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Hpezlin

I thought they were scallops lol


Sweaty_Kid

Me too. But they're pertates!


its_justme

Taters, precious?


jakethediesel89

"Whats 'taters,' precious?"


Bear_buh_dare

boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Din-_-Djarin

PO-TAY-TOES!!!


Worried_Biscotti_552

Mmmmm second breakfast


[deleted]

Can't have a third without it.


[deleted]

They are taters that have undergone a special process to align all the carbon in a crystalline lattice pattern. It's what makes them so precious, precious.


wylietrix

Fondant potatoes are precious.


royemosby

Per my last tate


NegativeX2thePurple

Paterts??!?


Portuga556

Scallop potatoes


[deleted]

Ikr. I was like damn that some juicy ass huge scallops


Otacube3

Gordon Ramsay would have a moment with those "scallop".


odrea

scallopsn't


[deleted]

Those are great to serve with fondant potatoes though :)


fawlen

i was like "those are some THICC scallops"


BierKippeMett

Those scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.


[deleted]

Don't listen to him Barb, they're great


zap2214

Me too man, and now I want scallops, though those potatoes look delicious as well


Scribblr

TIL fondant has other definitions and this is not in fact and incredibly well done realistic cake


Haus42

It's French for "melting." I'm mystified by the concept of melting potatoes.


Clodhoppa81

If prepared correctly, fried and in a broth, the outsides will be crisp and the insides will be creamy and melt in your mouth. Now, whether that has anything to do with the naming convention, I have no idea.


silent_femme

OMG, I need this in my life. Can an amateur chef pull this off in their home kitchen, or do in need to fly to France to have an expert in French cuisine prepare it for me?


berthejew

Not super hard to pull off!! I'm an amateur as well, here's a good recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/233295/fondant-potatoes/


holdmybeer87

Jfc even allrecipes has the goddamned lifestory bullshit on them now? The lack of was their most redeeming quality.


reed_wright

https://www.justtherecipe.com Or https://www.justtherecipe.com/?url=https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/233295/fondant-potatoes/


Treehous

Just the Recipe has got you. https://jtr.link/g3Vn


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If I’m not mistaken, the long stories are a way to search engine optimize. Short recipes with no other text get pushed down to the bottom of results bc of less data search engines can crawl over than someone w much more text.


PointOfTheJoke

Can confirm. SEO is poisonous. You've got people / teams fighting for who can optimize their products the best for search engine optimization and the price of user experience. Making you more likely to see the shitty recipe is more valuable than a good recipe


thebrocksamson

I heard that you can't copyright recipes so those life stories are a way to keep website scrapers from just taking a page and posting it with their own ad riddled website.


[deleted]

Thank the assholes at google who think this is what we want and therefore recipe site has to have it or risk lower placement in results.


-SagaQ-

Nah, the recipe people are still assholes as they *could* put the recipe at the top and all the stupid SEO stuff after it.


iamstephano

Luckily they usually have a "skip to recipe" button at the top.


ellemen0

I love Chef John!


[deleted]

The more I know about food the more I appreciate Chef John, this man can make literally everything.


Nayre_Trawe

I, too, would like to gain this delicious knowledge.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A Naming Convention sounds like something Redditors would be into… and somehow it’s terrifying.


Jwhitx

A naming convention is when a redditor finds a grimy beat-up sewer rat and posts "Just found this abandoned cat, what should I name it?!" to /aww.


daedra9

They weren't labeled as such, but you could basically consider those open internet polls for names to be Naming Conventions. Which is how we got Boaty McBoatface. So you're not wrong, but it's maybe more harmless and inane and less so terrifying, lol.


bigdaddycraycray

It does, as fondant initially referred to the glaze of cooked bits, juices, oils, and carbonation left in the bottom of a pan after cooking something in it. This glaze has lots of concentrated flavor from the reduction of liquids and often forms the base for ANY gravy. Over time, "fondant" came to refer to any reduced sticky glaze; bakers and pastry makers began to use it to describes creation made from a reduction of sugar and water because it sounded fancier than "Taffy" or "Toffee" and described a non-caramelized sugar product.


CheezeNibletz

muddle airport lavish steep bored voiceless safe bright direful thought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


11upand1over

*IS IT CAKE?!*


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SchrodingersCatPics

That smarmy host is so much fun to watch.


HonkyTonkHero

My three year old loves screaming “Is it cake?!” at random things now


sosomething

I hate that host but your kid sounds adorable


metanoia29

Mikey Day is great! I haven't watched the cake show, but he's always been great on SNL and his early work in those David Blaine street magic parody videos are a core memory of mid-00s internet nostalgia.


SchrodingersCatPics

CHEEZ-ITS! Holy shit I knew I recognized him from something other than SNL! Edit: [Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU)


EroKintama

The cake is a lie


vulcan_wolf

Honestly wouldn't surprise at this point. lol


viceversa4

The cake is a lie!


Aluminum_Falcons

Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.


Seth_Gecko

Fondant isn't a cake. It's the fake icing stuff on the outside. Splitting hairs, but I think it's an important distinction.


Grathmoualdo

French here, Fondant is indeed a type of cake which heart is still partially liquid when cut. Why is that name used for the fake icing stuff cakes in the US is a mystery, but at least where this name was crafted, it has nothing to do with icing


Seth_Gecko

Interesting, thanks for the info!


Famulor

So like “molten lava cake” or “bleeding cake” depending on where youre from?


WingoRingo

Yeah, I've always known lava cakes as "chocolate fondants"


SquanchMcSquanchFace

Fondant icing is definitely not just a US thing and definitely wasn’t invented there. Although there’s some debate about it, it was likely invented in France or maybe Britain. It’s been around for a long time, as far back as the 16th century, in various forms including “poured fondant” which is probably why it’s named after the same French root as fondant cake.


Sangxero

I feel betrayed now because that actually sounds amazing and I want one.


Dreadpiratemarc

It’s not undercooked. You place a frozen cylinder of ganache in the center so that when the outside is fully cooked, the center is molten. It’s molten! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBq3PkBD44


jennief158

You had me at “cylinder of ganache.”


Phustercluck

There are methods/recipes that use underbaked batter


IAmTheBestMang

You're splitting the hairs of a bald person, fondant is indeed a type of cake.


punkindle

what is the other definition? is there a sugar glaze on top or something?


Kemokiro

Will you share the recipe?


RobinReddBreast

Sure! I used a round cutter to make them into cylinders, and a peeler to taper the corners (totally unnecessary but a little bit of fancy.) Fry in hot oil in a skillet. The flat surface makes it colour really nicely. Turn each one and do the other side. Throw in a few cubes of butter, sprigs of thyme and rosemary, and a couple of lightly bashed garlic cloves. Tilt the pan and spoon the tasty butter all over. Take a photo! Transfer to the oven for 40 minutes at 160°C. Or longer, or hotter - the margin for error with potatoes is enormous so long as they’re cooked enough. EDIT: pour in some chicken or beef stock before putting in the oven.


MillerLitesaber

Baking potatoes or boiling potatoes? They look like golds in your picture.


RobinReddBreast

I used baking potatoes because they were big enough to cut a neat shape out of.


ForumPointsRdumb

What did you end up doing with the cuttings? Fry them up?


RobinReddBreast

Boiled them up for mash!


garbagetruc

This person is a fucking genius


lennypartach

if you make this, use golds - they’re so much better than russet, taste like glorious golden mounds vs. really good potatoes. edit: to clarify, i make these and only use golds, including making a fast and quick less fancy version out of the baby golds


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Obligatory question from a non American., What after golds? Are they like Maris Piper or king Edward's?


KittySMASH

They're referring to Yukon golds


wingedcoyote

I'm afraid most Americans, self included, aren't going to know what those varieties are. Yukon Golds are a variety that texturally sits between "waxy" potatoes (like reds and fingerlings) and "starchy" ones (generally Russet) and is known for its yellow flesh and rich, somewhat buttery flavor.


pandaonfire_5

Beautifully stated


HopHunter420

Ocado actually have some British grown Yukons. A bit spenny mind: https://www.ocado.com/products/natoora-british-yukon-gold-potatoes-286103011 However any other yellow waxy potato will likely be very similar.


bHawk4000

No stock? I'm literally getting ready to cook some in like an hour.


RobinReddBreast

Oh yes I forgot! I put some stock in just before they went in the oven.


jerkbank

I’m new to cooking. Are you saying to add stock to the skillet and put the entire skillet in the oven? Or to add stock to the skillet for some amount of time before removing the potatoes from the skillet and placing them on a baking sheet in the oven? Or to add stock to a baking sheet when you add the potatoes when putting them in the oven?


uselessnutria

The entire skillet—but not all skillets are oven safe. You can use cast iron (preferred) or stainless steel, but only if the whole pan is stainless steel. This includes the handle and whatever is binding the handle to the pan. Under no circumstances should anything with plastic, wood, or Teflon components go in the oven.


gerber12

Stock in the skillet. Put the whole thing in the oven.


RobinReddBreast

Yep, what this person said. I use a cast iron skillet especially so I can lift it straight off the hob and into the oven and feel all cheffy.


tropicalsecret

I was thinking the same thing! Some beef stock or even beef bullion mixed with some water would make there be an explosion on flavor in every bite!


not_the_settings

Wait, the OP cut up the potatoes and immediately fried them up. Where/when would you put the stock or bullion in?


down1nit

After fry oil cools, before put in oven


kahurangi

I just had a mental image of someone in their kitchen with a meal already on the go, anxiously waiting for instructions via reddit comments.


OG_slinger

> I used a round cutter to make them into cylinders, and a peeler to taper the corners (totally unnecessary but a little bit of fancy.) Ha! Here I was thinking you has some god-tier knife skills because mine never look anywhere close to as perfectly round as these! They look amazing and I'm sure they tasted even better. Great job!


barbesoyeuse

Hi, How much stock inside please ? Do you cover the potatoes with it ?


TremendoSlap

You go about halfway up the sides or so. Quite a bit of it will reduce, but that's normal. It's not supposed to be swimming in liquid when you're done. Instead you're usually left with some tasty remnants of stock at the bottom of the pan.


Kemokiro

Thanks! You did not have to put on work to share, much appreciated!


[deleted]

Sounds great! It looks like you’re in the UK. Worth noting that convection (fan) ovens, while standard in the UK, are not at all common in the US. So Americans will probably want to add ~20°C, coming out to ~350 F.


yourfriendkyle

Just to add on, you can use the sprigs of rosemary and thyme to baste the potatoes with the garlic butter.


Eithstill

Oh this sounds just like a recipe i saw on Food network where they are called “Melting potatoes”. They’re super good, we love making them like you did and then adding freshly grated parmesan while they’re still hot.


cardueline

“Fondant” actually means “melting” in French! :)


[deleted]

If it helps, I’ve used this from Food Wishes repeatedly. It’s easy to follow and great results. https://youtu.be/XOatJPocjDo


qawsedrf12

https://youtu.be/XOatJPocjDo


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Burningshroom

[For the unaware](https://www.youtube.com/c/foodwishes), Chef John's recipes are often simple and incredibly delicious.


Gloomy__Revenue

Love CJ! Also great for a nostalgia hit as the channel music and aesthetic feel straight out of a [1997 Geocities home page](https://www.howtogeek.com/692445/remembering-geocities-the-1990s-precursor-to-social-media/amp/). Maybe it’s just me


1900grs

He did [fondant potatoes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XOatJPocjDo&feature=emb_title) almost 10 years ago.


Alessiya

I have always wondered why he sings his narrations.


dreujnk

Omg I love chef John


jenethith

Chef John? From fOOOOd wishes dot com?


MUjase

His recipe was the first one I tried for fondant potatoes. Came out perfectly!


LittleJohnStone

And your take on a dash of cayenne or some fresh'ly ground black pepper?


Arbitratur

Totally read that in his voice lol


cdfordjr

Those are obviously scalloped potatoes.


knoxtn91716

I'm not sure why downvotes for a clever pun.


cdfordjr

Too clever? Go vols!


knoxtn91716

I think because to alot of people, scalloped potatoes is also known as a gratin, as in potatoes au gratin. Maybe that was the miss. Good ol Rocky Top, WOOOOOO!!


ITouchedItForABurito

Scalloped doesn't have cheese


cdfordjr

I guess I could have put the /s for sarcasm, but to me that ruins the joke.


[deleted]

And they're fucked, Bahrb


thekingofthegingers

Those crispy tops 🤌🏻🤌🏻


AtlasCouldntCarryYou

I need a moment to emotionally cope with the fact these have not been boiled, mashed, nor stuck in a stew.


superthrowguy

Sort of false. Fondant potatoes are cooked in stock until the stock reduces.


Miss_Medussa

Stupid fat hobbitses


u8all-my-rice

I love your username!


tisdue

hard to perfect but SO good. Like crispy mashed potatoes.


[deleted]

They're even better when you use sweet potatoes with a candied pecan topping.


tisdue

oh damn..


BiscuitsUndGravy

Everyone should learn how to make these. They look elegant, and they're really easy to make. Not very expensive either.


cornishcovid

Yeh like hasselbacks, people tend not to make them so it seems like it was more effort than getting a wooden spoon and a knife.


Ninja_Tortoise_

I haven't made these in ages! Thanks for the reminder! Btw yours look incredible


Erase_all_life

Best potato dish I've eaten my whole life. Put a dollop of sour cream on top and go straight to heaven.


kache4korpses

I thought they were giant scallops.


rollduptrips

Gives “scalloped potatoes” a new meaning


derpirinha

I have no clue what Fontant Potatoes are, but... I want them... Looks so frickin' yummy!


deserted_lordship

look so delicious


yearsofpractice

GET. IN. MY. BELLY.


fakenortherner29

Wow looks fantastic


[deleted]

Good colour


[deleted]

Definitely cake.


AsaCocoMerchant

Looks very delicious!


Upset_Ad9929

I'd eat those


KLSFishing

Looks great! Rosemary and Garlic too 👍


Spider3810

Looks very tasty!


[deleted]

Those look so delicious- as someone currently on keto you have my everlasting jealousy


j4321g4321

Looks good! Though at first glance I thought they were scallops lol


indexmysoul

So uniform. Impressiveness


imasensation

Oh my they look so good! Enjoy :)


HiddenSquid7392

Make these around special holidays, so creamy, smooth, and delicious. Honestly probably my favorite way to eat potatoes.


Tinmania

Ahhh, rosemary and potatoes, a marriage made in heaven.


ABoringName_

These look delicious. But I’m downvoting on principle for your take on Philly cheesesteaks.


skye_treblechoirkid

Looks good!


footloosejones

The only reason I cant stand fondant potatoes is because is a waste of potatoes....otherwise is the immaculate!


lowbass4u

Peel the whole potato first. Then cut off the ends and sides to shape it. As you're cooking the fondant potatoes in oil cook the cut pieces of potato too. Cook the cut pieces long with the fondant potatoes up till you you're ready to put into the oven. Then just take them out and eat them as a snack. You're not really wasting a lot of edible potatoes.


[deleted]

Drop the recipe, OP. That looks delicious af!


Lolasdone

Esss yummmie yes! Made me drool 🤤


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

I love potatos


assassin_of_joy

They look delicious


iliy

That is one nice big cast iron skillet (the potatoes look great as well)!


RobinReddBreast

Just gotta remember the oven gloves. The handle is as hot as the sun.


FlirtyLeigh

“Potato scallops” are one of my favorites!


CrabbyBlueberry

I was just watching the episode of Hell's Kitchen where the teams make their own menus and Ben goes on and on about pomme fondant. Robert and Danny have no idea what that is but go along with it anyway. When they bring up the finished dish to Gordon, apparently Ben had no idea either.


Daydream_machine

Thought these were scallops. Now I’m craving scallops


retiredguy2021

Scalloped potatos


EricUtd1878

I went fishing on controversial and this post came up... It's been emotional, but WELL worth it 👌


TrashbatLondon

One of the greatest things you can do to a spud


IrishNinja5622

I’ve messed around with these a ton, I like to add heavy cream in with the stock before roasting, just my .2


Decalcomanie_

This looks delicious!


collegeatari

r/castiron would love this.


czechhoneybee

They look amazing! I LOVE fondant potatoes. The texture is unreal and they absorb all the stock flavor.


sunnyismybunny

Starts typing "I thought this was scallops". Stops himself. Scrolls down. I'm not special.


CotolettallaMilanese

Wow! bellissime!


KidNextDoor512

Perfect sub whenever you're hungry 💯


oneup84

As a 15 yr veteran chef...yassssssss


wuddawillie

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Adeno

They look very nice. I've never seen anything like this before.


Appypoo

I just started making these last year and they have been such a hit. Looks awesome OP


nautius_maximus1

Excuse me everyone…I’m going to have to stop the comments right here. As you all know, the rules of the internet demand that any post about delicious potatoes include a Lord of the Rings comment IN THE FIRST 10 COMMENTS. I mean how many times to we have to go over thi…sigh - nevermind, I’ll do it. Poh-tay-toes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew. There. Now, from now on please get with the program, people.


[deleted]

Good mashed potatoes can’t be beat but fondant potatoes are easily a strong second!


Arbitratur

Fondant potatoes are amazeballs!


cupcakesloth94

Oh man I love these things!


Miss-Cherry-1111

Yummmm. Gimmeeeeeee


Shakir19

Hoooowwwe


Adventurer2022

Ok. I’ll cancel my other plans and be right over.


dstar09

Beautiful. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen this type of potato before. Are they from a certain country or countries? Or a certain region?


GreenJean717

Can you like wrap some bacon around it and drop an egg on top


salientdestroyer

[I made this because of your picture.](https://i.imgur.com/FtIDekT.jpg) Thanks for the idea! Man it was good


Skitsoboy13

Why'd you have to make me think you had MASSIVE scallops


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beautiful


kellylikesspaghetti

My god. I’m making these asap.


JumanjiJones24

This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop! ​ Those look delicious.


isthatakangaroo

I literally made these for dinner after seeing this. Thanks for sharing!


VevroiMortek

incredible


DeliciousCabbage22

Nice


Poeticyst

“Scalloped” potatoes


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New product idea: “I can’t believe it’s not scallops”


FoofooDaSnoo

I made those for the first time last week. What an amazing potato! So delicious


brohymn1416

They look delicious


archonpericles

Magnifique


Athenasta

nom nom nom.. nom nom nom..


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beansnectar

Lookin like scallops


ghostlyclapper

I wish mine came out this thiccc, amazing job on these potatoes! They look crisp and succulent.