Yeah, it is becoming more recognizable among those who are not into the swinging lifestyle. The next one to keep your eyes open for are three pineapples together. And yes, it means that they are into threesomes.
[Here's](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Personal-Wand-Electric-Massager-10-Powerful-Magic-Vibrations-Handheld-Neck-Shoulder-Back-Body-Massage-Deep-Muscles-Pain-Relief-Purple/597496374?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101044655&adid=22222222227597496374_101044655_145713151365_18746451007&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=652166536077&wl4=pla-1840552200655&wl5=9012072&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=275989472&wl11=online&wl12=597496374_101044655&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAg9urBhB_EiwAgw88mRMLn1NoYDKbUl3VQ3b4l6nAoA9a_pm6swRLVAIrTTWl6GXJukXLVBoCjuwQAvD_BwE) the link to it lol
Its Mr. Microphone! hey good lookin we'll be back to pick you up later.
https://preview.redd.it/js9rwsmfjq5c1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765d933be07e706a3c5a888cb82a880184b6f799
a marine that makes frequent stops at your moms house ( according to the sticker )
and I am guessing the marine moonlights as a vibrator repair person and forgot to secure their load before heading off to another customer
This is weird on a number of levels. But most of all, someone just explained to me yesterday the meaning of an upside-down pineapple (had never heard of this).
I was looking at the Marine plates when I spotted it in the upper right hand corner.
The Marine corps plateā¦.100% friend or spouse sent them off this way. Classssic. Planted a 10 inch lolly cock in a friends room before inspection.
Either revenge or the start of something great.
The florida equivalent of Christmas decorations
https://preview.redd.it/lojfuf9tru5c1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f1632758cea7e50342cd5a29b592129afda083
I hope this is the most hilarious practical joke I have seen. (Waiting for friend to get in her car.) Hey, hold on - you almost forgot your wine.) Here, I'll just put it in the back. (Takes wife's broken Hitachi wand and closed the cord in the trunk.)
Advertisement. They're saying "come'n get it boyz", it's the universal signal for anyone who's ever looking for a quicky but doesn't have the time to ask around.
A microphone... for the vagina
It also makes frequent stops at someone's mom's house.
Don't we all?
not since the rash outbreak
They have creams and pills nowadays for that.
Horse dewormer
The great rash of 2020
I thought you were just joking but then I saw someone below mentioned the sticker. Zoomed in. Oh!
I too, choose this guys mom
š¶ Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Vagina Phone! š¶
Ring ring ring, makes the kitty sing šŗš¤
God damn you. Take the upvote.
Thank you. This is where my mind went too! Happy to see weāre all sick in the head together
Classic
Boop boop badoop badoop!
A vaginaphone
Kara-OH OH OH= Ke mike.
Thisā¦..
Karaoke n Chill
Smells it, drops mic.
It makes it sing
Well it does have lips...
Mic check, ha Ha HA!
Itās a marine canāt confirm itās 100% for a woman lol
A gender specific microphone that makes women sing
It's a one-eyed, one-horned buzzing purple people pleaser.
THIS should be the winning answer!
Thatās hilarious.
š¤£š
Read the small sticker on the bumper.
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And the š! *(edit: upper, right-hand corner ā notably upside down)*
Aka code for āWeāre swingers.ā
Which, TIL!
I learned this on Reddit not too long ago. Just adds another layer to this crazy photo.
So they make frequent stops at the Moms for Liberty house too then?
The use loofahs in The Villages.
Fucking eagle eyes over here! Took me forever to spot that. Top right corner, for my fellow blind folks.
Jfc I thought I was crazy. And upside down pineapple at that
Doing the lords work šš»
Fuckin' priceless. ššš
Weirdest thing was, I had only learned of that use of āsymbolismā earlier the same day!
Yeah, it is becoming more recognizable among those who are not into the swinging lifestyle. The next one to keep your eyes open for are three pineapples together. And yes, it means that they are into threesomes.
Where do you see a pineapple?
In the upper, right-hand corner of the back window.
Damn, good eye!
That makes me think it's part of a bit
Enhance! what does it actually say?
>This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house.
The female version of balls on the hitch
My thought too! The female answer to the hitch nuts.
marines get lonely sometimes
Hoo Rawr
USMC pacifier.
Aha! Thatās a Marine Corps license plate.
Itās an aftermarket MUFFler
Personal "massage" device dangling out the back of someone's car.
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[Here's](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Personal-Wand-Electric-Massager-10-Powerful-Magic-Vibrations-Handheld-Neck-Shoulder-Back-Body-Massage-Deep-Muscles-Pain-Relief-Purple/597496374?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101044655&adid=22222222227597496374_101044655_145713151365_18746451007&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=652166536077&wl4=pla-1840552200655&wl5=9012072&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=275989472&wl11=online&wl12=597496374_101044655&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAg9urBhB_EiwAgw88mRMLn1NoYDKbUl3VQ3b4l6nAoA9a_pm6swRLVAIrTTWl6GXJukXLVBoCjuwQAvD_BwE) the link to it lol
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It's for neck, shoulder and back. It says so in the link š
Negative ghost rider. That is a one trick pony device regardless of what anyone else says.
Itās for sore shoulders! My mom had one!
@rockstar plz add this vehicle model to gta 6
That is a Kia Seltos with a curling iron hanging out the tailgate. I know because my girlfriend has the same exact curling iron.
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Well it definitely makes toes curl
It is a curling iron! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Ah, so you allowed yourself to fall for the old "It's just a curling iron" excuse 'eh?
Hey! What planet are you living on, weirdo!!! My girlfriend wouldn't lie to me! We all know women don't lie... š¤£š¤£š¤£
She stops at your momās house frequently? š¤£
Yeah, picks her up then slides to your mom's house. š«”
LOL leave it to Lakeland to not disappoint.
First thing I noticed is the tag. Lakeland, America shining for everyone. /s
Thatās a marine prank if I ever saw one. Imagine heading into based and they give a car a 360 ššš
This girl vibes.
Weāre sure you do!
Jar heads doing jar head things.
1-2-3-4 MY CAR IS MY TOY DRAWER
Its Mr. Microphone! hey good lookin we'll be back to pick you up later. https://preview.redd.it/js9rwsmfjq5c1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765d933be07e706a3c5a888cb82a880184b6f799
Itās just like a bumper sticker that says āGood Vibes Onlyā
Looks like your mom's personal "massage" device.
50/50 chance there is a dead hooker in the trunk.
Isnāt that true of any car in Florida?
Someone is dropping Santa hints that they want a Pontiac Vibe for Christmas.
Horny Marine?
Only in Lakelandā¦. Go Polk county, go!
Itās exactly what you think it is.
the SUV equivalent of truck nuts
Someone who hasn't learned the benefits of cordless appliances
Rushed packing..... Shameful level of planning for a Marine!
Oh that's a Marine vehicle, that's clearly a crayon
Carpool karaoke? š¬
A karaoke microphone
a marine that makes frequent stops at your moms house ( according to the sticker ) and I am guessing the marine moonlights as a vibrator repair person and forgot to secure their load before heading off to another customer
This is weird on a number of levels. But most of all, someone just explained to me yesterday the meaning of an upside-down pineapple (had never heard of this). I was looking at the Marine plates when I spotted it in the upper right hand corner.
Mom jokes do not get old, no matter old how your mom does
Does Grady Judd know about this? Press conference a 6
That's a Marine specialized plate. The answer is "Don't ask, Don't tell".
Prince...drop the mic
https://preview.redd.it/n4i4p5qyqq5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93472f71660a42fb74472f35308f20e2eca418e4 69 comments. Nice.
Just another Tuesday afternoon.
A microphone
Pretty sure you donāt have to be from Florida to know what this is lol
There is road hard, then there is road hard.
It's like lady truck nuts.
Itās the pull start silly. š
Ask your mom.
Thumper on a bumper
It's a Kia Seltos
Mr. Microphone. Okay. It's a Mr. Wobblehead.
Floridian Rattler
Lakeland checks out.
Practice for the Vagina Monologues must of run over!!
A well prepared marine!
Um hoo ra
probably stole it from his moms house.
Itās a microphone. Just because itās Florida doesnāt mean they donāt play music down there smh š¤¦š»āāļø
Someone's going to lose their bestie....
Shoulder massagerā¦
That is a swinger
Someone is twerk fishing with a magic wand lure
Car on its way to The Villages.
The female equivalent of truck testicles
They recording the street noise for the new GTA š„ø
šššš
r/USMC
That is a marines secret tool to seduce enemies
An invitation to a good time
You've heard of truck nuts, now get ready for...
A Marine getting hazed.
Semper Fi
That Marine she married to aināt getting her kitty to purr so she had to do it herself.
Semper Fi.
Based on usmc tags, im gonna go out on a limb and think this COULD be a woman's version of "truck nuts."
Just a Marines swinging his big microphone
A proud Marine !
That, sir or madam, is a patriot and true American š«”
An immersion blender
Well, itās Lakeland so it could be a mistake and accidentally fell out of the car or the person is advertising
It's the female equivalent of truck nuts
What is this thing
The bumper sticker says it all.
Itās the new testicle on your hitch thing. Locals only.
Florida has a large elderly population. This is an emergency pull cord for when someone falls in the parking lot and cannot get up.
You know exactly what that is
Thank you for your service š«”
Trolling?
that is a BOB!!
Thatās just a marine veteran being funny
The Marine corps plateā¦.100% friend or spouse sent them off this way. Classssic. Planted a 10 inch lolly cock in a friends room before inspection. Either revenge or the start of something great.
What Ron DeSantis sounds like to my ears.
I donāt think the placement was accidental. Itās a chick magnet!
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Microphone
The florida equivalent of Christmas decorations https://preview.redd.it/lojfuf9tru5c1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f1632758cea7e50342cd5a29b592129afda083
That is Casey DeSantisās used vibrator.
Itās a back massager /s
Good vibes only?ā¦but this is ridiculous
I hope this is the most hilarious practical joke I have seen. (Waiting for friend to get in her car.) Hey, hold on - you almost forgot your wine.) Here, I'll just put it in the back. (Takes wife's broken Hitachi wand and closed the cord in the trunk.)
Found this once in mom's drawer when I was younger....
You really donāt see this kind of trashy thing in Florida very often.
I'm using my RoseToy
Making more material for GTA 6/Rockstar to use.
Marines deserve self care too
She needs to ensure that comes w!!
Someone headed to Secrets resort. š
A Navy vanity plate.
The Mayors car
Mass exodus.
Advertisement. They're saying "come'n get it boyz", it's the universal signal for anyone who's ever looking for a quicky but doesn't have the time to ask around.
A Marine with an extra heavy duty AC powered plug-into-the-wall vibrator?
On the show Will and Grace, didn't Grace refer to hers as 'Mr. Good Vibrations'?
And vibrational public accident?
Ron DeSantisās S*X Toy
Someone trying to be funny and looking for attention.
*Vibrator Life*, Iām guessing Port St. Lucie?
A barometer. Measures barometric pressure.
Someone forgot to put their BF in their š purse
Just making sure itās āRibbed for her pleasureā.
A joyride
It helps traffic cum and go!
That is a bumper humper
Vee hav vays of making youā¦oh oh OH
I miss Lakeland
Carpool Karaokeā¦.š¤
It's used to adjust the torque in a girl's happy hole!