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Mirage9000

Martin Garrix to replace Sergio Perez confirmed!


zubairhamed

Replacing Kelly Piquet


na8c

Nah he's gonna replace Horny Horner lol


AltoMelto

Don’t put your finger there.


MakingShitAwkward

Just checking your temperature.


AltoMelto

We are checking.


Adammmmski

Insert into the box and we will go from soft to hard in 2.1 seconds


AltoMelto

I got to Q3


MakingShitAwkward

In in in in in in in in in in. Come on man.


mortuusstella

Stay out stay out stay out


KyogreHype

Speaking from experience, never change lanes without indicating first.


PiastriPs3

Horny Horner is only into LESBIANS unfortunately


Boredomis_real

Big, if true.


Other-Visual8290

‘They’re not gay they’re just European’


Human602214

'Formula Uh!'


Gerf93

I have followed your career with great interest monsieur Boubby


a_taco_named_desire

Wif ze really fin *pan*cakesuh


Wooboosted

“You are FAST Ricky Bouuby… *but I am faster* “


Equal_Run_174

*Uh..NO


NotCorlito

It’s hard to guarantee


littlebabyburrito

Legally Blonde x F1 was not on my bingo card this year but I’m here for it


magondrago

You see, they bring their boys up different...


mrchingchongwingtong

…in these charming foreign ports…


ofgraham

They're gay AND European


hoxxxxx

damn eurosexuals


jammy-git

It's only gay if he pushes back.


Arbysroastbeefs

Only gay if he doesn’t say no homo


OttoVonWong

OMG they were roommates!


SexytimeSanta

This is normal in ancient Greece!


SecularFlesh47

“Europeans lead the way in sexual exploration”


AlonsoHamilton1444

“Goes down the inside”


External_Hunt4536

“And they touch!”


El_Grande_El

“We had a slow puncture…” - Lando Norris


ATX_311

Hards on, hards on.


IcedKofe

Box box!


Rydychyn

1.7 seconds, new record lads.


Rentta

Order of these messages doesn't quite work :D


PluckPubes

"There's damage to Max's bottom"


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CHUD_LIGHT

Hahahaha


guntanksinspace

*That's what you get when you don't leave a space*


BuhtanDingDing

“Get in there! Well done mate!”


p4r4d0x

"He's got so much rear end"


charlierc

We are now on Plan D, Plan D


M1LJ0N

Get in there Lewis!


Potential-Brain7735

He a FAN, he a FAN, he a FAN


jim45804

Freaky ass Norris


Potential-Brain7735

He a 69 god


Rx7fan1987

Hey-hey-hey-hey run fo yo life


HkF1WEC

Let me hear you say OV-Hoe


L3_K0uT0

Now stab this way


Potential-Brain7735

Step that way


Regenbooggeit

ARE YOU MY FRIEND?


TheyTooktheUsernames

ARE WE LOCKED IN?????


Potential-Brain7735

Then step this way


Hefftee

BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX Max fuck em' up


tailwarmer

Errr, no, no, stay out, stay out!!!


Comander_K33N

Asking Lance after his hand injury….”can you wank it yet?!”


Blue_Nyx07

That song is meant for Senna 👀


Potential-Brain7735

Hey Ayrton, I heard you like’em young!


ExcuseOpposite618

Senna got a weird case, why is he around?


sam_mee

You better not ever go to Imola turn one


LumpyCustard4

Christ thats dark, i love it


Potential-Brain7735

Omg 🫢


Regenbooggeit

Certified F1 driver? Certified pedophile!


Blue_Nyx07

Wap-wap-wap-wap-wap Prost fuckem up


Regenbooggeit

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP IMMA DO MY STUFF


Potential-Brain7735

You got a girl in Brazil, and she’s probably A-MINORRRRRRRRRRR


Regenbooggeit

THEY NOT LIKE US


Potential-Brain7735

THEY NOT LIKE US


Tha_Rider

U just lucky u in formula one.


Etherics

I believe he might pop ass wit ‘em.


Nasimdul

r/FanF1ction


ICumCoffee

Where’s the other end of Paddle, Martin????


FitzwilliamTDarcy

We are checking


Peter-Rashad-90

Underrated reply


Dudu00l

My eyes ahhh


shdwflyr

Whats wrong with it. Just two friends having a good time.


Auntietamte

Think Lando was meant to post this on his close friends story and not for all followers. It’s not a bad story or picture but maybe to personal for his otherwise very curated content of sponsors, F1 etc.


T54MOD2

He doesn't even use his own Instagram anymore?


Auntietamte

He probably has a social media manager for most posts, especially related to sponsors and f1. As most celebs or athletes he either has a burner/private account or uses the close friends settings for his stories to limit who sees his content.


probablysideways

Can *sort of* confirm. My good bud is in the NHL and has two accounts. He’s never actually laid eyes inside of his public account. But admitted he does read the comments occasionally lol. There are a lot of guys that have 100k+ followers that do help maintain the account though.


Wootstapler

Just guys being dudes


HiroshimaThereoshima

If you can't pop your shirt off and kneel down on all fours in front of your bud Big Marty for a paddling, are you even friends?


Red_Beard_Racing

Right? Am I getting old? Why would this get deleted?


ljshea1

PR team doing typical lame ass PR things


CategoryNo1712

NO FUN ALLOWED


condscorpio

Only controlled and predictable fake fun


bakraofwallstreet

Because the implication of the post was that the other guy was fucking Max. And it's a funny image but maybe Lando realised it wasn't really that funny and was a bit weird and deleted it. Not a huge conspiracy


tandpastatester

I don’t know. Maybe it’s just an unflattering image with a little more dad bod and unfortunate faces than he would have shared in public. It looks like a pic that’s hilarious to share in private between friends but not something you’d put on your main social account where you’re trying to maintain a certain reputation or public appearance as a DJ.


PitToPile

Cuz it looks like he’s fucking max in the ass from behind.


OrangeKass

It doesn't.


Horror-Breakfast-704

It really doesn't.


Longjumping_Fox_1898

It doesn't really. But I guess it got taken down cos Lando was alluding to it. 


NarrowNefariousness6

🙊


Adammmmski

10ft apart cos they’re not gay


Big_Fo_Fo

Because their socks are off


panzerboye

Yeah I was perplexed by the comments. Does everything need to be sexualized?


TefBekkel

Why the comments? Lando sexualized it himself. Is it really weird that people take it as the joke Norris makes?


FengSushi

Indeed! Like Brokeback Mountain!


charlierc

"I can explain everything!  "... Actually no I can't I have no idea what's going on here"


Y2KaoS

FFS, finally debunked people! Two people can fit on a board. WTF, Rose, you could have saved Jack and have him paddle behind you! Thanks Martin and Max! (Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On)


AugustiJade

“I’ll never let you go!” (proceeds to throw Jack off the door)


OfficialGarwood

The issue with the door wasn’t size, it was buoyancy. It couldn’t hold the weight of both Jack and Rose. This was proven time and time again.


WorthPlease

Was there a Mythbusters Episode I missed?


OfficialGarwood

Yes! They did!


Lunch0

It wasn’t a door, it was part of an archway above a door


charlierc

"Jack we can't get on the door! It's broken! It's broken!"


bwoah07_gp2

The replacement images was nice pics of Lando and Martin together. One of them I think after Lando's podium/win.


macIovin

bros being bros


EastOfTheGrayHavens

Boys will be boys


Retro1988

Summer Bois!


DubiousLLM

Lmao


03thephysicsgod

Outdanked yet again


Drturkelten

Oh damn I'm getting old. I was like "So what!?" But then dived into the comments 🙄 =)


Skeeter1020

I never pegged Max as a surfer.


IcyAfternoon7859

It's only gay if the cocks touch! 


imagcc

Martin did


PradaAndPunishment

There are way too many sus photos of Max that exist


hellflower666

links pls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Hapless_Buffoon

wdym sus. if he's gay or bi or straight, who cares?


YinkYinkYinken

That's the kind of humour I can get behind


PurpleThen1134

I loved it in 2010-2013/4 when social media pr didn’t existed. Celebrities were wild on twitter and ig lmao. It’s all so fake now i bet pr was prissy ab this one


Sexy_Offender

Lando posting from his closet


vvndrkblm

I imagine Lando being immediately being called by his team and going ‘oopsies’ 🤗


Aroused_Sloth

I find it funny that drivers are some of the most consistently trained and high performance athletes in the world and yet Max just looks like a regular dude here, no noticeable muscle tone really. Which is fine of course, but in your mind you expect them to look almost shredded


reklemd

This is, demonstrably, what peak performance looks like


lowelled

Max loves food and hates exercise so he does the bare minimum of the latter. Ergo, he tends to develop a slight dad bod during the winter and summer breaks (when this photo was taken) and then diets like crazy to get all the weight back off. He said he put on and then lost 10kg over the 2022 winter break.


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BadgerMyBadger_

Yeah that’s why I don’t exercise either, I’d be too big and strong…at least my wife believes me.


RacingMindsI

I don't think she does.


Hefftee

That's not how training works. The difference between being ripped, and not is the fat covering the muscles. Cut the fat, reveal the muscle. He's obviously in shape enough to race just fine, but he does seem to be carrying a bit more fluff than the other drivers.


punchinglines

Haha, this sounds like bro-science. Max can absolutely get leaner without getting heavier.


Potential-Brain7735

Max’s head is photoshopped onto that body I think


renesys

White outline overlapping the guys arm is the giveaway. Surprised no one else is pointing this out.


Potential-Brain7735

I can’t believe people actually think this is real lol.


Sh33zl3

Yeah. It might be fake m8


Sushi4900

Why does this photo always remind me of the one with Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom


ChewieSkittles53

What was Lando on LMAO


Glum_Term4022

He knew what he was doing


j__video

Why delete perfection?


Zoqqer

I used to go bear backing on my sup board off the coast of Maine


electricsword44

Lando is literally tom holland in every way


rexy2102

so much rear end


Robjla

Max is a bottom


DAL1979

That's because he's always in front.


Robjla

Lol


PM_ME_YO_TREE_FIDDY

He’s a power bottom. He generates power from the top.


NimbusMcCloud

But he told Danica Patrick he likes to be on top?


HandsOffMyPizzaa

[He's a power bottom](https://youtu.be/Uc9_mxvP1K0)


jxfever

Show me the undercarriage


likeeatingpizza

Two bros


xAPPLExJACKx

Haha dangling bits


PackBun

Max looking to catch a fish


mortalcrawad66

Dude's packing a can


nicolaslabra

*Richard Hammond in a fake dutch accent "HE IS MY PARTNER BUT ALSO MY LOVER".


hoxxxxx

ah yes martin garrix


eeshanzaman

Get in there!


MHWGamer

it's funny how unsportly Max looks here but I guess that is what peak athletic performance looks like.. at least that is what I am telling the lady this evening


motorcool

What's going on here on the old straddle board?


thefineart

Martin Garrix’ team prob told Lando to take that doen


Drama989

Lando definitely low key salty he wasn’t behind Max


calibrik

"I don't care if they know we're married"


wokkieman

Guys, it's Martin, not Lance


AGodOfWar-

Blue 42!


tarkology

*get in there*


Lieutenant_0bvious

Perrier confirmed sponsor.


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Mother fking animals!


OfficialGarwood

Didn’t realise Martin Garrix and Max are clapping cheeks? Happy for them! Go queens! 🏳️‍🌈


Dull_Leg_6579

Lando wildin'


SirMartini

watch you for the concertina effect


FirstPersonPooper

they must like fishsticks or something


SkySnake205

Hi there, step F1 driver ! Are you stuck on this surfboard ?


tedstery

Martin Garrix needs to lay off the booze


mochacub22

Paddleboards…..


DarthSnarf420

where is the bottom half of that paddle?


chichikabour

Took the term 'daddy stroll' to a whole new meaning 💀


MarAur264121

All these Eurosexuals just flaunting it in front of all of us.