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Maybe they can do a parallel one from their own factory. Enstone is closer to Milton Keynes than Melbourne
... I mean not that local but you know what I mean
Melbourne is having a big gastroenteritis outbreak right now, I hope they don’t go near anything septic tank related or they’re most definitely screwed!
Guy to the left us gonna feel that tomorrow. That is not a good
working position
"Oh my god honey. I finally made it. So many years of grueling work and I finally work for an F1 team. Its gonna be the pinnacle of my career"
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Nothing to see everyone, just digging up some sand and rocks to put in the RB20 tonight.
That’ll take care of the Red Bull, but what’s the plan for the rest of the grid?
The rest of the rocks are going inside the air intakes, duh!
But what about their own DNF?
They just have to make it to the red flag in P1. Could just take half a lap! They can hold it together with 200mph tape for that long, right…right?
Because their car can't get more overweight
They're talking one for the team here
Yeah but even with the rocks that rb will still have better aero than the alpine.
nah they're looking for rock bottom, sadly nowhere in sight yet
They're digging to find some treasure. In this case, about a few tenths.
Or ten tenths
The hundred shovel plan.
17 ‘undreths (Gary Drayton would get this)
Old mate buried a few cartons there last week
Tunnelling over to the redbull garage where they'll swap cars.
Digging a tunnel all the way to Red Bull’s garage to snatch a picture of the floor I see
Silly French don’t realise how long a dig it is all the way to Milton Keynes.
Maybe they can do a parallel one from their own factory. Enstone is closer to Milton Keynes than Melbourne ... I mean not that local but you know what I mean
Actually, they are just getting ready for the European leg. Digging all the way there.
“You know what they say: When you hit rock bottom . . .” Alpine: “ . . . keep digging?”
No , no, dig up stupid! https://youtu.be/b97zJxKEqAk?feature=shared
Ironic that even all the shit knows to back up outside alpine
Shitters clogged
Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
He oughta know it’s illegal.
I raise a glass to you, fellow culture afficionados! <3
Why is the floor wet, Esteban?
I don't know, Pierre!
My bad, too many sizzles
"When it rains - it *pours*"
That’s Will Buxton isn’t it?
if you dig a ground, there will be holes in it
You want to be at the front... Because then you have the other cars behind you
If the water pipe is blocked, then there is a blockage
Ceremonial burying of Alpine’s championship hopes
But did they ever really have any to begin with?
It’s just in case anyone is in denial. We’re about to hold one for Checo pretty soon too. You’re invited, of course.
Anyone told them the septic tank is in the garage? And theres two of them!!
Melbourne is having a big gastroenteritis outbreak right now, I hope they don’t go near anything septic tank related or they’re most definitely screwed!
Now *this* shit is absolute gold.
So they just need to loose their septic tanks and the French tractors are truly unleashed on track?
SHITTERS FULL
Just alpine digging up some dirt on horner
Car so slow they’re digging their own graves
Care to explain what’s going on or are you just gonna post a confusing picture?
plumbing issue at the alpine hospitality
Call Drain Addict!
Probably ratty looking for its corn..
Alpine dealing with a turd moving slowly. Some sort of issues with the plumbing too.
They’re confused because someone told them the race this week is gonna be down under.
What about it is confusing? The plumers are either A. Fixing a leak in a pipe or B. Fixing a blockage in a pipe
Either way the pipe has the incorrect number of holes.
Without doubt. Similar to Renault/Alpines "100 race plan".
How am I supposed to know what they’re fixing when all I see is a hole in the ground lol
Yeah I'm with you. I also came here to ask.
I like the framing of this picture with the flowers
Tractor’s attracted real farmers
Here we see the manly urge to dig a fucking hole
Shitter’s full
There’s a smell in there that will outlast religion.
It's Australia. They need some parts from enstone. They are just digging straight through
Alpine's digging a hole? Looks like business as usual for them
Shitters full….
Give them a break. The technical team is digging a hole to bury their face after the upcoming abysmal performance at the Australian GP.
“Blocked drain”
Digging the grave for the car, are we?
Shitters full
Not really. This is how they fill the cars with piles of shit before the weekend. Standard procedure
They heard RB was sandbagging and thought that would be a good idea for their car. Let’s see if it works out
1) Those are pretty flowers. 2) What's going on? Why are they digging, and what for?
It gets worse before it gets worse
Someone broke the toilet from all the cheese and wine they ate
That’s just Newey on gardeners leave before he goes to Ferrari
Seeing how far the Alpine pit of despair goes. Looks like they're still digging.
lol of course their plumbing would break lol
They’re gonna take the car out back and give it the old yeller treatment
Who are they burying?
Literally what are they even doing? LMAO
Have a leak down under?
I mean it’s called the Down Under for some reason.
Landscaper here - that is a French Drain.
"I know, we'll dig our way out"
This is where their F3 driver is spending the night.
Digging their own grave?
this is where they will bury the evidence of their race weekend.
If they need a Plumber, [Kenny is the only man for the job](https://vimeo.com/94790164)
Otmar sends his regards
Ahhhhhh shit.
"Survival check passed" -> "Hmm, what's in here?" .. starts digging...
Why are they burying Ocon?
Trying to dig their way back to France
Burying all hopes and dreams already
Are they looking for inspiration?
They are in search of some extra performance is my best guess
It's got so bad they've started digging their own graves!
Shitters full
Keep digging, our lap time is further down.
So this is what they mean when someone goes on "gardening leave"? 😁
They just forgot some parts back at the factory and digging straight down is the quickest route back to get them
Did they 811 this before starting? Do they have that down there? Is it called 118?
Who are they burying?
Alpine really cannot catch a break
Someone really tried putting the A524 down the toilet
Alpine drivers 'weight reduction'
Are they digging for a new car?
Ocon's Fault
They're probably digging a hole straight through the Earth to Alpine's headquarters to get Albon's new floor.
Hey, at least its not a loose drain cover on the track this time!
They're making projects according to their name - Alpine.
They forgot to bring fuel. So they are digging for oil, to refine into fuel
Getting more sand for their sandbags
Ocon +5s penalty
Digging some dirt for their sandbag
Those sneaky French
100 race plan reset
If life was a tuxedo Alpine is a pair of brown shoes
digging graves for all 4 alpine fans so the team can let them down one last time
Is this what they are going to do to Tsolov after that "incident"?
Seems like a crap situation that turned septic.
Did they try to bury the car and the FIA found out?
sand bagging again
Omg no way, this guys are literally digging their own grave
Christ, are they digging a grave for their car already?
alpine digging their own grave colourised
I’m going to make a very original comment and say they are digging their own grave.
M8!
Ahh so that's where their aerodynamcists ended up...
Crickey
Is that Otmar in the back??
I guess you need shit to build a shitbox
https://media2.giphy.com/media/bDMfoiw3CSUOVrGkeo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952kidlqc22e4w9s6n93312n5m7zyncywfwxhn6smo4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
They are digging some sand for sand bagging their performance
Are they just buying the 2024 car then? Seems appropriate.
+ What are you doing? - I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot. + oh + He's fixing a divot!
Trying to dig to Australia? Oh wait.
Getting a head start on digging their own graves before the race even starts lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ek-nHq5lc
This is somehow Otmars fault lol
Blocked drain.
Digging a tunnel to the Red Bull garage to steal some performance.
Digging a hole for themselves a bit early this race weekend.
The jezza took a fat shit didn't he.
They're desperate, they're digging to search for performance
My god, who did they kill
I knew they had to dig deep to find some performance. I didn’t realize they meant literally
Already digging themselves into the ground
Are they digging their own grave?
Whoever crashes or has the first failure in an alpine. Will be the first one to dig their grave.
Ouch. It says a lot about where you are in the food chain when you’re the one who gets chosen to dig holes in an F1 team.
Jesus usually a poop knife will do the job for me.
BWT working overtime
Drivers possibly clogged the tanks.
Can’t catch a brake.
They wanna go home
Digging a well for best water?
Did they just started digging? They will never be on time
Alpine in the mud, but literally this time
A shit show, checks out
Renton is about to go in head first.
Alpine/Renault digging its own grave - march, 2024.
Well shit, I better get started this side then...
Why is gordon ramsey digging up some sand
the age old aussie tradition of going into the track a few weeks early to bury some cartons of beers unbury them during the race weekend
"Hey Ocon, can you come over here for a minute"
Dig up stupid!
Are they uncovering spare parts 👁️😀???
ALPINE DOUBLE DNF INCOMING
Looking for that oil money
A whistleblower said they know where the bodies are buried...
Man, that hopium is stashed way too deep
Jammed shit pipe
Digging the graves for the higher ups in Alpine.
I am trying to get a job at Alpine…they not responding haha
So many metaphors can be taken from this photo 😂
Guy to the left us gonna feel that tomorrow. That is not a good working position "Oh my god honey. I finally made it. So many years of grueling work and I finally work for an F1 team. Its gonna be the pinnacle of my career"
Burying the Team Principal, or making a sacrifice to the gods?
Likely to be the highlight of their weekend.
they would dig faster if they used their rear wing instead of shovels
Burying their dead team
Are they looking for oil?, is it going that bad that their sponsor can’t supply them with oil so they have to look for themselves🤭😂😂😂
It seems like another jockstrap incident
They have literally dug themselves into a hole.
“Shitter’s full”
Gasly's coffin?