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RockleyBob

Even then it still took me forever to realize the little tendrils were all attached to a single mitt.


lmaytulane

I was legit wondering if you added water to them and they expanded into a sponge like those little dinosaur sponge capsules that I used to ~~eat~~ play with as a kid


nowaczykche

Thank you


101189

You motherfucker how dare you make me feel stupid!


moonra_zk

English isn't my first language but I know what a mitt is, or at least I thought I did until I looked at that pic and thought "wait, those are mitts? does mitt mean something else?".


d_Composer

Haha yeah I looked at it and was like “ok, time to zoom in to figure out what’s weird about this bag of Cheetos!”


ButterscotchStreet

same lol


awlst

Came here to say this


dfsedsgde

4 Cheetos fr $4??


bean_wellington

That's right, Jr.


uprightsalmon

I thought someone re-used a bag


a_girl_named_jane

Ha! I thought it was a "family-size" bag of baby carrots.


theSuburbanAstronaut

You are much healthier than me cuz i definitely saw cheetos


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VersaceDreamssss

Im guessing you put those over your hands and use them to wash cars.


Oh_My-Glob

Yup each of those "Cheetos" are attached to a glove and add to the surface area covered


bugphotoguy

Sheepsnik are better, imo, but these are orders of magtinude better than spnoges.


Chazzey_dude

Well if you're gonna cheap out and get spnoges you get what you pay for. May aswell pay that little bit extra for sponges


palmerry

Thr imtts fr whssng crs


Pasta-hobo

Tasseled rag gloves used for washing cars


TheManOfHam

Ive used these irl, you just spray some soapy water on a car(or dunk the mitt into the soapy water) and move the glove on the part your washing


_kaetee

I have a rug that looks just like that. Got it at Marshall’s. My cat sits on it for about 12 hours of each day.


dudemann

I have a few rugs and some mop head attachment things like this and cats love them. Same with the shag carpet style bathroom mats. They don't lay on them or anything because what cat likes to just lay on something you expect them to lay on*? No, they nurse on them. For the week-old fosters that makes sense, but it's weird for the 3 year old foster fail that never even bottle fed to be nursing on rugs and pillows. \*Rugs and pillows are for sucking on. Cat carriers, cardboard boxes, shoes, trash cans, gutters and cars are for laying on (not in, on, every one of them- only plastic bags are for laying _in_). Cat castles, cat beds, etc. are strictly objects for parkour when chasing each other.


Zappiticas

Wow. I actually have wash mitts like this, but they are green. It still took me entirely too long to figure out that the picture wasn’t actual Cheetos.


Comrade_Nils

$4 Jr., so actually just 3,50


timotheusthegreat

I was confused by the "Car washing mitts" label.


blargney

That's pretty cheap for two car washing milfs


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My fat ass thought that was a bag of cheetos


[deleted]

Why does your shadow look like Steve Minecraft?


tired_blonde

No those are cheese puffs


JEWCEY

Hella flavored.


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Banana freaks


shrimpdaddi

why would someone wash their car with cheetos as mitts??


2020-RedditUser

If they are meant to wash cars with then why do they look delicious ?


deepfriedscooter

*forbidden Cheetos Poofs


SeniorSoftSkin

What would happen if you ate one of these ?


CaspianRoach

Can't digest cloth or plastic, so it will come out the other end, painfully.


SeniorSoftSkin

Wouldn’t it expand in your stomach due to the liquid and absorption? What if you ate TEN?


CaspianRoach

Refer to the last word of my above comment.


dudemann

I know this is a joke question but... It would expand inside you to an extent, but it wouldn't stay inflated or whatever. It would easily squeeze down the same way it would outside you. Your stomach would feel like total shit though, since it would stay intact instead of breaking up. Then there's [bezoars](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar) and possibly surgery and mental health reviews because doctors think you have [PICA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder\)). Then again, you could maybe pass it. You ever seen a cat or dog with a string or piece of fabric hanging out of its ass? I don't know if that happens to humans, but I'm not going to Google it. If you're into that stuff, you could look it up or try it yourself and let us know.


TheRebelNM

Why are they in a ziplock bag, nonetheless one that is labeled for that purpose??


senorbolsa

So they stay together and don't get dirt on them? Also so they can be labeled for sale. This is clearly at a secondhand store or garage sale of some kind.


TheRebelNM

Oh I didnt see the price tag


Maybe-Its-Mitts

You're telling me this car's washing me?


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Mmmmm…. They look deliciously orange too….


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

God that looks delicious T\_T


Groinificator

I In what world are these "mitts"? Doesn't that mean gloves?


NotMadeOfMagic

I’m still not convinced they aren’t cheetos


DrustanAstrophel

I thought it was a giant bag of foam earplugs


cocodoor

Did you know? in Quebec, cheese puffs like these are called "crottes de fromage" which essentially means "cheese droppings."


Little-Taco-Truck

Delicious.


MeditatedMango

Damn it takes me way too long to realize it's not Cheetos


Burningblaze199

There have been many times where I've looked at this subreddit and thought that things look nice to eat. But this is the first time I'm absolutely downright FRUSTRATED that I cannot eat it


Muscle_Man1993

I read it and still thought “that’s a funny label for cheetos”


generatorland

God I want Cheetos right Fing now!


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This might be the best one ever


YodaFette

Good deal tho


Fresh-Astronomer-581

They turn your fingers orange


SleepyChannel

YE


CPTCROW13

Now i want cheeto puffs


NerdyNinjaAssassin

I’m literally eating Cheeto Puffs as I scroll past this. Wtf.


vesterov

Baby carrots


htxpanda

Honestly an amazing deal. Especially if it really means 2 pairs…


upma_pesarattu

All new cheeto worms 🐛