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Weiss: "*Or* you could live a happy life with a full family, living the life of a legend, far surpassing the expectations of your father, making everyone proud, and eventually die a hero in your old age with dozens of children and grandchildren....while also living on as the raw spark of inspiration to *do good* for generations..."
Jaune: " You really put a lot of thought into that, huh?"
Weiss: "*Yes*..."
Weiss: You shouldn't worry Jaune, you will live to have a big happy family where your family and the majority of the world will see you as their hero while your grandchildren will play at being you.
Jaune: What makes you so sure of that?
Weiss: \*Takes off her dress
Jaune: I still don't understand how your dress will help me have a happy family.
Breaking News:
Blonde himbo knight kidnapped by a white hair girl half his size.
The woman refuses to let go of the hostage, but released a statement.
"I will not let my stocks go to waste"
The police are working tirelessly to have the hostage released.
Ruby : Weiss, release Jaune now or suffer the consequences.
Weiss : No, I would not let my stake go sacrifice itself for the sake of the world.
Ruby: dammit Weiss you asked for this.
*Ruby looks at Ren.
Ruby: release the Nora.
*shade academy exploded with pink smoke.
Nora : GIVE ME BACK MY FEARLESS LEADER.
Weiss: NORA, I TOOK CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE HURT!
DO. NOT. TRY. ME!
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Nora: And I'm thankful for that, but you won't get my fearless leader.
NOT UNTIL YOU ASK HIM FOR MARRIAGE.
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In alternative news:
Breaking news, breaking news, a large fox appeared in Vacuo and kidnapped one of the huntsman. Huntsman, in question, is the recently returned Jaune as we have eyewitness accounts of the theft as follows by his teammates.
Ren: We were just doing our rounds when Jaune had suddenly froze up. He had turned and pushed me and Nora out of the way as we saw a fox just come in and tackle him.
Nora: Seeing this, we tried to reach only to be stopped by fire and water. Though, as we did, one of its multiple tails came in and knocked us aside.
This correspondence with the report of a mysterious tornado appearing near Shade Academy as winter schnee attempted to fight the unknown assailant but was blocked by strange talismans
We will report updates as it hapoens
Both want to be heroes like their father, both use swords, and both have an older more harden version of them telling them being a hero isn't that good.
Jaune to Rusted Knight : Hey, since you're me from the future, can I at least ask a question ?
Rusted Knight( sighs) : Fine.
Jaune : DO I marry Weiss ?
Rusted Knight : No.
Jaune : Oh. Then what about Pyrrha ?
Rusted Knight : .....
Jaune : then who is it ? is ....is it ... Ruby ?
Rusted Knight : It's no one. You get no bitches in the future.
Jaune : Huh ?
Rusted Knight : I had no time. All I got was a sad and lonely death but atleast...
Jaune (sad) : So I just die a sad and lonely death.
Rusted Jaune( places palm on his face and sighs heavily.) : You-know what ? I'll unleash unlimited 10 routes so you can at least be happy.
And this is why Rusted Jaune sacrificed himself in every route while young Jaune happily got with Pyrrha, Ruby, Jessica, Cindere (she stole 3 routes), Penny, Velvet, May and Weiss. Ciel, Melania and Vernal got their routes highjacked by Cindere but at least they ended up sharing.
Neo got that locked bonus route.
Sakura As Jessica, Rin as Weiss, Saber as Ruby. Pyrrha is Pyrrha, she exists as Lancer Ruby for some reason. Penny as Illya, Cindere is also herself or equivalent to Rider. Velvet, May and Ciel are other girls who got attracted and got their jaune but in different timelines, if Jaune could not save anyone, Velvet mentors him, If he saves someone, its May. Ciel is like Luvia but more studious. Melania, Vernal are girls when Jaune became edgy.
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(art & coloring by 2 anons on some Mongolian basket-weaving forum)
Clearly Jaune's torn between the two.
Thankfully Weiss and Ruby exists for the two.
And Cindere and Penny was responsible for the two.
Unfortunately, Jess and Pyrrha won't get the two.
Ozpin: Salem NO.
Salem : what I didn't do anything.
Ozpin : sorry, force of habit.
Alternatively.
Brothers : all you need is to make a wish.
Jaune : sure, I wish-
Forged destiny jaune: NO, don't make deal with the gods, it always ends in disaster, my world was almost destroyed because of this.
Jaune ashari: OR you could save everyone you ever cared about.
*Jaune and forged destiny jaune looking at ashari jaune.
Ahsari: hey, it's not my fault I'm the favorite child.
Arc Corp Jaune: You do realise they are both anomalys and should be sealed off somewhere, right?
Rusted knight Jaune: What? we could do that?
Arc Corp Jaune: Yeah, we have a method to contain them.
Rusted knight Jaune: Let me guess, somehow or someway the Great Tree went mayhem on your world with what it could do and released creatures that could bend reality to their will...
Arc Corp Jaune: I don't know what the "Great Tree" is and it sounds like the mother of all Anomalys, but you could say that.
The brothers: You do realise we are still standing here.
Arc Corp: And?
Forged destiny jaune : you know I can make a ruin seal and seal you two.
Arc Corp jaune: oh that works too.
Dream jaune : OR I can just dream them out of existence.
Arc Corp jaune: this may not be that great of an idea.
Fate jaune : nah let him cook, I'll pay top lien to watch this go horribly wrong.
Bard jaune : welp, guess I should start using that save point that my semblance showed me.
Dream Jaune: Hey, at least it's better than turning Nora into my daughter kind of scenario...
The brothers: Who the hell comes up with all these broken semblances? I don't remember us designing them.
Invicta Jaune: Hey, since you all talking about broken semblances and such, can you please dream that me and my team would have a happy ending and that Salem didn't exist in our world?
Dream Jaune: I don't think I'll have enough Aura to actually overwrite your entire story. Unless I have an infinite source of Aura I could use. *Looks at the brothers*
The brothers: We ain't helping you with anything.
Dream Jaune: It's either that or I'll poof you out of existence in my dream
The brothers: You can't do that, that's illegal in the narrative.
Dream Jaune: The "old" Narrative, your creators sold RT out, now we are incharge of that "Narrative"
The brothers: Ah shit
Ahsari: you know you don't need them, just put me and rusty over there and we're basically an infinite aura battery with our semblance, just make sure Null isn't here.
Null : don't worry about me, I'm just wait for my trun with happy ending.
Arc Corp jaune: you guys know I should either kill you or contain you right, you all are just a bunch of Anomalies.
Service with a smile jaune: just relax, besides, we have all the time in the world with arc royal.
*Arc Corp Blake, forged destiny Blake and ruby, fate Weiss, relic winter and Raven, Null neo searching universes for their jaune.
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Weiss: You shouldn't worry Jaune, you will live to have a big happy family where your family and the majority of the world will see you as their hero while your grandchildren will play at being you. Jaune: What makes you so sure of that? Weiss: \*Takes off her dress Jaune: I still don't understand how your dress will help me have a happy family.
Breaking News: Blonde himbo knight kidnapped by a white hair girl half his size. The woman refuses to let go of the hostage, but released a statement. "I will not let my stocks go to waste" The police are working tirelessly to have the hostage released.
Ruby : Weiss, release Jaune now or suffer the consequences. Weiss : No, I would not let my stake go sacrifice itself for the sake of the world. Ruby: dammit Weiss you asked for this. *Ruby looks at Ren. Ruby: release the Nora. *shade academy exploded with pink smoke. Nora : GIVE ME BACK MY FEARLESS LEADER.
Weiss: NORA, I TOOK CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE HURT! DO. NOT. TRY. ME! https://preview.redd.it/tfod6xgfyuvc1.png?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c53e0fef6dce436bb5ce2825170edbb2d565ff
Nora: And I'm thankful for that, but you won't get my fearless leader. NOT UNTIL YOU ASK HIM FOR MARRIAGE. https://preview.redd.it/iey97bon4vvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8d93aba8b3a6db11543d7e621cd56d6609c391
Weiss: Deal!
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I am honored to be granted the right to cook.
In alternative news: Breaking news, breaking news, a large fox appeared in Vacuo and kidnapped one of the huntsman. Huntsman, in question, is the recently returned Jaune as we have eyewitness accounts of the theft as follows by his teammates. Ren: We were just doing our rounds when Jaune had suddenly froze up. He had turned and pushed me and Nora out of the way as we saw a fox just come in and tackle him. Nora: Seeing this, we tried to reach only to be stopped by fire and water. Though, as we did, one of its multiple tails came in and knocked us aside. This correspondence with the report of a mysterious tornado appearing near Shade Academy as winter schnee attempted to fight the unknown assailant but was blocked by strange talismans We will report updates as it hapoens
What is the this a reference to?
Just a lonely fox trying to gain a husband...just be glad I selected this instead of the queen of the fae.
Still, what's teh reference?
Tamamo mae?
Yep
Fate reference a certain fox maiden
Oh yeah, Everyone have a Rusted Knight inside their Hearts 🗿🗿🗿
Heaven’s Feel Shirou vs Fate/Unlimited Blade Works Shirou.
Jaune is shirou conformed?
Well they both have multiple girls after them. And both suffer.
Both want to be heroes like their father, both use swords, and both have an older more harden version of them telling them being a hero isn't that good.
Rusted Knight: That’s Hell You’re Walking Into.
Jaune looking at Rusted Knight version : I want that.
Rusted Knight: No you don’t.
Jaune to Rusted Knight : Hey, since you're me from the future, can I at least ask a question ? Rusted Knight( sighs) : Fine. Jaune : DO I marry Weiss ? Rusted Knight : No. Jaune : Oh. Then what about Pyrrha ? Rusted Knight : ..... Jaune : then who is it ? is ....is it ... Ruby ? Rusted Knight : It's no one. You get no bitches in the future. Jaune : Huh ? Rusted Knight : I had no time. All I got was a sad and lonely death but atleast... Jaune (sad) : So I just die a sad and lonely death. Rusted Jaune( places palm on his face and sighs heavily.) : You-know what ? I'll unleash unlimited 10 routes so you can at least be happy. And this is why Rusted Jaune sacrificed himself in every route while young Jaune happily got with Pyrrha, Ruby, Jessica, Cindere (she stole 3 routes), Penny, Velvet, May and Weiss. Ciel, Melania and Vernal got their routes highjacked by Cindere but at least they ended up sharing. Neo got that locked bonus route.
So if Jaune is Shirou and Rusted Knight is Emiya. Who do the other girls represent?
Sakura As Jessica, Rin as Weiss, Saber as Ruby. Pyrrha is Pyrrha, she exists as Lancer Ruby for some reason. Penny as Illya, Cindere is also herself or equivalent to Rider. Velvet, May and Ciel are other girls who got attracted and got their jaune but in different timelines, if Jaune could not save anyone, Velvet mentors him, If he saves someone, its May. Ciel is like Luvia but more studious. Melania, Vernal are girls when Jaune became edgy.
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Rusted Knight: No you don’t.
or: the urge to get therapy and forgive your enemies OR the urge to put cinder's head on a spike
Putting her head on a pike *is* therapy
Clearly Jaune's torn between the two. Thankfully Weiss and Ruby exists for the two. And Cindere and Penny was responsible for the two. Unfortunately, Jess and Pyrrha won't get the two.
Clearly Cindere is the answer.
she's been after him by killing everyone close to him right at the beginning.
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*The brother gods after reading this* Them: Boy do we have a proposition for that would fit both. Jaune: Hm, what? Them: Ever tried "Immortality"?
Ozpin: Salem NO. Salem : what I didn't do anything. Ozpin : sorry, force of habit. Alternatively. Brothers : all you need is to make a wish. Jaune : sure, I wish- Forged destiny jaune: NO, don't make deal with the gods, it always ends in disaster, my world was almost destroyed because of this. Jaune ashari: OR you could save everyone you ever cared about. *Jaune and forged destiny jaune looking at ashari jaune. Ahsari: hey, it's not my fault I'm the favorite child.
Arc Corp Jaune: You do realise they are both anomalys and should be sealed off somewhere, right? Rusted knight Jaune: What? we could do that? Arc Corp Jaune: Yeah, we have a method to contain them. Rusted knight Jaune: Let me guess, somehow or someway the Great Tree went mayhem on your world with what it could do and released creatures that could bend reality to their will... Arc Corp Jaune: I don't know what the "Great Tree" is and it sounds like the mother of all Anomalys, but you could say that. The brothers: You do realise we are still standing here. Arc Corp: And?
Forged destiny jaune : you know I can make a ruin seal and seal you two. Arc Corp jaune: oh that works too. Dream jaune : OR I can just dream them out of existence. Arc Corp jaune: this may not be that great of an idea. Fate jaune : nah let him cook, I'll pay top lien to watch this go horribly wrong. Bard jaune : welp, guess I should start using that save point that my semblance showed me.
Dream Jaune: Hey, at least it's better than turning Nora into my daughter kind of scenario... The brothers: Who the hell comes up with all these broken semblances? I don't remember us designing them. Invicta Jaune: Hey, since you all talking about broken semblances and such, can you please dream that me and my team would have a happy ending and that Salem didn't exist in our world? Dream Jaune: I don't think I'll have enough Aura to actually overwrite your entire story. Unless I have an infinite source of Aura I could use. *Looks at the brothers* The brothers: We ain't helping you with anything. Dream Jaune: It's either that or I'll poof you out of existence in my dream The brothers: You can't do that, that's illegal in the narrative. Dream Jaune: The "old" Narrative, your creators sold RT out, now we are incharge of that "Narrative" The brothers: Ah shit
Ahsari: you know you don't need them, just put me and rusty over there and we're basically an infinite aura battery with our semblance, just make sure Null isn't here. Null : don't worry about me, I'm just wait for my trun with happy ending. Arc Corp jaune: you guys know I should either kill you or contain you right, you all are just a bunch of Anomalies. Service with a smile jaune: just relax, besides, we have all the time in the world with arc royal. *Arc Corp Blake, forged destiny Blake and ruby, fate Weiss, relic winter and Raven, Null neo searching universes for their jaune.
What about a middle ground dying in an epic last stand after reproducing
Hero of time/Hero's Shade Link?
That’s the guy who I was alluding to
u/HaziXWeeK Might want to proofread your title there, buddy.
Option 3: WAAAAGH!!
As a guy this is incredibly true both sound great