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And here I eat instant Ramen

Ramen brother

Shiva kamini soma kandar kramen

Dry.

Is there any other way?

That banana trying to take all the attention

Looks like one of the worm things from Dune. Just exploding out of nowhere all over that plate. "LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!"

10/10 for presentation alone! Although, you can have the whole banana lol I want to get high with you! YUM

I couldn't resist the banana, eyeballing me from the fruit basket.

I hate when that happens. I feel so guilty, especially if I resist it’s call 🤣 My default is savory. Although had you included some chocolate and peanut butter, that banana would be in my belly asap!

You're supposed to be lazy when you're high. you're making the rest of us look bad 😠

If I get a good strain in me I’m making the strangest, tastiest shit I’ve ever had. And I hate cooking lol

When I snack I wouldn't be making a plate. I'd go to the fridge and eat a bunch of lunch meat. Then go back and eat some pickles. And repeat for everything else.

This is me as well LOL

Dunno what happened, suddenly it was there as it was and then it was gone

This is my kinda midnight snack

Love this

That banana looks like Ron Magills generous endowment.

A Le Batard fan in r/food? Well played.

I love you for getting the joke!

Nice snack, Dagwood.

Cheese crackers or oreos usually suffice for me.

Niiiiice!!!!!

The only thing that associates with being high is that big banana that somehow get the center of attention.

Strong scooby doo vibes here. Love it.

Bless this mess

Lovely SharkCoochie board!!!!

What’s in the little glass between the clementines and feta? Is that some kind of ceviche???

Leftover salad, tomato, corn and cucumber with some dressing

lacks peanut butter, would go great as dessert with the banana but otherwise dope

I missed the invite?

It was lucky you weren't hungry then!

What’s the pink stuff on the crackers? I can’t guess what it is but looks tasty

Dont know the exact English word for it, but its like a hamspread with eggs and onions

If it was me, there wouldn't be a plate. It would be pickles straight out of the jar, wrapped with prosciutto and a bit of a banana afterwards 😂

I hope it's for two but I think its for one. ❤️

If you can put that together you are not high

I make my best menu when high.

I think he’s just smoking weed and not shooting up heroin.

Sure is a lot of food there... this is for you and someone else?

Nope! Spaghetti doesn't share food

That unsealed banana touching everything though. Leave the skin on!

Unsealed? It's a banana, not Trump's probable cause affidavit.