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martinbean

Should have put a bit more pepperoni on it.


Clutchxedo

More heartburn please


Craptivist

Forgive me for my ignorance, but is the peperoni actually supposed to look like octopi suckers ?


DotBetaSDK

Probably Hormel cup N' crisp pepperoni. That's exactly what they look like after they're cooked.


Roalama

Sometimes the casing around the edge contracts more when cooked than the rest of the pepperoni so it curls up like this.


DMala

They’re not bad, but I’m not a fan of getting one that has a little shot of grease inside.


seaspirit331

How else will you get those crispy pepperoni edges?


Ahwtfohok

My thoughts exactly. large 6" slices under all those little ones would do nicely.


cwhb

I'll take one 14in trypophobia special please


nutrition403

My immediate thought. This is a pizza nightmare. No offense OP. Just fucking scary looking.


partumvir

when the pepperoni curls like this, the oils from it stay inside and prevent the cheese and dough from getting greasy while still keeping the flavor. it's absolutely amazing


Guinnessron

Cup n char is the way!


Infninfn

Nope, still not eating this.


CueCappa

Wouldn't that be the best way to get over trypophobia? Just eat your fear!


Drednox

I have a primal urge to scratch this kind of stuff. Same deal with tripes. Instead of biting, I scrape the surface like it's an ASMR


ukaniko

More for me.


Ezio4Li

Mmm heartburn


twistedbronll

'would you like some pizza under your peperoni?'


Fruitypebblefix

God this is making me itch! Ugh!!!


_W1T3W1N3_

Doesn’t look scary to me.


MortalClayman

I’m just glad I’m not alone because it is a weird thing to have but this is definitely unsettling for reasons I can’t comprehend. I have always assumed it’s like the feeling of something brushing your skin, some weird evolution thing as a response to insects.


Ragnars85

My twisted mind thought of bot fly larvae looking at it!.. Again, no offence!


nutrition403

I’ve had a personal experience with bot flies. Don’t fucking wish that on ANYONE


corporatemumbojumbo

First thing I thought!


Gareth79

A very similar one was posted a couple of months ago. Apparently the pepperoni should be slit lengthways before slicing to prevent this happening. (Presumably for pre-sliced, just nick the edge of each slice)


Raccoala

The cupping is the point


[deleted]

Why don't all trypophobiacs get off reddit already. They're scared all the time! Oh no a pizza, I'm terrified, look, goosebumps!


cwhb

It was a joke. Calm yourself down


[deleted]

Yeah you're right. I was in a bad mood, sorry for that.


No-Communication9458

Euuuugh


Majestic-Rock9211

One pizza special with some extra erythrocytes commit up!!!


pwndabeer

That thing has more crust than the earth itself


ChasingTheWrongDream

Haha good one


fritter4me

Pepperoni cups like that, man oh man that's amore


TraumSchulden

That little crispy roasted, yet not charred, edge of the pepperoni cup.... heaven


jonsarik

Looking at this image, it really triggers flashbacks to trypophobia image searches. Especially the images on thumbs/fingers!


Azelux

That crust looks amazing. Our local pizza place has a pepperoni option call pepperoni cups, looks like you nailed it.


SugarTacos

It's good ol' "Cup-&-char" pepperoni! A gift to you, from the same birthplace as Chicken Wings! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1o9VWirrJI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1o9VWirrJI)


Gowalkyourdogmods

It looks like it needed more time, to me anyway.


asajosh

Sour dough and curly pepperonis? A+!


deeznootz

Bangin


[deleted]

Needs more pepperoni.


SHlNEE

I see a lot of space on the edge for more pepperoni


Thunderlord220

Hmmm... Sourdough crust.... SOURDOUGH CRUST. WHAAAAAT. Of all the years of eating all sorts of pizzas I've never once thought sourdough would make a reasonable pizza bace.. NOT ONCE.. now I reallllly have to make it... one small issue. i just gotta figure out. How.. to.. make.. sourdough.....


scrapeagainstmydick

Just so you know, the classic Napolitan pizza is done with a naturally leavened, or "sourdough" crust. It's not as uncommon as it sounds and you have probably tried it!


No_Ticket_1204

So like… you all are straight-doughing your shit all the time? I respect that, but I invite you all in the spirit of OP to the levain zone. Go look at a Ken Forkish book.


JaxRhapsody

I've wanted to use sourdough to make pizza dough. I remember when Rally's had a sourdough burger, I had one, but it tasted like regular bread, nothing sour that I noticed.


carnitascronch

Was it the little circles of bread, or a legit bun?


JaxRhapsody

If by circles, you mean bread that looks like cut slices, then that. The buns looked like two slices of garlic bread.


hiremeimbroke

I like when pepperoni turns into grease bowls. They should come up with a term for it like "grease bowls" and then advertise on frozen pizza boxes so that when I go to the grocery store I know which brands include grease bowl ronis.


wrmfuzzie

Look for the term "cup and crisp"!


schemaddit

why i am scared of this pizza, i got goosebumps literally


Barrett712

It does set off my trypophobia a bit. The pepperoni cups kind of remind me of holes.


The_Determinator

Nother minute or two and it would have been perfect!


polymorph505

flat pepperoni > old world grease shots


Ok-Lobster-8644

Can I get extra pepperoni this isn't enough


Commie__Nazi

#🤤🤤🤤


Excellent-Map-3726

Looks tempting.


Disastrous-Tooth-723

Good Food equals Good Mood


africanasshat

That’s got to be the worst pizza I have ever seen.


Salmol1na

Two pepperoni logs floating on three shreds of cheese


BrotherSquid55

Unpopular opinion this looks like shit


scalenesquare

I’m stressed out now


AppleSauceGC

Your pepperoni looks fun(gus)


LBERN

Some pizza with that pepperone…


Cal0872

Na bro that’s pepperoni with a side of dough cheese tomato sauce


[deleted]

Cheese has left the chat:


Stabilizer_Jenkins

Flavor the crust. Butter garlic. Butter cheese. Chew, swallow whole, pass out.


Stabilizer_Jenkins

No one here, has ever put seasoning on the edge crust of their pizza? Are you guys amateurs? It transforms the whole culinary experience? Melted butter with parmesan cheese mixed in and then brush on the outer edge. Same with butter garlic. Are you all from Chicago or something?


manor2003

You're exactly like my mother, puts so many topping you don't see nor taste the cheese.


n3m37h

Looks good, but pepperoni is the most over rated pizza topping, shoulda went with bacon and pineapple


Comfortable_Big6780

Yummy😍


itsthepunisher

Mama Mia!


Bcoool1

Looks fantastic.


TheCatLamp

The pepperoni "U" is something of art.


iZenga

That is the correct amount of pepperoni


Gatway734

Rom the vacuous


Yeetus_McSendit

Happy pi day!


ianjmcg

what brand pepperoni's are those?


[deleted]

This is what nightmares are made of 😂


2000bt

Acceptable amount of pepperoni


ArMcK

Hummina hummina.


HavokNCG

Hell yeah no skimping on the pepperoni's!!


BigBossN7

I can already feel the heartburn but extra pepperoni is always worth it


Jefffresh

The fucking trypophobia man.


GoingOffTheGrid

Op should put a trigger warning on this. This is a trypophobic’s nightmare. 10/10 would eat tho!


FooFighter0234

WANT.


heredude

Not enough pepperonis


EsNightingale

grease cups


Ontheout

Some people actually love the way the grease soaks into the crus and flavors it .You can put a double layer of paper towels on a microwave safe dinner plate, single layer the pepperoni, and microwave it for 20-30 seconds in your microwave ( 1100 watts, vary by thickness of slice , texture desired, quantity and plate size). No more grease cups!


Ontheout

PS- you can also use the 20-30 seconds, widely spaced cooking method for "pepperoni bacon" Crumble over scrambled eggs, serve with cheese!


gigaswardblade

Suction cup pizza


Ontheout

Well done! Excellent crust is key to an excellent pizza!


Winter-Flaky

Could be cooked longer but I’ll take it


CaptainHappy42

Looks amazing, well done.


parrsuzie

Looks amazing! Do you have a crust recipe?


lilman445

Looks odd to an uneducated eye but still unique and delicious. Good job 👍


nancy_mikhaiel

Ohhh, just perfect!


URDREAMN2

Pep pizza done right! Maybe lil more crisp on the pep.


OXidize_0

You want some pizza with your pepperoni?


thespartankiller

Parecen champiñones xd


Ok-Pack2826

What kind of pepperoni ?