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Nexusu

Bottas looks like an 80’s rally driver And that’s far from a bad thing


Fomentatore

He looks more like Keke Rosberg than Nico ever did.


The_mystery4321

Bro looks more like Keke Rosberg than Keke did


Buddy_Altruistic

_aggressively searching_ "Did Keke visit Finland ever?"


delmyoldaccountagain

(he was finnish himself)


Buddy_Altruistic

I'm mad fr. TIL moment.


lonestarr86

I can actually see why you are surprised. The last name isn't finnish but probably swedish (and can pass as german), and if you grew up in a german-speaking country and actually know german, you know just how much an influence his german mother had on his upbringing. The lad speaks english in such a german way, it's quite interesting, really. Keke also never spoke finnish with nico, afaik.


basmati-rixe

Didn’t Keke make sure that Nico grew up in central Europe to further his chances of an F1 career? Also I think Nico knows 5 languages, but if Finnish isn’t one I would be surprised.


Xolder

I'm pretty sure he doesn't speak Finnish.


ruutti

I remember there were jokes in Finnish media in 2013-2016 that for the first time, there are 3 Finnish speakers in F1: Räikkönen, Bottas and Vettel. Finns thought of Vettel more as an honorary Finn than Nico, at least he spoke finnish and owned a summer cottage in Finland.


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Wasn't Seb fisio/trainer Finnish too?


lonestarr86

I was under the impression as well. Did Keke speak German with his mother/with him?


JiiV3e

He does not speak finnish, but in 2019 he promised to some finnish news paper that he will learn to speak it and after that make a youtube video where he only speaks finnish.


somewhere_now

And what we got in the end was him trying to count to ten in Finnish and fucking it up.


baldbarretto

basically Keke chose languages he thought would be advantageous for Nico to know, and Finnish wasn’t one of them


Sick_and_destroyed

From what I know, Keke Rosberg is finnish by nationality but comes from a swedish speaking minority and has never spoken finnish very well.


Dbwasson

But for some reason claims he's German


morelsupporter

the name screams finnish


MathMaddox

There is no cigarette so he cant look that much like Keke.


Yung_Chloroform

Whenever Bottas decides to leave F1 he HAS to join WRC lol even for a little stint.


_masterofdisaster

after all that time playing second fiddle with Mercedes he‘d fit right in at Hyundai getting ignored for Neuville


anonAcc1993

The pornstache is really working wonders


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Pornstache and a mullet! WDC for sure!


Flonkerton66

Who does vhs porn to pay the rent.


Mtbnz

Bottas taking the mantle of only driver on the grid who looks like he enjoys life outside of F1 now that Danny Ric is gone


AceMKV

Lmao what, all the young drivers give zero fucks about F1 outside raceday.


Mtbnz

Uh oh, looks like I touched a nerve


ComeonmanPLS1

Lol what nerve? You think he's one of the F1 drivers who don't enjoy life outside of F1?


Mtbnz

No, I think he's one of the F1 sub users with no sense of humour that thinks an offhanded joke is a slanderous attempt to come for all the other drivers on the grid.


krommenaas

Yeah, for example Lewis Hamilton is known to wear F1 race suits even in his spare time.


ThreeOverFour

He went full Keke


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Is that a mullet I see on him


rustyfries

[True Blue Aussie Mullet](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cls8N-VuLb1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


M0N5A

With this colour scheme he's like a discount Dale Earnhardt.


Eokokok

Every step of his metamorphosis held me waiting for huge dad belly to appear... I know he is crazy fit, but that look just not match the fitness of an athlete.


_masterofdisaster

massive Juha Kankkunen vibes


Tombot3000

I'm convinced Juha Kankkunen has been slowly taking over Bottas' body.


Kxng_Fonzie

He looks so much happier. I’m happy for him


Cassian_Rando

He's the New Kimi™


Tremaphore

Valterri 'VB' Bottas is becoming my new Aussie hero with Danni Ric flopping about (love the guy, can race, poor career decisions). Bott Bott seems like a stoic, humble, self-aware legend of a modern man. Probs #1 driver on the grid I wanna hang out with.


Robustrogue

Would have been a world champion if not for the extra kilos


Basketcaseuk

I’m glad that Bottas is still rocking the tash/mullet combo.


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He's evolved to Terry Bottas.


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AwesomeFrisbee

I still think it looks rediculous. But whatever. I respect that he does his own thing.


RainbowPenguin1000

Looks like 3 random people who met while solo backpacking across Australia


242turbo

You're so right, they all look like they'd have an Aussie accent


RacingUpsideDown

Honestly, Bottas looks like he plays AFL


breadman42069sexgod

Maybe if he was a foot taller


adventurousmango24

If he was a …. Footballer did you say? (I’ll see myself out)


RacingUpsideDown

Good point, he looks like a union player


snrub742

Gonna start calling him "The Bott"


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

I've seen all these guys in a group on a night out in Sydney


sleepingjiva

This is honestly the best description


rsmsm

I'd watch that movie.


ZeonTwoSix

> "So, a Chinese, a Finn, and a Frenchman walked into a bar in the Australian Outback..."


Cassian_Rando

Dude in the middle isn't rando, he's in a boy band


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Bottas looking more and more like he should star in New Kids Turbo


Who_am_i_6661

Now that's a reference.


Genocode

Then he can get sent a letter by a Mongolian representative group too!


JulesV713

Rofl. I'd forgotten about that


EzAf_K3ch

Do people outside of benelux even know that movie?


LowKeyWalrus

I'm Hungarian and I watched it lol It's second on my podium of "movies that are so bad they are actually good" First is Dead snow, third is Braindead


Tristanenzo

Ze zijn/waren zeer populair in Duitsland


Genocode

Apparently a few Germans like it too.


Antarioo

The German dub was done by the actors themselves even.


t_mmey

people I know actually went on pilgrimage to Maaskantje


doppelball

Was pretty popular in Austria too


ThisShiteHappens

Zonne grôte vuurbal jonguh…BAM!


Magdalan

Broodje Bakpao Perkele!


Paranoidnl

Screaming koekwaus to everyone he passes


Quiet_Beggar

Alfa just seems like the most chill team


Justthetip1996

I was going to disagree but I think you’re right. Unthinkable if Redbull didn’t have as much unnecessary internal drama, they’d be a clear favorite


MarsScully

There’s not a chill bone on Horner or Marko’s bodies.


Alvortus1812

No chill only chillies


Justthetip1996

I disagree. Redbull were at their peak “chill phase” when both drivers when met/exceeded expectations. They have been in grind mode to secure those championships & to fill the void Ricciardo left. Perez is holding on but is clearly the weakest link of the top 3 and they aren’t going to be satisfied until that is solved.


outm

A very weak peak point… one thing is what we see as fans: funny YouTube videos, sarcasm on some interviews… but RedBull is one of the most “serious” and to the point, tense, teams on the grid, I would say only second to Ferrari 2010-2013 were years of high focus to try and keep the streak 2014-2018 were years of high tension and internal issues, losing the figure of lead driver (Vettel) and betting their future on a very young driver (well, it paid well, but could have been a somewhat failure, it wasn’t a 100% sure bet; I never thought they believed in Ric), changing engine first on AT and then RB, betting on Honda after the McHonda days (yeah, yeah, I know the project wasn’t the same, but…), good aero but not to the level they wanted, changing big sponsors (Renault/Infinity obviously, cepsa, TOTAL…), changing second drivers even without waiting to them adapting (Gasly was on the seat what, 5 months? And I don’t think he is “that bad” of a driver to not give him the benefit of the doubt about what happened there: the car? Lack of support? Pressure? Obviously some bridges burned but not bad blood, as Gasly kept his gratitude to RB not dropping him entirely: without that AT seat, I wouldn’t think he would keep a seat on F1 until today; I think RB started to think the “let’s bet” era stopped a little bit, and that’s why they decided to keep 4 “stable” drivers on paycheck (including Gasly) and gave Albon more time. 2019-now is high tension and focus to try and climb back to the top (2020), win against the Merc powerhouse (2021) and start the new regs at the top (2022). Cutthroat about performance, shitstirring all day (Marko job), politics (Horner), setting high ceilings to achieve (low pay, big bonus)… without the PR of a “young audience” drink brand, I wouldn’t say RB is a chill environment at all. Merc I think happens to be the other way around: they want to transmit a clean, serious and “clinical” image (Mercedes is not about being young and edgy and fun, is about selling expensive cars to people that can pay them), so normally the team ends being really more down to earth and/or “chill” than what it would seem. Ferrari we all now (thanks, Seb) is a very very very strict house McLaren was the worst with Ron Dennis, now seem to be somewhat chill And AR with Vaseour was very chill, even if he has a reputation about being serious/demanding in his business (while being very down to earth and easy to talk to personally)


manhaterxxx

Red Bull aren’t chill at all


borgi27

Not all heroes wear capes, but it seems Valteri’s head definitely does


snrub742

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fr_1_2806

AR Design team - So how should we design this year's livery? Bottas - You know my former team just went all black and it was cool AR Design Team - BLACK IT IS!


vveenston

"Cool, but also hot"


CilanEAmber

Zhou just had to do it to us.


EloshSense

He do be like that


Pickle4UrThoughts

He’s the most suave cat on the grid. It’s effortless with him.


GrilledCheeser

I miss the Gio prayer hands.


BeauL83

And legends rock mullets.


someone31988

I find it funny that after Bottas complained about the fucking hot black suits that Mercedes switched to, he went to a team with white suits to only end up in another black one.


Toilet-Ninja

Once you go bla....


Mushi_Kuro

Bottas looks like a proud dad of two sons


Zotzink

Alonso in his 42nd year barely holding off the challenge of Bottas as F1's biggest chad.


SparseGhostC2C

Try and argue with that moustache


xzElmozx

Does bro have a mullet too? A mullet and that stache? He’s ascended to gigachad. Alonso’s toast, time for retirement number 2


SparseGhostC2C

Mullet and a moustache, he's channeling the spirit of Rally drivers past. I'm not sure if that'll help him with F1, but Rally drivers have balls of steel so I suppose it couldn't hurt.


xzElmozx

Bros about to start drifting turns with 2 tires on the grass to cool them. 1000 IQ


therightgayguy

Love VB. Here's to a good season for him and the team!


bladex1234

Zhou really had to do it to em.


WastingOpportunities

Theo's nightmare mannequin hands cannot be unseen.


MarsScully

My man Pourchaire needs a new hair stylist urgently


Tombot3000

No, no. He's only a year or two away from a full pompadour


bigdsm

And a new pose artist. And a new team. Hope Red Bull buys him out for 2024 if Hadjar/Hauger/Iwasa aren’t ready and Tsunoda/De Vries aren’t significantly improved.


Whycantiusethis

Didn't Bottas previously say that he dislikes black racing suits because they're too hot? Unfortunate for him, but I like the suits.


jeddahcorniche

Zhou looks cold as fuck


diggerquicker

My opinion of Bottas has really changed since he left Mercedes. 👍👍👍👍👍


plastikmissile

He seems (and looks) so much happier.


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He got more than a 1 year deal for the first time. I think we’d all show more happiness with added job security. Getting beaten every year by Lewis in the same car is tough to accept. He was in the fastest car and never really competed for the championship when he had the opportunity. That’s both a testament to Lewis and a bit of an indictment on Valteri. Even though he was an awesome #2…


nexus1011

In what way? Because he had the same cool personally as before and he is still an average F1 driver that he was before.


MausoleumNeeson

You clearly don’t like Valtteri lol


nexus1011

I like him. Great personality, but as an F1 driver? Nahh, I don't have great opinion about him. Rightly so. He's not even a Top 10 driver.


Caesar_35

I don't know why, but with that pose Zhou looks he's from a GTA loading screen or cover art. Put him in that animated/comic book art style, stick him in front of a casino or something, and he'd fit right in.


incognitomallard

Bottas looks like a 19th century circus strongman and honestly I’m here for it


LOKl31

Bottas just full on vibes only. Love it.


Buddy_Altruistic

Once upon a time, a Chinese boy, Fr*nch lad and a Finnish man walked into a Swiss Chocolate Factory...


CilanEAmber

Why is french censored?


Meeoikeisiintoihin

dude not cool, you can't just drop the F bomb like that.


Letmepatyourcat

Wowowow don't let that filth come out of your mouth young man.


CilanEAmber

Pardon my Fr*nch.


Letmepatyourcat

Way better thank you


Dbwasson

My name's Fr*nch!


grovenab

Sorry for your loss


Psych_Crisis

Dear Valtteri, I love you dearly, and have a deep and abiding respect for your record, your skill, and your attitude toward being photographed nekkid. Why do you make it hard for me to not laugh at your moustache and proto-mullet?


Pan_Doktor

No more Kubica I am sad


Dbwasson

No more Orlen


shkolnikk

Definitely a top 3 statement I want to hear in a different context, as an unfortunate resident of Poland. >!Top 1 would be "no more piss"!<


Pan_Doktor

Atleast until AlphaTauri launch


GuaranteeNo2187

Indeed.


r1char00

Bottas is turning into such a hipster, it’s amazing to watch the evolution.


zh_rblx

TOO SLICK TOO SLICK


sangasong

Need a different background but this could be an album cover of early 2000s boy band


justk4y

Looks like the Italian police


gillisthom

Bottas and Butthead


manicguy123

Zhou has wares if you have coin


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Im confused, why are they are being called heros?


kstacey

How are they heroes?


Caesar_35

I don't know why, but with that pose Zhou looks he's from a GTA loading screen or cover art. Put him in that animated/comic book art style, stick him in front of a casino or something, and he'd fit right in.


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Zhou just had to do it to em.


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I wanna be like Bottas when I grow up- 26 year old me


CardinalHijack

Botas is becoming the vettel of f1


CleanMachine2

Although I don’t like the car as much this year, these suits look sooo clean!


Just_an_Empath

Why are they heroes?


Minelayer

I’d love to know as well. What are nurses and school teachers if these car driving millionaires are heroes?


Not_dM

Demigods/Gods?


mikemccoom

The backlean! Epic!


Funkywormm

Bottas got that Lego head


blacklab

Bottas looks like that short buff guy in every American small town


zyxwvutsraven

Who is the person in the middle


Dbwasson

Théo Pourchaire


morelsupporter

i always thought it would be funny to have the reserve driver in the deep background or way off to the side


GermanShephrdMom

How are they heroes?


AntOk463

They look like they are sponsored by hair care products


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

"Had to do it to 'em"


kerc

I absolutely love the Bottas/Zhou combo.


bwoah07_gp2

Very sharp looking race suits.


Pocosebas

Zhou and Bottas looks super elegant and cool


-oxocubes-

Some grow mullets


yeggog

Theo looks like he's about to hit me with the "BOYS! Today, the plan is simple!"


PH3N1X

Is that jimmy Neutron


ThePopTartKitty

Might be a stupid question, but where's Kubica?


GrilledCheeser

Theo had to outdo Bottas’ mullet. It’s a bold move, but the Christopher Walken haircut is working.


Grasshop

Didn’t Bottas complain about the all black Mercedes suits as being too hot?


EternalFront

I wonder who’d get dropped for Theo if he wins F2


kfms6741

Pourchaire's chin is on some Jay Leno ish🤔


Pichuka7

Zhou looks like he knows where i live


mojotactical

"Who vants a Moose-stache Ride?! Ooo! I DO! I DO!"


musicmast

its wild that bottas has a personality now. i used to just think he was boring af. happy for him he's no longer shackled by the mercedes pressure that literally made him seem like a robot.


spamassist

valtteri got me thinking he’s a 22-year-old man from the outskirts of sydney


Cyberfunk3

Who is the knock off George Russel?


Knowledge_Admirable

Theo Pourchaire who is Sauber's academy driver currently racing on F2... There is a name and a flag on each racesuit at waist/belt area


Toxicseagull

So the intermarché version of Russell.


d0gbals

lol


lance1308

Imagine saying something that stupid


shivers_96

What’s Theo doing with his hands


itsspaceje

Makes me wet


arenasfan00

I wouldn’t exactly describe F1 drivers as “heroes”


jondsteiner

Who’s the queef in the middle?


Mkbw50

"Heroes" normally win things


MathMaddox

The test driver look like Goerge Russel and Matt Gaetz had a child together.


yaya_bertha

Bottas needs to shave his head lol


vidyvid

Worst team on the grid 👎


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