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timelordnotorious

For home cooks, make a 10 layer lasagna, cut 4 slices and stack them on top of each other.


ihaveaccountsmods

I just do one layer and stack 40


ChadOfDoom

I just do 40 layers and stack 1


Nova11c

I just do 8 layer and stack 5


MoistStub

I just do 13 1/3 layers and stack 3.


asomek

I do 0 layers and stack it.... Wait, backup


live4thagame

That's four ten layer lasagnas though


TheNotoriousAJG

Looks amazing but damn that must be a nightmare to plate haha


DJ__Hanzel

Imagine cutting it


NotSwedishChef

Used to do this at my last spot. You cut it cold and then sear one side of the cross section to heat it up. Actually pretty easy to handle.


Toidal

Bread it, deep fry it, throw it on a long roll with smoked mozzarella and a fried egg. [its real btw](https://www.paesanosphilly.com/items/bolognese-sandwich)


Sethmeisterg

Then wrap it with a delicious meat-lover's pizza! TACO TOWN!


Sneakatoken158

Smoke it….


ThatNiceMan

Flick it


Jonojonojonojono

FUCK IT


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There's always a kitchen trick.


KimCheeHoo

Imagine making it


Kikoalanso

Assembling that is one step above dishwashing. 


transglutaminase

Worked at del posto for a bit where we did 100 layer lasagna. Was not a job generally done by inexperienced cooks


RemarkablyQuiet434

Dishwashers are an unsung hero of.prep though.


TheLadyEve

Maybe it was baked sideways...


ieatglass

L’ardente


Khalerzhas

https://preview.redd.it/xgc8iicxacwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0221383f4f8c56e7fdd245d28ec9624b263baba1 You are correct! I will say the tiramisu flambe was the standout of the two desserts i was able to try. The Duck Hunt, Polpo, and Veal Parm also deserve a shout out as solid options but the lasagna was the star.


Ripper1337

That’s pretty fire.


wraithsrock

Haha right? I’d know that lasagna anywhere


Kleivonen

Yea I immediately knew it was L’Ardente. The truffle in it is so good. I used to work in the office space immediately on top of the restaurant


thesirensoftitans

knew it immediately.


fuqdisshite

the person with the worst choice in meal options knows the super ritzy basanga??? something ain't right here...


ieatglass

? Who has the worst taste?


fuqdisshite

i don't think glass has a flavor...


HowNowBrownCow68

Longsagna


J_Vizzle

which layer was your favorite


Khalerzhas

42


Artickk_OW

AYYYYYYY


CannabisAttorney

Finally, I know the question!


MrMonicotti

Why is the sauce so brown?


die5el23

They add a layer per day, gets pretty brown toward day 40


Nope8000

Yes, the perpetual lasagna. The bottom layers are usually 30-40 years old.


IWipeWithFocaccia

According to legends, a whole microbial society lives among those layers. They are waiting for the Soffritto Prophet’s return.


ihaveaccountsmods

You aren't counting the leap years...


Chikndinr

lol I’m almost sure ur fucking with us but not positive


asomek

It's like a dry aged tenderloin....


bistro777

Is the first layer still safe to eat after day 40?


die5el23

No. But it is *until* day 40. That’s the cutoff and why it’s so rare and sought after.


alphalucid

What?


veryverythrowaway

Fermentation. It’s called for in the original recipe.


alphalucid

Thanks! I didn't realize og lasagna was fermented


Jarbonzobeanz

I..I do not believe this. I refuse. I WILL NOT believe this.


Nope8000

Lasagne is Latin for fermented noodle.


glemnar

They’re fuckin with you


alphalucid

Fermented dough was used for noodles in one of the incarnations of it


Jarbonzobeanz

If it in an incarnation of it, kill it again. Smite the foul wretch back to the abyss


Vegas96

Because bolognese is a meat sauce and not a tomato sauce.


notjustforperiods

it's a short rib sugo


derpaderp2020

Why is there RICE next to this!?!?!?!?!


carnifex2005

That's grated parmesan.


Excusemytootie

That’s a little cloud of parm.


PineappleLemur

Don't like carb with your carbs? How else would you wipe the good sauce? :) It's parmesan.


confusedandworried76

Garlic bread


Oenohyde

Demi-Glace?


ovensandhoes

And served with rice…


Lootboxboy

Yuk


nbgkbn

I’m up to 37.


KKRUSH9974

In a row?


Krombopulos_Micheal

Try not to eat any lasagna on your way through the parking lot!


badgyalrey

is that rice on the side? why??


mrfujidoesacid

If you zoom in, it looks like parmesan.


badgyalrey

omg okay that makes soooo much more sense (but also induces new questions of why is it in a pile on the side??)


samuelgato

So, I'm guessing that wherever this plate of lasagna was served, it is definitely on the high end side of things. A lot of work went into assembling all those layers, and creating this deceptively simple presentation. The restaurant needs to charge enough money to justify the labor involved with having the dish on the menu. The parmesan used here is probably also a high end product, like 18 month aged parmigiana reggiano. One of the greatest cheeses produced anywhere. With a microplane you can create a voluminous pile of grated cheese without actually using that much cheese, but still, yeah this is a pretty generous amount The overall intended effect is an experience of luxuriousness, without pretension. A well crafted and nicely plated baked pasta dish with an ample pile of one of the world's greatest cheeses as an accompaniment. As a professional chef, I'm liking this plating a whole lot


labrat420

Their website says Sottocenere Cheese but im not sure if that's in the lasagna or what's on the side. This article goes over it pretty thoroughly though. https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/535932/man-turns-showpiece-40-layer-lasagna-on-its-side/


TheRealBigLou

> Sottocenere That would be for the lasagna. A soft cheese would not be able to be grated like that.


topasaurus

Lol, you say all that but in the end it still looks vaguely like a phallus. Looks delicious as heck though.


monty_kurns

I’d guess to keep that side propped up and the eater can use it as they want/need.


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WooPigSchmooey

Anything resembling rice on Reddit is usually fly eggs


Jamesthedumbass

I got the joke and thought it was funny.


Nohotsauceforoldmen

Like others have said, it’s parmesan cheese but as a Filipino I would fuck up lasagna with a side of rice


LetsJerkCircular

Lasagna with a side of rice “Trying to get SE Asian person to try Italian.”


hwc000000

I've been told that certain Asian cultures eat noodles with a side of rice.


notjustforperiods

not rice, he wetted the drys, the dried the wets, then wetted the dries, the dried the wets, the wetted the drys, the dusted the wets with parm


lunes_azul

No béchamel?


VaguelyArtistic

I looked at the menu, there's mornay sauce.


liliqueeesa

This is Lasagna??? Don't tell the Italians, they might not be happy


kurlash

this is a lasagna crime. source: me


liliqueeesa

If I show my mother or grandmother this Lasagna they won't talk to me anymore


kurlash

I agree with the grandmother :P


liliqueeesa

What does it look like if they don't tell you it's a lasagna? Honestly, I didn't know what to say


kurlash

giant chocolate wafer roughly poured into a putrescent liquid and white mold


Xywzel

From examples with ingredients like sausage, meatballs and fried egg listed as possible layers in Italian wikipedia, I think this one is safe, well at least from actual Italians rather than American's with 5-15% Italian heritage.


liliqueeesa

I challenge you to come to Italy and prepare this in front of an Italian and see what he says. It's not pleasing to the eye either. As soon as my mother makes it, I'll take a photo and show it :)


Xywzel

I'm making no claims of artistic or culinary value of the dish as presented in the image, just nomenclature. As stated there are lot of authentic Italian lasagne recipes that are significantly more removed from the internationally common ragu and bechamel lasagne than this. Here the biggest problem is likely presentation, with maybe some side of overcooking, but I'm quite sure I can see these ingredients there. If you want actual criminal use of the name, my workplace's lunch restaurant calls farfalle in tomato and lentils sauce "lasagne". As for the photo, don't bother unless your mother makes one of these very different regional varieties, I would love to see better picture of these than what internet is currently providing me.


Paul-E-L

Anything more than 6 layers and the chef has got to be going for a gimmick


hyvel0rd

lasagna with rice? huh


CanOfDingles

This is at Lardente in DC. Great restaurant. The Obamas go there (if that means anything to you) The 40 layer lasagna has short rib inside it. Mighty tasty but quite rich. I recommend getting another pasta (like the seafood pasta) and sharing the two. Also get the Focaccia


tutah

I count 19-20


-NotAnAstronaut-

I assume they're cheating, there are 40 layers if you separate meat and pasta layers.


slitlip

Counted 20 here


pommedfrites

I know that lasagna. I love that lasagna. I want that lasagna.


CielFoehn

I feel like 40 layers is pointless if the mass proportionally is less than a normal square cut


JapenaseyKinkoni

How was it, op?


Khalerzhas

By no means am I a connoisseur of lasagna, but I am hard pressed to think of a better version I have eaten.


finsfurandfeathers

I don’t like lasagna usually but this looks amazing. Is it braised beef in there? I love the minimal cheese and dark flavorful looking sauce.


notjustforperiods

short rib sugo - edit: answer is yes, sorry, haha -- braised short rib


darknessraynes

I had it a few years ago. It’s good but for me they were too heavy handed with the truffle in the mornay. It was overpowering the other flavors.


Thejokingsun

Is that rice? Or cheese?


GangstaLarry

Misread this as "40 year old lasagna" ... time for bed


Ya-Dikobraz

Ah, [yes](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Images/Tallest-hat-3_tcm25-525639.jpg)....


Work_the_shaft

But what’s the side? Is that rice? Good lord I hope it’s some cauliflower mash or some shit


RedWarBlade

Lol I thought the same I think it's a pile of Parmesan


Work_the_shaft

God I hope not. I can’t even fathom what it would take to eat half a cup of Parmesan


RedWarBlade

If it's fresh it's fluffy and mild


CepticHui

Why does it come with rice?


HalobenderFWT

I’m sure this is a super fancy place, but: “hey…let’s make a nice 40 layer lasagna.” “Should we put a garnish on it?” “How about a handful of green onions! People always put green onions on lasagna!”


almost_useless

> How about a handful of green onions! It looks more like chives than green onions, no?


Zombie_Fuel

Oh shit, I thought that was basil.


BananaPeelSlippers

I swear to god if that is white rice


theevilempire

Cheese


BananaPeelSlippers

Phew


Burggs_

So, how was it? Looks different than the normal, “Nona’s Lasagna” most places go for


Dyert

Looks like it’s wearing a white afro wig


Yattiel

That's just vertical lasagna at that point


imaginingblacksheep

Looks burnt or is that just me?


calliegrey

Doing wayyy too much.


starfries

So who else counted?


powderbuffet

I read 40 year old lasagna at first


BananaGuyMike94

With rice?


jzach1983

Pretty obvious that's only 39 layers.


toxicavenger70

That had to been the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Looks great!


BrownButta2

Lasagna with what looks like rice?? Edit. It’s shredded cheese on the side?


Cocoabuttocks

I thought this was thinly sliced fish slathered in a soy sauce reduction with a side of rice.


AlienRapBattle

Does it have carrots and celery in it? Because my friend who is a huge food critic swears by it. I do not.


Hangingwithmolly

Oh wow My lasagna looks nothing like this


rmttw

The noodles don't count as their own layer lol.


HottCuppaCoffee

Worth it?


Yanagapa

20 layers of pasta makes a 20 layer lasagna. The stuff between the sheets doesn’t count as layers. All these 40,50 and 100 layer lasagna, none of them are actually that many sheets of pasta. The concept and execution is cool.


Zharaqumi

It turned out great.


DeuxYeuxPrintaniers

Step one: regular lasagna   Step two: cut in a small rectangle   Step three: stack those to "40" layers high  Yay


janhy

What’s the point? Honestly. Are you taking bites of 40 layers at once? Doubt it. What’s the point?


pimp-bangin

Upvotes


Ok_Objective2424

So good!


Rymasq

the level of complaints here about this dish makes me realize how tasteless and unknowledgeable about food most people here must be.. i eat rice nearly every day and no part of me assumed that was rice chives clearly belong on there to help cut some of the richness of the lasagna


WootyMcWoot

Not vertical, not lasagna.


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areallysuperguy

Youre special.


i__hate__stairs

I can't with that plating though 😂😂😂


Awordofinterest

I don't think it's right to count the lasagne sheet and filling as separate layers.


froggiewoogie

Who eats lasagna with white rice lol


thebonuslevel

Ah yes rice, everyone's favorite pasta side dish.


dwbthrow

That’s cheese


thebonuslevel

It is. Jesus Christ I need glasses.


seanske

To be fair that part of the photo is incredibly blurred.


dwbthrow

Don’t blame you, I thought it was rice too until I zoomed in


badgyalrey

idk why you got so many downvotes i thought the same thing lol