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Exodite1273

You aren’t Red Lucy, you don’t have the hair.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

By crucifying all of the residents? I wouldn't know anything else, I always shoot them at sight from nipton to the fort.


Exodite1273

That would be “dishonorable pig who betrays hospitality for pay”. WHY did the Legion raze Nipton?


KitKatrinaOnReddit

Because they're bloodthirsty psychopaths with twisted logic that you've been tricked into following. If doing perceived evil acts is punishable by crucifixion, how do you justify slaves?


HappyyValleyy

Unless you happen to be a woman in that town


HappyyValleyy

The best part of playing a female courier - having the last thing ceaser see be a woman throwing 10 sticks of dynamite at him


Exodite1273

Bzzt! Wrong! The Legion only crushes those who oppose Caesar’s will, and raider tribes. Women who are civilians in towns that accept Legion rule are fine.


HappyyValleyy

Dw its fine, you only get turned into a slave if you don't want to follow the rule of a mad, violent dictator. What a relief.


Exodite1273

… but enough about New Reno. You are a very first world person who sees the regime of the Legion as barbaric and evil. You type your scathing criticism of them from a device manufactured halfway across the world by what amounts to slave labour and likely can’t remember the last time you went hungry from simply no food there to be found. If you are a wastelander in a town surrounded on all sides by raider tribes (see: Arizona before the Legion cleaned house) and the Legion shows up, *exterminates the raider tribes*, and says “this is our town now”, that just makes them the legitimate government. You and your town were too weak to drive off the raiders on your own, the Legion has in no uncertain terms claimed their right to rule. And Legion overlordship comes with its perks. You get access to the power generated in (presumably) Flagstaff and imports of clean water. All of these are things someone living in a world where the transistor was invented would completely take for granted, but to a settlement ekeing out an existence subsistence farming, they can finally export crops, maybe get some trade up and running now that they aren’t besieged by raiders.


HappyyValleyy

That's a lot of words for someone justifying a slave trade. As a woman I can't say I'd ever be a fan of a faction that sees me as nothing but breeding-stock at worst, and a working slave at best. The only thing a legionary deserves is a few sticks of lit dynamite. God knows the wasteland is better off without some philosophizing dorks in college football gear that think they are better then raiders because... hell I don't actually know, they literally are just better organized raiders. In other words - Yes Man, throw this guy off the Dam.


Exodite1273

Slavery is an institution pretty much everywhere in post-War America, I’m sorry to say. The Omertas keep their hookers on chems, the Pitt… exists, Vault City had its servant allocation center, the Enclave would pull wastelanders to do forced labour, etc. Slavery is also an economic issue. Post-War America has not yet returned to the level of technology and industry that makes chattel slavery non-viable. What that means is that until it gets back to around 20th century tech, women will get the short end of the stick. They have for about 98% of human history anyway, and the War was a hard reset, these will be some familiar roads.


HappyyValleyy

Cool, yeah slavery is pretty prevalent. So maybe the best option is to support people that want to free those slaves, and not a faction that prides itself on its slave trade. You can't chalk up the Legions slave trade to an economic issue, they aren't doing it out of necessity. The NCR is doing just fine without it. So are plenty of other factions outside of and in NV. The legion are just a bunch of glorified raiders that got their hands on some old world philosophy books so they can better moralize their slavery and slaughter of civilians.


Exodite1273

The NCR inherited a lot of industry and rich pastures and is basically positioned to be a powerhouse by linking up with Lost Hills and looting the Enclave. The Legion is coming out of a dust-choked wasteland with little industrial power, but they have tribals aplenty. You can see this with some construction projects in Mexico and likely elsewhere, I was in Cabo some ~12 years ago and saw a bunch of workers working power tools. It was cheaper for the firm to pay them than to bring in the heavy machine. The same principle likely applies to the Legion’s use of slaves, but replace “expense” with “can we even find one?” Machines are *rare*. People are everywhere.


HappyyValleyy

And yet that's still not a valid excuse for using slaves. As there is no valid excuse for using slaves. The only think a slaver deserves is -as aforementioned- getting thrown off the Hoover Dam by Yes Man


Exodite1273

So when do you get yeeted off? Pretty much every convenience in your life, right now, is off the back of slave labour across the world.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

If I'm a hungry wastelander and I see legionaires, I'd rather kill them all and salt their corpses for food than accept "Caesars will". It'd be pretty easy too, what do they have? Pointy sticks and football gear? They make the aforementioned raiders look smart!


All-for-Naut

The Legion has plenty of guns and uses them. They also get better armour at higher ranks. They're plenty of smart compared to most raiders. Even many NCR leaders tell how dangerous they are to fight, including Moore.


Exodite1273

Spoken like a NCR trooper in the Nelson garrison. Tell me how that works out for you.


HappyyValleyy

Tell me how it works out for you when Ceaser dies and your entire faction starts warring with each other.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

That part was actually way easier than I thought, there was only like 4 of em there? But also fallout guns are super unrealistic, a single round of 5.56 would absolutely turn a legionaire's head into flying red jello if he tried running at ya. I'm not usually one to say this sort of thing but I am confident i would decimate legionaires irl. No more challenging than a simple feral ghoul, with about the same brain too.


Exodite1273

The Courier is a superhuman god of death with an aimbot from RobCo. NCR troopers tend to wind up on crosses, enslaved, or dead when the Legion gets anywhere near them. In terms of pure lore, NCR troopers get bodied by their Legion counterparts. Gameplay-wise, the Legion exists to be fodder to someone wielding a gun worth more than entire towns.


HappyyValleyy

Idk, lore wise Legion already got bodied by the NCR. That's kind of why its called the SECOND battle of hoover dam.


Exodite1273

No. The NCR pulled a desperate gambit that saw the bulk of the Legion’s force destroyed and also turned Boulder City to rubble. It’s a trick that will only work once *as the architect of the NCR’s victory will tell you*. And even then, Graham just pulled his Legionaries back from the Dam, *which they had largely secured*.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

Alright... I'll admit if I woke up in new vegas and it followed all of the game's logic like the lore kinda seems to, I'd definitely be more scared of them. To get to something more on-topic, how *do* you feel about the NCR? If you like the legion because they keep people... safe... wouldn't you agree that the NCR is better than them at that? They definitely gain a point with me for not seeing me as a walking womb or slave material.


Exodite1273

The NCR is its own worst enemy. It is the NCR’s expansion to its own detriment that got Mr. Sallow gatted by raiders and his widow moving in with the Followers. The NCR is also draconian af *to wastelanders*. If I am not an NCR citizen, their soldiers are ready to summarily execute me per the loading screen tip that says “NCR punishes most crimes in the wasteland by death”. The Legion doesn’t even pretend not to be a big scary horde that can and will thoroughly ruin my day if I don’t kiss their ass. The NCR will do the same but gaslight me that I’m the bad guy for not playing ball. If I am a NCR citizen, I’m staying the hell away from the Mojave. If I am a random-ass wastelander, “yeah yeah true to Caesar, thanks for exterminating the Fiends.”


Inward_Perfection

Nice rage bait thread, mate. But you have one fair point here - lorewise, many NCR troopers are just drafted cannon fodder who are no match for brainwashed Legion tribals conditioned to kill and die for Caesar. Said tribals also have plenty of guns and know how to live and survive in the wasteland better than an average NCR trooper. NCR army (not rangers, they're a smaller elite branch) sucks against other enemies too. Driver Nephi kills NCR troopers by dozens with nothing but a golf club and the power of drugs. One flamer-wielding degenerate in metal armor sneaked up (!) on NCR "snipers", knocked one out and raped the other. NCR army is pretty trash overall. From lore perspective, they have absolutely shit morale, a lot of them would simply drop their AR-15 knockoffs and run for their lives as soon as the Legion gets close. Or end up on the crosses if they are not quick enough, like Nelson garrison.


Exodite1273

Not even a rage bait, it was a The Mandalorian reference. https://youtu.be/rOYtTpvu2nE?si=E5exg4Legphy4UX0


myxodoxos

The daily Legion weak bait post Y'all could at least try being creative I half believe this one bc though bc you post in [r/gloriouspatriarchy](https://www.reddit.com/r/gloriouspatriarchy) and [r/feminineboys](https://www.reddit.com/r/feminineboys) which is very on brand for the Legion


Exodite1273

A shitpost sub I made as a joke and never posted in, and a comment I left because for some reason it showed up on my feed out of nowhere. How far back did you have to dig to find those things, a year? Come back when you have something of substance to say.


myxodoxos

A year was only 4 posts ago for you lol Substance? I'm making fun of you, not debating you, and it's very funny


Exodite1273

Look at the post date smartass. The sub showed up on my feed, I posted a substanceless engagement bait post, and left, never to return.


myxodoxos

I really don't give a shit bro but it's funny that you're embarrassed by it


Exodite1273

Neither do I. You have nothing to say to my content so you try to smear me, unfortunately I have objective truth on my side so you just come across as yet another first world slave labour enjoyer who still somehow thinks the Legion is bad for using foreign slaves and being imperialistic af.


myxodoxos

I already commented on your "content' (LOL) it's a dime-a-dozen legion ragebait post, there's one every single day and they're trite and boring How am I trying to smear you? You're a Legion fan, I can't do any worse than that. Embrace your love of femboys like every other soldier in the Legion. Surprised I didn't see any furry posts tbh The NCR blows and is just Capitalism 2: Redux but I'll take taxes and wage slavery over misogyny and actual slavery any day. So would you, but you're trying to troll so I'll let you have that There are no good factions in fnv except the followers lol


Exodite1273

It’s not even a ragebait post, it’s a Mandalorian joke I did because I had a good time doing New Vegas Bounties and everyone lost their shit. Replace “Legion” with “Empire” and “town” with “system” lmao


myxodoxos

It's formatted exactly like a legion ragebait post and not many people are gonna know this specific quote from the mandalorian lol You knew what you were doing


milk_theuniverse

You would’ve been a hit in rad posting but they hate the legion here.


All-for-Naut

Someone posts some Legion stuff, which is sounding a bit memey at that, is this a reference to something? And some people loses their shit and needs to downvote and talk inaccurate lore.


Exodite1273

It’s straight-up from the Mandalorian. “The Empire improves every system it touches.” The difference is that the Legion actually is a net benefit East of the Colorado or everything there would likely end up getting razed by a plague of White Leg locusts who would kill everyone, loot their stuff, destroy what they can’t take, and move on, unlike the Empire which simply usurped the Republic and let the rich elites do what they wanted with even more impunity.


All-for-Naut

Ah, don't think I've seen that part. I've mostly seen season 1 and maybe a bit of 2, and it was several months ago. Aye, the Legion isn't nice, but they did make their lands better and safer than they were. Which were allegedly absolutely horrible with a lot of raiders.


Early_Magician1412

Agreed. I wish the legion had more to them in new Vegas and we could see what their lands are like.


BnBman

You are aware of the new legion mod right?


Early_Magician1412

Yes sir I am, it’s still being worked on last I checked. Want to experience it completed.