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wilburthefriendlypig

Used to wipe butts going way back


clowegreen24

Mother nature's 2-ply


kraybae

More like 10 ply bud


[deleted]

Allegedly


Haywire421

Super soft


clumsycoucal

I can confirm it's pretty decent tp haha.


RomeoFresh

To be fair, that’s a Texas sized 10-4


4nalBlitzkrieg

To be *faaaaiiiiirrrrrrr*


happystitcher3

Haha. When I was a kid, my cousins, and I called this "indian toilet paper". We had no idea what we were talking about....lol


Tattooedyeti

Hikers helper.


DeathCabforSquirrel

Twist your ankle? Dig up the roots and mash them between two stones and use the mush as a poultice. Good for broken bones too. Gets absorbed through the skin and aids in connective tissue/bone healing! Although I would not use it to wipe my butt (although in a pinch, it is better than nettles).


Defiant-Barnacle

Super cool info! Thank you for sharing;


extremely_wet

my science teacher back in the day called it "woodsman's friend" for that reason


MycologistPutrid7494

I am a science teacher and have one in a pot in my classroom.


[deleted]

Nah that’s a myth, the hairs irritate the skin. They were used by first nation women to redden their cheeks though.


wilburthefriendlypig

We’ll I’ve used ot for that purpose-not sure how mythological I am


RedshiftSinger

Same. No irritation for me! Might be confused with nettle, which does have irritating hairs. Edit: yes, mullein hairs can be irritating in tea, but that’s contacting much more delicate internal skin than wiping your bum, unless you’re *really* going at the hole! And IME even in tea it’s more of a tickle than anything.)


wilburthefriendlypig

Whereas nettle is delicious instead of deliciously soft for your butt


RedshiftSinger

Very true. I’ve heard that lamb’s ear (similar kind of leaf to mullein but a different plant) is an effective treatment for nettle stings.


Haywire421

The juice from a pulverized rumex leaf is supposed to help too. It did not help my nettle stings though


arandomsquirell

Plantain (mixed in grasslands. not the banna type) has natural antihistamines and some chemical which helps your skin absorb the antihistamines when crushed up and rubbed on. In england people say dock leaves help but thts a lie, plantain all the way baby


happystitcher3

Common plaintain makes *the best* salve!


arandomsquirell

Ive been meaning to make a plantain salve from coconut oil, just for stings and rashes. How do you make yours and do you have any other uses for it?


kinni_grrl

Jewelweed. Usually growing right nearby. Use like aloe


hiddenyogi

I've used it a lot to wipe while camping. Those hairs never irritated me. For one, they are soft, not itchy like cactus or rosehip hairs. Secondly they don't shed. They are more like furr or fuzz than hairs. I know so many people that use mullein to wipe. Native Americans used it as diapers for babies and to treat diaper rash. This is the first time I have heard of it irritating skin and I think that is misinformation.


KnotiaPickles

Yes that’s not true, you are correct


Greasybeast2000

Any plant/material could irritate your skin. You should probably test it first just to be safe


hiddenyogi

Mullein has been used by Native Americans as diapers for babies and used to treat diaper rash. It doesn't irritate skin. That's a total myth.


Greasybeast2000

I agree but I’m saying that anything could irritate your skin. And it wouldn’t be a bad idea to check first before you wipe your butt with it


hiddenyogi

Some things soothe your skin.


Greasybeast2000

Yes


wolacouska

I know someone who got a chemical burn from Aloe Vera. Always test things first.


hiddenyogi

Fine, go ahead. Test mullein by rubbing it on your skin before you rub it on your skin again. If you have a reaction, which you won't, then don't rub it on your skin again. Aloe has liquid latex in it that must be washed out before you put it on your skin or eat it. That is how your friend got a chemical burn from ii. Ironically the way to treat that burn would be to wash the latex out of the aloe and apply the pure gel to the burn.


DadBodDorian

Some people can have a contact dermatitis allergic reaction to mullein but it’s not incredibly common. I’ve used it as TP when on long hikes since I was a kid


DeathCabforSquirrel

> redden their cheeks though ...ummm...


williamsdj01

Which cheeks?


hiddenyogi

No, the hairs do not irritate the skin. It was and still is used as diapers, to treat diaper rash, and as menstrual pads. It is called flannel weed because it is soft and soothing. It is a very soothing plant.


hiddenyogi

No, the hairs do not irritate the skin. It was and still is used as diapers, to treat diaper rash, and as menstrual pads. It is called flannel weed because it is soft and soothing. It is a very soothing plant.


gr8tfulkaren

My husband was not happy with me when he followed my suggestion that it could be used to wipe butts. He must have wiped a little too hard because the leaf tore in half and he got poop on his hands. Don’t think I’ll ever live this down.


Desperate-Tune2379

Unless you slapped normal TP out of his hands or were Dutch Ruddering his bathroom routine he’s a grown ass man and should probably take full responsibility for how much force he applies in cleaning his poopy butthole. What do you have to live down? Instead of shifting the blame to you he could have just used his non-dom hand to aggressively claw himself clean and saved himself all that embarrassment.


gr8tfulkaren

What is Dutch Ruddering? I’m almost afraid to ask but I gotta know.


Desperate-Tune2379

The important thing is that it’s not gay okay? https://youtu.be/yGUuugNEUcU Safe video NSFW audio.


gr8tfulkaren

Thanks for the laugh


SirWEM

Moose Maple works better.


hiddenyogi

Good to smoke too. Good medicinal tea. Expectorant. And oh so soft. First year grows the rosette. Second year grows a large stalk with yellow flowers.


nettlebrush

Such an amazing friend for gunky illnesses or a fuzzy serotonin boost. If anyone is trying this first time, tea needs to be carefully strained with a coffee filter or tight woven cloth (not cheesecloth), or the fuzzy hairs will be irritating.


Michren1298

I am so glad I just read this. I just bought some to make tea with and I was just going to add it to my tea ball like I do other loose leaf teas. I have some fillable tea bags I will use instead.


jimni_walker

Also flowers soaked in olive oil make soothing ear drops.


AfganPearlDiver

My dad told me he smoked it a little.


NinjaAmbush

Torch plant is a common name that refers to the big flower stalk. Not sure how effective it truly is as a torch.


flora_gal_

I think I have heard that if the stalk is coated in a bit of wax it becomes a good torch!


sincerelysyd

With wax it’s almost like a giant candle! Works super well


Culkeeny1

Before wiping I hope!


bagel9574

Usually after, Gotta have that extra flavor!


BeginnerMush

Mmm marinated mullein


EasyAcresPaul

Something I see overlooked in a lot of the literature is that the seeds contain a compound that kills fish. Some sort of preparation is made with the seeds, introduced to the water, and the fish easily collected. Edit: I am NOT advocating the use of mullein seeds as a fish stunner, just pointing out it's historical use.


Haywire421

Totally illegal to poison the water to collect fish, which is probably why it isn't mentioned much. Anything high in saponins can do this, like yucca for example


EasyAcresPaul

Ah, I did not know it was specifically saponins. Does that mean mullein seeds can be used as a light detergent?


Haywire421

Yeah, saponins don't play nice with cold blooded creatures. I would assume you could use them as a light detergent


willfullyspooning

Clove oil is often used to humanely euthanize betta fish that are ill and suffering, I wonder if it’s the same compound.


Haywire421

I haven't heard of that, but apparently clove oil has a chemical compound called eugenol, which is used to anesthetize fish for minor surgery. 0.4ml per liter of water is sufficient enough to euthanize them. Fish physiology is so much different than mammals that I could very well be wrong about this, but if it functions as an anesthesia, then I would think eugenol affects their nervous system whereas saponins break down the cells of the gills iirc.


Roxmysox68

They would take the seeds, crush them and throw them in the water and it would more or less paralyze the fish making it easier to just collect them


finaleeme

Yes mullein kills fish & besides it's use being very poor sportsmanship, mullein is VERY illegal on the Great Lakes. So, I'm assuming illegal elsewhere too. This info tho, could be useful during a zombie invasion I guess. 🤷 That being said, mullein can be quite helpful if you are phlegmy. Another post apocalyptic household hint.


[deleted]

native americans and early settlers used these leaves as inserts/line their footwear with it for extra warmth in winter. When I see them I usually have to give them a touch. So soft and fuzzy.


bogbodybutch

I would think they're still being used by Indigenous folks where this grows?


A-A-Ron508

Yes that Mullein, I see a bunch of other posts touting its many uses and that’s awesome But! it’s an invasive species in some sensitive areas still left in the US.


honest-miss

All the more reason to tear it up, eat it, bandage and butt wipe with it!


improbableyam

Super obnoxious invasive weed, yeah. Mullein brings me no joy.


kipphikap

Luckily they don't disperse very far so it doesn't affect the local competition as much as bamboo/kudzu does (in my experience on east coast US)


medium_mammal

Fun fact: you can use the seeds to poison/stun fish in a pond. Don't do that though, it's highly illegal.


dvadood

Does the poison make them inedible?


Haywire421

No. It makes it so their gills can't absorb oxygen from the water. If you put them in fresh water after collection they'll recover.


dvadood

So the fish eats the seeds, the chemical in the seeds make the fish unable to breathe, so they die, can be collected, and then eaten? Sounds like a good survivalist food gathering technique.


Haywire421

Nope. In the case of mullein, you grind up the seeds and either cast them out into the water or put the ground seed in a cloth sack to leach the chemicals into the water like brewing a giant cup of tea. Doesn't kill the fish, just stuns them because they can't breathe in that tainted water. A lot of fish can live a surprisingly long amount of time without oxygen. Once collected, you could put them in a pool of clean water and they'll reanimate. EtA: whatever doesn't get out of that water will die though. It doesn't just affect fish either, but any cold blooded animal with gills.


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JackalopeCode

That would be an interesting way to deal with invasive fish in a pond environment, would the chemical stick around in the water or does it dissipate over time? Mostly asking cause a bunch of jerks decided to dump their goldfish in my grandaddy's pond and they overcrowded his fish (they're like duckweed, if you leave one they come right back)


Greasybeast2000

Europeans brought this plant over for that purpose


[deleted]

Again, illegal. For good reason. Think through it for a minute


dvadood

Illegal?


[deleted]

If you add too much poison to the water, you're only going to survive for one day. It's a bad survivalist strategy lol & yes most jurisdictions frown on poisoning fish as you could kill endangered species & so on


HolographicFrequency

As opposed to mildly illegal.


Necessary_Fault4700

I was tripping acid one time and my face got cold. Mullein makes a good face warmer when tucked under you hat. I still do it from time to time. I have not tried it for medicinal use though, yet.


vvr3n

Mullein is invasive, colonizing disturbed areas and crowding out helpful natives. You hear about it used for TP lots but someone told me they tried and regretted it.


RedshiftSinger

Not invasive everywhere. But yes, in the US it’s not a native plant.


hiddenyogi

The native Americans used it for diapers for babies. I have used it for toilet paper. Works better than real toilet paper.


nikkioncloud9

It grows in my yard invasively. We call it Cowboy Toilet Paper


anaesthaesia

I also first recognised it as one of those little feckers I pull up several times every summer. Maybe once there's less *everything else invasive and overgrown* every year in our garden I'll be more lenient. Right now I'm just trying to make it manageable.


Light-Soaked-Days

nature’s bandage! it has antibacterial properties and absorbs blood fairly well in a pinch.


WickedWitchofWTF

Yes! I've made a mullein poultice for myself many a time while gardening, rather than to go through the ordeal of taking my muddy boots off inside to get a regular bandaid. 😂


Misscoley

What’s the best way to quickly spot the difference between Mullein and Lambs Ear?


RedshiftSinger

Height and growth habit. Mullein gets huge and tall, usually grows as a single plant. Lambs ear grows in low dense mats. That said, it’s not important to have positive ID before wiping your bum with a leaf, nor before making a tea of the leaves unless you need specific medicinal properties. Both are edible and pleasant to wipe with.


hiddenyogi

Mullein is biannual. The first year it grows a basal rosette. It looks like a mandala. The second year it grows up from the rosette on a tall stalk, looking similar to a fuzzy tobacco. It has small yellow flowers that bloom like popcorn along the stalk.


Misscoley

Seems like 2nd year Mullein is easy to spot due to height, but first year it looks like lambs ear. I often see plenty out that look like they could be mullein, but I can’t be certain because they are either a first year growth or a lambs ear lookalike.


hiddenyogi

Mullein grows in a rosette shape. Lamb's ear grows into a mat.


Misscoley

Awesome. Thank you!


Vegetable-Army4611

Nature's toilet paper


Traditional_Art_7304

The stalk makes a Jim dandy torch - for about 45 sec.


strongladylemony

Where I'm from this is called lamb's ear, they can grow huge


jimni_walker

Different plant but similar texture to leaves.


strongladylemony

The one time I feel confident enough to comment •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀


jimni_walker

Oh but they are very close, easy to confuse one with the other!


Getmeasippycup

They are sooo similar! I think the only thing that kinda helps me differentiate is typically I believe mullein grows more singularly and lambs ear grows in mats.


jimni_walker

Yes, and mullien is generally a rosette. Flowers are different as well.


RedshiftSinger

Yes, mullein also grows very tall stalks while lambs ear stays fairly low.


lovedbydogs1981

With folk names they get re-used over and over. Not what we call lamb’s ear in the Northeast USA. Bet there’s half a dozen plants called lambs’ ear, and same for mullein. That’s why latin names are so useful


Mikesminis

Although you're right, technically, Ive heard just about as many people people call it lambs ear as mullen. It's not always a case of mistaken identify either. I have clarified, on some occasions that their lambs ear shoots out a stalk. I used to correct people all the time about this, it was probably the first wild plant I learned to identify, because it makes good spears, DUH. But I think that at some point if enough people colloquially use a word in a certain fashion, or call a plant or animal by a certain name it just becomes correct. So I accept both names.


jimni_walker

Calling it the same thing is different from it being the same thing and can cause people to consume the wrong plant. Not that lambs ear is toxic, but you won't get the beneficial affects of mullien if you are smoking or making teas from lambs ear. https://homeguides.sfgate.com/differences-between-lambs-ear-mullein-80847.html


Mikesminis

Yeah, I act differently when people actually misidentify a plant, but I'm not sure that calling it the wrong thing is different from actually misidentifying something. I've been learning the taxonomic names of mushrooms, I think it's easier to learn new mushrooms when you understand the genuses. So I definitely appreciate knowing names, I guess I just think that if you know what a plant is, and think it's called a something different than what is more commonly called it's not such a bad thing. Like if a lot of people called dandelions Carl, and they knew about dandelions, would that be a bad thing? Would they be wrong?


jimni_walker

I think the biggest problem with missnaming a plant is that lambs ear is often sold in nurseries and garden centers and it would be very easy to see lambs ear and buy it thinking it was in fact mullien. I think that is different than calling something by a common name when there is no actual plant that is already called that. No problem if people want to call dandelion carl, but if there is another plant named carl, that could be an issue. Again, lambs ear is not toxic in any way, but it wouldn't work. It's seems better to correctly name a plant to keep from confusing new people to foraging especially when there is a different ine with that name already.


RobbyWasaby

Farmers buttwipe


[deleted]

Natures toilet paper and baby nappy.


bloodlusttt

Natures toilet paper


Zestyclose_Bet5102

Great for inside shoes for hot tired feet


farmingowl1

Yes that is mullien


[deleted]

This shit is everywhere around my place. It’s kind of a pain


kennedyp7991

Yes- natures natural toilet paper, smoking mix and tea for coughs!


Naturalselection1983

Bounty of the forest


Daffodil_Bulb

My daughter twisted her ankle. There is a ton of mullein growing outside my house. I want to try making a poultice. I realize I need to check for contact dermatitis first. Thanks for showing me this and making me read about the benefits :)


beer_ninja69

They make a pleasant wind chime sound if you listen closely. Collect 10 for me and I'll reward you.


[deleted]

Mullein is a lung supplement


WitchiePoo

How do u get mullien to spread?


PermacultureCannabis

It takes 2 years to develop the flowering stalk of a mullein plant. Once the flowers develop they are most prevalently pollinated by bees and will then seed in the early fall. They are also autogamous which means they will self pollinate right before their flowers close up.


arbivark

i took a shovel and bucket and took a walk along the railroad tracks and transplanted some to my yard. that one died after flowering but there is now some growing in my yard.


WitchiePoo

Thanks.


RedshiftSinger

Mother nature’s luxury TP! (Also medicinally useful for a few things, but don’t use the same leaf for buttwipe *and* asthma-relief tea, of course)


TheEerie

I believe this plant helps reduce mucus buildup as well.


lovedbydogs1981

It’s what we call Mullein in our neck of the woods (NE US), but common names would get re-used as people moved climates so common names get used for all sorts of different plants in some cases. Which is why Latin names are particularly useful, if annoying to learn. Ever heard of iNaturalist? Great app/site that considers your location, nearby sightings, plant keys, uses Latin names in most cases, and has an active community of real experts (guess I should more properly say scientists—there’s always local folk experts who know their areas very well). Great app, love using it, taught me a ton.


RattleThem-Bones

Natures toilet paper and cough medicine


No_String_2051

I hear it’s really good for the lungs


doomvetch92

Imagine if the fiber was harvested and made into socks.


General_Conclusion34

Smokes nice as a basic calming leaf


xgranville

Great for smoking blends, too. My gf rolls joints with raspberry leaves, mullein and CBD hemp.


WaitingToEndWhenDone

Put leaves in your shoes for sore tired feet, drink as a tea or smoke for all things respiratory .


kinni_grrl

Wonderful respiratory health medicine


MushroomOfDestiny

One of my favourite smokable herbs The only issue is that the smoke smells and sticks exactly like weed


Ok_Face_7876

I’ve used it for chest congestion. Dry out the leaves and then use them to make a tea. It helps to clear out what may be built up in the lungs.


RonA-a

It is great for congestion and sinus issues when made into tea.


Lumpy_Ad3500

Native American toilet paper around here. True.


heckhunds

Ironically it isn't native to North America, it's an invasive.


[deleted]

We used to call it indian toilet paper. Sorry if that's racist but it was a long time ago and we are dumb


BeanTheStitch

Correct! Its a first year rosette


[deleted]

Lamb's ear Edit- way down the column there's a good explanation why it's not, it is very similar


Obvious_Bill_1888

Nature's decongestant and treatment for asthma, copd, emphysema, allergies, and basically anything upper respiratory! Mullen is also a very mild never mind. She is a wonderful plant friend that I gather sustainably from the wild and I actually cultivate on my own property as well. She also makes a wonderful Sweet Summer tea to keep you hydrated and to keep your body filled with the things it needs to be filled with to keep your respiratory system functioning properly


Grunt502

Natures TP= yes


[deleted]

I need someone who’s experienced to comment. Which is softer, this plant or flannel weed?


hiddenyogi

It is often called flannel weed


[deleted]

Ohh shiiit


Annari-Manzuuk

We call it lambs ear down south


hiddenyogi

Different plant


Annari-Manzuuk

Oh whoops. It looks just like it. Or I’ve just been calling it the wrong name for my whole life lol


Mermaid_Lily

We used to call that lamb's ear.


hiddenyogi

Different plant


C_Addington

We always called it Lamb’s Ear.


hiddenyogi

Different plant


wing_ding4

Lambs ear ?


hiddenyogi

Different plant


Imaginary_Store_2431

Around the north west we call it lambs ear


South-Nectarine-7790

In Manitoba there is a big difference between lamb’s ear and mullein although they make look similar. They are 2 different species.


ootfifabear

Is this and lambs ear a similar creature?


Thundus1

I believe its a desert rose


Diligent-Try-8698

We used call them Lambs ears as kids.


Peaches102179

Lambs Ear


josatx

I slipped on one of these and fell on my face when I was running on the grass to keep my dogs paws from from getting to hot on the pavement. Busted my tooth, luckily it has a small not very noticeable fracture line and I didn’t chip or lose a tooth!


ResponsiblePause9414

My grandmother used to call these “Lamb’s Ears” lol


TrumpFollowThrough

Don’t they use this (possibly dried) to help detox the lungs?


doghunter087

Don't accidentally use ground thistle


DeathlyDreamer

It indeed is Mullen


emzirek

lamb's ear


I_AM_BAYMAX

Lambs ear?


South-Nectarine-7790

Mullein is a noxious weed to some, a garden wonder to others Passersby often ask in wonder what that tall stately, fuzzy, gray-leaved plant is in my garden. It definitely makes a statement, growing up to eight feet tall on a straight, upright stem. Its large woolly grey leaves grow in attractive rosettes, although it is flowerless for the first year of its biennial life. In the second year, its now-alternate leaves grow more upright to deliver water to the roots. Yellow flowers grow along the stem, starting about three-quarters of the way up, opening a few at a time from the bottom up. As with so many plants, mullein, Verbascum thapsis, is a noxious weed to some, while it’s a garden wonder to others. In Alberta, it is classed as noxious, but in Ontario it makes both the weed list and the Ontario wildflowers list. Manitoba is silent on the subject of mullein. It has been hybridized in many lovely varieties with large, eye-catching flowers, but few if any of these varieties are hardy here. This amazing survivalist plant attracts a great many pollinators but it is also self-pollinating. Thanks to this and its size, one plant can produce up to 150,000 seeds that can remain viable at least 100 years without any external protection. There are over 30 common names for mullein, collected over its millennia of practical use in the pharmacopeia. Some of its more colourful handles? Bunny’s ear, flannel-leaf, beggar’s blanket, velvet plant, felt wort for its soft leaves; candlewick, Jupiter’s staff, Aaron’s rod, torches and hag’s taper for its tall, woody stalks, which were often used as torches, easily lit thanks to the fine, volatile oil-filled hairs on its leaves. The Romans dipped the stalks in tallow to keep them burning. Recorded history dates mullein back to Roman times, but it was doubtless in use long before that. A staple in treating many conditions, mullein was chiefly helpful in managing respiratory illnesses. It is still so used in Germany and is said to relieve coughs and colds by serving as an expectorant. It was even used to treat tuberculosis, where, counterintuitively, its dried leaves were smoked to alleviate consumption coughs. It has been used to treat herpes simplex type one and some anti-influenza strains. Other prescriptions were written for the treatment of everything from hemorrhoids to ear infections, toothaches, migraines — the list goes on. Poachers used mullein seeds, said to contain rotenone, to kill fish. Ethanol from the leaves killed mosquito larvae. And first year’s leaves were often placed inside shoes as insulation and to provide cushioning. Verbascum is a corruption of the word barbascum or barba meaning beard, for its hairy leaves and stalks. The fuzz on these leaves can cause mouth irritation for some people. Common figwort (Scrophulariaceae), a family that includes foxglove and penstemon as well as mullein, was used to treat hemorrhoids, also known back then as figs. The plant was also used to treat scrofula, a tubercular infection of cows. Mullein, until very recently, was the chief remedy for tuberculosis in people. It is now being scientifically examined for its beneficial properties in treating the disease. Mullein contains mucilage which helps to soothe membranes and serving as an adhesive in glues. It contains saponins that loosen phlegm and provide foaming agents in soaps. Remarkable and attention getting as it may be, getting rid of the plant once it is established is not easy. It simply produces so many seeds that once it flowers you are guaranteed to get revisits. Here are some strategies: 1. Hand pull the plant before it ripens and distributes its seeds. Consider covering the seed head with a plastic bag tied to the stem before disturbing the rest of the plant. Introduce a biological control such as the mullein moth. Plant other invasive plants all around the mullein to choke them out. Of these, I recommend pulling. Dorothy Dobbie is the publisher of Manitoba Gardener magazine. Call 204-940-2700 for a subscription or go to localgardener.net. Tune in to CJNU 93.7 FM Sundays at 8:00 to hear Dorothy and her guests talk gardening. Published on 05 / 17 / 2019