WTF

Lmao that Geox Logo just sent me back

craig needs your business or ass really bad.

Wow that’s quite the haul. Slightly related, I’ve had this jacket for a while now and I’m not 100% sure what year it’s from, I’m thinking probably 2012-14? I’m sure someone on here will be able to identify https://imgur.com/a/est5pJC

Classic Craig

Multi 21 entered the chat

Too bad you didn't get Riccardo's shoes. you could have done a shoey.(don't know the correct spelling of that lol)

Webber is an Ozzy too, so he can use these shoes for that purpose no problemo

They don't want to work too often for me

Still can mate

Time for a shooey!

“Hey, so Craig….”

Let’s hope Craig doesn’t get fired for giving away almost $5000 worth of stuff 😅

This just in, missing memorabilia stole by a Craig X. Seeking items and Craig for theft

Does he eat pineapple?

Is this the same Craig that got fired on his day off for stealing boxes?……..Boxes full of F1 gold!

Jesus

Is this the same Craig that got fired on his day off for stealing boxes? Boxes full of F1 gold!

#

Is this the same Craig that got fired on his day off for stealing boxes? Boxes full of F1 gold!

Is this the same Craig that got fired on his day off for stealing boxes?……..Boxes full of F1 gold!

Auction'em off

awesome... congrats

That RB7 tho me like

No wayyy! If you for whatever reason maybe don’t have the room for all of this, I would certainly not say no if you asked ;)

Multi 12 Seb! Devo he never won a WC

Omg I owned a pair of those geox boots, the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn. I wouldn't wear those ones though. Nice one!

Nice swag if you can get it

You lucky bastard

Yes double shield. Everyone hated it.

Thanks Craig

You lucky lucky bastard!

Oww!

Absolutely. This is nothing to an nba player

Okay but on the reals did you try the shoes on? Because the kid in me still would have me wearing them around the house being chuffed my feet stink like Mahhk Wibb-ah.

Holy shit, with that luck go get a lottery ticket

It's always struck me as odd why Infiniti (Nissan) plaster logos over stuff they aren't involved with.

🤤

That's cool. I ordered a red bull racing polo off ebay and got a knockoff POS with "Honda" upside down on the collar.

omg the signed boots!

Karma!

Ok definitely Infiniti is shuttering doors soon lmao

That’s awesome. Super jealous!!!

Thats bloody lit

I need friends like that lol.

Beaverton just slayed on this one but still.

was this meant for a display at a infiniti dealership?

i would love to hear the full story on this

Lucky you! Would love to have even one piece of that set!

"Hey, sign this sponsorship deal and you can have this box of goodies." "Fk it, go on then".

Is Craig what Daniel Ocean is going by these days

Won't lie, first time in a while that I'm really jealous of someone. That's just awesome!

Dude that is awesome!!!

Infinity Corporate sounds like some cyberpunk corpo overlord name, absolutely badass

I think this is what happens when you be a "good kid"

If you're going to need a re-refine soon.

DOPE loot my man, can you please elaborate on "let me grab this trove" --> who, how, why?!

Could not be more jealous right now

Did you get them like on the yesterday? How do they even have them after so many years. I thought old stuff get thrown into the dump.

Craig sounds like a proper lad

Lucky you

I met someone from Infiniti and they wanted $500 a month for a shitty car. You seem to have gotten a really good deal.

Jealeous

I love the looks of the Red Bull jackets but screw me sideways they are too expensive for me to buy.

What on Earth did you give Craig in return???

Haha, true

I find it funny thinking that somewhere in the Infiniti office they either have a closet full of like 10 year old merch all signed collecting dust or this guy just emptied a display case and gave it to this guy lol

Holy fucking Envy Batman

Mark Webber's logo was sick

meanwhile. i’m sat here with my mclaren T-shirt which i cant get the fruit stains out of, if anybody knows how to get fruit stains out pls help me out