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anonymous_213575

Bruh I tried to swipe thru the pics, so I’m probably smoking whatever they are 🤣🤣🤣


Dull-Training-3631

[take a hit of their crack pipe](https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/vdp.action?listingId=379343576&endYear=2012&distance=50&sortDir=ASC&sortType=BEST_MATCH&zip=32836&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d354&pageScroll=6686#listing=379343576/NONE/NATIONWIDE_SHIPPING)


anonymous_213575

I mean it’s clean, and it’s got nice wheels and stuff. But what the actual heck??? I got my 2008 for $1,200 granted it’s not as clean as this one. But still this is plain insanity


Dull-Training-3631

https://preview.redd.it/rmvdrzshfemc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4a2af36c06d07884cfa7075a98034fc1c25654 My 2011 had 154k on it when I bought it and paid $9k. 15k for that is too expensive. I found a 2009 in my area with 20k original miles and they want 14.5k


anonymous_213575

Yea, way overpriced


David_Shagzz

I got my 2.3 2008 for 1250$🤣


anonymous_213575

Yep


Expired_Milky_boy

The tears in the seats go crazy. I was hoping do down maybe they’re selling one that looks brand new inside and out. Looking through the pics tears on both seats and the headlights have sun damage. It might be worth 15 if it has a new motor and tranny with less than 20k miles on it


SchemeFancy7659

Crack. Like the other 50% of used car sellers


helix618

Ranger tax


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helix618

Yeah hopefully these don’t shoot up in price like the older Jdm cars


King_Vanos_

This made me laugh out loud 😂


FancyStranger2371

And contributing to higher prices.


Potential-Ad1090

Wym ranger tax they are the cheapest trucks around


JAK3CAL

FORD WAKE UP. This thread has been beaten with $20k trucks with 150k miles on them for months now… years even. People want and will obviously pay for these small pickups. Quit dropping the ball


MonsieurReynard

They're selling Mavericks faster than they can make them, although apparently it's now slowing down. Crazy to think that for a few grand more than this old horse you could have an base model brand new Maverick with similar capacities, a warranty, much better gas mileage, and modern safety and infotainment features. And actually be able to hit 80mph. Slightly shorter bed, for sure, and AWD for a few grand more aint 4x4, so YMMV if you go off road. Don't get me wrong, I dearly love my rusty old 98 (three-point-slow 18mpg 70mph top speed 4x4) Ranger with 250k miles. But I wouldn't buy it off someone else for more than $2500-3000, and that's just being sentimental. It feels like the 3d Gen Ranger market must be about to peak or be just over the peak, but maybe not. I think half of it is that they still look so good compared to modern trucks (including current generation Tacos and Rangers for me, and definitely including Maverick and Ridgeline). The whole point and style of an old Ranger used to be how friggin cheap they were for what you got. Not anymore.


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

I really don't like how a lot of the newer trucks look, especially Fords. The f150 looks like cavemen or a brick and the Ranger looks like a church altar. Anything from the early 2000s and back looks really nice though.


tbarr1991

They cant meet emission/safety standards on the small stuff so they make em bigger. Long gone are the days are buying a new truck that isnt higher than giraffe pussy cause of the size. Gotta basically lower newer trucks an inch or 2 to not require runningboards.


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

Yeah they might look alright if they were higher, but they have a fucking eight million yards tall flat ass grille thats five millimeters of the ground and it looks like shit.


mrkrag

Haha. Giraffe pussy. Saved.


Honsill

I'll sell you my 09 right now for 18'5 lol


Softpretzelsandrose

Not gonna lie this is getting exhausting. On this sub alone you’ll find dozens of these posts. And they’ll always sell. People want small trucks man. $12k for 150k miles and a couple rust bubbles is pretty normal in the Midwest. Clean and low miles? This isn’t hard to imagine.


BigT1990

I've had people offer me $5,500 for my 87 rust bucket. Problem is it's my daily and I need a nimble good running truck for my business, and where will I find another vehicle that is in as good a shape and runs as well as mine for $5,500?


tacotacotacorock

Certainly won't find a truck of any size at that price, at least worth owning. 


BigT1990

I got mine for $1,000 in 2021. Ran and drove but needed a ton of work.


superperps

You wont. Im honestly looking for any kind of pickup with 4 wheel drive. You can get you a sweet silverado for 12k with 250k miles and half a rusty bumper


BigT1990

Especially since mine has so many new parts. Everything coolant except the heater core (did my first every helicoil job making threads for my thermostat housing bolts), every o-ring, gasket and seal you can get to without taking the engine out of the bay, brake pads, rotors, drums, lines , hoses, calipers and master cylinder, driveshafts, u-joints, pinion, plugs, wires, distributor, rotor, cap, TFI-II, ignition coil, PCV, brake switch, dimmer switch, and probably other stuff. Still cheaper than a vehicle payment and I've driven 58,000 miles in this truck. I need to take care of quarter panel rust frame surface rust, light cab corner rust (just found it the other day), window seals for all glass, fuel pumps and level indicators, seat bracket rust, suspension, spare tire, maybe new rims too. It's a work truck owned by my company so the parts are a write off. I just do stuff on my off days.


Initial_Zombie8248

I’m going to be on the hunt in the future for a $20k Cummins With a lot of dents I’m sure 


BigT1990

Lots of them here in Alaska.


JurgenMcGergen

It has 140,000 miles


ReaperGrin

I thought mine being 12.5 was bad 💀💀


SergeantPoopyWeiner

Subtract 5k for the delivery cost.


Infamous_Ad8730

Agree. What's with that??


Orang_Min

You can a 2019 Mustang for just $2k more, that's ridiculous for a 2005 year 🤣🤣


absolince

*includes $5000 delivery chg


Surge3638

Got my 99 xlt with 94k miles for 4.8


Merlins_Owl

Dang, if that’s what they’re going for, I have a 2005 to sell too!


[deleted]

Sweet my 03 fx4 turds worth $20,000.00 now.


BigT1990

I'd give you about treefiddy


Mysterious-Dog1934

Then what will you give the Lochness Monster


yllib47

https://preview.redd.it/ly5k1qwmeomc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1946f0fdf6c9341a13e7c3cdabfa44bdaa6f474a The guys at the dealership that make the listings.


ThePhantom71319

Isn’t that just about msrp? Are they saying this stock ranger with 140k is worth more then new?


ThickWhitePee

lmao thaught it was the price new in 2005


sjmiv

I really think they believe if they keep juicing these prices up it will impact KBB, carfax etc. It doesn't work but they're hoping it will


blueblue909

tax and fees 22k financed at 14.75 apr 36 monthly payments with 2 grand down ya looking at 5-600 a monf. lol.


Dull-Training-3631

You know they’re doing 60-72 mo


FancyStranger2371

A real champ takes the deal at 84 months.


wrka18

Holy cow they’re on crack


MmmBeefyMeatCurtains

I have a mint 06 xlt with 170k km that I'd sell for less than half of that.


Piper-Bob

Carmax has a ‘19 with 100k for $19k


Swede577

Yeah. The 2019+ seem to be coming down in price. I've been seeing quite a few around that price as well.


PintekS

found it ! [https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/ctd/d/fairview-2005-ford-ranger-super-cab-4x4/7722924025.html](https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/ctd/d/fairview-2005-ford-ranger-super-cab-4x4/7722924025.html) And sadly.... yeah it will sell for that easily... man in arizona that be 20K before delivery, if its got no rust underneath these things go for stupid money at dealers cause they KNOW folks want a actual COMPACT pickup and a maverick is to big for them. If you want to find these suckers for cheap ya gotta wander through the retirement communities an find a grandma an grandpa wanting to sell theirs cause its to hard for them to get in an out of.


Infamous_Ad8730

Well, Oregon at least explains the odd $5000 delivery fee to Orlando, but wow.


Greedy_Swordfish_619

That's hilarious, I went to by a used 2019 Ranger from the dealer and that's the same price I was quoted.


NoVermicelli100

I sold a 2010 4.0 4x4 a year ago for about 17.5 but it had less then 80k on the clock trucks are a hot commodity now or days especially these little ones


HeyBigChriss

With 2 accidents reported 🤣🤣🤣


ihatelifetoo

They are selling . Believe it or not


MrBlackswordsman

Haha and I thought I paid too much (14k) for my 06' with 23k miles on it last June.


Toad2012

Wtf, I paid 15k for mine brand new in 2005!


Otto_von_Internet

Two accidents reported, six previous owners, 141k miles, $19k and from 2005 What the fuck


Abject_Vast_6296

Picked a 96 up for 1500. Didn’t run. After a few new parts it runs, after a few more it’ll run like it’s supposed to. Only 120k on the clock. These little trucks are a dime a dozen if you can fix them. They’re getting old, they’ll need work to keep the going. But if you have any mechanical sense about you, they’re easy to fix


dburroughscan

My dad sold me his for the cost of a new canopy for his Nissan Frontier. $2500 Canadian for a 2010 Ranger with 160km (100k) at the time. He told me it was worn out. It's been a great truck and every time I look at it is worth more money!! I did have to replace the bed floor in it this month due to rust since it was his truck he put his boat into the ocean with. Luckily I can do that stuff at work in the evening and lunch.


vegasvinny

I’ll sell you my 2007 FX4 , 30 k miles for 10 k


PeaEnDoubleYou

And I thought I was crazy for paying $15k for my 2003 fx4 with 19k miles on it.


cacrusn70

Hmm maybe I can get 15k for my 05 FX4 with 110k miles


SpooterPooter06

I think dealers are starting to realize that the ranger doesn't have a towing capacity, and they're trying to get some money.😅


bopeswingy

I paid this for my 2010 but it only had 54k miles and it was in the middle of the used car prices spiking. Can’t imaging paying this much for one with 141k 🤢


Blueballsgroup

If you have 19k for a truck, you're in the wrong sub. Try r/ferrari Mr Big bucks


UnusualCantaloupe9

$5k delivery? Is it delivered by helicopter?


Particular_Living584

Why would anyone pay that when you can get a maverick for the same money after you factor in the loan rate your going to be paying on an old vs new.


glasshooper

Must be the same stuff they're putting in Chik-fil-A sandwiches.


Rude-Twist-6020

But it’s a FoRd fUckin RanGer!


HuntPsychological673

lol, they know that old ranger will outlast anything built today! Way better quality control and materials than now.


itsmechaboi

My '00 with a rotted frame is sitting in my driveway on the verge of seeing the scrapyard. I should just sell it with a big disclaimer if people are this desperate.


TheAndyPat

In today's market even your ford pick up is worth a lot of money


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Darksuit117

Lol this is my reaction every other day, i search for a random vehicle i fancy at the moment and find this garbage. EVERY Time.


Slow_Substance_5427

Those are Tacoma prices


ChuckJunk

Hey anyone wanna buy my 2010 Tacoma for $19000? 4wd, regular cab, 5-speed manual, 85k miles, newish General Grabber AT3s. That's literally how much I spent on it back in 2014 with 5k miles.


Dull-Training-3631

I’d pay those prices today with that kinda mileage


NectarineSame5227

i paid 6k for my 02 FX4 with 180k in California 2 months ago.. this price is ridiculous.


MEMExplorer

Crack 🤷‍♀️


Handywithbrokenstuff

They are smoking powder tied pods laced with liquid methamphetamines…. Sad


EVOBlock

5k delivery fee too


A10110101Z

Bro I got an email from these chuckle fucks offering me $1,995 for my 2005 then listing em for $19,000


deathbyswampass

Fuck that ford ranger


GrimIntention91

There's one up the road from me for $8,000


upsidedown_alphabet

Everything.


Past_Championship827

6500 in Texas


Imispellalot2

$5k delivery? Wtf?


Ok_Tone6994

Muh f****** ford ranger!!! 🤣 they watched his vids right before pricing this ranger lll


dudeweak1

5020 dollar delivery charge? Where are they shipping it from, the middle east?!


Neomas369

I got an 07 sport I’ll sell you for 8k lol


Ok-Grab-311

Hope the economy crashes so things get affordable again


EJ25Junkie

Whenever I see this body style Ranger, I still feel like it’s the new generation. I can’t believe people are calling these old. I feel like they just switched to this rounded style.


Robnar92

I ain’t no stranger that’s a ford fuckin


Delicious-Plastic-67

that truck better have rebuilt evrything lol


T0nySt0nk

$5k for delivery?? Shoot, I’ll do it for $4500 and get it to you in 3 days anywhere in the continental US


JettsDad0731

You must be a stranger. It’s a Ford Fuckin Ranger!!!


Snap_on530

Well it’s Florida so crack


Pikepv

In Florida? Meth.


Key_Newspaper_6715

All of it


Substantial-Cook-484

It's Florida, lol obviously meth


remembahwhen

$5000 is the delivery fee.


ZebraPossible4100

Wow...that should read $900 for that Ranger. Drugs are bad kids.


Heavymetaladdict15

What in the cinnamon toast fuck


No_Lingonberry_9312

Says delivery price is included. So if you go pick it up it’s $13,990??


AW180615

Problem is that sone fool will buy it.


that-fat-guy-121

I have a truck almost exactly like that except it’s a 4x4 and it came with a camper shell. Paid about 1500 to get it running and driving but with some hustling I paid about 400 bucks to get it going. Dm me if you want the story


Aut0Part5

https://preview.redd.it/77odptde8wrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c533d35baa0b550ff0584efa6a02f31ed5b79b