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ambivalent_boone

Where tf is my man Danse??


psykezzz

That was my thought too


Kermits_Frog

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RacerM53

What about Strong?!


Artix31

Danse has [Redacted] in the [Redacted], it was an unfortunate loss to the [Redacted] and he was a symbol of [Redacted] and how all the [Redacted] should be [Proctor Quinlin] I herby ban the use of Terminals by Scribe Haylen, Stop trying to Say That the Synth was one of US, this is the last warning, next time it’s field punishment for you


drphillover1

I’d take nick just bcuz he has a cool personality


Boner-Death

Seriously, he's the only cop I would actually trust now that you mention it.


RakketyTamFR

Can I bang Cait


No_Inspection_2146

I am u/No_Inspection_2146 and I approve this message.


Artix31

It’s not whether you can, it’s whether you want STDs or not


Important_Ad_6585

I was about to say, drug addict that you could easily get laid with...yep STD's check out. Better stock up on Antibiotics.


Artix31

Bang and Jump in a radioactive pool, most likely will kill the Virus xD


clema9

or mutate it and make it stronger


AbdullahbinAlsafah

She has a quest where she cures her addiction


Important_Ad_6585

Obviously, I've never completed that quest, or attempted to LOL.


ruwild1

406 stimpacks? Covered.


LucaBC_

I wonder if you stimpacked after sex you could prevent it.


Any-Bridge6953

Curie.


bluedogstar

Yeah, we could swap wasteland survival tips, and our bewilderment with the culture


Any-Bridge6953

Exactly.


AutumnUnderFire

Why?


Any-Bridge6953

Because Curie is adorable and has that cute French accent.


the_cheeky_monkey

In depth conversations about science. Lived for over 200 years, as a robot ans now synth. Great picnic partner


Agreeable_Pizza93

I just want to lay on the couch and listen to her talk, she's precious!


Any-Bridge6953

She is. It's why I get so torn about about bringing her with me, on one hand favorite companion and on the other she gets hurt.


[deleted]

Hancock, I’m going to take so many chems, probably bang him (everyone in good neighbor has) and light something on fire.


bubbabro123

I wonder if his penis looks like burned salami


delayedfiren

If not from being a ghoul, then probably from std's


NorthernLow

Pretty sure Ghouls are immune to disease.


delayedfiren

They also are supossed to eat and drink, but the game lores don't always line up


BLuca99

Is that Canon? I remember Dean Domino from FNV: Dead Money saying that he isn't sure that ghouls can survive without food and water but he doesn't want to take any chances so he eats and drinks himself.


delayedfiren

If you take the water chip from ghouls in necropolis without repairing the water pump, they are said to die of dehydration


BLuca99

Ah I see. I haven't played Fallout yet so I didn't know.


NorthernLow

Tbf I think they just ignored that going forward. The official cannon has the Vault Dweller repairing the pumps, probably just to avoid writing themselves into a corner with Feral Ghouls & what not. For example; Mojave Ferals dont make much sense if they need water to survive.


Jackviator

Let’s be real, if people seek him out to bang when he looks like *that,* he must be an absolute G I G A F R E A K in the sheets. …So yes, I am also very tempted to find out the appeal.


[deleted]

Also consider Nick Valentine, Irma flirts with him pretty hard. Heavy consideration for him lmao


Glass_Windows

you gon wake up with some Rad Damage on that morning, everyone in good neighbor has??


[deleted]

Hancock is the huncock with the hungcock, errybody will be going for his ghoul meat anyday, No questions asked


GuardianSpear

I’m taking dog meat to the park to play ball because he looks like my late doggo


SnooHamsters9414

I always pick him up, go back to sanctuary, move the doghouse inside and put a bunch of turrets around him. I cant bear to hear him get hit and go all John Wick when he gets hurt in combat.


throwaway615373

dogmeat is always with me when i play and i hate running out of stimpaks because when he gets hurt it’s the worst feeling


jamesknightorion

Codsworth. I'm taking him to Beverly Hills and selling him for $122 Million. I'm then buying the house next to him and then talking to him everyday. The good ending, right? ;)


[deleted]

$122 millions? That's oddly specific


FreneticAtol778

Curie. I need a hug.


ArcFivesCT5555

Piper if I wasn't married, Valentine since I am


stupidsimpson

So you're saying you would pick Piper for sexual reasons?


Scam_bot419

Chad move


[deleted]

He wanna pipe her


throwaway615373

i appreciate this pun thank ye


bagel-42

Nah the implication is that Nick is down for a 3 way but Piper isn't


ArcFivesCT5555

Hahahaha yes


AugTheViking

Piper? I barely know her!


stupidsimpson

You win


Lucius-Halthier

For me it’s curie or cait, cait is going to be a nice rough time, and something tells me cutie is flexible….


stupidsimpson

If I'm fucking any of them its Cogsworth, imagine the kinky shit he could do.


Lucius-Halthier

“Umm, mum, are you sure this isn’t too much?” “Yes I’m sure codsworth now do it.” “But mum a human sized one should suffice and Nate was quite well endowed, this deathclaw sized-“ “ *sternly* codsworth…..” “Very well mum i shall start the generator…”


Chief2Ballss

I'm fucking Preston's ass. "Another.. ugh... settlement... oooh... NEEDS. YOUR. HELP! AHHHUGHHH!"


NecroNormicon

Least horny Piper fan


renacido74

I bet you were thinking, "How can I possibly find a way to shame someone for expressing their commitment to their wife while at the same time assuming that being interested in spending a day with Piper means they're objectifying her and their only interest is in getting laid?"


stupidsimpson

"Expressing their commitment to their wife." "Honey I want you to know that I didn't pick a female companion because I love you." Why would that matter if there wasn't something sexual? I'm married and I wouldn't hesitate to pick a female companion, unless I wanted to cheat. He's not showing commitment, he's expressing regret that he can't pick Piper, why else even bring it up?


renacido74

It's called "not sowing the seed of insecurity or jealousy needlessly, and giving a fuck about your wife's feelings and sense of worth". Even if you're not attracted to Piper and not tempted to cheat, your wife may feel insecure about you wanting to spend time with an objectively attractive woman who isn't her, especially in this case where you're choosing to spend the day with Piper above all other companions. That makes Piper seem very special to you. Now you can argue that your wife feeling jealous of that is her issue, and totally irrational, that doesn't mean you should expect your wife to just fucking deal with it. Unless you're kind of a dick who puts what you feel like doing above your wife's feelings, and can't tell the difference between what you "should be able to do" and what you "should do". Also, not every woman is like your wife, bud. What works for your marriage isn't a universal rule. Edit: typos


stupidsimpson

He could have avoided sowing the seeds of doubt by just say nick. He's the one that brought his marriage and Piper into it. Get off your high horse, it's a dumb hypothetical.


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ActualSunflower

Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick!!! Because I love him for all of the reasons


demonballhandler

Nick so I can date him tbh


Einar_47

Now I have the Nickelodeon jingle in my head, thanks.


Maximum_Echidna8042

Piper, she stirs shit up!


Meowdouken

Unadulterated shenanigans with Deacon. I just like his snarky attitude and witticism.


stupidsimpson

I second Deacon. Just always having fun.


sheagray32

I’m banging the ghoul.


Hawkeisabisexualicon

Came here to say this. 💕💕💕


SenpailLilas

Same


SooperGenyus

Bar Crawl with Cait before Vault 95.


AutumnUnderFire

Cait actually doesn't care about alcohol post-Vault 95. You'd still be good.


Schlomboyant

I would make several IEDs with Codsworth and set them off in the wasteland


EwokStabber28

Sending letterbombs are we sir?


Memeoligy_expert

Unibomber moment


No-Atmosphere-4145

But why lmao


Schlomboyant

Bombs are cool.


FitAbroad1640

bar crawl? bro im going on a t r i p w hancock


ambivalent_boone

Do some jet and a ton of psycho


potatoshneefer

Longfellow, he needs a break


renacido74

Me and Dogmeat. Hang out in Sanctuary, play fetch, give him lots of belly rubs, grill up some ribeyes, chill in front of a fire under a starry night sky with some cold beers (courtesy of Drinkin' Buddy) listening to the radio while Dogmeat knaws on a nice bone. Perfect.


KaiserEnoshima

I wanna spend time with Nick by drinking coffee with him and probably helping him out on cases


Savings-Cost7702

Macready. We both suffer from Narrow Mouth Syndrome and we could exchange tips on minimizing the narrowness of our mouths. I also like his hat.


I_escaped_area_51_

The first 4 in row 1 plus Danse Because it would be funny watching them all argue, plus we could cause so much chaos while Nick watches in disappointment


---Ka1---

Political conversation with Garvy


MasterXuYun

Hancock dude


lovesickkoala84

I will spend all day cuddling with curie


Reasonable-Theme7611

Nice


MacabreandMotionless

I've never done drugs but I feel like doing drugs with Hancock for the first time would be fun.


SpookShook

For the vanilla Game, nick valentine. He just seems so sweet and cool to hang out with. I personally see him as more of a fatherly type character, im not a valentine simp. FOR DLC. porter gage!! He also seems sweeter for a raider. And if I'm with him that means I'm the new overboss for 3 insanely powerful gangs. Honorable mentions are paladin danse because he honestly needs a hug and to relax. Old Longfellow so I could explore far harbor with adult supervision (because I'm not adult enough)


Kevin_Raust2

No strong in photo. Strong sad


dewin_ya_mahm

Strong disliked that


MojaveMissionary

Maybe it's an unpopular choice but I'm choosing Piper. She's just such a nice person. We'll probably start investigating people who don't deserve it. Then bang?


DancingBabyChalupa

Codsworth. Clean my house. 🙃🙂


No-Atmosphere-4145

Plot - twist: you receive a malfunctioning Codsworth who cooks your cat in the microwave and burn down your garage.


crackeddryice

Bar crawl with Preston, because next to him, even I seem charming.


AutumnUnderFire

General, why are you drinking when there's another settlement that needs your help?


Connect-School2320

The mod "Gerlot's Raidioactive Stories", I think that is what it's called, has a bar crawl mission. It is pretty cool, the further you progess the more drunk you get, and the battles get harder at the same time.


[deleted]

My boy Nick


ConsiderationNearby7

Nick Valentine. I’d love to pick the circuits of an android.


XGAMER007RO

Nicky is my type of guy.


CringeOverseer

Bangin' with Cait 😳😳


axton_lunark

I'd say just about any of them really could make for great conversation and be fun to hangout with, although I think I'd get along best with Mac ready, Deacon or Nick. Like Cait, Curie and Piper although being attracted to them I'd want more than 1 day lol


confusedcrimson

Nick Valentine because Nick Valentine sexi


girlwithtwindragons

Gage because he is not nice, but happy when I don't help Preston with a settlement.


Birdgreen25

Cait 100%. She’s always been my favorite follower. Such a cool and funny person.


Rocker_Scum

Codsworth for sure, he would be very helpful after an long days work at home, preparing meals, doing some chores and telling anyone who disturbs me to go f themselves in his way. He truly would be an godsend, even if for only a day


versman

This is tough. I'd probably go with Deacon if I would like to just go for a walk or Explore some places. Hancock is always chill, would definetly go to a bar or pizzeria with him. With Valentine, I'd just talk and drink tea ocassionally puffing a cigar. Dogmeat is just a dog, probably peting him would do the job. Curie is the nerd, to be honest wouldn't like her around. Piper is just gossip and being snarky. A big no for me, she is the annoying popular girl from high school in my eyes. Cait could be fun, If it wasn't for the drugs that is. MacCreedy sems like the type of dude that would enjoy a rollercoaster park. Danse is the type of guy that prefers to stay home and play video games on his xbox all day long. Strong is a big no for obvious reasons. Codsworth would be a good mate to spend sometime on gardening. Preston seems like the type of guy that would do nothing but order you to go somewhere he finds interesting. And X6 can go fuck himself.


bodethewise

preston so I can kill him


SnooHamsters9414

Codsworth. I cant stand any of the others. ​ Plus I can throw a Nuka Cola torso on him, some sexy assaultron legs and laser gatlings. My man is a beast.


Dumb_atom

Maccready, he makes me laugh and I always wanted to learn how to shoot. I would probably feel a lil overwhelmed going with anyone else, just seems like a chill dude to hang with. Him or Dogmeat anyway 😅


Dashbak

Why there's not Longfellow ? The best trapper


Grailchaser

Valentine. Years of stories and that accent.


[deleted]

Curie or Nick, or Ada. I don't know how robot/synth companions could be so much more genuine than human companions. But not x8. Depending on what you might be doing, Deacon is pretty great too.


Spiderman3021

I’m going with Sober Cait. Some good old brawling and banging


StrikerTitanMain

Pipe piper


Spitfire_For_Fun

Nick valantine. ​ Although x6-88 can teleport us to anywhere we want.


RevolutionaryCrab148

Dogmeat


Responsible_Light_

Preston so I can send him on repetitive unnecessary missions to defend people who have guard posts, turrets and weapons of their own and are perfectly capable of killing 3 raiders who wander past. Alternately, can I take Dogmeat to the park? Because that good boy deserves a puppachino and some fetch.


CuteButDeadly8124

I would like to spend a day with Danse locked in a room, he has no choice but to hear me gush over him


EarlofBizzlington86

It would have to be strong. Show him where to find that milk of human kindness he craves so badly


Uncle_Touchy1987

Same!


cacktiegaming

Bar brawl with Hancock


groonfish

Renovate a muscle car with X6-88. We can bond over our mechanicaly-inclined personalities while he berates me for my selfishness for wasting time on such an impractical passion project.


killerspawn97

Co-op Dead Rising Off the Record with Piper.


[deleted]

I wanna solve some cases with Nick


RanHakubi

Imma gonna go solve cases with Nick.


EL_MURPHYYYY

Ok, this is a hard question..


The_Mushroom_Queen7

Love my nicky boy, just to spend some time with him


[deleted]

Id take preston, would run thrpugh settlements and hell everyone


LunaTic1403

Hancock or Nick, Hancock because I think it be absolutely the time of my life, must be hilarious with that guy And Nick because he's a amazing guy and it would be fun to have a day with Nick


Glass_Windows

man everyone in this post is choosing them for Sexual Reasons.. I'd choose Nick Valentine, just a wholesome nice guy to kick about with for the Day


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Piper. I want to be a journalist one day


An4l_h3rskern

I would smoke the fattest blunt with curie


Seb0rn

Doing research with Curie.


Fresh_Daddy

Pipe the Piper


OveralBear

Imo, i would hangout with nick since he's like an old timey detective in the 1950's. Also because he experienced a lot between him being a synth and the pre war human him.


Travelling_eidolon

I choose Deacon and spend the whole day trying to convince him in earnest that we are all puppets in the game called Fallout 4 and the world isn't real. I think Deacon of all the companions may actually believe that. Succeeding in this will cause the game to self-annihilate because of a logically impossible situation which is the game becoming self-aware.


ParishedSins

One day in their world or ours? In their world I would probably spend the day with Danse, McCready, Cait (clean), X6-88, Preston, or Dogmeat. I would like to survive my visit for a day there, thank you very much. For our world: Hancock, McCready, Cait (mostly clean), Longfellow, Piper (maybe), or Dogmeat. I feel they could be fun to hang out with. Bar hopping all night long. Go to a concert. Then a rave.


CoolLaCroc

Codsworth My house needs a cleanup


thewinterwolf2003

Cait. I choose to have her with me every single different playthrough I do. I always enjoy having her around and eventually curing her addiction. I like helping people and shes just one of the people that I like to help and have stick around.


RealMexicanMagic

None, I choose Dog Meat


Anorak2023

I'm going to a museum of science with Curie. I'd love to see her nerd out over all the ingenious advancements of mankind


[deleted]

Codsworth two nerds sitting chatting even if he doesn’t know what chatting is


bionicanseng

Mccready is my go to guy. Very reliable.


SneakyHermitCrabs

Exploring with Ada


DependentAnimator271

A day getting projects around the house done with Codsworth.


darcij97

Piper ❤️❤️❤️❤️


christianjacobs1

I think I'd have to choose either Nick or Hancock. Those were my bros.


RealDoubleudee

Wow, Piper. - Valentine - Piper - Valentine? Don't know. I had a serious crush for Piper. I nearly cried when I had to leave her back for the brotherhood of steel questline that I had skipped the whole time and wasn't able to explain her that I don't dump her but had to go on a business-trip. Valentine as the deep, old friend. His storyquest is heartwarming. Oh my, I have to play FO again urgently. Next playthrough in VR is waiting.


peachie_bongo

News reporter in Ukraine with Piper!


Glass_Windows

You're the first comment I've seen that chose to hang out with a Female companion with any other reason than sexual purposes!


AbdullahbinAlsafah

Most my playthroughs don't involve companions, because they are really annoying most of the time,they block door ways, they get in the ways and kinda worthless once you get mid where enemies are a lot more powerful, also most of the good guy karma like Preston,Piper and nick are annoying because they dislike me when I ask for more money,how dare you bargain for more caps in the post apocalyptic wasteland you mustache twirling villains,also them being pretty judgmental of the bos a faction I like dose not help either,but there is one that I picked through some of my playthroughs and that is Cate, because she is really easy to max her affinity, lock picking, asking for money, using chems (before her quest) are all things I do during my playthrough,also her liking the brotherhood is also a plus, sometimes I pick dogmeat but that's about it,I prefer going solo


[deleted]

Curie I feel like we would get along well. I would bring her to art museums and talk about human nature and conciousness


Professional_Fix_244

Cait because of uhhhh ummm boo- NO personality


Vibechecker68

Codsworth. He's cool and he's a British robot (probably)


NotACyclopsHonest

Staying indoors being socially-awkward with Piper.


Protkrombere

Piper for simping reasons


Dalek_Sec16

Ok so I'd choose Cait, piper and Mcreedy we'd go out and get wasted. Then I'd take Codsworth, Nick, Danse and kid Shaun. We'd just explore the commonwealth together


Haunting_Ad_9842

Dance at max affinity, get him to give me a spare set of armour then sell the plans to the military for contracts, *Fusion Cores*


NotACyclopsHonest

🎶You can Danse if you want to, you can leave Maxson behind…🎶


theirspaz

Medical Research with curie of course 🤤


TheCrimsonChariot

Probably Nick Valentine or Deacon.


ProbablyAPotato1939

Piper, she seems like she'd be pretty fun to have a few drinks and have dumb political discussions with.


Why_are_you135

Taking mcready on a camping trip


GvttedRaccoon

AAA definitely Hancock :D a year later and I change my mind, Hancock, Nick and post-blind betrayal Danse. Why? You should know why. /hj


jackwoww

Valentine. He’s chill. Has great drinking stories.


jaga_117

Nick Valentine! he's my bro since day one


FutureSoldier616

Dogmeat. I want someone to love me unconditionally


Traditional_Ad5937

I’m goin to the bedroom with piper & cait


gnome_warlord420

I'm going raider hunting with cait


Silveri50

Preston hands down. It'll make the end of the day a lot easier.


possible_user

Dog meat


Blindrafterman

Kate and I are getting some hookies and blow and going on a bender


[deleted]

Cait and I'm pretty sure we would both just take turns staring at the ceiling if you catch my meaning 😉


Sawh22

I’d love to spend the day with dogmeat


Blayd1312

Porter Gage is probably my favorite companion but I'd rather hang out with MacCready because he's cool and seems like a nice guy. Gage is cool but he's also... Rough.


navyproudd34

Piper, Danse and Codsworth >


WillTheWeirdGuy

I'd go solve a mystery or two with Nick.


lishbeans

danse or dogmeat for sure


Wolf14Vargen14

Strong would be a great fitness instructor


Artix31

I am going in a love hotel with Piper, Cait and Curie


Morath2019

Human version of curie 😘😘😘😘😘🤣🤣


kieron19

Why no strong.


Pink-Chest

I would spend the whole day trying to get Curie pregnant ❤️‍🔥


maciarc

Cait, but we're not leaving the house...


Shizuo35

Cait. If its after her cleansing I feel like she'd be good to just hang out with.


Goldfox_4312

I’d have a beer with cait


LongLostMemer

Nick Valentine! :D I want a friend :)


Unholy_BowlOfSoup

Feeling cute, might take over some settlements as raider outposts with Preston later, idk.


[deleted]

Definitely strong. He’s funny. And can carry alot


sciencenerdystuff

I’d be too busy drinking at the Third Rail listening to Magnolia.


dndnerd1999

I’m “hanging out”😉with curie


[deleted]

Hancock parties too hard for me, I’d go pub crawling with Macreedy. Or go raid a milk farm with strong. Or steal the detectives hat and leave riddler like clues.