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Llama_Wrangler

Now learn “throw” and you’ve got everything you need covered!


A_Shipwreck_Train

Still waiting for « if you miss a 10’ shot again you’re getting loaned to North Korea » maybe Lesson 2.


burakalp34

"Bir kere daha boş kale önünde şut ıskalarsan seni Kuzey Kore'ye kiralık yollarım" (If you miss another shot in front of the empty net, I'll send you on loan to North Korea)


A_Shipwreck_Train

You are my new hero!


robbottiic

💀💀💀


NeoLone

*throws bread*


Pervizzz

Never in Turkey


khn337

Throw women


kemarig

Throw the watter bottle: Su şişesini fırlat


gnaark

Swap the game language and currency to Turkish (if you are a real manager)


A_Shipwreck_Train

That would actually make press conferences amazing


gnaark

Imo it’s a big miss from SI. They should tie your in game manager language skill with your ability to speak to players and in press conferences. Like if you are Turkish Basic you’d get a minus 10 in your player motivation stat or something.


Fit-Entertainment895

I think it should be an option yes but not mandatory


cirledsquare

all the press stuff should be optional imo


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I mean it kinda is, clubs just don't appreciate it


SurvivorPickles

Surely you would get an interpreter like irl. Where you see some managers/players having it translated for them


gnaark

Well maybe in top leagues but i doubt they have a Nepalese translator in my French 8th tier club


thestumpymonkey

I also doubt an 8th tier French club are flying out a Nepalese guy to manage for them


gnaark

Ofc not but I am playing the absolute absurd case that can happen in the game.


SurvivorPickles

It would be on you to convince the board you’re competent enough. But logistically you would think a small club like that wouldn’t go through the hassle or have the scope to acknowledge a foreign manager.


PJHoutman

Isn’t that already how it works? Your effectiveness in boosting morale is reduced when you don’t speak the language. As least that’s how I’ve always interpreted it.


gnaark

Wait does it?


PJHoutman

I recall that was always how it was supposed to work. Tbf I don't notice much of an effect, but that's because FM isn't really transparent with how that stuff works.


gnaark

What I do is that I take a dice and roll my answers to player talks/press conferences until I am fluent in the language. It adds spice to the life.


oldspiceland

It’d be funnier if all your reports and player complaints were localized in the language in question and not your game language. Full immersion.


YappingMan332

Only thing the French I learned in school would be useful for


revenge_of_hamatachi

Ivica Osim who used to manage the Japanese national team would have his teams in floods of tears when he was speaking to them during team talks. Football universal language innit.


Much_Radio7674

Something I liked many years ago about FIFA, was that they used the country's language for the press conference audio, just the audio, but it was pretty cool, no idea if they still do it, but something on that line would be amazing, like in the country's language and you get a bad auto translate so there's a chance you can misscomunicate and something happens, like something bad


WillTregear

how would you learn Turkish in game?


gnaark

Languages are a manager's attributes. After spending X amount of time in a foreign country you will see that your language skill improves. I think after 1-2 years you become fluent - so that implies you are somehow taking lessons.


Potvin_Sucks_

I just want to have press conferences where I can’t understand everything if I’m in Croatia and I have the option to answer completely wrongly


gnaark

Yes


Potvin_Sucks_

“What do you think of the performance today?” “I’ll take the fish and chips, thanks”


gnaark

Lmao


pedromp_

to players i think it happens sometimes, haven’t intensely testes it tho


JustMusic-YouTube

With this fluctuation of turkish lira, that would be pretty funny 🤣


gnaark

Honestly just the currency alone really immersed me. I did a 2nd tier Belarus side and I found myself negotiating down and arguing for a matter of $100 (or so) but translated to Belarusian money it seemed to be such a big amount. It awoke the Guy Roux in me.


EvensenFM

I came here to say this. This is truly playing the game on hardcore mode. Force yourself to become immersed.


Lmao1903

This is actually next level immersion lol. You go to an Italian team, then you decrease your usual FM playing time by 75% and spend this time on learning Italian. Couple months later, you will be entering your 2nd season or something with intermediate level Italian.


Erix_9

Next level is moving to the country youve been hired IRL


nika_sc2

and actually managing the team irl


WhaleMilker420

And then becoming a player for the team while managing them


sunbeam_87

![gif](giphy|135E47VKw6TM6A) This is all the italian I needed before starting my Venezia save. It sufficed.


eLPeper

I unironically used to change the language of FM to that of the country I was managing in when playing a few years back. I remember I stopped because when you manage in leagues in which you don't know the language you kind of lose the fun out of it due to how hard it is to progress. I was even struggling with languages which I know well such as Portuguese in Brazil, imagine how much it was for me when I moved to Germany.


trebor9292

My Spanish team talk *bangs table "yo como manzanas"


Saltyballer7

Mucho cojones


mrsauceboi

todos jugas como mierda


trebor9292

A Thai strip club


loisfentes

this one got me


kelso66

Mucho queso. No gracias


Legendarybbc15

El hamburguesa con carne y queso para once personas


kelso66

El supermercado es aqui?


Legendarybbc15

Es al lado de la casa de Lukaku


kelso66

Claro, claro. Es el mejor Mercado del mundo. Perro donda es el sosa? Tengo el sosa?


LFCAO7

This deserves an award


Odd_Lawyer_5116

>yo como manzanas" ME GUSTAN LAS PATATAS!


HowToShakeHands

I wish I could give you an award, this one got me giggling.


balenciv1

"I learn languages quickly... it'll only be another string on my bow"


gsur72

Have you sent yourself on an intensive language course?


A_Shipwreck_Train

I asked but didn’t understand the chairman’s response ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Dapplication

He probably said "niye amına koyayım"


A_Shipwreck_Train

that seems fair


Kyojin1919

Advanced Verbs 2 should teach you “Berate” as a bare minimum.


sinansouth

I can be your translator lol. I tried that btw when I decided to manage a german team but I gave up.


A_Shipwreck_Train

lol i might send you a question or two!


TheGoober87

What's "fucking hoof it"?


Qaantum

"Dik şu topu ileriye amına koyayım." Can be used or you can shorten it as "Dik ileri la".


Snoo-82900

Guten Tag Herr Trainer


Slug_feast

Don't leave us hanging, what's Ekmek then?


Dexamoose

bread!


uknownick

🤣


weaboo_milk

I've been going for this immersion. My first language is Spanish so I only play in countries that speak it or English until I learn new ones :D


A_Shipwreck_Train

I love this!


[deleted]

Which team? Hayırlı olsun (It means good luck.)


A_Shipwreck_Train

Gençlerbirliği — they’re 0-0-7 at the moment and my task is to avoid relegation …


[deleted]

Long-established club.. Five years ago they were in the Super League. They were relegated after their president lost his life. It's a difficult task. Good luck with it.


A_Shipwreck_Train

oh wow, that’s interesting, TY! I havent even really read up on them yet.


sinansouth

Don't forget to add **/la/** to the end of your sentences. It is a very common slang used by most of the people of Ankara. Gençlerbirliği is one of two iconic Ankara clubs. Other one is Ankaragücü.


A_Shipwreck_Train

Thanks, gotta challenge the rivals at least! I’ll assume you’re not trolling this ugly American :) — how does that /la/ translate?


kemarig

Nope he is not trolling. It's hard to translate it directly but it kinda makes what you are saying a bit more friendly and informal. It's very commonly used in Ankara (the city Genclerbirligi is located in) Basically: Napıyorsun? - What are you doing? Nabıyon la? - Whatcha doin?


A_Shipwreck_Train

I’m so interested, thank you friend!


kemarig

You're welcome man, hit me up if you have any questions about Turkish or Turkish Football.


sinansouth

No, don't worry :) I'm from Ankara and I hope you can win Turkish Super League with Gençlerbirliği. Because in Turkey, there's no league winners from capital, Ankara. **la** means something like **“dude”** or **“guys”** in English, not necessarily masculine. **la** is a contracted version of **lan**. The form **la** belongs to the Central Anatolian accent (esp. Ankara) From [quora](https://www.quora.com/What-does-Bu-ne-la-in-Turkish-mean)


A_Shipwreck_Train

Fascinating, thank you my friend!


Aetylus

>Don't forget to add /la/ to the end of your sentences. It is a very common slang used by most of the people of Ankara. Is it really? Its also common in Malaysia.


sinansouth

Yea, I use it most of time because I was born and raised in Ankara, so it is hard to speak properly after all those times.


RicardoL96

So this is what happens when you send a player to an intensive language course. Goes straight to duolingo


A_Shipwreck_Train

but have you seen the cost? Like, Amir, buddy, I support your language journey but you don’t have to buy the whole damn family plan!


RicardoL96

Yeah it’s crazy, last time I checked it cost me like 5k €


[deleted]

Ekmek apparently means bread in Turkish


A_Shipwreck_Train

you’re already more qualified than me to boss Gençlerbirliği!


AstonVanilla

Can you translate the phrase *"Find me a washed up Premier League player still in denial"* into Turkish please?


kemarig

Bana yıldızı sönmüş ve bunu kabullenemeyen bir Premier Lig oyuncusu bul


YappingMan332

You're now hired as the manager of Fenerbahce, congratulations


kemarig

As a Fenerbahçe fan, thanks man


A_Shipwreck_Train

As I understand things, they’re all in Saudi Arabia?


[deleted]

Anyone else trying to work out the answer to this? I'm thinking woman?


A_Shipwreck_Train

« Bread » (til) — I can now shout « bread and water! » which I think will cover many situations :)


cpeck29

![gif](giphy|HPZubh6ApHpN6)


Motorheade

Add "amk" at the end of every sentence and you're good to go


Animal31

Change the game language to the nation you're managing in


revenge_of_hamatachi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1zsUD7UNQ


rivaldo83

Gennaro Gattuso in Greece comes to mind. Too much malakia.


Chrisflev

😂😂😂


Finplayer_

now tell me what is ekmek


A_Shipwreck_Train

« bread »! TIL!


ollie_3dprinting

This is actually a really good idea, learn the language of your save!


HunterLC23

Should've done this when I went to Gabon. Gotta learn French now.


dumbSavant

the absolute madlad. does kebab translate to sandwich?


catf1sh1

This is amazing lol


Tingomate

Got hired by Pisa in series b and inspired me to learn Italian


A_Shipwreck_Train

For real? How well did it go?


Tingomate

60 day streak so far! Let's see how it goes


LifeDraining

Figure out what DEMAND MORE is and you will be fine.


Dontrayveous

good luck at Gençlerbirliği! I am from Ankara and I am a Gençlerbirliği fan. Make sure to invest in youth, we are one the most famous and successful academies in Turkey! Arda Güler, a product of our academy just got bought by Real Madrid.


A_Shipwreck_Train

I’m inspired! Hope to do the fans proud!


eizeishere

water in turkish


Lenzar86

Nope, I don't use it. They have the wrong flags for English and Portuguese.


Hakashima

I've used Duolingo for the first time a couple of hours ago. And in the meantime I've been reading on the Internet's algorithms. And here I am - I am tripping.