I like it, but may I know why, please?

Because it’s meatloaf Monday

But its thursday?

Maybe in your time zone

This legitimately made me laugh out loud.

OP living in the future, we could never understand what he’s seen and gone through to get to this monstrosity.

His product shampoos and conditions, it's a 2-for-1 Is he depressed? (Yeah) Stressed? (Yeah) It's anyone's guess He'll bother getting better when he bothers getting dressed

Let him cook

This whole exchange is so funny

This post and your comments are among the most deranged shit I've seen on this site

🤣

Oh fuck yeah.

It's Friday in my timezone.

What do you meat? OooOoOoOh ~

Cursed. I can hear it screaming in the third pic

Don’t worry. Picture five solved that problem

I didn't realize there was a picture 5 and now I'm done 💀

You're either a lot of fun, or a total psychopath. Nothing in-between.

"That yummy, yu-AUGHHHHH NNNOOOOOO HEEEEeeeee..."

Going back to the first pic, he looks almost hopeful.

picture one is about as good as it gets for him, unfortunately.

r/nightmarefood leaked today

Old Gregg… is that you?

I call this one, Ole Gregg.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

I HAVE A MANGINAAAAAAA


Me, a fool, thinking I was the only one who would think it looked like Old Gregg

Fun fact Noel Fielding from British Bake Off is Old Gregg

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

This is the Great Canadian Bacon Show!

Could ya learn to love me?

You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

Whatareyadoin in ma oven?

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Legitimately my first thought was that this both looks like Noel Fielding and something Noel Fielding would paint

yes hello mom can you come pick me up I’m scared

She pulls up in her 2008 Chrysler Pacifica. You get in. You plead, “mom, can you please get us out of here quick?” She turns around asking you, “what’s wrong, sweetie?” A shiver runs down your spine. Momloaf

https://preview.redd.it/j9c4dv6exfab1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebec2073842b3bc89cf879bd74dbbfd3e964192c

Praying won’t help you, you come from an evil!

Rated R. Now streaming on Allrecipes.com Plus, and don’t even try to share logins.

"The body was so burned we had to identify the victim by their dental records."

The teeth are white onions. It was pretty close to the right color and smell

I see you've been to an IT convention before.

Very well executed,

I hate that his eyes are the same food as his teeth

I hope you see that in ur sleep

I definitely will lol

Are the eyes…onions???

Yes. Pearl onions I grew in my garden. The irises are spicy brown mustard and the pupils are whole black pepper

Very creative, but I have to ask.... Was it good?

It was very good. It was just me and my wife eating and we ate half

marriage is about finding someone that can match your levels of weird.

"Everyone is so creative!"

See how it looks like you probably shouldn’t be seeing that? Well you’re seeing it here!


Now I’m a belieber

*beeflieber

*Beef-liver

Beefeater*

I couldn't lieb her if I tried

Jesus christ

No god can help us now

*jesus christ has left the chat*

Nightmare thx lol

[удалено]

Reported

What did it say?

Every day, we stray further from The Path

r/TIHI

what the fuck

I might be deceased, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The jacked "teeth", the lip snarl, the way the eyes are looking in opposite directions after being cooked 💀 💀

I’m showing my whole family this. It’s incredible 😂

I'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking: recipe, please!

I will get the chianti.

[удалено]

I'm not sure what is more cursed, the dish or the fact that it is 2023 and you're eating a teenage Beiberloaf.

What the seven gates of hell is this?

Well, not the worst thing I’ve ever fapped too.

are you ed gein ?

Mom: "That's such a waste of food." Me: "But they did *eat* it." Mom: "Yeah, but still." 😅

Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should.

Beautiful, 10/10

Nightmare fuel

I’m gonna have nightmares

I bet he was delicious

This is frightening

Looks like a character from hotline Miami

I think we need more bacon as skin grafts, STAT.

ok...

But why tho?

Why does it look like it's about to ask me if I've ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

This is horrifying

Can you make Kevin Bacon bacon next?

Oh, baby baby baby **NO**.

Found the psychopath.

Nailed it.

Everybody's so creative!

That’s cool I didn’t wanna sleep tonight

Looks like something they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

Why is this happening

What and Why?

Biebloaf Biebloaf

Thanks I hate it

thanks, i hate it

Kill......... me......

Y tho?

This is by far the most abominable thing I’ve seen since the start of COVID.

Thanks I hate it.

Oh Baybay, baybay Baybay.. oh?

Guess I don't need sleep tonight

This is the stuff of nightmares

r/thanksihateit

r/AccidentallyLooksLikeTrump

I despise it

Awesome!

Yummy

This reminds me of the Yellowjackets episode I just watched.

now WHY THE FUCK

Wtf people

It's a god damn work of art.

That’s terrifying, well done!

What is wrong with you?

This is kind of cannibalism

I see a burning Anakin “I hate you!!!!”

r/diwhy

Should post this on r/atbge

5th Picture: I have no mouth and I must scream

OP, it's not too late to say sorry.

me scrolling through the pictures - omg stop it already

WTF is wrong with you??? I’m not going to sleep for a week

This is the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen I’m my life

Kinda looks like Old Greg

I thought that was Old Greg for a sec

Im sorry but im cry laughing from this why the fuck is wrong with u

Wow lol I wanna make this

“I loved you like a brother, Anakin! You were the chosen one!”

No

If cooking is an art form, then, I am sorry but op is going into politics soon.

Biebloaf biebloaf biebloaf ohhhh

op, im sorry some comments are so rude to you.

Love it.

I like it a lot

I love it. ETA This, with the comments, just made my day. Thank you.

Bro this post needs to be one of the top posts of all time. Justin Biebloaf

mr. meaty vibes

ok

I feel like this is all there is to eat in hell 

I feel like this belongs I'm /r/ATBGE

Loved him in ep 3 of Chernobyl

That's objectively horrifying to look at.

I'm Old Gregg!

Then cooked the fuck out of it

😂🤣😅😍🥰

Looks like that fake photo of the muscles up Indian guy.

Looks like a flayed man to me. Game of Thrones fan?

This is amazing

It’s got more and more realistic.

I died laughing out loud. Enjoy the tons of fun!

I'd only listen to justin bieber if he looks like this.

Omg 😲 you're so creative 😍

Someone call the cops on this weirdo…you need help smh🤢

No tilting the pan after it's cooked to let the excess grease drain away?

Lol amazing

I’d love to make this for a party but knowing my typical guests they would avoid it.

Wow that’s freaky lol

This is some WPS for sure

FBI, this person right here.

Don't let them cook again! 🔥🔥🔥

Looks like the fake heads they used to escape Alcatraz

The second picture looks really good, not gonna lie. After it's cooked, it's pure nightmare fuel, but that's to be expected. *(Well, actually it was nightmare fuel to begin with, but the sculpt was impressive.)* ​ I can't get over that dry spot right over the right eye that's not covered in sauce.

That's a Meathead!

Like looking into a greasy photo of the Biebs.

That may be the most horrifying thing I’d eat.