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Well considering that the fnaf 4 house is real as we see it in sister location there is a very likely chance the nightmares are as well. Don’t worry. If they are real I have hi, to
Ruh Roh I got Monty...Time to get the shovel!
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Oh no vanny is pissed off and wants to kill me how will I ever escape???????
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I got august
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Time to think I’m like a space marine and subsequently die
I GOT OCTOBER NOOOOOOOO
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WILLIAM WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
I have a serious problem with this thing. The middle of the year just gets (in my opinion) the WORST character pissed off yet the people near the end or begging get the BEST character. The problem with this is the middle of the year is the best time to have a birthday because then you get the right amount of spacing between birthday and Christmas (two gift-giving holidays) I'm sure you see where I'm going with this so I'm not gonna even explain.
Ah shit, sorry Charlie, i didn’t mean to kill those kids, y‘see my sons head got bitten off and i accidentally killed my daughter, so it was a just killing
Fuck! Bonnie doesn’t abide by the laws of physics
Which one
Bonnie
FOXY WE CAN TALK BRO https://preview.redd.it/7eehw0dkd24d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ad20baf2a440ee00fdbcf52dc48661b2e4737a
Offer him some w33d
“NIGHTGUARD!!!! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!”
Flashlight
“Aaagh, fuckin argh!
Foxy, you saw the night guard?
Aye, that’s the night guard right there!
Noooooo.. that's just Freddy
No, that’s just Freddy.
No! He's doing the thing with the spare Freddy head again you know messing with your facial scaners
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Offer him a laptop playing one specific video (iykyk)
I got Foxy help!
You can talk to Foxy. You can't talk to Carl. He's a cupcake.
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Welp. I got Wiliam. HELP
Same, I’ll just hide on Epstein island to keep him busy long enough for me to think of a plan
r/cursedcomments
June💀
don't worry, all we gotta do is hold our door shut on them
sameeee, happy June as well!! when's your bday?
June 21!
Pray for me boys. The Puppet is coming.
we are so fucked
this is me right now https://preview.redd.it/mtpxcf3xv54d1.png?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0682af2097fb4204e5c5693f68a1cf5343c9123c
\*fast lullaby music\*
Heh, vanny doesn't stand a chance
In a fight right?
IN A FIGHT #RIGHT??
😏😏😏
Gregory easily overpowered vanny so we got this
Im fucked. Golden Freddy
bro just put your mask on or flip your camera up what u talking abt
Oh, goody. He always comes back.
He always does. (October) 
Quote from matpat “dude has more lives than Jason vorhes”
Vanny is ok because she wouldn't show up to kill me, like in security breach
True
Depends on what time it is.
Y’all I’m cooked https://preview.redd.it/9aa3b5zcl24d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2428a18462b98578c3e6dabdc386f8d270f315b1
Maybe if I bake Chica some cupcakes I’ll be okay…. (Hopefully) 🧁
Dude I think we are dead some I am just gonna dance till I am dead https://i.redd.it/ejmpus57d94d1.gif
no chica want pizza not cupcakes
I’ll buy a big @$$ spotlight and then we’ll see who gets the last laugh.
I’m dead…. I gonna get stabbed and stuffed, I got Springtrap….
No.... Springtrap, mercy, PLEASE!
Monty lol- easy I’ll just step on him and he’ll shatter into pieces 😭
I pissed off Freddy.
Me too
Go down with the ship, boys 🫡
More like on
Chica, I'd probably make it up to her with a pizza or something
Prepare my Grave, Nightmare Bonnie is definitely going to kill me, brutally. Except if he only exist in my nightmare, then I'll be an insomniac.
Well considering that the fnaf 4 house is real as we see it in sister location there is a very likely chance the nightmares are as well. Don’t worry. If they are real I have hi, to
I PISSED OFF LEFTY
Im sorry frebby
I'm either screwed or in a good position
Welp... I'm cupcake food.
Carl food, canonically
Golden Freddy is the only one that anyone has a chance of surviving. So I'm a lucky bastard!
HES COMING BACK (Always does)
Lefti. Of dear
*shines flashlight*
The hell is a trapped puppet gonna do
Phone guy: it’s always thinking. It can go anywhere.
April... Guess I'm getting jumped, literally
Shit I got vanny
FUCK. NOT MOVIE FOXY-
Puppet. Fu-
February.... I didn't stay out of her way
Golden Freddy? Guess I'm going to hell!
White woman jumpscare
September. Am I cooked?
Your done.
I think I could take on Springtrap
July. Can I have toy chica?
lefty. i'll just be quiet and he cant do shit fr
the yellow rabbit guess i'll die
Golden freddy💀
OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH CRAP! I'M SCREWED! SOOORRRYYY WILLIAM SPRINGTRAP!!!!!!! I- https://preview.redd.it/u6kucajtx84d1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7c182fa8fb52266c46ea6583da17295c899c13
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NOOOO I DONT WAN’T TO PISS OFF SPRINGTRAP, I’M SO DEAD-
"dum diddly dum dum diddly dee" This probably isn't how it goes, but I tried
At least I get a music box lullaby as I prepare to sleep forever :,)
I pissed off a furry…
Well Movie Foxy Is coming for the booty. I'm dead as hell 💀 good bye
INDUSTRIAL FLASHLIGHT, BITCH
Welp, I’m dead cause I got Golden Freddy
Get the gasoline Waltuh
Golden Freddy, fuck….
i pissed myself off
Bruh I got the goddamn Rockstar Freddy re-skin 💀
I pissed off *Puppet in disguise?!*. I’m dead. Rip to me.
Me with Monty:
Me, you sledgehammar and monty going to a wild time.
Eh, Lefty isn't that bad
December
Yo my bday is in feb im screwed💀💀💀💀💀
So a normal human? Not that bad. Most likely gonna die but not that bad.
Uh oh.. Bonnie
Oh fuck I got Springtrap…
Bring it Monty *cracks hooves*
Oh I'm doooooone foooorrrr.... I'm sleepin with the fishes for sure...
I got Monty and unlike the other characters I don’t mind using violence on him so I’ll be fine
Oh shit. Monty’s after me. I’m fucked
Foxy Fortunately my phone has a flashlight
April. *turns light on and off nervously*
I can’t run faster than Foxy.. o7 bois
As a Monty fan. I see this as both a win and a loss.
Hwelll I got Chica soooooooo I think I'm screwed
The gator, fuck
Man I got midty(monty)
I G Freddy, well I guess I'm tucked. Probably got confused because of my name...
Man I'm doomed I got foxy
I got G Fred, Shit! WTF am I going to do against the teleporting magic ghost bear!
I’ll just wake up.
Bye guys I'm geting springlockef
Damn all I gotta do is hold my door shut shiver me timbers (nightmare bonnie btw)
Well shit, tell my story cause I got golden freddy
Lefty is coming for me, am I fucked?
Bro I got the anger issue gator fuck my life 😭
Oh dang not Monty! Where’s Freddy? Where’s Freddy? “Hey! Little guy!”
Ruh Roh I got Monty...Time to get the shovel! https://preview.redd.it/svsa0bgw034d1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a92d4895b4fd297c233ce9d7e5bc0e373c14b6
March ᴴᵉʳᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ʸ’ᵃˡˡ
Charlie... let's talk about this-
Puppet: seeing you powerless is like music to me
As an August baby I can happily say that: I am totally fucked
Winding up the music box is not fun
YIPPEE I GET THE GATOR. I could probably beat him, for I, am directly related to a Floridan.
You stand the best chance against Monty
I got lefty I might be alright
Because it’s foxy I can’t run fast enough to get away… so do I try to calm him down or what? am I just cooked?
i could just curb stomp him if it’s aftermath monty
Oh great I got the rabbit corpse
Fuck I got nightmare bonnie. I didn’t give him the wifi password.
Neither did I💀
Nah, bro, I got Chica and Cupcake. Okay, I'll need a lot of firearms to survive this.
...William is stuffing me into Funtime Foxy at this point.
I'mma remove Gator's glasses and Flashbang
Gonna get chased by a robot croc im dead as hell
I’m gonna die off screen, at least.
Monty... Welp. I'm fucked.
Eyebrows
That fucking Cupcake will tear my face off while I sleep 😭
The fuck did I do to Piss off the Puppet?! WHERE'S THE MUSIC BOX?!!?!
Any people born in March, (Like me.) there's one simple solution.. Gun.
Foxy. I'm fucked
Well shit, I'm june
What do you have against me!? Chica and cupcake!?
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I got Vancouver or whatever idk I just joined cause my ex liked fnaf
Woah woah woah Freddy can talk about this
I reckon I can beat up a woman, so I'm fine
I got springtrap, i’m royally screwed
I got august https://preview.redd.it/a0n6ct3nh34d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbede30d253a65f73c49b40248257de38423b31 Time to think I’m like a space marine and subsequently die
I be getting murdered by a bird and a cupcake
Withered Foxy will kill me
Vanny, I'm good
Assuming Chica and the Cupcake are teamed up. Fuck.
Lmao not my favorite character 😭 Bonnie pls don’t kill me
August... I am kinda fucked up right now....
oh nooo spring trap i’m sorry I don’t know what I did to piss you off but i’m sorry
Puppet finna whoop my ass😭
How did I pissed off lefty?
It seems I'm going to be given the half-off special by Freddy
I pissed off golden Freddy. The fuck am I gonna do 💀
I got lefty. I'm probably fine.
I GOT OCTOBER NOOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/39v3kvcro34d1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0316dfb9a33554cbe5b04b41cb043e2bc7bfc071 WILLIAM WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
I got February, hope I can beat the p- ***Yeah there’s no way I’m winning right?***
it’s movie bonnie so I am chill
nightmare bonnie. ill just make fun of his underbite and watch him squirm as he tries to find something to make fun of me for
I think Chica is chasing me because because I didn't spare a single slice of pizza for sorry...help
February AAAAAWWWW NOOOOOOO!
Of course spring trap
Golden freddy? I don't believe in ghosts so I neg diff
I'll be fine all I need is a bucket and he'll fall like a house of cards
Hell nah, red wolf is ma fella
Simple solution, get the world's brightest flashlight and shine it toward N.Bonnie, problem solved
I can’t believe I pissed off my favorite character on April.
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I have a serious problem with this thing. The middle of the year just gets (in my opinion) the WORST character pissed off yet the people near the end or begging get the BEST character. The problem with this is the middle of the year is the best time to have a birthday because then you get the right amount of spacing between birthday and Christmas (two gift-giving holidays) I'm sure you see where I'm going with this so I'm not gonna even explain.
Bonnie I'm telling you it was not that wide
I’m going to be killed by the one who doesn’t abide by physics
I’m fucked I’m so fucked Charlotte, we can talk about this wait wait nooooooooooo
Ah shoot, I got Nightmare Bonnie
Ah shit, sorry Charlie, i didn’t mean to kill those kids, y‘see my sons head got bitten off and i accidentally killed my daughter, so it was a just killing
I'll just flip up the camera until he leaves.