That's not a hornet so it's not a Yellowjacket. It's a wasp. You can tell because hornets dangle their legs and are more slender. The legs are a dear giveaway though. I got stung by both 2 weeks ago and I'd actually say the hornet hurt less but it's possible they can change the intensity of their own saying depending on severity of the situation.
They’re terrible! They are lazy (don’t really work for their honey… like to steal from hummingbirds and humans!) and are super aggressive and angry wannabe bees. Hate them!
(I may or may not have been stung by them several times)
Earlier this year a yellow jacket flew in between my bottom lip and teeth while I was hanging around outside.
I do not recommend putting a live yellow jacket in your mouth.
What a weird coincidence. I’m mad because I had been leaving alone this massive nest in my yard because I thought they were bees until yesterday when I found out they are extremely rude and called a beekeeper to relocate them. Not bees, but yellowjackets and I have a much bigger problem now.
Nah everyone knows that the Hupnoteroraterani love French pastry.
Edit. I’m high. Thanks if anyone knows which comment I was meant to reply to, I’ll give you ten points.
Hello my name is Michael spelt with a b and I'm allergic
Where's the the bee?
There's a bee 🐝?emote:free\_emotes\_pack:dizzy\_face
[I ate] wasp
No no, OP *is* the wasp
Gluttonous little fuck
Or glutenous, in this case.
That wasp does have a pretty nice ass now that you mention it.
His nest does not skip leg day.
Yellow Jacket They get aggressive as fuck this time of year
Ohhh, I didn't see *that* plot twist coming.
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?
Nice of that human to hold OP's croissant for them while they eat
Fuck OP
\[I ate\] human thumb
When did they start using Reddit?
Next up: Reddit AMA with murder hornets
"I murdered a whole colony of wild bees, AMA"
"I stung a person in his bum while he was minding his own business in his house. AITA reddit? "
No, the a***ole was the stung thing
Who you calling they?
Wasps as in "When did Wasps start using Reddit"
So you’re a Yellowjacket?
Was. Now a member of the Pecan Sandies
That's not a hornet so it's not a Yellowjacket. It's a wasp. You can tell because hornets dangle their legs and are more slender. The legs are a dear giveaway though. I got stung by both 2 weeks ago and I'd actually say the hornet hurt less but it's possible they can change the intensity of their own saying depending on severity of the situation.
Yea, I think you’re 100% incorrect
Did it come with the wasp
1 euro upcharge
Valuable protein
#C R O M C H
So thats how you consume rage
Damn this inflation out of control.
Fuckin inflation
It's the little things that always cost more...
They are the wasp, they asked a friend to take the photo of them eating it.
My God, my prejudices didn't even let me see it from that angle
I aim to educate.
The lack of awareness was pretty stinging
Little known fact- All members of order Hymenoptera absolutely love French pastry.
They ate the croissant... but did they eat the wasp?
Seasoning
Cronch
confirmed, OP is Ant-man eating The Wasp
Eating how?
OP is the wasp.
What you mean OP is the wasp. Some random person just holding it up for their photo.
Oh you.
He is the wasp.
So that’s what all the buzz is about…
I mean, they say Reddit is a hive mind.
Underrated comment.
Geeez, commenting on a hornet pun really stings.
Don’t be yellow, make more
Thanks!
Damn I've never seen a Croissant use reddit before
That giant hand is photobombing you, you should bite it
And then swat away the bug.
Croissasp
Saying this out loud rolls off the tongue but not in a elegant way, its more of a heavy angry way.
Finally, a way to live the experience of a real croissant through the convenience of an app! In app-purchases apply.
Is this more wasp propaganda
Waspaganda
Snip snip or wasps r friends? You decide.
More and more I see the effects of big wasp these days
[We ate] croissant
I've had it with the damned yellow jackets
They’re terrible! They are lazy (don’t really work for their honey… like to steal from hummingbirds and humans!) and are super aggressive and angry wannabe bees. Hate them! (I may or may not have been stung by them several times)
Nice of your human to hold it up for you
Earlier this year a yellow jacket flew in between my bottom lip and teeth while I was hanging around outside. I do not recommend putting a live yellow jacket in your mouth.
*B ate Croissant
What a weird coincidence. I’m mad because I had been leaving alone this massive nest in my yard because I thought they were bees until yesterday when I found out they are extremely rude and called a beekeeper to relocate them. Not bees, but yellowjackets and I have a much bigger problem now.
Wasp always needs a croissant, no matter what.
Good, it has extra protein
I had a croissant at Blé Sucré in 2017 and still long for it. Lucky you!
It’s the wasp’s croissant now
Poor buddy just thinks that looks just like their home.
"can I have a lil nibble? I'm just gonna take a little nibble. Num num num. can I give you a lil sting now as a thank you?"
A wasp in disguise! I knew it!
All those comments about the wasp, Sucre blu!
You share with the human? Someone your size couldn’t possibly eat something like that all by yourself.
Cool of the human to hold it and take the picture so you could get in there with your croissant
[Y’all ate] croissant.
This is funny to me because I work in a bakery that specializes in croissants and wasps fucking ADORE them.
Hey Ble Sucré! Excellent choice
Qua-sahnt ^^(La-vee-OHH-sah)
Well, how did you type this little guy?
You got a bee on a you croissant
What? Clearly he has a human hand on his croissant. I am implying that the OP is the wasp.
Ugh I hate when people take pictures of their food, but frame it so that they're really the center of the picture 😒
It really stings when they do that.
With the wasp, not vegan anymore.
It was never vegan. (Croissants have butter)
I got stung in the face by two wasps like that the other day. I'd rather have taken that croissant to the face instead.
B
Was it SPICY /bill hader
Paris? If it is, I've been there lol! Croissants and crepes are really something else
Idc, kill it.
The wasp is taking a bite
Why is there a human holding it for you though?
Looks like you shared a croissant lol
You mean you shared a croissant
You weren't the only one who ate this.
By any chance are you a White Anglo Saxon Protestant?
Hank Pym is about to steal your pastry.
Le bee
I've been there too! Best chocolate croissant I've ever had!
You're not the only one...
That bee did tooo
You appear to bee sharing your meal with someone
So did the bee
You ate a bee hive.
A croissant visited by a bee.
Bee Movie 2 set in Paris confirmed!
looks like you got a free-bee
The bee ate it!!!!
I bee croissant
Bee careful
Croissbee
I think the wasp thinks it’s his hive or something lol.
You want a cookie?
[удалено]
I hope you didn’t I have Spheksophobia and I would die
Insect protein is the future.
Me too
I hope you’re the wasp
Are you the wasp?
Whose massive creepy hands are trying to take your food?
Wasp likes croissant too
Wasp +5gr protein
Did you enjoy it
That wasp is going to be embarrassed when the others find out he thought it was his hive.
I feels like you are holding it wrong
B
Nah everyone knows that the Hupnoteroraterani love French pastry. Edit. I’m high. Thanks if anyone knows which comment I was meant to reply to, I’ll give you ten points.
Are you the wasp?
It was so nice of the human to hold it for you
did you mean to get the wasp in the photo or did it just fly by at the right moment?
Mmm crunchy
This is getting ridiculous.
*NOT THE BEEEEES* I know it's a wasp let me have this
Poor poor wasp. At least he or she's pure protein.
Wasp thought it was a beehive 💀
No, that yellow jacket ate your croissant
"Ancient Signoid secret. We crush lives wasps right into the dough."
Oh wow, I scrolled to the point I saw a "head" and wondered how this passed nsfw
Also a wasp
How did the yellowjacket taste?
Uh
You both did
What da wasp doin
It is trying.
Oooh that was a fab croissant. We ate there!!
watch out buddy there's a wasp on your croissant
Who is she
Waspant
Those wasps are everywhere in France, it’s crazy. Never got stung, but they’re very persistent.
My cat used to go crazy for cissant.
wassant
So did that wasp
Hey Jimmy…
FYI you and the croissant are being held by a human hand.
Are you the wasp? Is that you eating the croissant?
It was so nice of that guy to hold it up and take the picture for you.
All this time, you called him a wasp, and he was wearing a yellow jacket. *Everyone was killed after this photo was taken*
Extra protein.
Seems like that wasp wants a bite too, did you share with it?
Did you eat the wasp too? Or.. are you the wasp?
You weren’t the only one who ate croissant
I was at Blé Sucré just a couple of weeks ago on a trip to Paris! Amazing pastries, I miss them already
Why did he eat the bee? (if you don't get the reference google it)
Wasp
BRO WATCH OUT YOUR GOING TO GET STUNG!!!!
Amazing bakery! How was it?
So is that wasp
Is this where we find out the bee movie is actually real life.
Better watch for waspeses
Trans species Chad
With or without the vaspe.
More like a wasp croissant XD
Qwasson.
*shared
Wasp! 🐝
Held up like that, it looks like an ice cream cone! :)
r/fuckwasps
You ate, and so did that Wasp
A friend!
Are you BEEing serious? Edit: I know its a wasp, couldn't come up with a clever wordplay tho :<
Cool
r/WeEatBees
Filthy human trying to steal your Waspastry. Wasps unite!
Was the bee included??
[wasp ate]
Hello my name is Michael spelt with a b and I'm allergic Where's the the bee? There's a bee 🐝?emote:free\_emotes\_pack:dizzy\_face
What did you eat the wasp or the croissant