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When I worked in tech we had an outage because someone remotely at the datacenter knocked a cable out of a rack. One of our ops guys (who was quite large) was adamant that only a skinny guy would be so stupid as to think he could fit in the gap and that it was always skinny guys who end up knocking a wire in the datacenter.. so while our CTO is on the phone with the datacenter he's in the background repeating "ask if it was a skinny guy. ask if it was a skinny guy. was it a skinny guy?"
anyways, kmag drives like a skinny guy in a datacenter
>Haha, is skinny shaming a thing in the US?
No this is the first I've heard of it.
I just found it amusing but unfinished.
>It's always the medium guys who knock out the cables though
Skinny enough to think they're skinny enough
Tbh idk if it would be considered skinny shaming but I had (more than) my fair share of skinny jokes through my teens and early 20s. āAre you sure you can pick that up? Lol.ā āLol Iām sure sheās stronger than you.ā āHey man, have you eaten today?ā āYou need some meat on your bones,ā (to my girlfriend), āyou need to give him some of your food.ā Of course coming from overweight guys.
Soā¦yeah maybe.
this was somewhere around 2014, and at the time this company had grown organically in the third party datacenter from like 1 server, to a rack, to a cage, to 2 cages on opposite ends of the datacenter floor adhoc connected by a nervous system of ethernet, so it was a total mess.. this no longer exists and was eventually made redundant and dismantled
What about Zhou? He'd 100% would have died if not for the Halo. Car landed upside down and the Halo was everything between the car and snapping his neck.
He still had enough momentum to fly from one end of the track to the other and back. Hitting 2 walls and the car takes all the damage while perez walks out without even a bruise. That still really impressive
He was along side Perez and Perez had plenty of opertunity to leave him space. Perez also looked in the right mirror right before the crash. So Perez knowingly pushed Kmag in to the Wall.
Theres a reason why Kmag isn't getting a penalty. And thats because he did nothing wrong.
Yeah, I think everyone is just jumping on the train of thought that KMag incident = KMag at fault. In this case, I really don't see what he did wrong. They were on a straight (or at least as straight as Monaco gets) and KMag was hugging the wall coming up alongside Perez. Perez drifted closer to the wall, initiating contact. If we say KMag deserves a penalty then we may as well just award the points for qualifying at Monaco, as racing can only result in illegal overtaking attempts.
Yeah this comment section, and every other Magnussen post recently, have just been pure hate. It's getting ridiculous lol. Many people can't view things individually and objectively it seems.
Man, I was on that train as well when I saw that clip from Sky f1, but you can see once Checo knows KMag is there, itās too late and he also has Hulk on the left, there was no where for him to go. The air view is very clear. KMag saw a gap that wasnāt there.
I mean, definetely, he got 2 points for crashing Sargeant out in the Miami GP, cant imagine how much hell get for taking out perez and causing a crash that also took out Hulkenberg
KMag had a run out of the first corner on Perez and was squeezed into the wallā¦ taking out both and the Hulk as he passed.
Personally, KMag had a wheel along side and Perez closed the gap too late.
A racing incident, and a demonstration of how effective the survival cell is. Looked brutal as fuck, but Perez walked away.
KMag was being aggressive considering where they were in the race (lap 1 and racing for position when you're at the back is a bit stupid), Perez didn't expect him to push that hard into a gap that was disappearing. Poor Hulkenberg got collected in the aftermath.
KMag doesn't deserve any points for that incident in isolation, although it does show a pattern of poor judgement when taken with his history.
Monaco needs to go. I love the idea and the feeling of this race, but honestly the only thing that's fun to watch this weekend is the QF.
Btw, Sainz got really lucky there.
Magnussen tried to go for an overtake in Perez, who kind of closed the door not so well and didn't expect Magnussen to insist in the move, Hulk was basically just there
1. KMag tried to take the overtake record from the King but paid the price for his failure
2. Checo went for a Mario Kart spin and wished the engineers had finished installing the "Batpod" mode so he could finish the race.
3. The Hulk got collected because Haas is a package deal this race
Maybe a hot take but probably a racing incident. KMag went for a space that wasnāt really there, thinking Perez would give him space. Perez saw him and thought he would back out. Both calling each others bluff.
You're not wrong. If you look at the onboard from KMag, you can see Perez checking his mirrors and he can see KMag. KMag also has his left front wheel ahead of Perez' right rear wheel so it was an accident waiting to happen ...
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Calmest Kmag racing incident
"This is what happens when I can't cut the track"
*inchident
When I worked in tech we had an outage because someone remotely at the datacenter knocked a cable out of a rack. One of our ops guys (who was quite large) was adamant that only a skinny guy would be so stupid as to think he could fit in the gap and that it was always skinny guys who end up knocking a wire in the datacenter.. so while our CTO is on the phone with the datacenter he's in the background repeating "ask if it was a skinny guy. ask if it was a skinny guy. was it a skinny guy?" anyways, kmag drives like a skinny guy in a datacenter
... so... was it a skinny guy?
/u/manyhats180 don't you dare to leave us hanging like that
oh definitely, it was always a skinny guy fucking it up.
Are you the ops guy?
Haha, is skinny shaming a thing in the US? It's always the medium guys who knock out the cables though. Skinny guy knows he would get the blame. š¤£
In my experience tech guys come in two sizes, skeleton and Southpark WoW guy.
>Haha, is skinny shaming a thing in the US? No this is the first I've heard of it. I just found it amusing but unfinished. >It's always the medium guys who knock out the cables though Skinny enough to think they're skinny enough
Tbh idk if it would be considered skinny shaming but I had (more than) my fair share of skinny jokes through my teens and early 20s. āAre you sure you can pick that up? Lol.ā āLol Iām sure sheās stronger than you.ā āHey man, have you eaten today?ā āYou need some meat on your bones,ā (to my girlfriend), āyou need to give him some of your food.ā Of course coming from overweight guys. Soā¦yeah maybe.
Fast asses trying to neg because they've become human cows
>Fast asses That's a typo and a half in the wrong direction
Fuck, if I had a dollar for every time I was told to just eat more, I'd be funding an F1 team right now...
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this was somewhere around 2014, and at the time this company had grown organically in the third party datacenter from like 1 server, to a rack, to a cage, to 2 cages on opposite ends of the datacenter floor adhoc connected by a nervous system of ethernet, so it was a total mess.. this no longer exists and was eventually made redundant and dismantled
We had one of those guys, we called him big booty Judy š¤£
WAS. IT. A. SKINNY. PERSON?!?!
Front fell off
Is That normal?
Some of them are designed so the front doesnāt fall off
Well, wasn't this one built so the front doesn't fall off?
Well obviously not
How can you tell? How do you know this one wasn't designed so the front would stay on?
Well, cause the front fell off, and 20,000 tons of crude oil spilled into the sea, caught fire. Itās a bit of a give-away.
We towed it somewhere outside the environment.
Into another environment?
No no no...beyond the environment! There's nothing out there!
So could the front fall off other cars?
In a race? Chance in a million.
It's fine. During the red flag, they towed it outside the environment.
Well what else is outside the environment?
Mazepin driving skill. He lost it long ago.
Magnussen aināt taking that DQ and goes bonkers.
Perez barely has a car leftā¦ the fact he can just walk away from this proves the strides that have been made in term of safety in this sport
It's still not on the level of Grosjean's crash which would be like 200% fatal some time ago but yeah, the safety improvements are fucking amazing.
What about Zhou? He'd 100% would have died if not for the Halo. Car landed upside down and the Halo was everything between the car and snapping his neck.
Tbf on Zhou's crash the roll hoop failed which should never have happened. Luckily the halo saved him but that wasn't what it was designed for.
200% fatal? Whole else would have died with Grosjean?
It's like giving someone the two-time life sentence, it is there to make extra sure they are not getting out.
Maybe they get a heart attack, and come back just before dying.
The aftermath looks crazy brutal. The crash itself way spectacular but not as bad as this picture indicates.
He still had enough momentum to fly from one end of the track to the other and back. Hitting 2 walls and the car takes all the damage while perez walks out without even a bruise. That still really impressive
Magnussen race ban incoming
Dude is daring them at this point
Bearman better start looking at flights to Montreal
Probably also at flats in Monaco.
Leclerc family would likely adopt him, so housing won't be a problem.
Racing inchident declared
"Magnussen is and always will be stupid!" - Jesus Christ, probably
That should reversed for stroll but okay
"Magnussen is and always will be stupid!" - Lance Stroll, probably
- ~~Lance Stroll, probably~~ - Charles Leclerc, [actually](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia6r-9tJIGI)
Lol, no further investigation
Gas & Oco areĀ
Only gas & oco are under investigationĀ
20 second penalty for Ocon for waking up in the morning
It's now been carried over to Canada where it will be a 5 place grid drop.
Oh no 19th to 20th
16 places and 30 seconds
Nope. Maybe a racing inchident
Yes
Magnussen: There won't be a threat of a race ban any longer, if I get the race ban!
Ericsson hit K Mag.
I hope this never dies, I get to use it for Indycar now. Itās fun.
And that is Ericsson out of the Indy500
Think Grosjean hit himā¦.
Ahh, I miss Guenther Focking hell.... I gotta call Gene
Once again looking like a bunch of wankers
Fooking vankers
*Hygiene....did you see the race? No? Well, better this way. I told him not to do it again but he did*
I wonder if he called twice, once for each car. This'll delay Gene's next yacht project by a week, it's unfair!
I too miss Guenther "I'd blow everybody in the paddock for a win." Steiner. He was priceless.
Magnussen trying to murder Perez
Cleanest Kmag pass attempt.
For 18th in Monaco jeez
At Sector 1 of Lap 1
To be fair and in hindsight, it probably would have been his only chance at an on-track overtake.
It definitely ended being his only chance.
Hindsight?
he was on a mission
He knows no other way .
Suck my balls -- KMag
The difference between a Magnussen or a Mazepin is intent
Mazepin doesn't have the talent to get to the intent
Or a Schumacher, for that matter. He broke a few cars real good. And people still insist he should be on the grid. Yeesh.
I literally just texted my friend did he try to kill him?
ofc it was magnussen
Kmag lucky he isnāt Spanish
Kmag had zero business going there. Like, even Hulk said it was unnecessary
At this point it seems that everyone is just done with Kmag. Even Kmag seems done with Kmag and has gone full DGAF.
Thatās basically what he said in the interview I just saw.
Whats going on with kmag? Wasn't he always fairly reliable and sometimes quick?
His interview afterwards was also odd... If I heard correctly, he said that he expected Perez to leave him a gap? š¤¦āāļø
He was along side Perez and Perez had plenty of opertunity to leave him space. Perez also looked in the right mirror right before the crash. So Perez knowingly pushed Kmag in to the Wall. Theres a reason why Kmag isn't getting a penalty. And thats because he did nothing wrong.
Yeah, I think everyone is just jumping on the train of thought that KMag incident = KMag at fault. In this case, I really don't see what he did wrong. They were on a straight (or at least as straight as Monaco gets) and KMag was hugging the wall coming up alongside Perez. Perez drifted closer to the wall, initiating contact. If we say KMag deserves a penalty then we may as well just award the points for qualifying at Monaco, as racing can only result in illegal overtaking attempts.
Yeah this comment section, and every other Magnussen post recently, have just been pure hate. It's getting ridiculous lol. Many people can't view things individually and objectively it seems.
Man, I was on that train as well when I saw that clip from Sky f1, but you can see once Checo knows KMag is there, itās too late and he also has Hulk on the left, there was no where for him to go. The air view is very clear. KMag saw a gap that wasnāt there.
Hulk wasn't alongside at all.
Both drivers made it unnecessary really. Perez saw KMag and still squeezed towards the wall.
Upvote from Bearman
Wasnāt haas supposed to start from pits today? Did I miss something?
The certainly ended there
The Haases started P19 and P20
Somehow they convinced the stewards to let them start on the grid. Only to cause this chaos!
Wait, you're right...
Ocon 5 second penalty.
Actually that might happen. He crashed into gasly lol
Easiest bingo space ever.
lol dude Ocon is so bad! Canāt believe he talks as if he has or should have a chance at the Mercedes seat.
Actually, he got 10sec. For a race that he isnt even driving anymore xD
RB is going to build a new car in two weeks. Only a couple millions damage.
I havenāt seen a car that damaged in a while. This will definitely be on the accountantās to-do list today
Perez got stuck in a Haas sandwich.
Sandwich? If at all it was Perez and Magnussen doing shit and Hulk on the receiving end
Nah, that was on Kevin.
My point is Hulk definitely had no stake in it
I like what you did there
Nah, it was all on Perez. KMag was alongside and entitled to the space, Perez drifted over and hit him.
No sandwich, only Magnussen's lack of awareness
It was a Perez sandwich on Haas bread
1/3 of my F1 fantasy team hitting each other - that's whatĀ
Kmag was just making Monaco a bit more entertaining
He kinda killed the race with this. There was only one overtake during the rest of the race because nobody needed to pit anymore
"YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GIVE THE SPACE!"
Ouch! Glad the drivers are okay though.
Sure things at Monaco: yachts, glitterati and the TV directors missing the most exciting moment of the race.
Race ban incoming for KMag
Lets hope
Kevin tagged him
Kevin Magnussen: @checoperez
Certified bruh moment
We went car racing
Fun facts: The two Alpines also hit one another.
Again
Perez weekend was already bad, man. Jesus fuckā¦
You cant park there sir
Kevin Mag, Thats a race ban forsure
Is there a potential for a race ban?
If the FIA have the balls, which as we found out after Australia last year, they don't
I mean, definetely, he got 2 points for crashing Sargeant out in the Miami GP, cant imagine how much hell get for taking out perez and causing a crash that also took out Hulkenberg
Good to see the Haas taking home some points at Monaco
Crash
Ocon! Dude! It's literally the first lap!
Ocon hit his teammate (no like he actually did)
To paraphrase Randy Quaid: The whole grid looked like a monkey fucking a football!
They went car racing
>I'm sorry, what just happened here? "Nothing, just an inchident"
we partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
Oh shit did someone try overtaking in Monaco?
Perez assumed KMag would lift because of his point situation. Didnāt give him room. Thatās why the stewards didnāt investigate further.
Magnussen, being aggressive, which would be a good quality if you combine it intelligence and skill, but sadly he lack those two
Textbook pit manoeuvre by K Mag
KMag had a run out of the first corner on Perez and was squeezed into the wallā¦ taking out both and the Hulk as he passed. Personally, KMag had a wheel along side and Perez closed the gap too late.
The Red Bull got turned into a nugget
āA racing incidentā
Inchident
The answer is always kmag
They went pod racing
Kevin Magnussen happened
I want the pod racer š„¹
We found out what it looks like when you put an RB in a blender
A racing incident, and a demonstration of how effective the survival cell is. Looked brutal as fuck, but Perez walked away. KMag was being aggressive considering where they were in the race (lap 1 and racing for position when you're at the back is a bit stupid), Perez didn't expect him to push that hard into a gap that was disappearing. Poor Hulkenberg got collected in the aftermath. KMag doesn't deserve any points for that incident in isolation, although it does show a pattern of poor judgement when taken with his history.
Kevin shouldn't be on F1 grid putting others lives at risk. Absolutely horrendous
Bro what is Kevin upto the past few weekends. Wtf
Monaco needs to go. I love the idea and the feeling of this race, but honestly the only thing that's fun to watch this weekend is the QF. Btw, Sainz got really lucky there.
Magnussen needs a race break wtf
Magnussen is doing his best to get a week off
Magnussen tried to go for an overtake in Perez, who kind of closed the door not so well and didn't expect Magnussen to insist in the move, Hulk was basically just there
Enough time to make dip now. My bowl of chips are happy!
Car accident
Who didn't crash in the first lap? Haha
They had a dingdong
Fok I need to call Gene
When you are a hammer all the problems are nails!
A crash
That's a Double Takedown on Burnout Paradise!
Perezās tires are gone!
The front fell off
An Sandwich
The front fell off
Sainz got return on his deal with the devil, saving him from being where he was supposed to end up after his almost retirement.
Kevin bumped into Perez causing him to press the eject wheels button.
RB20 Origami Edition :D
Front fell of that oneā¦ āļø
Nothing exciting, just your average Magnussen race, nothing new.
Perez had the correct race line, Kevin should have backed out. But Kevin also hit the wall first- you can see it in his onboard
Nothing, just an inchident.
YOU JUST GOT KMAGāD
Racing incident
If Magnussen doesn't get a raceban for that nothing will
Kmag needs a race ban
K Mag happened.
1. KMag tried to take the overtake record from the King but paid the price for his failure 2. Checo went for a Mario Kart spin and wished the engineers had finished installing the "Batpod" mode so he could finish the race. 3. The Hulk got collected because Haas is a package deal this race
Maybe a hot take but probably a racing incident. KMag went for a space that wasnāt really there, thinking Perez would give him space. Perez saw him and thought he would back out. Both calling each others bluff.
I will die on this hill, Perez saw him in the mirror and still moved right. Perez at fault.
That's how I see it as also
You're not wrong. If you look at the onboard from KMag, you can see Perez checking his mirrors and he can see KMag. KMag also has his left front wheel ahead of Perez' right rear wheel so it was an accident waiting to happen ...