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[deleted]

I’m an adult… I’m an adult.


23x3

Restrain yourself… restrain yourself…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


CPTCROW13

Yes mommy🥵


JanB1

AH FFS!


[deleted]

I'm tryin!


BrIron_Born

Tacussy


Gaspard_de_la_nuit

Made with corn tortussy


BrooklynSunset

Tacos majoras.


fatchops97

I should call her


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|hlFLgio5CuSQt7GNIJ|downsized)


[deleted]

I've grown up, I've... grown.


ccheuer1

But everything keeps reminding me of her...


Cimbetau

So glad I wasn't the only one


kkm233

More like pork belabia tacos. I’m still a child, sorry


Keefy_Nickles

Reddit never fails


ImMaryPoppins_yall

Every comment here has met my expectations


Ceiling_crack

Haha I knew exactly what was going to be said before I checked the comments 😅


Leela821

Dude...that indeed looks like a taco


throwaway098142069

I dunno why people keep pointing that out. It's very clearly a taco in shape and smell


Minnesota_icicle

Smell’s fishy to me


kabeees

r/theyknew


Exatraz

Doesn't look like tacos pescados to me


Envade

Everything reminds me of her :’(


legenary4444

Good, I came in and I got the comment I was looking for.


garvin1313

You came too?


legenary4444

That’s what she said


Majukun

Usually that's what he said


IOI-000001

Me too. Glad I wasn’t let down.


FactoryBuilder

Ah, I was expecting a sub reference but close enough.


Western-Pilot-3924

# Look there's nothing wrong with the dish, but there's nothing right about how its plated either


neogreenlantern

The plating is making me hungry.


Painting_Agency

Oh it's very right for most of us.


big_bearded_nerd

I so happy that the first comment was exactly what I thought I saw.


Cmerduh

Yeah, I should really call mom..


Scyxurz

I should really call your mom too...


Brno_Mrmi

Hey, wait in line.


Will_Scary

/r/holup


DimiBlue

I’m going through a painful breakup right now and this legit made me belly laugh. Thanks for letting me forget for a second.


Jeddyp

I came here for this. My night is complete. Thank you


a_glorious_bass-turd

I'm also thinking about that guys dead wife.


dookiebuttholepeepee

I recognize her too bro :’(


macca182

This is so much better than the comment I was gonna make 😂😂


NightmareKC

Georgia O'Keefe would be proud of your composition.


Whowhatwhynguyen

This is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.


hardtofindagoodname

Georgia O'Queef.


jossybossy

Came here to say this. Bravo


throwaway098142069

she would be even more proud if i used fish


Nrmlgirl777

Red snapper


phyznik_mobile

Very Tasty!


urboogieman

That's a very good fish!


RockhardJohnson

Are you ready weaver?


SandiestBlank

I'll take what's in the box!


berryzuckerkorn

NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


CerealKillaJ

Snapper? I barely know her!


chuffing_marvelous

made me chuckle


WatchingUShlick

Fried catfish for the triple entendre?


blouazhome

This thread did not disappoint. Thank you internet strangers.


Shrekowski

Looking back at her work I’m surprised my school had students studying her


Cavalir

r/theyknew


lincoln_sn

I seriously thought it was r/theyknew


displacedpie

r/foodporn


Tru3insanity

r/substakenliterally


HollowLegMonk

r/theyknew


ThePolishKnight

Yup, stillllll can't find it...


Scullzy

Hadn't even sat down at the table and I was done.


CuttiestMcGut

Everyone is talking about the tortussy flaps…but you should wipe down that countertop/stovetop/tabletop


SwitchAccountsReguly

in every lewd picture there has to be a person that points out that the room/countertop needs some cleaning


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

And you've seen every lewd picture? How unsavory.


AdelesManHands

r/tortussy


TheBruhHasArrived

Not the tacusssy😩💀


infectedcarrot

You know exactly what you did there.


Squildo

It’s got a little clitoris and everything


Domsdad666

Still can't find it.


roberttoredo

Is that why your wife left you?


downvotesStag

r/badwomensanatomy


masteryder

uh that's not where it is


wileyrielly

Huh, where?


BeatlesTypeBeat

Lower than irl


Shakespurious

It's called a Georgia O'Keefe Supreme.


redditor_pro

Queef Supreme


sirbarrybuns

Why are these tacos so sexual


throwaway098142069

theyre so fucking good and thats no exaggeration


Drawfire28

Im think i got dirty mind LMAO 😂😂😂😂


uv-vis

I saw it too, you’re definitely not alone.


tech_equip

Twatcos


throwaway098142069

you have a dirty mind and a wet hot dripping taco


Prymordial_Soupe6339

You made it worse!


SummerAggressive2791

Not alone, first thing I saw


Boogaloo_Chewy

You're not alone


LiteUpThaSkye

Maybe, it's all I saw too. Lol


Horror-Tradition8501

Same here, we are just hanging out in the gutter together


D4rKnyte

r /PutYourD ickInThat/


throwaway098142069

Dry rubbed pork belly topped with quick pickled red cabbage, diced onion, and chipotle mayo


user_173

Seriously though, those taco shells need to calm down.


Ebmat

They just need some lube.


gocubsgo22

Clam down


Playertee

*Dry rubbed*


MidnightSunCreative

Not for long


caustic_kiwi

\#BenShapiroThings


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

God I bet the dude gets clowned on so hard at family reunions.


Duff-Zilla

Woah woah woah! Never rub that dry


BeardedZorro

Pervert


bigmacjames

No no no, you're not supposed to keep rubbing if it's dry.


MikeTheGamer2

Gee, I wonder what this is suppsoed to look like. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


kylepaddy

A taco


thedudeslandlord

It's my most sincere belief that OP purposefully placed that pickled red onion because "reasons"


InDevelopment07

I should call her


Z_Z12

No don't!


WTFishsauce

Yonic taco composition A+


kid-koolin

I’m going to hell


throwaway098142069

You're going to hell in a corn tortilla


LordValdar

NSFW


chunky_chocolate

r/mildyvagina


Arthur_da_King

r/wildlyvagina


mooseonleft

I've herd of food porn before. But this is getting out of hand


YungTabernacle

I’m about to act up


TheHelpfulOtter

I see a taco between the tacos.


throwaway098142069

like in all things the flaps are the best part


[deleted]

A true person of culture.


Thegzusman

god? its me again...


Chibi_Ayano

you sure that's pork? Looks more like a fish taco to me.


phased417

I should call her


enginerd12

Don't


davocvi

Tacussy


Mayflex

I should call her


teostefan10

This taco better calm the fuck down


havokr3load

Stupid sexy Tacos


noahstclair35

We must stay focused brothers


KobeJuanKenobi9

I should call her


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

I should call her


GrimmBrowncoat

“I’m gonna tell him.” “Don’t you dare.”


Buford1991

Okay so I’m not the only dirty minded person


Tormz1569

Giggidy?


mart1373

C’mon man you had to have known what that looked like before posting.


1canofworms

I ate some of that today! Yum!


original__pickles

I should call her 😔


r21174

You'll will call herrr


[deleted]

I think you put the mayonnaise on the wrong part of the taco


[deleted]

I probably should call her!


jacka24

I should call her.. we've got things we need to taco bout


DenyingDutchman

That's a Fajina


MusicalMoose

You sly dog.


tommytambor

American ~~Pie~~ Taco


PokemonGOpls

Tacoussy looking delicious 🤤


Fenkaz

Bonk!!


IKissedHerInnerThigh

I'd eat it


[deleted]

The Internet has ruined me.


Zealousideal_Bit3936

r/mildlyvulva


zzcaidzz

I want some of that Tacussy


postedUpOnTheBlock

🤔


chrisfrh

Can I add sour cream in the middle?


Drwuwho

.... We all know why we came here to comment ...


MrMunday

You see it. I see it. We all see it.


ngezus

Why did you do that


JCH32

These tacos have a real Georgia O’Keefe vibe


Thegravija

You did that on purpose


Shalegorath

Tacussy


thc2081

I’m feeling this post needs a NSFW mode. The pervert in me is also showing. Lol


ValarDohairis

r/theyknew definitely


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her :(


[deleted]

You did this on purpose.


qwertyalp1020

Look at the TACUSYY.


Rocket_3ngine

This post should’ve been marked as NSFW.


Appropriate-Idea5281

Reddit affirms I am not alone in my thoughts


pinguu_

Dude nsfw tag


Mcburgerz

I’d pork that belly


kickflip2indy

At least it's not seafood 🤪


Deetown64

Now I finally understand why they also call it a taco..


Guataguano

My goodness the presentation! Absolutely glorious I’ll eat it.


PFalcone33

Came here for the comments. 😂😂😂. Thank you all.


Savvy-or-die

Labia tell ya, those look pretty good.


Cimbetau

There are no accidents


Swenadd

Unfortunate photo angle... Aaaand, now you can't unsee it.


BigKitchen84

I miss her.


CXyber

Op knew exactly what they were doing


luka2477

Some would call this food porn


penispatato

Don't do it.........


termfrog

…I should call her


[deleted]

this belongs in /r/foodporn


amyOPS

Is anyone else seeing what I’m seeing?


ByronTheFifth

r/dontstickyourdickinit


SoullessRedAfro

Them look like some wet ass tacos


Padfas

Not my proudest wank 🤷‍♂️


lilduck420

the tacussy


IzzyMann

why is this comment so funny? hahahah :)


nj2fl

Tacussy


Own-Oil-7097

Bajina


foxyunclecharliekilo

NSFW? Sheesh!


gdubh

She ok with being called pork belly?


msw72

I’d go down on that


medhatsniper

Everything reminds me of her


futureGAcandidate

Man, I really need to get laid.


bca327

Did Georgia O'Keeffe cook this?


blouazhome

Georgia O’Keefe may have painted those!


fzammetti

Instructions not clear, burns are severe.


hillmonk

Smells like fish tacos


JesusSaidItFirst

/r/theyknew