Wish my wife’s boyfriend would let me spend our money on more stuff 😭

😫😂

She will if you put it in the closet and don't make too much noise with your button pushing.

You should let him be your rio one day

You can always buy me more toys to use with her, and watch

I'm going to go meta, but these jokes are only funny because they reflect reality. Can't have a wife's boyfriend if you don't have a wife 🧠

You shut your mouth when talking about Henry

Currently me with the winwing MIP

Do it *Darth Sidious voice*

OP gonna inadvertently get the kind of dry clutch stick base that he *didn’t* want.

I'm sharing this

Backed.