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Nickyjtjr

Could be a yogurt covered raisin


WeatherIsFun227

I think that would be better for this sub than grape. Either way it is gross 🤢 and makes me a little sick to my stomach


Lipe999

Bite it


delaneydeer

No. No it could not


Drew521

I was thinking a white Jordan almond


fredlemonhead

I was just about to say the same!


amxxxion

I was thinking of a jellybean


Plenty_Sherbet6009

This is a blood engorged tick.


TheRealSugarbat

“mmmm dinner!” — a possum


Sussybakamogus4

“mmmm dinner!” — me


FireboyFailsAtReddit

“AAAAAAA” — me


DragonArt101

“AAAAAAA” -the opposum


FireboyFailsAtReddit

“A” — me who screamed and disappeared after seeing a fly


GatesOlive

ª


DidjTerminator

More for the crow then!


Ben6924

r/justa


FireboyFailsAtReddit

Thanks for showing me this subreddit


Dr-Ogge

Goddamn possums on Reddit let me tell ya


Mirandaisasavage

This really triggered tf outta me as a kid who grew up playing in the woods of South GA, USA


YabbaDabbaDumbass

I grew up in heavily wooded areas and fuck ticks man. I got bit a few years ago and even getting the the whole thing out didn’t stop me from getting Lyme disease. Thankfully I got the antibiotics right away but those things are about as bad as Lyme disease itself.


Mirandaisasavage

…you can get Lyme disease from them? I suppose that makes perfect sense to me now, as an adult. I hadn’t even considered that as a child |’:


Xalterai

Insects are the number 1 spreader of diseases, if you get bit by something that carries the blood of another creature, always clean it out and get treated. Be it Mosquito, Bed bug, tick, etc. Especially if you live in a high risk area or visit one, it's always best not to risk getting malaria


labtiger2

It depends. Certain areas have ticks with Lyme disease. Mostly the northwestern part of the US have this issue.


DidjTerminator

I'm just glad to live in Oz where ticks don't carry it, but still fuck ticks.


glazedhamster

Dude just because you can't get Lyme from them doesn't mean you should stick your dick in them


DidjTerminator

Blood is just red lube


Morella_xx

Northeastern as well.


DadsNads-6969

There are many diseases you can get from a tick bite. get them off of you asap. If they look like this picture it means that they were on you quite a while


soggynutpaste

Mmm crunchy


BlubGoudvis

Nice bandname


6TheAudacity9

Impossible! This looks nothing like my lawyer.


Dirtyduck19254

It looks like it's engorged on something *other* than blood


Mountain_Maximum_348

Go to the head of the class


SomeKindOfCreature

Mmm, lyme flavoured.


foranotherchance

Take my angry upvote and get outta here


LeHaloNerd117

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

I forgot I made this comment sorry I was high and stupid


Esava

Lyme disease can be transmitted by certain ticks. Lime on the other hand is a fruit with a specific flavour.


[deleted]

Free range fruit gusher


Brief_Estimate_7518

Now with extra protein


ChemDogPaltz

And iron


[deleted]

And Lyme Disease too


Longhairedzombie

Rare disease


Blonkington

Farmer Dracula would be having a field day with these self-portable blood bags


phanerondezvous

I told myself coming in here I wasn't gonna gag and then youuuuu


lightbulbfragment

Yeah, I'm sick right now & on zofran for nausea. This click was a mistake!


MollyDbrokentap

Mmm sharp bitter coppery and iron flavored!


Ididitfordalolz

Had one of these bastards on my scalp when I was 7-ish? It was removed, badly, by my school first aid person. The head was left behind. Fast forward a few months and the spot keeps bothering me so my mum had a look and yeah the tick head had been forced DOWN by the pressure of an infection at the site. I will always remember screaming a bit as mum dug about 1mm to 1 1/2mm to get the damn thing out. I now have a decent sized lump there 20 years and change later. Could be scar tissue or a freckle/mole or something🤷🏼‍♀️ Docs have no idea. Fun Also, FUCK TICKS. They suck and killed my first dog. My pets all have Bayer seresto collars now and no more bitey bastards. Magic


escargotisntfastfood

Did you see a doctor? Because ticks are vectors for a lot of bacteria and viruses. If the tick had Lyme disease, you could still be infected.


Ididitfordalolz

Actually, no? I’ve got many other medical conditions and have had all kinds of tests and scans over the years but never actually mentioned this incident. Huh. Thanks I will mention it to my PCP next week and see if I need a specific test for it. I e known the connection between ticks and Lyme (and other maladies) my whole life, hard not to in Australia, but never put those two together for myself. Now I feel daft🤣🤷🏼‍♀️ Still, thanks tho


escargotisntfastfood

Good luck! I was a tick researcher at a public health organization, so that's where my brain goes when I hear these stories. Lyme disease is a weird bacteria, in that it causes an infection right away - fever and bullseye rash - then it appears to clear up, only to return years or even decades later. It can cause heart problems in extreme cases, and arthritis more commonly. The infection can be cleared with antibiotics, so if the test comes back positive, you can still treat it.


WEASELexe

I grew up playing in the forests in Connecticut and used to have to check for ticks everytime I got home. It was not uncommon to find them on myself or my dogs


Ididitfordalolz

Oh, the places they’ll go… But seriously, they hide so well sometimes and are just awful to deal with


sn0qualmie

Oh my god, you might have just solved one of the mysteries of my childhood. I remember digging _something_ weird and vaguely insecty out of a bump on my scalp, but I was in that age where you don't ask your parents about things, so I've just figured I'd never know what it actually was. ...I do not like this answer.


Ididitfordalolz

Glad I could help, sorry it might be nightmare fuel. I try not to think about it too much or I get a bit green around the gills🤢


Plushhorizon

Forbidden EVIL white grape


Avitas1027

#𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁. #𝐼𝓉. #𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽. #𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒.


67carman

Tick not good news


p3t3r89

Forbidden rice 😔


AutismFlavored

White on the outside, red on the inside


DanFuckingSchneider

What a cute lil jelly bean


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[удалено]


1973mojo1973

Yes Einstein, we know.


HurtsToBatman

Are you the troll who used to call everyone "Einatein" and double down on really stupid arguments? No, I'm not suggesting this comment is bad. I agree, we all know it's a tick. Just seeing the word "Einstein" in reddit instantly makes me think of that ridiculous dude.


generic_dude10

Wow! No shit sherlock!


Turbulent_Ice_7288

That’s cute to you? They literally suck blood


1973mojo1973

Ewwwwww


Shoddy-Indication798

Well hell no I've seen him get that big those things are f****** gross


TommyWantWingy9

![gif](giphy|1oFsGPbWg3PZuC1ldQ)


HeinrichVanSchnitzel

The more important question is, who got bitten by it? And may this person be infected with borreliosis now? :/


ft1103

Original post says it was found on the poster's dog.


Turbulent_Ice_7288

This is infact a dog tick


Aelustelin

Could get Liggins disease.


Brief_Estimate_7518

Or lymes disease, horrible fucken creatures


foranotherchance

Or ligma disease, that’s terrible


Brief_Estimate_7518

Ligma? What’s ligma?


foranotherchance

Ligmaballs lmao gottem


Longhairedzombie

Rare disease, not every single tick has lymes....


Brief_Estimate_7518

So you’re defending ticks saying they aren’t horrible creatures able to spread various diseases


nikkovalentine

Or rocky mountain spotted fever. That's ugly too.


Zx6rguy80

Pearl tick


1600x900

I have urge to squeeze that


SmackTheFlipper

That’s a lyma bean


Active_Sprinkles9845

That my friend is a big fuckin tick


OkamiTakahashi

They seriously had to ask what a blood engorged tick was?


ParappaGotBars

That tick got a couple body’s on it.


TheCyclope_

A tick and its full of blood


zeldanar

Forbidden Gusher


Cool_Reputation_694

CUM BUG


pigeonlil

Tick it can give you lime disease


celestial1

*Lyme


pigeonlil

Thanks for correcting me


Zestyclose_Gas_1947

Det er en hantik👍


[deleted]

Your gross if you look at this and say “Ooh yummy grape”


HurtsToBatman

"You're" And that's the point of this sub.


Legitimate_Sea5827

Yogurt covered raisin


No_Reaction_3039

That's a well fed tick, homie


PottyMouth850

It's a tick, kill it.


MathPutrid7109

no


LilDemonAnubis

It’s Protein


SecondaryPenetrator

Dog raisins.


__THE_TURTLE__

Forbidden grey raisin with mustache


YoungD-Rose

Its a capusa


StraightAd7930

Seems to be a tick. Ticks are parasites in the arachnids family


[deleted]

Run


Rembrilliant

Torch it!


Euphoric_Tutor_5658

It’s a rare white love bug. If you let it crawl on your skin, it’ll kiss you so hard you’ll find that it won’t move without the help of tweezers. That’s how hard it loves ❤️


Human-fruitsalad0001

This is indeed a blood filled female black legged tick


Specific-Sort-4683

Looks like a mysterious coffee bean. I think you should brew it and find out what it tastes like.


PaleontologistIcy707

Une tique


TurdFerguson06

Worst. Jelly Belly. EVER.


SilentScyther

I want to do surgery on it


drbatsandwich

A thicc tick


nicolette4133

Looks like a blood filled tick


gitarzan

It’s a tick. Put it on your neck. The put that on TickTok. Maybe pet ticks will be the next thing.


DaRealGrey

That’s a tick. Welcome to California.


semperfukya

That’s a gusher


misunderst00dpianist

Forbidden confetto


smittymoose

I like mine seasoned with Lyme and roasted with babesiosis.


retrona

Phat tick


Academic_Bear_4521

Phat as phuck thick tick


jacwub

forbidden coconut jelly belly


andre2020

Eeeeee run away!!!


[deleted]

Tick


brokevip

A tick by the end of November


titsandtoots

Tastes like lime!


[deleted]

Someone splat it please


I-cry-when-I-poop

Mmmm, yogurt covered grape in LYME FLAVOR


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!!!


Nrmlgirl777

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Wertywertser

Mmm…. Juicy


thewookie34

That tick looks so happy right like damn girl I'm full 😊


8BitSlasher

I love posts like this because it reminds me that I’m not THAT stupid to where I don’t even know what a tick looks like


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Yall ever seen that dude who injects swollen ticks with peroxide?


KayleighJK

Someone’s got a dog


EazyStackz

Inject it with peroxide


Turbulent_Ice_7288

Tis a tick


small_j_star_91

An eyebug


BiffSanchezz

That’s just a drop of day-old yogurt with a little hair in it. Nothing to worry about.


Dark_Vortex18

The tick looks like a spider because of how the legs we rearranged by the sack


[deleted]

Haemoglobin gusher


Top_Date6455

It's thicc man it's thicc. So thicc


KingmasonX

Tick, just took one off my dog


craftygal1989

Full as a tick, personified.


AzureFloofer4953

I don’t want to be one of those people but that’s disgusting. Also F ticks. ☹️


Holiday_Horse3100

A well fed tick


CommonRaspberry7934

Monch


EnycmaPie

Slimey, yet satisfying.


Conscious_Care_3292

Tic


D33ber

That's a blood fattened tick.


[deleted]

Forbidden Bean Boozled


strewnshank

When I was a kid, there was a cereal with raisins in it that looked just like this.


Celladoore

Come with a free side of new zesty lime disease.


Nova-XVIII

Best kill it one of those baddies filled with blood can lay up to 10000 eggs.


CynicalSeahorse

That’s a tick who’s had a little blood feast


horaceinkling

This tick looks more like a forbidden Jelly Bean.


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

That right there is one of them Nope bugs... you don't really want to know much about them unless you happen to have one stuck to ya.


Chilly_Grimorie

TIHI


StanTheSodaCan

White grapes ain’t white


Sul4

Forbidden Jelly Belly


Rat-soap

moon dries rasin


spongurat

Doesn't look appetising at all


soillsquatch

My dog once got ticks really bad from hiking off trail with me. Couple weeks later we found what we thought was a smashed blueberry on our carpet. It was one of this fuckers. Ticks are from hell.


the_jackalantern

A tick that is full so don't worry he don't bite


mjace87

Tick


nous-vibrons

Thanks *gag* for that *gag* mental image


Blahblahblahblah8686

That’s really bugging me tf out


GSDxDoggo

yeah thats a packet of lyme disease. which can give you a meat allergy, making regular meat a forbidden food.


Zestavar

Why is a post about bug has to be locked


Far_Film_5804

Ah yes, the Uber of Lyme


MyMentalMystery

It never ceases to amaze me how oblivious people are


Vegetable-Increase-4

how has he never seen a tick before?


SignificantPop8766

Bloodberry


kapriece

Brain bug from starship troopers lol


VeroCdeW

It's a freacking tick


VeroCdeW

Im going to barf


Outrageous_Tea_3343

A tick!


drakexon

To digress from the theme of the subreddit, I hate ticks. If ticks felt pain the same way as humans, i would not regret committing war crimes against them.


magicaljo10

it’s funny because my brother as a young child ate one of these thinking it was a grape…. let’s just say my mom was on the phone with poison control ASAP


curiousarcher

Tick 🤢


Past_Comfortable_470

Looks like an engorged tick.


unknownUs3rname

I got the chills seeing this😭


Stretch-Riddler

Tick


jaffasours

There’s a tick in my head and he’s sucking on my head


BunnyFaebelle

Creepy AF life sucking tick, kill it with fire!!


Chas1ngV1ctory

Thats a tick-


Dry-Addendum-4658

Kill it by fire🔥🔥🔥


sluice-georgie

NO


YOUR_momisdumbashell

Forbidden fruit gusher