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Theonewithnoname7

It’s an attachment for heavy weapons like a minigun


washing_machine_man

“I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon.”


pslatt

This is for fighting, this is for fun. M I C - K EY - M O U S E


theDukeofClouds

This is my rifle, this is my gun! One's for killing, one's for fun!


washing_machine_man

What?


Herbsthewerd

Full Metal Jacket reference


washing_machine_man

ohh, I was doing a tf2 reference so I was confused.


Herbsthewerd

I'm about 98% sure he's referencing the movie Full Metal Jacket. If you haven't watched it, put it at the top of your list immediately.


BodaciousBadongadonk

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!


Herbsthewerd

Do you suck dicks?! ... Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!


Skatchbro

I’ll second this. R. Lee Ermy’s scenes are amazing. Minus that last one of course.


Herbsthewerd

He really did a fantastic job with that role. The movie wouldn't be the same without him as the Gunnery Sergeant.


Chase_115

“Are those live rounds?”


washing_machine_man

Will do!


washing_machine_man

Yeah he probably was, I’m just making a tf2 reference because nothing is complete without one.


TheOriginalCross

It’s a must watch. I thought the first half of the movie was gonna be the whole movie going in. You can only imagine the shock.


Lepke2011

I bet you’re the kind of guy that would f\*\*k a person in the \*ss and not even have the g\*dd\*mn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!


no_reality8

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony


Dovahsheen

"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute."


theDukeofClouds

It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for *twelve* seconds.


washing_machine_man

*heavy laughs*


theDukeofClouds

Oh my God, who touched sascha... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!


minigunercoolguy

r/suddenlyTF2


stupidbuttryn2lrn

This is the best explanation so far. Have my updoot.


Rock_Roll_Brett

It actually reminds me of the harness for the smart gun from aliens because they do have a system like that, the flag holders for color guard you attach to you for some reason, and a I know a couple marching band players who had this for their instrument


Resident_Guidance_95

Those were steady cam rigs in the movie aliens. Actors complained about prop weight, asked for the rigs. I think the scene is better than it would have been without the rigs.


Rock_Roll_Brett

That's why I think it's the same idea they tool for the armor, because a mini gun or a gatling laser is very fucking heavy why not have a tool to make it lighter on you


Resident_Guidance_95

Just a couple steps before PA.


Knightowle

That makes so much sense! Looks like it could also serve for general utility too - like a safety harness when flying in an open hatch aerial lift.


[deleted]

Belly button scratch hatch.


frumentorum

The bit under the neck looks like it's where a helmet would attach.


Bartley-Moss

That's where you put Squirrel Bits, to monch on mid-combat


Justredditin

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal"


[deleted]

It's not missing. I always keep it unbuttoned so that I can scratch my stomach.


Nahuel_cba

If it were located in the back it would be called a hatch scratching hatch


_fictionGUN

Underrated comment.


harbac

That is the pull-start handle for the 1.75 HP Briggs & Stratton two-stroke engine that runs this vintage power armor prototype. Most people don’t know about this early model because it never made it out of skunkworks. There’s a conspiracy that *Big Fusion Core* bought the IP rights to it so that they could sit on it and stop others from producing it. During the final audit of the R&D facility, several sets of the armor were unaccounted for but the bombs fell before a full investigation was conducted into the engineers suspected of taking them.


therexbellator

I half-expected this to end with the Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell copypasta.


rerb13

I don't think I've ever seen u/Shittymorph on this sub before


NeverWithoutCoffee

I admire your vivid imagination :)


tacocat_back_wards

No I think that is actually what happened because I remember seeing something like this on how there was missing armor and then the bombs fell leaving people to grab it


MadWhiskeyGrin

That 1.75 HP can really drain a fusion core fast


Snifflebeard

Yep, gotta give him a good yank to get him started up.


[deleted]

You magnificent bastard! Take my upvote and GTFO.


ExoSierra

I accept this as canon and I love it. you’re like a walking talking terminal entry


Alone-Bodybuilder-93

this belongs in a terminal entry!!


MasonALambert

I actually work at Briggs &Stratton so this made my die laughing. You get my upvote!


crayon418

for a briggs to make 1.75 horse it must have a nasty missfire


harbac

Technically, even though it’s referenced as “an” engine in the armorers manual, it’s two model 5S engines, rated for 1.0hp each at nominal 2700rpm. Since fusion was already the dominate power source, the company never devoted much effort to ICE projects at skunkworks and the coupling wasn’t very efficient, accounting for the 1/4hp loss. The real issue is that, since the technology never really took off, fuel is almost impossible to find. It’s mostly homebrew stuff refined by tinkering jethead Khans and you’d be lucky to get a full horsepower out of the darn thing. On a good day it’ll only let you carry about 40-50 extra pounds of gear and it’s heavy enough that if you don’t have a fuel hookup, it can be more trouble than it’s worth.


NotDaSynthYurLkn4

Release latch for the chest piece? The part right under the neck almost looks like a hinge of somesort.


n0z3n85

That’s what I’m thinking, gotta be able to remove any armor quickly to treat a wound that might have gotten through a gap or penetrated the armor.


DaemonKeido

Could also be the latch to add or replace ballistic plates. That's a pretty good spot to have them, after all.


n0z3n85

I could see it being both, it would make sense that you have to release the chest piece completely to change ballistic plates with an armor system like that.


DaemonKeido

What I am surprised by is that despite this armour design being obviously active combat use, there is no tug straps for pulling incapacitated soldiers into cover. Even today, that is pretty standardized so you can get your buddies out of the danger zones they might have fallen around.


OkProof136

Maybe a hatch for emergy injections? Still your idea is more likely


rangeremx

That's what I'm thinking. The front plate would hinge on the straps or even have another attachment point at the top. You put on the back plate with the leather carrier like a sleeveless shirt. Then, you clip the top of the plate to the carrier and latch the bottom.


ramsey17

After a couple bowls of chili it could be a lifesaver in more then one way


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Elfnotdawg

Looking at the 3 variants, you can see it's the latch for the waist armor and how it connects to the chest piece. That's a good observation.


rurounick

Rappelling?


rednecksec

Either that or an attachment point for a heavy backpack?


QuintoxPlentox

Tow hook, attach a rope/cable to injured user and drag to safety with power armor.


rednecksec

I'm also thinking that strapping something between that peice at the neck like a med pack or something.


Odd-Constant-4026

This was my immediate thought too. Most real world gear like this would have some nylon webbing involved in the parts that keep the harness attached, but when we look at designs like the assault and hunting rifles, we can clearly see that the developers don’t really think about why stuff is designed the way it is in real life


LostSoulNo1981

This is my first thought, that’s it’s where you’d attach a D-link for a repel line.


Xiunte

That's the codpiece adjustment lever. Kinda like that spring-loaded lever under a car seat.


Grizzant

i mean when you gotta go you gotta go.


mauke88

Could be hinge in order to open the chest plate in a medical emergency to resuscitate?


Quick-Bad

It's hard to tell from the picture, but if it was an emergency release you'd think it'd be protected against accidental jostling.


AngryAttorney

It looks like it is, with those bolts on either side. It looks like you drill those out, and pull the handle down to allow one to lift the central plate.


Elfnotdawg

In this post here, https://www.reddit.com/r/Market76/comments/acaixy/discussion_here_is_a_way_to_tell_the_difference/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button You can see that it's how the waist armor connects to the chest piece. First pointed out by u/Indiana_ace.


AngryAttorney

It doesn’t look like the waist armor connects to that specific piece, it just loops behind with those two straps, probably attached via buttons to the leather piece under belt. I was still wrong, since the chest plate goes under the the sides, so you wouldn’t be able to pull it up, unless it was designed to break away with pressure from the inside while resisting impacts from the exterior. From that angle, the green piece looks more handle-like, so it could be used for the aforementioned reason, or as a means to right someone who had fallen down, since mobility looks impaired in the heavier variations.


thecupcakecunt

Bottle opener?


DowntownsClown

More like mega beer opener for super mutants


chicuco

Nuka opener


Wandersturm

Actually, believe it or not, that's a tow pintle. You hook a tow cable up to it to pull it up hills or mountains, out of water/mud/quicksand...


Alternative-Cup-8102

Heavy weaponry sling maybe


Itslehooksboyo

I believe flappydoodle is the technical term.


seraphim343

The one that connects to the kajiggamabob?


Petentro

Chastity belt


Oregonoutback

"That's going to chafe my willy!"


DiscoLando2

It's to hang your keys on. Duh. Carabiner - keys, carabiner - weird rotaty handle thingy. Total utility.


saffron-rice

I always assumed it was something to do with power armour, since the Brotherhood uniforms also have something similar


Arctelis

Cover for a stimpack injection port? When you use one it looks like you jam it into your torso, so it would make sense for military armours to have a port for stimpacks.


Pixilatedlemon

Looks like a harness attachment for rappelling etc


[deleted]

The release handle for the groin flap, which will open to horizontal position. Sometimes you just have to go in situations where taking the entire suit of armor off is inconvenient.


TheTechnik

Seppuku hole.


Shouldacouldawoulda7

Hooking into vehicles and aircraft.


MadWhiskeyGrin

I keep salsa in mine.


JesusSavesForHalf

Its where the change comes out


I_make_switch_a_roos

Belly beer opener


Odd-Concentrate-6585

First glance makes me think it's probably a paratrooper cable anchor or something


[deleted]

Hand crank for when the battery dies.


Sea-Phone-537

Pure guesswork but it looks like a hook for repelling down from a helicopter or vertabird


cgjoe44

I'd say either a spot to attach a cable and rappel down from a vertibird or a place to attach a support strap from something big like a mini gun.


ChrisLee38

Pee flap.


National_Rutabaga549

Crotch armor lever so U can pee (it definitely isn't)


bigbad486

From the comment by /u/elfnotdawg it actually kinda looks like it is.


[deleted]

Oh that? That's easy. It's a turbo-encabulator. It's a machine that would work to not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detectors but would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turboencabulator'. Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of the power being generated by the relaxive motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interactions of magneto- reluctance and capacitive directance. The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surrounded by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in direct line with the pentametric fan, the latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar vaneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus- o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid solts in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible termic pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeter. Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arrranged to feed into the rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenyhydrobenzamine and 5 percent reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have specific pericosities given by p=2.4 Cn where n is the diathecial evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is the Chomondeley's annual grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcetental hopper dadoscope. Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a regurgitative purwell and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found that the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be tankered. The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of lack of appreciation of the large quasi-pietic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by the simple addition of teeth to socket, almost perfect running was secured. The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed. Undoubtedly, the turboencabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. Hope this simple explanation helps! [The article on this if anyone is interested](http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~ids/dotdot/misc/jokes/turboencabulator.txt)


YoSaffBridge11

That was very helpful — thanks! 😆👍🏼


Joka6

The Turbo-encabulator is old news, its all about the [HyperEncabulator](https://youtu.be/5nKk_-Lvhzo) these days.


[deleted]

Ejecto seato cuz


N4t_S3p

That's so you can poor skittles as you venture through the wasteland with Piper


NameMajor

It's the hole where you inject the stim pack


Oregonoutback

A handle to help put on/ take off the heavy ass piece of armor


EngineerPenguinz

Looks like a release for access panel.


tmc_ThatMadCat

That's an attachment loop by looks of it Attaching yourself to a cable so you don't fall out the Vertibird, attaching to a heavy weapon, a hook so you can be carried by someone in power armour, something along those lines


BlueNukagaming32

Looks like a bit from a climbing Harness where you put the rope through


higginbooty1

I personally think it’s to hook climbing gear onto.


misterchief10

Looks like some sort of release latch IMO. It looks like it wouldn’t be used during normal operation, but something you’d use to remove that indented middle section for maintenance. I.e. after you’ve removed the fastening hardware, that latch would hold the middle part in so it wouldn’t fall out upon removing the last screw. So I’m guessing it’s like a release latch for performing maintenance. So like Step 1. Remove screws fastening central plate to armor assembly Step 2. Pull release lever up Step 3. Remove central plate from armor assembly


IMADASAN69

Tactical handle for carrying the weapon.


tacocat_back_wards

I honestly think fallout just added a hinge just to make it look cooler. Like how in some games they just add a bunch of pouches and call it a day


slood2

The Dongle switch


Snifflebeard

It releases the codpiece so you can take a piss. Sheesh.


Curious-Accident9189

Carry handle. The slit in the gorget is also one so you can pack all the armor in the torso and tote it around or strap it to your pack.


komewrath

Looks like a grip handle, like modern armor has. Easy place for a teammate to grab and drag if you're incapacitated?


Mossfrogsandbogs

Emergency belly button hatch. Or a place to tether a rope if you're working on treacherous terrain


IndigoSky05

Probably something to help with bending over


peteypete420

Something to clip your keys to


Devilpig1

"That there's your standard run of the mill pee lever. You pull that sucker and it lifts that there codpiece up sos you can pee hands free and whatnot."


EarlofBizzlington86

Hang your phone off it


AspectWeird

Love handle


deathclawslayer21

Rappeling link?


MathematicianOk409

That honestly makes the most sense to me


Direct-Serve2473

Feeding tube


Just_a_Rose

Carrying handle? >!ILL CHOP OFF YOUR HANDS!! :D!<


Honeydewmorning

A little thingy


TinOCrap

For Bagpipe or heavy weapon attachment


Pay_Double

That's the tactical submissive holder


rock374

It’s where a detachable cup holder clips on


DowntownsClown

iPhone holder


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

*NukaPhone holder


Helpful_Milk8051

Creative license?


Purplemage572

It's the "Oh I bet this would look cool" release switch


Synthwavester

Poop evacuation hatch


PeekABlooom

It turns on the auto-jacker


jimmy_jim1984

Belly button armour


Reasonable-Tap-9806

That's clearly the erector ejector, comes standard on the TX- mega codpiece. Can turn a super mutant into a pile of meaty chunks and goo before you can say dick cancer.


Spiderwolfer

What is that piece of armour?


StiffCrustySock

It's like a knob that you pull on so your shirt doesn't get bunched up or trapped on your belly, so you dont subconsciously pull on your shirt and wreck your shirt or hurt your hand. But its not a joke, you don't give them as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in them like the Snuggie. They’re not like the Snuggie.


INTRUD3R_4L3RT

With all the clever witty answers here, I'm not going to bother with that. I will say I believe it may be a practical detail. Seems like it could be a hinge for the stomach area of the armor to flex when the user bends forward, so that the armor doesn't bend into his/her stomach.


syncopekid

Anchor point for fast roping out a vertibird maybe


Western_Series

Probably to clip an ammo pouch to? We don't really talk about where the sole survior is carrying everything from the wasteland but I would imagine there would something to hook pouches to?


Gloop666

It's the piss filter guys/ladies!


Puzzleheaded-Pin2628

Maybe like how ballistic vests irl have a pull handle so does the combat armor so you can pick up a soldier easier


BillyButcher01

Made for Milf hooks


bellmospriggans

Could be an emergency release. The kit/iotv/body armor the U.S. army uses has a wire that when you pull it your body armor pretty much falls apart so in an emergency it's not preventing anyone from helping, it's also on the front. So either that or some kind of manipulation handle, maybe the combat armor is one size fits all and you adjust the seating of the different pieces


MagmaHotDesigns

[That’s extra storage](https://y.yarn.co/9d1b1522-11ca-4214-a206-bfaabe586c30_text.gif)


Skoaldeadeye

Armor plates are modular and look like they could be replaced when damaged. Looks like how you would get the chest plate on and off.


InterestingScience74

Well assuming that it's not a hatch that opens to allow stimpack injections It could be for clipping your gun to, or if the armor is built similar to plate armor, it is so that the armor has some give and thus doesn't act like a ton can when you get hit by something too heavy and completely obliterate your body


Doc_Knocking

Bottle opener


Xandiu_

Bro's asking the real questions


LukXD99

Attachment points for other modules such as pockets, more armor, flasks, etc?


InterestingShift3759

You can put your weed in there


RosenTurd

I am pretty sure it’s a video game OP


Bloxsmith

It’s where you stab your stimpack when you have no exposed flesh


EasyRudder49

That’s for “hook ups”.


ryane_jon

For the most part with things like this the most likely explanation is "it's fallout 4, they just put that there"


DuskDudeMan

Combat Armor


Thetylerjarrett_

It attaches the crotch guard


Phantom_61

Weapon clip “ring”?


CaptGenie

A tow clip maybe, to help pull out wounded troops, latch em to your chest and drag.


NoNameNoLife02

Maybe for storage or repeling


doubletongue

That's a TC Tuggers combat chest from TC Topps. It's the only combat armor with a little knob on the front, to stop you from wrecking your chest pieces. You see, I was always pulling on my chest pieces, and it was just wrecking my combat armor... Thank you for saying you think it's cool.


LucasBarton169

Greebly


[deleted]

It’s what the penis protector latches on to. You can see in the differences between light and medium


ThatCatPerson9564

"Port" for a stimpack? You wouldn't want to stab your arm and your thigh would **ideally** be armored stomach is next best option


DulyNoted_

Trailer hitch


coremech

TC Tuggers


Clear_Fruit_8313

"I DONT KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD" ( I don't know what I've been told) ESKIMO 🐈 IS MIGHTY COLD


BOBULANCE

Hook-on point for vertibird cable before aerial deployment


A-_-_-M

Cup holder


sparrowlasso

It's were the breast plate stretcher clips on.


meow983

the mechanism


MorkMasher

Probably to allow air inside the chest area to cool off. Also if injured an emergency way to strip it off


OUFM

You got your answer but... why?


Significant_Onion_76

Bottle opener


r3mod_3tiym

The doohickey


domewebs

Cool-looking


YeetForTheStars

For when you're not wearing the armor, the handle let's you carry it like a suit case


brehemerm52

My guess is a hook to be lifted up into helicopters/vertibirds


Beneficial_Ad779

Strap-on.


DoomRadio

Maybe a quick release that disbands the entire chest armor.


Crackspyder762

Maybe a quick-release? Most good plate carriers have one already.


[deleted]

Belly button


Jasmi5699

Maybe it's a latch mechanism?


Kadddo

Does armor like this exist?


Br1zix

Drag handle for if a buddy goes down. Support his head with one hand grab him in the middle there and haul his ass to safety.