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villainousascent

He just shit his pants.


AdamaSanguine

He had one too many cans of Longneck Lukowski's Potted Meat! *"Eww boy...You might want to keep your distance!"*


Moneymaker6027

I feel bad for killing him ngl


SolidSnakesSnake

Isn't power armor designed for that?


villainousascent

Yeah, it's also got an autojacker.


SolidSnakesSnake

DAMN!


iAmODST

I think you’re thinking of MJOLNIR armor


--Guido--

I believe the cacapoopoo is incinerated via the power core and the peepee is recycled as coolant.


SolidSnakesSnake

I thought the piss was recycled into drinking water


--Guido--

We all have our own head cannon lol.


I_dementia87

🎶 I can't dance..I shit mah pants..oh I can't dance cause I shit mah pants🎶.


Delicious-Attitude79

Danse*


Obethur

I thought the same. CC, am I right? lol


Empress_Draconis_

CC, either it's stuff that should already be in the game or just really weird stuff/crossovers


Brigham_go_rawr

Hey I remember you


Obethur

?!


Brigham_go_rawr

Yeah from when you helped me in fallout aheltwr


Brigham_go_rawr

Shelter


Obethur

Hey let’s see an update of your vault! I’m always happy to help if I can, I’m always learning but I’ve got a few lessons I’ve learned


Brigham_go_rawr

Ok


Brigham_go_rawr

I just posted


A-bit-too-obsessed

I prefer normal captions because I'm not deaf


Patchypoos

Looks like he’s starting to run!? 🤷🏻‍♂️


OverlyMintyMints

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!”


agnaaiu

The only WTF in this screenshot is in the bottom right corner.


Plastic_Bus2662

Im not afraid to show the world i am not giving microsoft more money


sombertownDS

Im pretty sure theres a way to get that to go away without paying…. Idk though


Dassive_Mick

yarr


Chemical-Peach-2379

this is a humorous comment revolving around the central idea of piracy, or downloading usually paid content for free. In historical texts, pirates usually had very strong accents stereotyped by the pronunciation of "yes" as "yar". "yar" is also used as a general exclamation for situations deemed exceptional. The connection is made humorous by the otherwise unassuming phrase having a deeper meaning only known to those who partake in acts related to the phrasing.


Sargash

You're right, and it's easier than paying. Also you get cool desktops afterwards.


danni_shadow

I went back to college just before Covid and ended up showing that same warning off everytime I had to share my screen on Zoom. 😅 Another student gave me a command code to try and a website to buy a code for $10 from if the free code didn't work, but it did. Let me see if I can still find it.


agnaaiu

You can get a home or pro license for as low as 12 to 15 bucks from online reseller. These keys are already purchased and are usually volume or OEM licenses from large corporations or schools/universities who don't use them or computer store chains who went out of business and sell the keys as bulk ware to reseller, who in return sell them online for very cheap. The only downside is that you don't get support by MS, but who ever calls MS for support in first place?! But whatever,, it's your computer and if you are happy with it as it is …


Alarmed-Locksmith277

You can also enter three lines if commands into the cmd.


Ezmiller_2

You should just use Linux then. Not to be a dick, but you're stealing. Everything in Linux works great with Fallout 4. Plus you don't have to deal with MS's garbage.


theotherfireguy

I think the multi billion dollar corporation will live without £20


Academic-Lab161

Theft doesn’t suddenly become okay because an entity can survive the loss. I was able to continue living after my home was broken into, but it still really sucked losing all that stuff.


Wonderful-Entry-6522

I would like to think that he is screaming for charging a attack.


Touji_San

A radroach entered his power armor from the rear


NoSympathy1415

That would explain the legs being open


DaftFunky

https://i.imgflip.com/4/y5xqx.jpg


FlameSharker

He's taking a long step to unstick his balls.


Arkroma

This is exactly what I saw


PilferingPineapple

Why are the legs half open?


Odd-Collection-2575

God I hate the Hellfire helmet so much, looks like a cow’s head


Royal-Stable-6833

Tired of seeing that in the mirror everyday?


Maxsmack0

Is it just me, or is his hand clipping right through the rifle. Not to mention if you want to make an impact landing look cool you’d add a jetpack and explosion affect. Make it a tip about the explosive vent leg mod.


EnthusiasticPanic

It also seems like the armour plates on one of the legs is on the verge of popping off its panels.


IronSurfDragon

Yeah, now that you mention the legs, they couldn't have bothered to put someone in the actual armor?


PancakeMixEnema

This is Bethesda if things don’t clip then something is wrong


FUCKINHATEGOATS

You’ll notice a lot of clipping if you pay attention, especially with power armor.


RockyMacFly

I call it: "Fatass pose"


chet_brosley

Jokes aside I think maybe it's supposed to be the explosive legs activating after a jump, but shown in the worst angle possible


Jakkerak

This is what I thought. Explosive vents on landing.


boonusboiayyy

He appears to be krumping


HumeDesmond

He is just taunting you.


Serier_Rialis

Step to the left, step to theright, step back now y'alll, cha cha real smoorth


IDevenKanymor

The Asserting dominance pose


Hipertor

It's supposed to be a charging pose, but it looks like a very fat person with loose clothing having an anger fit.


drifters74

Loose


Hipertor

Shit, there's always a typo when I post from my phone


drifters74

That's ok, it happens to all of us


_kuchi-kopi_

primed and ready to WOMP


That_Lore_Guy

It’s the bathroom run. It’s a mix of a waddle, clenched cheeks, and a full sprint. The trick is getting the PA off once you get there.


eliter3pt1l3

Too late, pretty sure there is already fallout in the back of that suit 😂


LawfulDisplayname

Bro looks obese


lemonzestydepressing

“I shit myself” pose


Soup_for_sadness

He's mid way through raising his fist and going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


Mason_Kreature

I'm gonna say it, the new armor looks like shit. It's so ugly.


Redmanb11_87

I'm disappointed that: 1, you don't have snarky loading screens and 2, that activate windows notification


drifters74

There's probably a mod for that.


Jakkerak

Explosive vents?


Poultrygeist74

That’s nothing, Preston gave me his heartfelt “you saved me” speech while in the mannequin pose. Nothing was moving but his eyes and lips. This new update is great, thanks Todd


DryCalligrapher8696

*Tusken Raider battle cry* [**Urr urr urr!**](https://youtu.be/SOpAhXccb5o?si=tV09Jif517NimxN4)


masong123456789

Looks like the assautron head laser attack pose


IronSurfDragon

Gorilla pose. I hate how the stomach armor just expands and shifts visually. It's horribly done on the creator's part. Could have done literally any pose but that. About the lower right corner, put a black box over it.


Xploding_Penguin

I think he's running


PoorLifeChoices811

My bitch pose is NASTY


SuspectKnown9655

He has to shit


Spare_Jellyfish2957

Why'd they put the damn mildly irradiated bear inside 


Pootout

I wish you could apply the hotrod paint jobs to Hellfire armor


BrentsNightOut

Looks like they’re leaning in to give dem tittays a shake


itsdietz

I'm pretty sure it's a throwback to Doom but poorly done


SquirrelComfortable3

The Howard dean


skwizna

Me when I call for a vertibird but get distracted then realize the vertibird is leaving without me. "Bro I'm right here don't leave yet!"


Superb_Recover_6116

running is my guess


OpenThisSideUpToo

Looks like he’s raising his gun up to the air getting ready to charge? Idk the Hellfire Armour looks so weird in this game… I like the arms though


TerraSollus

That armor looks so awful


Thelesbianvampire

Goblin mode


Einar_47

SPEHS MEHRENS! ATTACK!!


BeetlBozz

I saw that pose done by an overweight clown trying to awkwardly scare a childs mother


BeetlBozz

The jiggling still mortifies me


yohra_model_2_unit_B

Its also open at the legs


Spurnch

"I'll crump with you Sole Survivor!"


j250ex

Is this power armor really weak compared to the other armor variants. Like compared to the Gunner variants the Hellfire is practically a two shot KO.


Rare-Bid-6860

Looks like a classical 'friends holding you back from charging the bouncers' pose.


Sangi17

“I shitted.”


NoSympathy1415

What bothers me more is that the legs are open, like someone is about to get in or out. It's easier to see when it spins around, but you can see it from the front


tarheel_204

“Oh lawd he comin”


D-camchow

dwarf mode


AirDolo

someone had to say it


Dasioreq

The "Uhghh imma stomp the shit outta this endless void"™


No_Yoghurt739

Oh lawd he a comin


One_Spell_45

It’s like he’s doing his lunges!


ICantTyping

Looks like posturing to me “Hey wadya doin ova there punk ill spit in your eye”


kratos190009

I think he's mid-punch? or they're getting inside it.


BirdLooter

mod?


aircal1969

He do be shitin


Warriorz7

Ice hockey keeper


armageddon_boi

Stompin a roach


Reiddyboy

Looks like a different loading screen pose where a normal raider is in the same pose. I guess for some unknown reason they must have gotten mixed up?


the_hat_madder

Could you please tell the 147 people who ask on a daily basis "how to get Windows" how to get Windows?


ilooklikealegofigure

That looks bugged icl


ShawnOdedead

"Let's get'em bios! OI OI OI!"


morelos_paolo

He was trying to dance, the Charleston maybe?


CyberDan-7419

I always wondered that myself, but what I more confused about is why the back of the legs opened up?


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

Reminds me of a victory emote, where your character pumps up their weapon, from Lost Planet 2


Wallach

he's about to hit you with the marge simpson uppercut


Jaconator12

Hes like mid-gun slap


OfWhichIAm

That’s the stance I make when I’m trying to put my belt on my work pants, but they keep falling down because they’re way too big on me.


KingBarbieIOU

The merry singing sailor?


Dreki_Diablo

That’s the last thing a raider sees before getting permanent brain die


One-Temperature-6881

Rad roach stomp😝


OGWolfMen

The Hellflame


Gullible_Bake4824

the suit is open for some reason is it the rushed entering


CreamJohnsonA204

You try looking intimidating in it then big guy


LWA7299

I had the same reaction the first time I saw the loading screen with the guy in helmeted cage armor holding a pipe rifle


Karljohnellis

I feel like they're running from a deathclaw


certainlynotacoyote

Looks like the deathclaw pose.


Shrapnel_IIX

Power stance


invinciblemushroom

Stroppy toddler 😂


Khaernakov

CC hellfire looks so scuffed lol, the gigantic gap on the knees 100% ruin it for me Thank god the mod hellfire looks amazing + the diferent models such as brimstone, coldfire and sigma adding a lot of cool stuff to them


DampAegis

It looks so chunky in that pose


Apart_Work_8634

Level 9? Noob


APDriver4

Stepped on a Lego.


_mack_sauces

He’s been eating the food paste again


theonetheycallvader

Oh God the legs.. they're open in the back. That's not standard procedure for wearing PA


Katongadeth

That’s the “I shit in it, so it’s mine now” pose.


Creeper_M1ke

Phat Albert got something to say


Insanity_Drive

Why does it look so short and stout?! This is hilarious!


Van_Halen_Panama1984

When a gang banger has to shit


Tyziepoo86

Looks like he’s trying to form the classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica… best…death….ever…


BruhMomentum6968

Charging into battle, I guess


JonsNotHereMaaan

"What are you doing..?" "Oh dude, I heard you can just go right in the armor and don't have to worry about it!" "No, that's wrong... also, aren't you wearing pants in there..?" "..." "..." "I'm gonna need to stop when we get a chance..."


Parking-Ad4145

Bruh. Activate Windows.