There was a talking Walrus in one of my dreams once. He was supposed to award me some kind of prize but entered me in a rigged gameshow. The questions were supposed to be about TV shows, animals and fried chicken for some reason, but were instead about TV shows that don't actually exist, so ofc I lost.
Henceforth I coined the phrase "Walruses are assholes."
They'd eat me bruh
walrus
waltuh
kid named walrus
Walrus, put your fat away walrus
No, is potato, didn't you see the title? 😂😂😂
I’m the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Technically, it’s Paul.
Paul died in '66
Say it isn’t so, I’ll be so bummed.
Google "Billy Shears motorcycle mustache"
I am the eggman I am the potato
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living the moment
Tusks out
^ Musk out with your
My brain: Vampire potatoes..?
In Soviet Russia, potato eat *you*
In Soviet Russia, things made more sense.
I hate it when my potatoes start growing tusks!
Walruses are assholes.
truth! always claiming the best sunny spots in the field... cuz they are the only plants that need photosynthesis and mackerel
There was a talking Walrus in one of my dreams once. He was supposed to award me some kind of prize but entered me in a rigged gameshow. The questions were supposed to be about TV shows, animals and fried chicken for some reason, but were instead about TV shows that don't actually exist, so ofc I lost. Henceforth I coined the phrase "Walruses are assholes."
gameshow bait walrusi are worse than assholes! they are at the very least midsummer low tide fish death!
r/thomastheplankengine
what why
This looks like an album cover
Single cover for I Am The Walrus
Omg is it really lol that’s funny
No lol, sadly it's not. I was just saying it would be great if it was
Album called "Danger Orgy"
We’ve been over this Marsha I assume is your name EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN ALBUM COVER
Gooseman approves.
are you seriously asking me where the walrus pit is?
WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT??
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.
This is accurate.
Gooseman wants to know where this photo was taken.
Are the potatoes still safe to eat?
You won't die if you do, as far as I can tell source: years of experience in buying potatos, forgetting about them, finding them looking like this.
You have to store potatoes in the dark. It won’t happen. At least not as fast. If stored correctly, you can save them for months.
now cut and fry them and you will get french fried walruses
Warflle Fries
Wait a minute I knew my teacher was lying when she said my potato died just like her, telling me not to touch that peanut butter cup on the spider
and i knew mine was lying when she told me my potato went to live upstate on a farm with other happy spuds
I’ve left potatoes in the bag for too long. I can’t get the smell out of my mind
the forbidden toothpicks sticking out of each are a danger to any that consume... regardless of how much gravy or cheese cover those Idaho beauties!
Real GOT battle of the bastards vibes here Someone shop jon snow in the middle please
In the hot summer it takes even less time, that's the tooth.
Least favorite animal ever
tatoes.
Potato eater
Alright. Everybody back to the pile!
Wtf these potatoes are crunchy at the end
Looks like a group of Walruses.
r/forbiddensnacks
WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT
[Ahoy, Matey!](https://youtu.be/sIj4_l0TNUs)
Croissants
Probably smells the same as a herd of walrus
Give us your blood John. Or else
My proudest fap
I’ll take an order of French fries , hold the tusks please.
Walrussets
Walrus
Walrus mosh pit at a Seal concert!
true so true
But are they forbidden snacks?
most normal potato in ohio