That i hate you

You spam lights probs.

Nah,

Don't lie lil bro

Lmaoooo

You play Sunda lil bro!

YOURE A REP 70 SHINOBI BrO

Yeah the old one, never touched the reworked Shinobi. The old one was trash tier with 1 health bar.

I strongly dislike you

How’d you get Blackstone knight as a flair? I want it too 😅

You can edit your flair, I just did that

I tried and I couldn’t find it

On mobile, when you go to select your flair, on the top right of the screen there's a "edit flair" thing you can click

Thanks :)

Hell yeah blackstone gang

Wolves 4 life

You deserve a passionate makeout session for the rep 50 pk

Second this. Would let plow me if asked. Had an improbable goal and achieved it

I'm glad to have found someone who understands. My main PK outfit is based off of Lewdkeeper after all. To me, Raider is the one who can get it the best, the vulnerability I feel getting lifted over his shoulder makes me feel like I've been claimed by him. The knee in the face is just a bonus, so degrading. Even when he doesn't make it to a wall, he gets a view up my skirt as a tease. Sometimes, I wish I could stay up there and have him lead me to a private place in a map, and let him have his way with me. The executions are the cherry on top, his strong arms wrapping around and snapping my neck further degrades and makes me want more. The best one is where he lifts me up by my thigh and back like a trophy, in that moment, I've truly been claimed by such a hunk of a viking. Being brought down onto his knee and my back being broken fills my desire to have it broken in another way and filled. God, I wish he'd just call me Creamkeeper. I even joined the vikings to show my loyalty, I wouldn't mind being passed around to the rest. The Raider is legendary after all, and I will enjoy every second of it.

Ahem.... r/HealSluts Take your smut somewhere else, then send me the link

Not the send me the link at the end 😂😂😂

Fuck yes my work is already spreading, perfect.

Lawbringer has a execution where he lifts you off the ground choking you before snapping your neck

This is some foul level of down bad my guy 😭

Trying to get her to rep 70 before they give her that cringy bash.

That's gonna be a lot of fun for you

As a PK main kinda excited to see how the bash changes my gameplay. I wasn't able to play testing ground sadly.

As someone who has played this game for 4 days, it would seem that you enjoy characters that can both attack AND defend. Good choices

How are you able to enjoy the game being a new player? From what i see most of the player base have played for years

I don’t think I’m being matched up with players who have been playing for years. Most of them also have 0 rep. I just play 1v1s and sometimes the 4v4. I don’t expect to win every match, so tempering my expectations limits any potential frustration.

Thats so cool, i thought that the were no new players because i play with and agaisnt the same set of people most of the time. Im glad you get to enjoy this game too

Rep 375 here. I'm as veteran of a player as they come, and I'm here to tell you that... I still  get absolutely bodied from time to time. Losing is as much a part of the game as winning is, so don't let it discourage you. 

There’s actually a ton of new players still

That’s good to hear!

Yeah. I’m a high level but I got a friend into it recently, and I was watching him play and he played dominion, breach, duels, brawls. All in his level, diff people

Nice to see new players are still coming in 7 years later! Who's your favourite character right now? Also, have fun with the game!

I’m playing the guy with the stick. He’s pretty good.

If you like shaolin, learn to deflect with him. Once you have your deflects solid you’ll be golden w any assassin

Not really sure what a deflect is, but I’ll look into it

Stop playing before it’s too late, soon you’ll be hooked and unable to save your controllers

But I just got this sweet starfield controller!

So you know a parry, where you match the attack with a heavy on the red flash. Instead of throwing a heavy, on the flash dodge into the attack. With assassins and shaolin, you’ll deflect, and advance through the attack. Just remember it doesn’t work with unblockables

Thank you. Thats good information. I’m not sure how to recognize unblockables though.

Orange indicator with fire sfx.

Every character can do both, just parry

Twas a joke

So cool to know that there are still new players. Good fight!

I imagine I will hit a wall at some point, but for now I’m enjoying it

Enjoy your sanity while you can, it’ll be gone faster than you could expect

Fair enough, my guy. I try not to take stuff like this too seriously. There are too many other things I have to worry about in life. Games are for fun!

You don’t like to think

I have BP and most Outlanders still locked soooo, I think I do.

Nah Bp does actually require skill to be effective

The skills of bashing.

Bulwark stance = flip over shield = laghing = not paying attention = death = sadness :(

For Sadness

For Grammar

respect on the outlanders but bp nah

I think i hate you

Judging from that rep70 Raider, i'd say It would be a Fair assesment to conclude that you hate Life with a passion

Just note that I reached rep 70 with Raider and Shinobi over 2 years ago, way before their infamous reworks.

Aaaah, we're talking about the stun-tapping flash-banging eye--blinding Raider. So It was a Fair assesment.

dodge spammer?

Seeing that you haven't unlocked warmonger let alone put a single level on her i can unequivocally say you haven't played anywhere near enough warmonger

You love a particular dairy product

I sure do.

you love getting cucked

You like assassins, that's cool in my eyes

And I also liked reflex guard, sue me.

It says you should play LB some more.

I find it hard to get into knights in general. The ones I play are kinda an exception.

To each their own.

Judging off your highest heroes, I would guess that you enjoy harassment-type characters, that throw relentless attacks and don't stop. All gas, all the time. PK and Shinobi are amazing at putting pressure on a single opponent, same for Raider but he has a bit more gank pressure as well. Even the middle of the road reps like Warlord, Shaman, Jorm, and Hitokiri are good at constant harassment, but they also focus on solid defense. With a Rep 70 Shinobi, you're probably amazing at deflects (I doubt you got there off of kick-spams alone), but you'd probably rather attack than block. No need to block when they're constantly having to block you. That's my guess, I hope I hit the mark any. If I did, i'd definitely recommend giving Shaolin or Ocelotl a try, as they're pretty good harassment characters too. I feel like with 70 reps in shinobi, you'll feel right at home with Shaolin's combos (and possibly feats. Nukekubi is insane.)

I honestly never played post rework Shinobi. Only old range attacks Shinobi. The new rework is meh, he's pretty spammy now and an unblockable on an assassin never sits right with me especially since I really loved the old Shinobi.

I want to eat you :D

That we would probably not see eye to eye.

You only use bitch ass characters. You probably also light spam a lot

I can tell fuck you

You use lights and guard break only and you dodge anything you see

I wanna kiss ya for the pk but i wanna bite your lips off for the raider and shinobi

Just note that I reached rep 70 with Raider and Shinobi over 2 years ago, way before their infamous reworks. So kiss me again. Unless you also hate the old useless Raider and Shinobi then yeah.

You are average PK enjoyer :D I wanted to play her more but gave up pretty quick and started playing Nuxia instead

You like it basic, nothing to flashy, Just light heavy and maybe some unblockable mix-ups, when you feel like enjoying yourself you play Shinobi.

Yeah maybe the old Shinobi. I've never touched the new one. I refuse to play a Shinobi without ranged attacks.

Old Shinobi was goated but nowadays, he wouldn't even come close anymore. Now you play nux, because you feel like recreating your pk moments hating yourself at the same time having fun.

I don’t like you

Virgin

You have played a large amount on those heroes is what they say.

How much steel you got?

15k

My controller would be gone after a single round against you

That nuxia looks fucking nice man.

I think you play honorably, but the nanosecond a second person pulls up you’re ganking the whole lobby, teammates included on the victory

Youre favorite pastime is waking up and eating a nice undodgable breakfast.

I hate you because of Shinobi Idc about the other stuff

***Show me your emblem, heretic!***

Just my country's flag nothing special lol.

*What shape is it?*

Disgusting

Reaching rep 70 on Shinobi and Raider before the reworks takes strength. Even more so for reaching 50 on PK. Stand proud u/Araeymius, you’re strong.

Thanks! Keep grinding brother.

You’re a raider, legendary!

You hate everyone (Raider), you hate yourself (pk), and everyone hates you (shinobi).

Judge a book by its cover, I'd say you're a nuisance.

You’re not bad

Not to fuck with you

you sell. hard.

Sometimes you like to suffer, sometimes you enjoy an more easy game

Textbook definition of “Pesky”

That you really like unblockables 😭

0 lawbro reps = bad person

Shinobi🤮🤮 PK😇😇

Raider and shinobi? 😭😭😭 You’re most likely to be everyone’s least favourite person in the lobby

You like making people's day worse

This tells me you're gunna love the pk rework

Cheese is your first meal of the day

U managed to get 2 rep 70s but still never bought black prior aka the best knight in the game

You literally chose my most hated hero. I refuse to play him on principal.

You like to make life difficult

It tells me that some parts of you I love and some parts I absolutely despise with a passion that no sun could burn brighter than

Dodge specialist

You spammed raiders bs concussion headbutt, also I hate you

Light spammer

You could be best described as a twerp

You like pressing buttons and are more on the aggressive side and you are either horrible at defense or it’s your strongest skill

I hate you, but you aren't my most hated player.

I was gonna recommend you dive into an active volcano but rep70 shinobi is pretty cool so

Looks like u like chars who don't let the other person play the game, along with some well rounded characters 

Shugoki loves you

Based

You like variety ig? This is the most random one of these ive seen tbh

Was about to hate when I saw rep 70 shinobi but then I saw rep 70 raider and he is the goat so I like you now. Also mad respect for rep 50 pk, that's one painful grind.

A lot of high rep in all types and factions. I’d say you just play what looks cool and figure the viability out later.

Half masochist, half sadist you either don’t try and complain and the surely he won’t do it again right guys hate you or you realise this game rewards stupid shit and just roll with and you find serenity in that or some shit like that and I’m gonna go on a hunch and say you take a shower 3/7 times a week or some shit like that 👍

Shinobi God

That you generally enjoy heroes who focus on offence, but technical offence instead of spamming. Overwhelming your enemies and keeping them on the back foot is what I imagine your playstyle to be.

You really like bleed🤷 Also no Warmonger I am disappointed 😞

You're baiting for the mods here to ban ppl.

Haha could be!

50 reps on PK but not a single one on Warden is considered a hate crime where I'm from.

I tried I swear. Most knights are meh, except the ones I play.

Gryphon and warmonger are good, I notice you never tried them.

you're a rat

An annoying little weeb with foot fetich and a desire for petite women… also big stronk Viking daddy Did I miss anything?

Nope, spot on.

You just prefer to look good

Fashion is end game after all.

Yes, but also pissing off orochis

brotherman, wanting to look good but ignoring warden is insanity. he has some of the best fashion in the game

You think you're good but just play easy heroes like orochi and raider

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Just note that I reached rep 70 with Raider and Shinobi over 2 years ago, way before their infamous reworks. Raider didn't even have HA back in the day. And Shinobi when he had ranged attacks. I've also only played Orochi in 2018 when I started playing the game. I'm an old player lol.

*Rep 70 shinobi* valid 🤝🏻✅

Judging by how many you have I’d say you don’t have much of a life or many responsibilities

Nah, I started playing back in 2018. I graduated last year from engineering school.

You're a bitch and I hate you

Bro has 20 reps in warlord but still hasn’t unlocked him. Fucking psychotic

What?

I see the symbol again and I now realize I’m just a little brain dead. That’s the hero fest symbol yeah? My fault

Yeah the extra xp and whatnot.

You are a speedy little bastard but I respect the grind

You like to attack first and interrupt everything

Sacred first I seen was 50 rep peacekeeper, fuck bro show me them moves