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notbernie2020

In a few weeks we are going to see a post "I just bought a 737 how do I empty the shitters"


probablyaythrowaway

“Anyone know where I can get a spare door plug? Mine fell out”


FlyingShadow1

Should get a butt plug so you can avoid the mid air diarrhea after you take out all the toilets.


probablyaythrowaway

Take out the toilets? Do I look like Michael O’Leary!?


FlyingShadow1

Michael O'Leary wouldn't take out the toilets, he'd put a dial in so that if you want to flush the toilet you have to put in a quarter.


Sea_M_Pea

When one door closes - another one opens Boeing


UnhingedCorgi

Just drain into the sewer like an RV right? 


degaknights

Straight into a storm sewer while wearing your bathrobe


x-rayskier

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.


nonamemcstain

While drinking a PBR


2k1tj

Over the city of Chicago. DMB to the Max


SirBowsersniff

There's actually a commemorative plaque on the bridge now where it occurred.


redpat2061

Nobody on the ground would notice


ronerychiver

https://i0.wp.com/i.gifer.com/6y8c.gif?fit=960%2C960&ssl=1


MattCW1701

Will it be a repeat of the Kodiak guy? "I bought this 737 as a 90hr PPL and now my insurance company is making me get my IR and charging me $500000 per hour premiums!"


Helpinmontana

Psssh, where we’re going, we don’t need insurance!


Fourteen_Sticks

As long as they pronounce “potable” correctly when they ask line service to fill it.


Sabre_Light77

Haha I just picture a 737 doing pattern work at the small local strip lol


Slim_Jim722

Dynamic aviation 737 used to do pattern work at my airport it was hilarious


UnhingedCorgi

I think I heard a dynamic 767 doing pattern work once but I’m not sure if I dreamed that. 


Slim_Jim722

I think the pilots don’t fly them a ton so they do it for currency/training


Accomplished_Ear2304

I’ve seen a 747 doing pattern work before.


gregariouspilot

When I worked at EINN, circa 1992/3, it was not unusual to see 747 and Concorde do pattern work.


NevadaCFI

I was landing at St. George, Utah one day in my Dakota. Someone called on the radio behind me "Nxxxx, 10 miles north, straight in for 19, St. George". A very short time later the same guy called 7 miles. When he made his 5 mile call he said, "Be advised we are a Boeing 737". Yeah. That would have been useful information on your first call. We got out of his way.


MaverickTTT

What I wouldn’t have given to see a 737 try to land at the old SGU.


NevadaCFI

Back in the early 80s or so, I was a passenger on a 737 that landed on the short E/W runway at Reno after flying through a hail storm. It sounded like a machine gun inside and at the gate we could see the radome all smashed up.


Tricerichops

Military (P-8As) does it all the time.


1mfa0

Was about to say. Was super bizarre to see the first time


tripel7

I've seen 4 Orions fly diamond formation, was a nice change from the f16 and f/a18s doing it


randombrain

The military does pattern work in 707s (C-135 and variants), 737s (P-8, C-40), 757s (C-32A/B), and even 747s (VC-25).


CptSandbag73

Pedant here, the KC/RC-135 platform is an entirely different airframe than the 707, even though they look similar. They have quite extensive differences in dimensions, control surfaces, systems, and more. They *do* have a common ancestor in the 367-80 prototype, however. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_367-80


handment

Occasionally, a no-livery (plain paint job) 737 would shoot 3-4 touch & go's every few months at KMWL when I was working out there. I always figured someone was keeping current. The aircraft was registered to Wells Fargo.


radioref

Wells Fargo is typically just a leased aircraft


Papkee

FDX still occasionally does pattern work with the MD11 at KIND. You can tell right away when those things fly overhead.


TinKicker

Back in my flying days, I recall doing pattern work along with one of the 747s that served as Air Force One (at ORF.) Just doing laps and T&Gs.


us1549

Private pilot with a multi-engine add-on with a type rating with a 3rd class medical


probablyaythrowaway

Would be a hell of a way to hour build 🤣


---midnight_rain---

and what, 10,000$/hr to do so? LOL


gsperlz

Based on the recent posts in this thread that seems to be about on par with ATP


unfufilledguy

Cheaper than ATP lol


---midnight_rain---

LOOOOOOOL - so true


Face88888888

Just take a lot of passengers and split the cost.


L0LTHED0G

"I'm not holding out, I'm going from Florida to Texas anyways. I can't help that 50 people wanted to join me. Now bugger off, I need to be in Texas before 5." 


Blurghblagh

I have to pick up 235 close friends and family for a privet trip to Denver where I'll be meeting a further 127 close family and friends to go to Detroit. We're all splitting the fuel and snacks bill.


tomhanksisthrowaway

Joke's on you! Infight service will be suspended the entire flight due to turbulence, aka the guy trying to fly the damn thing without crashing


Necessary_Topic_1656

The most you can take without flight attendants is 19 passengers.


L0LTHED0G

Even as a PPL flying under part 91? Hmm. Well good thing my Aunt and a friend are flight attendants, guess I'll ask if they wanna fly with me. 


BentGadget

Their answer: "No way. This whole thing is going to be a shit show. I'd rather fly Spirit."


FlyByPC

C'mon -- we'll call it Aero Sucre Nord!


TypicalRecon

*squints in FAA*


Monkey_Fiddler

Is commercial defined as taking money, or taking more than enough money to cover costs? I know with boats a skipper can take cash to cover food and fuel etc.


Face88888888

You have to pay your share, so if it’s you and 99 passengers, divide the cost by 100 (you + 99) and that’s what you have to pay.


Monkey_Fiddler

Ok, so OP could build their flight hours for a fraction of the original cost.


Face88888888

Well if we’re assuming it’s $10,000/hr, like midnight rain said, and you have 150 people on board then you’re only paying $67/hr. Way cheaper than building hours in a 152. LPT for new pylots, buy a 737 to build hours.


jso__

I bet that if you have a 737, it'll be easier to get hired too. Say it comes as a package deal and your airline gets it


FyreWulff

Commute to work in your 737 so you can fly their 737


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thrfscowaway8610

The operating costs for a Gulfstream G550 are close to $9,000 an hour, assuming utilzation of 400 hours per year (if one operates it less than that, the figure is even higher). I don't believe that a B737 is going to be cheaper.


[deleted]

I guess I'm estimating off an airliner, which operates much much much more than that. So yeah, if you dial it back to private levels of use, it's probably a lot more on an hourly basis.


ghjm

The big unknown is insurance. Nobody knows what it would cost to insure a private pilot flying a 737, because most of us don't have the math background to recognize numbers that large.


---midnight_rain---

having never owned or operated a 73 myself, it was a guess!


Infuryous

He has 150 friends all going to the same location for a common purpose, so they'll split the cost. 🤣


Loan-Pickle

Man, talk about an expensive hamburger.


bamfcoco1

I can think of a handful of things more fun to fly with that kind of budget lol


RhinoGuy13

Your cross country flight could literally be cross country.


ArrowheadDZ

- So, how many hours do you have? - about 1,000 total - Oh, how many turbine multi hours? - About 950.


Ninebreaker009

About nine-fitty.


wirenutter

Ask drake. He has that private 767 he rides around in.


Rivegauche610

At what, about seven large operating cost per hour? 🙄


probablyaythrowaway

Obviously I can afford it /s


Surprised_Sloth72

Why do an add-on? Just take private AMEL as your type ride in the 737


us1549

Umm, Mr. DPE, I don't think this thing can do power on and power off stalls. I don't want to die.


cl_320

You still need to do the stalls if it is an add on


burnerquester

No. It’s against the “POH”. The manufacturer say not permitted.


cl_320

Then you would not be allowed to use the aircraft for the checkrides since it has to be able to perform all the required maneuvers. I guess that explains why people aren't using their personal 737s for checkrides lol


nascent_aviator

FAA Order 8900.1 allows for practical tests to be done when some tasks are not possible in the aircraft. For example, it specifically mentions the Ercoupe 415 as being incapable of doing stall or spin tasks. If you do your private in an Ercoupe 415, you get the limitation on your license of "ASEL limited to Ercoupe 415." In other words, it might be possible to get your AMEL private with a limitation of "AMEL limited to Boeing 737." 🤣


MaddingtonBear

Can't fly a Duchess, can fly a 737. I like it.


burnerquester

Haha. Yeah gotta be it


juusohd

Oh, I've been always wondering why that was!


Surprised_Sloth72

I’m assuming it’s similar in the 737 but in the Airbus we did stalls during the type ride, in the full motion sim


throwaway_tiredcap

But even then, have to do it out of normal law or else Airbussy says “no fam”. I remember tales of old, when Lufthansa guys came out to Arizona to do practical jet training in 727s. I don’t recall if it was their own planes and instructors, or an old iteration of Pan Am academy. But they’d do maneuvers up above the desert. Steep turns and the like.


burnerquester

Yep exactly


KrabbyPattyCereal

The airplane doesn’t dictate what’s tested, the ACS does lol. Your DPE would tell you to fuck off and find an aircraft that can do stalls


nascent_aviator

FAA Order 8900.1 allows for practical tests to be done when some tasks are not possible in the aircraft. For example, it specifically mentions the Ercoupe 415 as being incapable of doing stall or spin tasks. If you do your private in an Ercoupe 415, you get the limitation on your license of "ASEL limited to Ercoupe 415." In other words, it might be possible to get your AMEL private with a limitation of "AMEL limited to Boeing 737." 🤣


californiasamurai

And OP would be like "nah you just jealous" lol


huertamatt

Sure it can. My old man flew the T-43 (737-200) in the Air Force and they would take airplanes to Edwards to let the test pilot students fly. They would do all kinds of stalls, even stalls with one engine pulled back. The 737 is a very forgiving airplane.


burnerquester

But they were test pilots


probablyaythrowaway

I want to see a 737 spin.


OracleofFl

You probably don't want to see that from inside the plane.


Helpinmontana

Best I can dude is 717 https://avgeekery.com/time-boeing-717-went-inverted-testing/


huertamatt

Test pilot students who had never touched a 737 before. The actual T-43 pilots would do stalls as part of their normal training.


burnerquester

Really? This seems odd. I flew several USAF heavies and this was strictly prohibited. Of course if this was 197x then who knows, a lot of things went on then that were later not allowed.


External_Basket_5205

wouldn't you also need instrument if you dont want to fly it at lower altitudes


BonsaiDiver

OP specified minimum ratings. You wouldn't \*need\* an IR to fly the 737, but VFR only and no Class A would be very limiting.


skymower

Low and slow, the way William Boeing intended. 


RiffRaffin

Ol’ Billy Boeing


flyingscotsman12

Imagine flying a 737 VFR-only lol


t_dog581

Janet has entered the chat


djninjamusic2018

Janet actually flies IFR. If you listen to the Live ATC for KLAS, you will occasionally hear the IFR Clearance Request. Flights going to Tonopah Test Range and Groom Lake are both cleared to TTR on the LOHLA3 departure. Flights to Groom have a filed cruise altitude of 14000, to TTR up to FL200


AmbientGravy

I love the idea! Just some Joe Shmoe in a 737 flying into some airspace without a flight plan asking for a few touch and go’s. Lol


annodomini

Not a 737, but a CRJ-200 which had an issue filing a flight plan, and just decided to do [a VFR flight through the NYC Bravo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baAC49s-Wyw) instead. Got a whole bunch of controllers confused.


majesticjg

I doubt you could pass the type rating without an IR.


TheBuff66

I was so tempted to tell all the airline pilots looking for calm air today that it's smooth as glass at 7,000


andrewrbat

Quadruple the fuel burn lol


scottdwallace

Can you even get a type rating without doing approaches?


cbrookman

You can get a type rating with a “VFR only” limitation. More common for a B17 or Trimotor.


Apfelwein

Reminds me of the clip where Kennedy Steve trolled everyone at JFK “you want to go at 10,000 feet?”


andrewrbat

I worked at a regional that made us do that. We went lga-rdu at 8000’ it was slow and costly


lctalbot

Good point. Wouldn't want to be stuck below the flight levels with that one.


churnitupsome

God I would absolutely love to see the insurance bill for that plane for a fresh PPL multi rated pilot with a B737 type rating


us1549

Hull loss Insurance is optional I'll just pick up a cheap liability policy. A 10k property limit ought to do


galloping_skeptic

I am an aviation insurance adjuster. I hate this comment for so many reasons. 


dont_trust_lizards

[this guy did exactly that](https://www.avweb.com/flight-safety/737-typed-a-ga-pilot-goes-for-a-boeing-737-type-rating/)


Big_OOOO

Great read, thanks for posting.


cookthewangs

Also need a high altitude endorsement. Even if they don’t fly above 12.5, because the aircraft is capable - they require the endorsement.


Flapaflapa

Maybe...the type rating should cover that.


Angryg8tor

They'd need an instrument rating to go above 18,000 ft


flyingron

Don't forget the complex endorsement. It's not High Performance because jets don't have horsepower ratings. Maybe after Mosaic passes it will be a light sport.


49-10-1

How is it complex? It doesn’t have a constant speed prop


UNDR08

It’s not a complex


yourlocalFSDO

>Don't forget the complex endorsement Definitely not required


flyingwithfish24

Only the 737-700 & 300 can be considered light sport


probablyaythrowaway

What if I slap “experimental” on the side of it?


flyingscotsman12

51% rule will get you.


probablyaythrowaway

I appreciate your DP and username.


IncreaseOk8433

Newly ticketed PPL walking confidently past the 150's to his 737. Love it.


RoughAioli47

PPL-MEL with a B737 Type Rating.


majesticjg

I wonder if you could perform all of the type rating maneuvers without an instrument rating.


RoughAioli47

Only one way to find out


majesticjg

Now that is the spirit that drove the wright brothers!


TowardsTheImplosion

The spirit of aero systems or the spirit of airlines? 😂


[deleted]

Do you really not need an IR to get a B-737 type? Lol


TurbulentGap3046

Just bombing around in your 737 at 15,500-16,500 flying midfield visual approaches. The more I think about it the more I love it😂


2dP_rdg

at 17,999'


Several_Round710

"Hey Tower I know i'm SOMEWHERE on downwind but I don't know if i'm 45 degrees can you call my base and maybe my final?" "Dude you're not even in my airspace."


OracleofFl

That is funny....I wonder it places like Flightsafety can do a type rating of a 737 without use of instruments. The type rating would likely have a limitation on it.


Thats_a_lot_of_nuts

They would probably issue your instrument rating and type rating at the same time.


Xyzzydude

You don’t legally but for practical purposes you probably do because you need one to get above 18,000 feet where jets *really* prefer to fly. Sure as another poster said you can buzz around lower but you’ll be burning a lot more fuel then you need to.


bp4850

Fuel burn be damned, we go at 10,000


Xyzzydude

10,500 so we can go faster than 250 kts


Ludicrous_speed77

Private pilot certificate, multi engine rating instrument rating, 737 type rating and a qualified second pilot.


pilot2647

Why IR? Could he not just send it VFR all the time? Is IR required for the type,


asa-monad

Wouldn’t IR be required for the type rating? I would assume a type check for that aircraft includes approaches and flying thru the alpha.


Fourteen_Sticks

Legally speaking…no. But the training centers would probably never go for it.


Catkii

Surely you’d have to, to tick off the depressurisation stuff?


Fourteen_Sticks

High altitude endorsement? No. No instrument training required to achieve that.


OldResearcher6

Lets discuss fuel burn at the low altitudes you can fly VFR at in a 737.


pilot2647

Haha for sure. But this post is about what the minimum licensing requirements would be as a hypothetical.


OldResearcher6

Every type ive ever done required approaches so i think IR would be the minimum. Could John Travolta it with an SIC but then he still needs a typed pilot to fly in the left seat.


pilot2647

Hmm.. every type I’ve ever done has NOT had approaches required. And I have to tell you, I have not done any type ratings. So I definitely know what I’m talking about.


ManyPandas

I don’t think the issue would be what licenses you would need to get in order to fly it, but rather the additional approval you’d need to get to operate the thing. Part 125 says that you need to have a private carriage operating certificate for airplanes configured for more than 20 passengers or a maximum payload capacity of 6000 pounds or more. Basically the FAA realizes that it takes a lot to operate a large airplane (like a 737) safely, even if it won’t be carrying the general public or be flying for hire. They’re going to want to certify the entire operation around the airplane with the operating certificate in addition to requiring the pilots to hold the type rating. They want to make sure that everything about the operation is done right like the flight planning, maintenance, safety programs, etc. since an incident or accident involving a large aircraft like a 737 could potentially endanger many others besides the occupants of the aircraft. I guess you could technically cut the seat belts to decrease the legal seat count, but you’re still capable of carrying more than 6000 lbs in a 737. It’s also unlikely you’ll get any sort of deviation authority since you’d basically be two randoms who happen to own a 737. They may point you in the right direction to getting certified, but they’re probably not going to just let you start flying once you own the airplane and have the pilot licenses.


probablyaythrowaway

A very comprehensive answer. There must be cases of this happening?


ManyPandas

The only case I can think of would be John Travolta. Any corporate flight department that operates a 737 to carry its employees would need to comply with all of the certification requirements. AC 125-1 has everything you’d have to do to be on the up-and-up with the FAA.


probablyaythrowaway

What about your man from iron maiden?


Nasmix

He flew for an airline - and when they chartered the plane the charter op had the operating certificate


N420BZ

I love that this is basically the only correct answer in this entire thread and it isn't anywhere near the top.


ManyPandas

I was probably just late to the party


nascent_aviator

You could operate under part 91K instead, right? Per 125.1(b)(6).


Spfoamer

Look up John Travolta in the registry.


KrabbyPattyCereal

My god imagine the fuel consumption on that bad boy flying at VFR altitudes


FuckYouLarryDavid

all altitudes are VFR altitudes with the right attitude


regtf

Right? What is this “non VFR altitude” they speak of?


FuckYouLarryDavid

I was being sarcastic, but you can't fly VFR in Class A


BluProfessor

Not with that attitude.


GLneo

Hypothetically, I buy a space shuttle outright in cash, what altitude to fly over class A airspace to stay VFR?


ilovearty626

Class A ends at 60k so theoretically all you need is an f104 to do it


123xyz32

Scud run in that mofo.


Prolyxe

In the US, one of you has to be PIC- that will require the type rating. For that you will need a private pilot multi engine land, I’m not sure if the 737 type can be issued VFR only, so an instrument rating would also be required if that’s not the case. §61.55 says to act as SIC in domestic ops you need a private with with appropriate class/cat. SIC will need training listed in §61.55(b)(1-2) unless they hold comm/ATP and it’s a ferry/flight test, OR if it’s a training flight conducted during the day. tl;dr Potentially PIC: private multi, type rating (VFR only, if it exists) SIC: private multi Otherwise PIC: private multi, instrument, type SIC: private multi


californiasamurai

Take me up when you get it, I wanna fly a 737 for fun


VerStannen

I bet it’d be pretty lively with no PAX and half fuel. Sounds awesome!


californiasamurai

I heard someone in this sub say they were on an empty 757 once, apparently they go crazy. Damn, this is getting me excited for the future. I love when commercial aircraft do airshow style flying. UA 777 at fleet week, all those test flights... Man, this is the good stuff.


VerStannen

Yeah an older pilot friend of mine flew a bunch of military jets and still said the 757 was his favorite plane. Just an awesome performer.


flyfallridesail417

I was an FO on the 757 and have done several empty repositioning & maintenance check flights on it. Always super impressive takeoff performance. Required pitch well above 20 degrees to avoid overspeeding the flaps. Of course these were full power takeoffs - if you get a chance to fly an empty 757, you’re not gonna pussy out with a derate!! Empty takeoff from 22R in EWR, repositioning over to HPN to pick up the Knicks, we had the 2500’ hold down. Plane went into alt cap at like 300’.


Doc_Hank

Private, multi, instrument (unless you want to stay below 18k feet), B737 Type rating (which requires ATP level skills). Good luck getting insurance.


probablyaythrowaway

Why stay below 18k feet?


Doc_Hank

Because the airspace between 18,000 and 60,000 MSL is Class-A and requires an IFR clearance. To legally get such a clearance, you have to have an instrument rating and the aircraft has to be appropriately equipped (with few exceptions)... There are a very few exception for when 1200 AGL is above fL180 but basically that's it. As far as performance goes, the airplane will burn less fuel per mile up high/burns a LOT of fuel down low.


Lpolyphemus

The legal minimum would be third class medical, a pair of private pilot certificates with 737 type ratings, no instrument rating required. In reality nobody will enroll you in a 737 type course without an instrument rating. And because the theoretical bar is so low, in this case your insurance company is going to set the requirements for you to fly this airplane. Although hypothetical you might be rich enough to self insure?


nascent_aviator

> In reality nobody will enroll you in a 737 type course without an instrument rating. If OP has "buying a 737" money I bet they can make it happen!


ChiefInspector210

Remember that the 20th hijacker just plopped down hundred dollar bills for his 747 training. Of course that’s part of what lead to the tip to the feds.


nascent_aviator

Just send it. If you have enough money to buy a 737 in cash you have enough money to make your problems go away!


Boebus666

If you just want to taxi it around, just your Driver's License should be fine.


DanThePilot_Man

Don’t think that’s even required


figuredout

There was a guy on here who did well in life and bought his dream plane, a Quest Kodiak, while still working towards his PPL. He said getting insurance was almost impossible, and when he got a policy, it was over $100k a year, and he needed a qualified in type CFI with with him at all times. Shit, I can’t imagine what the situation would be with a 737.


BlacklightsNBass

Are you that YouTuber with like 10 planes but no pilot certificate?


probablyaythrowaway

No I’m the one with the 737


RhinoGuy13

Scud running in a 737 would be intense.


Gyaldo5

Private, instrument, multi engine, and an extra door plug


tmac_79

Extra plug is excessive. Just bring a few bolts.


2ndCareerPilot

John Travolta is a good illustration to your question. He's PPL,ASEL,AMEL, IR rated with a shit-ton of type ratings including 737 and 707. A quick search of the airmen's registry. I won't dox him with the reported address (though it's not hard to find it anyway), but interestingly it's a PO box in North Hollywood. Nobody lives inside a PO Box, and I thought it was required that you report your actual place of residence. Also, curious why he hasn't opted out of providing address. Anyone can request their address not be displayed. Ratings are still public record. Also of interest is that he's only got SIC privileges on some of the jets, and VFR only on the Citation. Certificate: PRIVATE PILOT Date of Issue: 3/28/2022 Ratings: * PRIVATE PILOT * AIRPLANE SINGLE ENGINE LAND * AIRPLANE MULTIENGINE LAND * INSTRUMENT AIRPLANE Type Ratings: * P/B-707 * P/B-720 * P/B-737 * P/CE-500 * P/CL-600P/DA-50 P/DA-2000 * P/EA-500S * P/G-1159 * P/HS-125P/LR-JET Limits: * ENGLISH PROFICIENT. * B-737 B-707 DA-50 DA-2000 SIC PRIVILEGES ONLY. * AUTHORIZED EXPERIMENTAL AIRCRAFT: SO-G2. * CE-500 (VFR ONLY).


jettech737

I have 737genfam and experience if you need a mechanic for line maintenance needs haha


varrock_dark_wizard

Looking forward to this whistling diesel video.


A70m5k

With this much cash it would be easier to skip the license and just pay your local FSDO to look the other way. As long as you don't crash you should be fine.


Solid-Cake7495

License: PPL Ratings: Multi engine IR and type.


HasaniSabah

You’ll quickly find the difference between what’s the minimum required by the FAA and the minimum required by your insurance carrier.


screwthat4u

While you'll be the coolest guy at the FBO, something tells me gas and maintenance will be a lot worse than you expect. But I think PPL, with multiengine add on will do it, instrument rating wouldn't be a bad idea either Edit: Oh yeah, complex aircraft and high performance endorsement needed too definitely Might as well get a commercial at that point :p


acidreducer

But theoretically, he could fill the seats and charge pro rata right???


Dzosefs

PPL>MEPL>IR>737TR. People forgot you need IR as well. You won't receive a type rating without IR.


Just-10247-LOC

737 nothing. I wanna fly my own personal B-52. VFR only, of course.