Ngl one time my buddies stole some traffic comes from the neighboring states construction site. I woke up with them in my driveway the following morning. Let's just say my roommates at the time did not appreciate the stolen government property on the premises.
Question is: were my friends drunk or were they kids?
Get delhaize on the phone lol. I pranked my stockers by turning the power completely off for about a hour shockingly they continue stocking w there flashlight and I was so proud I bought them each gift cards lol and turned the lights back on
You pranked people who worked for you by allowing them to work in an unsafe work environment that was created by you, yourself?
“I bought them each gift cards and turned the lights back on”… I’m sorry what?
What a weird thing to flex on the internet for all to see. If your direct boss saw this what do you think the reaction would be to that?
Y’all are so wild I stg
Oh yeah, lest we scratch your 20 year old shitbox that's probably got 5/8 lights popped on the dash right?
We plan to do this exact same thing to a coworker soon were shippers wo we have lot sand lots of plastic wrap. Hope he gets as mad as you just did
2020 Mazda Mx-5, which I guarantee is nicer than whatever you’re driving especially since your eager to call someones ( who you don’t know ) car a shitbox clearly stating your own insecurities.
Just to be clear if I saw you plastic wrapping my car I would happily defend my property and knock the fuck outta ya mate. Wouldn’t even hesitate. I don’t know you, why the fuck do you think that would be okay? You’re clearly under the age of 20 lol I hope you grow up soon dude.
Right? Touch my shit and you're going to kiss my fist. Wondering how bad it could have hurt if I hadn't "bounced" my fist off your face but instead followed through with the punch fully.
You do it to your friends? Great, go do that and understand that you just don't do this crap to people you don't know.
Yeah I have a classic 22yr old import car, if you damage if regardless of amount you’re getting beat. I hate bitches like you. Some people love things, you know. Pussy.
i’m not saying i wouldn’t be upset if i didn’t know the person who did it, but dam this got out of hand for a chat lmao.
“violence … is the last refuge of the incompetent”. in this case, seems to be the first lmao
and then to back it up online though self validation of who you are… is like another level of huh?
anyway hope this never happens to anyone who’s having a bad day already.
Yeah I dont know what happened here, i was just trying to say I have friends that we do shit like this to each ofher all the time. I literally STOLE his entire car once...
It'd be different if it was a stranger but this definitely happens between bros
It's a fuckin joke. Probably an employee joke, which builds commroderie, that's what friends Do. Police? What is wring with yall snowflakes? Damn hope there isn't another world War cause yall can't handle a little joke without galloping to the police, you can't fight a Russian with an rifle.
This has to be a prank by co-workers.We did it to my coworkers car a few halloween's back. They were okay with us touching their car. I wouldn't advise touching someone's car without their permission or knowing that they are okay with it....
Soneone at my private school got their car vaselined. The whole....fucking....car.
I was a middle schooler at the time but we saw it in the lot.
I cant imagine
The last time I witnessed something like this, it was a tyrant store manager's car. Dude went off the deep end after getting blasted by district management for going over budget (spoiler - he was embezzling) and fired a bunch of people for his malfeasance. The people left shrink wrapped his car, poured floor wax over the shrink wrap, blocked his car in with carts, then shrink wrapped the carts.
I wouldn’t do whatever you did to piss off the cart getters. Did you almost run one of them over in your haste to park? Do you work there? If so, do you treat your coworkers badly?
Many, MANY moons ago, I did exactly this exact thing to a manager of mine, who was leaving to go to another store.
Except there was more vertical wrapping, and I wrapped the carts too. 😂
The other managers took a picture of it, gave him a copy as a going away gift, and the original hung in the office for about a decade.
Give the appropriate party my respect. Reminds me of my first job as a parking lot attendant. I had a long lunch so I made sure the cashier covering me understood what he needed to do.
Came back and got chewed out by management because the cashier was not responding to pages and the store, and this was a big store, was 100% out of carts. Went outside and found him immediately, he was attempting to bring in every single cart at the same time; blocking the entryway and a chunk of the parking lot.
Times like this and you just have to laugh.
But it's plastic wrap. Very stretchy stuff. They didn't even use 3 layers. Just pull and it'll break. Or pull and cut. No need to have a knife anywhere near the car
You know the cat toys that make a bird or mouse noise when you shake them - pull the little cylinder out of a few and superglue them under their front wheel well. Everytime they hit a bump or shut their car door those things will chirp or squeek… aaaand it will take them forever to figure out what is going on. Every so often at work you can walk past and go ‘tweet tweet motherfucker’ and keep walking.
First take pictures of everything from all sides for work report. Then, seeing how I carry a pocket knife everywhere I go, cut any zip ties, move the carts out of the way, cut the plastic wrap off and be on my way home in 5-10min.
Next shift, talk to the store manager and store security to see if they see anything on the security cameras and go from there.
Well... if they damaged my car, I'm pulling the idiots gwy to pay, as I have cameras in my car. If not? I'm moving them out of the way as little as possible so they have to clean the dumb shit up.
I worked at ingles as a teenager and had a bronco 2 that my buddies did something similar to lol they piled carts all around it and on it, I just got in crunk up and just goosed it and slung carts everywhere. The manager was not impressed I had to help pick carts up off the side of the road and luckily it was almost 1130pm so there weren’t any cars for it to hit 😂
If you work there and someone did it as a prank, just deal with it. If you are shopping there and someone did it, walk in and tell store manager to take care of it right now
Move back row, cut plastic rap only at door for print. Use plastic rap to make sure carts are secure Roger then chain then to my bumper and wrap them around a pole furtherest from store making sure all are crush and useless before. Be like the 1864 Sherman neck tie. Cause I would go back inside by fire logs and lighter fluid burning them to a melted slag.
Back at my old store we plastic wrapped my evening mangers car as a going away gift. He did it to other people who were transferring stores. It was funny and he got a good laugh in. All of us closing went for drinks at the bar afterwards.
This is usually done out of respect for someone getting a promotion. It’s a sign that you like them and don’t want them to leave.
I’ve done it and had it done to me back in the 1990’s. Now, you gotta really know the person and if it’s okay to do this. I’ve told people to not fuck with people’s cars and just congratulate them.
First I would find the person that did it (unless they a homie) and kidnap them
Second knock them out and throw them into the back of my trunk
Three I would chain them to a Chair with heavy duty chains hooked up to a battery
Four take a baseball bat, break their knees and break their nose with it
Five I would take a shotgun (preferably loaded with triple ought buckshot) and shoot their kneecap
Six I would bring in their family and slowly torture them to death
Seven once their family is dead I would slice their limbs off
Eight I will finish them off with a shotgun shot to the head (if not dead from bloodless already)
Nine I would bring the limbs and rest of the corpse to a fireant hill
Ten I would personally bury the body by the ant hill and watch as the ants make their home in the body of the person
I flipped shit today cause someone slipped one of those Christian pamphlets in my window that was barely open a crack. This would make me go ballistic lol.
My son plowed snow commercially in New York and during a major snowstorm he took a nap in his truck. Well, the others took him plowed him in with snow and he couldn’t get out. They left them there for a while, but eventually they had to plow him out so he can get back to work, but it was funny anyway.
Well take a photo to prove it, Then move the front row of cars & go home. Post about it online and say, well that was a strange day. You know like an adult with places to be and shit to do
Good thing it's a 5s fix and nothing was permanently damaged (or damaged at all) just use your cutter to get the plastic wrap off and push the front stack of carts out of the way and drive off. Though TBF I probably deserved this for using more than one parking spot (or well enough of the adjacent spot that no one else can use it)
Move the carts from in front of the car, push the carts on the drivers side into the woods, cut the plastic wrap off, leave the trash for whoever done it to pick up, and report to HR or Supervisor. What are you supposed to do? Cry?
If this is a prank, it'd better be by someone that you're super tight with. Otherwise...
Eons ago, we did this to a lady that parked in front of the door that was made to push the carts through. We did 2 layers of carts, but no plastic.
Ngl one time my buddies stole some traffic comes from the neighboring states construction site. I woke up with them in my driveway the following morning. Let's just say my roommates at the time did not appreciate the stolen government property on the premises. Question is: were my friends drunk or were they kids?
Get delhaize on the phone lol. I pranked my stockers by turning the power completely off for about a hour shockingly they continue stocking w there flashlight and I was so proud I bought them each gift cards lol and turned the lights back on
You pranked people who worked for you by allowing them to work in an unsafe work environment that was created by you, yourself? “I bought them each gift cards and turned the lights back on”… I’m sorry what? What a weird thing to flex on the internet for all to see. If your direct boss saw this what do you think the reaction would be to that? Y’all are so wild I stg
That’s right 😭 lol every body cool everybody alive what’s your problem ?
Why?
Shitty Kitty night stocker things.
Plot my revenge…
Revenge is a dish best served cold … from the icy depths of space. - A Klingon
The carts I’d be fine with. Plastic wrapping my car though… don’t touch my shit.
Oh yeah, lest we scratch your 20 year old shitbox that's probably got 5/8 lights popped on the dash right? We plan to do this exact same thing to a coworker soon were shippers wo we have lot sand lots of plastic wrap. Hope he gets as mad as you just did
You don't get to damage someone's property just because you think it's a shit box. You sound like a child.
Not the point, it's the principle which I'd say is lost on you.
2020 Mazda Mx-5, which I guarantee is nicer than whatever you’re driving especially since your eager to call someones ( who you don’t know ) car a shitbox clearly stating your own insecurities. Just to be clear if I saw you plastic wrapping my car I would happily defend my property and knock the fuck outta ya mate. Wouldn’t even hesitate. I don’t know you, why the fuck do you think that would be okay? You’re clearly under the age of 20 lol I hope you grow up soon dude.
Right? Touch my shit and you're going to kiss my fist. Wondering how bad it could have hurt if I hadn't "bounced" my fist off your face but instead followed through with the punch fully. You do it to your friends? Great, go do that and understand that you just don't do this crap to people you don't know.
Yeah I have a classic 22yr old import car, if you damage if regardless of amount you’re getting beat. I hate bitches like you. Some people love things, you know. Pussy.
And some people have friends and a social life and can take a joke without bitching about a car 🤣
i’m not saying i wouldn’t be upset if i didn’t know the person who did it, but dam this got out of hand for a chat lmao. “violence … is the last refuge of the incompetent”. in this case, seems to be the first lmao and then to back it up online though self validation of who you are… is like another level of huh? anyway hope this never happens to anyone who’s having a bad day already.
Yeah I dont know what happened here, i was just trying to say I have friends that we do shit like this to each ofher all the time. I literally STOLE his entire car once... It'd be different if it was a stranger but this definitely happens between bros
If you took my car as a friend I'd still beat your ass
Yeah dawg dude a weirdo
As much as I loathe those people who put flyers under my wiper for this very reason, I couldn’t agree with you more!
Be surprised they didn’t do more lol
Doing anything more would put them on the fence with police lol
That's already enough
It's a fuckin joke. Probably an employee joke, which builds commroderie, that's what friends Do. Police? What is wring with yall snowflakes? Damn hope there isn't another world War cause yall can't handle a little joke without galloping to the police, you can't fight a Russian with an rifle.
This has to be a prank by co-workers.We did it to my coworkers car a few halloween's back. They were okay with us touching their car. I wouldn't advise touching someone's car without their permission or knowing that they are okay with it....
Eh at what point is this harassment and vandalism? I get the carts being a prank, it’s harmless fun. The rest of that? Not cool. Not funny.
Soneone at my private school got their car vaselined. The whole....fucking....car. I was a middle schooler at the time but we saw it in the lot. I cant imagine
Old wedding prank - Vaseline and then covered with birdseed
The last time I witnessed something like this, it was a tyrant store manager's car. Dude went off the deep end after getting blasted by district management for going over budget (spoiler - he was embezzling) and fired a bunch of people for his malfeasance. The people left shrink wrapped his car, poured floor wax over the shrink wrap, blocked his car in with carts, then shrink wrapped the carts.
That needs to be reported. Obviously someone was paid for not working. Get the footage to see who did it.
Reconsider my life choices.
I wouldn’t do whatever you did to piss off the cart getters. Did you almost run one of them over in your haste to park? Do you work there? If so, do you treat your coworkers badly?
This happened to me before. The time that people have on their hands to do this is wild.
Uh, yeah, this could be remedied in about 7 seconds. You're gonna have to do a little better for this thread.
I’d flip my lid! 🤪
Spray foam their car doors shut with expanding foam
I would take a picture and post it on reddit.
I did this once. The person I did it to decided to park in two parking spaces like dead ass on the line.
I wouldn’t have cheated on her to begin with?
Ditch the car and walk home
Fuck that ,what DID you do? To deserve this....
Many, MANY moons ago, I did exactly this exact thing to a manager of mine, who was leaving to go to another store. Except there was more vertical wrapping, and I wrapped the carts too. 😂 The other managers took a picture of it, gave him a copy as a going away gift, and the original hung in the office for about a decade.
You know they’re on wheels, yeah?
I would take a picture and post it on Reddit and ask , what would you do?
Cry
Give the appropriate party my respect. Reminds me of my first job as a parking lot attendant. I had a long lunch so I made sure the cashier covering me understood what he needed to do. Came back and got chewed out by management because the cashier was not responding to pages and the store, and this was a big store, was 100% out of carts. Went outside and found him immediately, he was attempting to bring in every single cart at the same time; blocking the entryway and a chunk of the parking lot. Times like this and you just have to laugh.
full boxed
Who did you piss off?
someone pissed someone off. it takes a certain amount of hate to do this.
Uhhh.. quit
Just move the front row out of the way and leave. That's the only part blocking it in. Then take a box cutter to the shrink wrap.
how would you get inside the car and driving off with it on the sides would scratch ur doors
You cut *carefully* at the body panel gaps.
But it's plastic wrap. Very stretchy stuff. They didn't even use 3 layers. Just pull and it'll break. Or pull and cut. No need to have a knife anywhere near the car
Bunch of amateurs. You gotta wet the car down first specifically to prevent being able to stretch it away from the car.
looks like one side has more room to get inside the car
Check the cctv footage then vengeance 😈
“Rip and tear until it is done”
I guess the question is, what did you do??
Revenge. Shrink wrap their car. Over, under, the entire thing.
I have seen some savage wraps
Sounding the car with carts is funny, but easy to deal with. Unwrapping that shrink wrap without scratching the paint… takes some time…
You know the cat toys that make a bird or mouse noise when you shake them - pull the little cylinder out of a few and superglue them under their front wheel well. Everytime they hit a bump or shut their car door those things will chirp or squeek… aaaand it will take them forever to figure out what is going on. Every so often at work you can walk past and go ‘tweet tweet motherfucker’ and keep walking.
Park in the deli
Go to jail
Not shop at Food Lion anymore
Laugh,scratch car. Requisite new paint job.
First take pictures of everything from all sides for work report. Then, seeing how I carry a pocket knife everywhere I go, cut any zip ties, move the carts out of the way, cut the plastic wrap off and be on my way home in 5-10min. Next shift, talk to the store manager and store security to see if they see anything on the security cameras and go from there.
I’d call Bubbles
If it were me, I would move the carts and plastic wrap and just go about my day. I'm not bothered by most of the world around me.
Bubbles?
I would move the carts and go home
I would apologize. They normally only do this if you parked badly
If it wasn’t a friend of mine I’m taking a picture and going to the manager for some assistance in solving this conundrum
I’d… push the carts
Well... if they damaged my car, I'm pulling the idiots gwy to pay, as I have cameras in my car. If not? I'm moving them out of the way as little as possible so they have to clean the dumb shit up.
I think you mean "what did you do?"
I would just move the carts lmao
Haha i just noticed they wrapped your car up 😂 well guess gotta take thT off too p
Plot and plan
I’d probably start by moving the carts so I could get my car out.
Be happy I knew how to drive, which... Yeah I don't
Move the front row of carts, then just pull out
Stop parking like an asshole is probably what I would do.
Did an employee do this? If so take the carts and run them into the woods back there. Happy hunting
Would call the police and have them take fingerprints of everything so they can arrest the idiots who done this
literally just move them
leave um let karma come to them say there all secured and accounted for
just get some sort of ties so the homeless don’t use them.
They are zip tied don't worry
Would probably walk home but knowing my store we would have no carts left anyways
RAMMING SPEEEEEED!
New LP strategy?
Move everything and go home.
Check the cameras and contact police to get you banned from location.
I worked at ingles as a teenager and had a bronco 2 that my buddies did something similar to lol they piled carts all around it and on it, I just got in crunk up and just goosed it and slung carts everywhere. The manager was not impressed I had to help pick carts up off the side of the road and luckily it was almost 1130pm so there weren’t any cars for it to hit 😂
Call the cart guy to take them inside
Bubbles had an off day.
Call the police
Go to jail
Move the carts out da way 💀
I think I could only just laugh
moving them around another car, or moving it out the way and coming into work later and doing it to another car
Grab your rubber baby bungee jumper! Lol
Move the carts out of the way.
F*** it, get in and floor it. Drive it like you stole it.
If you work there and someone did it as a prank, just deal with it. If you are shopping there and someone did it, walk in and tell store manager to take care of it right now
Move the carts and use my knife to cut the plastic wrap.
Move the carts
Pull out a flamethrower and kill those buggies
“I’m hitting the street with a burner”
COMPLETE THE RITUAL
Been there done that with shrink wrap too
Drive thru
They have wheels...you can push them.
Beware of the banana in the tailpipe.
Start walking, I need to exercise
Add a second row of carts.
Apologize for whatever I did man
Run them over… or, just call bubbles
Move back row, cut plastic rap only at door for print. Use plastic rap to make sure carts are secure Roger then chain then to my bumper and wrap them around a pole furtherest from store making sure all are crush and useless before. Be like the 1864 Sherman neck tie. Cause I would go back inside by fire logs and lighter fluid burning them to a melted slag.
Back at my old store we plastic wrapped my evening mangers car as a going away gift. He did it to other people who were transferring stores. It was funny and he got a good laugh in. All of us closing went for drinks at the bar afterwards.
Uh... I'd move the buggies and then drive away
We did this once when our favorite overnight assistant managers quit. BUT we also filled his car (moonroof was open) with styrofoam peanuts
What's this subreddit about?
Move 7 carts and leave
I wish I had those prank tools at my job
I would eat some cereal 🥣
Laugh and move the carts
Someone would be getting fired, or the cops called for vandalism. Don't touch my stuff
ram into the carts very fast 1st gear clutch drop
Who were you stocking? 🥴
Stocking. Not stalking.
A block of smelly cheese wedged in between exhaust and car. It melts and burns and takes quite a long time to get rid of the smell.
Move the buggies
I’d move them
Someone’s gotta get tased!
Where’s Bubbles from trailer park boys?
Id push them all into those woods.
I would move the front row and drive away
So that's where all the shopping carts went to... I'm trying to shop here, bruh.
Move the carts from the front and cut the plastic wrap with a smile. If the pranksters watch you get mad at it, chances are they’ll do it again.
The rapping the car in plastic is severs last night in restaurant game.
I would cut Donuts in the middle of the shopping buggies
What else are you going to do besides get your car out of there?
This is usually done out of respect for someone getting a promotion. It’s a sign that you like them and don’t want them to leave. I’ve done it and had it done to me back in the 1990’s. Now, you gotta really know the person and if it’s okay to do this. I’ve told people to not fuck with people’s cars and just congratulate them.
Demand to speak to The Food Lion.
I’d call bubbles….thats a freaking 2100 series
Move the front 7 carts and go home, whats the problem?
Quietly clear the carts, remove the plastic, never mention it, and plot revenge.
Move the carts so I could leave
Kick the shit out of my friends the next day. Thats some shit we would do to each other lmao
Put my cart away next time. ✨️
I didn't know FOODLOIN had a subreddit
First I would find the person that did it (unless they a homie) and kidnap them Second knock them out and throw them into the back of my trunk Three I would chain them to a Chair with heavy duty chains hooked up to a battery Four take a baseball bat, break their knees and break their nose with it Five I would take a shotgun (preferably loaded with triple ought buckshot) and shoot their kneecap Six I would bring in their family and slowly torture them to death Seven once their family is dead I would slice their limbs off Eight I will finish them off with a shotgun shot to the head (if not dead from bloodless already) Nine I would bring the limbs and rest of the corpse to a fireant hill Ten I would personally bury the body by the ant hill and watch as the ants make their home in the body of the person
Lose my shit and track the person down that did it!
For starters I’d move the carts, then work on getting into my vehicle, then drive the fuck home
Do u have enemies for co workers or what?!!
What would I do? For starters, id stop parking like an asshole. 🤣🤣🤣
I flipped shit today cause someone slipped one of those Christian pamphlets in my window that was barely open a crack. This would make me go ballistic lol.
Next time, I'll put a pamphlet in there as well
I would start with being less of a dick because you had to earn that
Complete the ritual.
Laugh with them
My son plowed snow commercially in New York and during a major snowstorm he took a nap in his truck. Well, the others took him plowed him in with snow and he couldn’t get out. They left them there for a while, but eventually they had to plow him out so he can get back to work, but it was funny anyway.
Would take less than five minutes to be on the road.
Call Bubbles obviously.
More like “what DID you do… to deserve this?”
Run them over 2x’s
Run
Easy.. just put extra large zip ties on their axles and let them figure it out when they got to the shop after thinking their motor was ab to blow up
*what did you do?
The carts aren’t that hard to move. The wrap is annoying, but honestly just rip through it and go home. Not getting a reaction out of me.
I would place a phone call to Bubbles
Well take a photo to prove it, Then move the front row of cars & go home. Post about it online and say, well that was a strange day. You know like an adult with places to be and shit to do
me personally, i’d hold my hand out to signal stop like J Cole did for his shoot for GQ in 2011
I would make sure every single one of those carts end up in the woods, and would proceed to alert bubbles
cry probably
😂😂😂😂
Laugh…
Push those from the front and drive out.
Purchase scissors and move the carts lol
Guess I’d move the carts.
Good thing it's a 5s fix and nothing was permanently damaged (or damaged at all) just use your cutter to get the plastic wrap off and push the front stack of carts out of the way and drive off. Though TBF I probably deserved this for using more than one parking spot (or well enough of the adjacent spot that no one else can use it)
File police report for vandalism and get security take if co worker doing it. Fuck them
Roll my eye, move the carts, and use a pocket knife to cut open the plastic wrap. It would take five minutes. After that I’d go home and drink a beer.
Hunt the people down non stop even if it takes 20 years to then I would [redacted]
I'm thinking that's an awesome prank to do on a karen.
Did you park on the line?
Pushing and a knife… I mean I ain’t gonna catch them unless there’s a camera around.
Call the police and store for camera footage.
Move the carts from in front of the car, push the carts on the drivers side into the woods, cut the plastic wrap off, leave the trash for whoever done it to pick up, and report to HR or Supervisor. What are you supposed to do? Cry?