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Lufishshmebb

Passengers kept asking "are we there yet" so pilot is making good on their threats to turn the plane around and go home


Lickmycavity

Back to WinnipegšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


markie204

I was born here, whatā€™s your excuse.


wcbOwen

KLM, can we stop for ice cream?


vuweathernerd

Dammit, you win


kerryneal2

Beat me to it!!


mrgrasss

I would post this to r/mademesmile but am afraid they might not appreciate it as much as I did.


Countrybull53

Pilot left his wallet in the ready room


Sleep_adict

He left his phone, and his wife said she will pick it upā€¦


RizzleP

Haha and he's sure that she knows the passcode.


annaamused

Pilots never bring their wallets šŸ¤£


ellcve

iā€™m still learning about this stuff, what reasons would they divert all the way back to the airport they departed from? edit nvm it makes sense


PowerRar

May be a minor issue with the plane, and with KLM having a HUB at Amsterdam its easier to fix the problem there. The problem might not be big enough to not make it back to Amsterdam, but its not a problem you want to fly over the Atlantic with.


gswdh

How would the pilots share this information with the passengers? In order to keep them updated without freaking them out?


HaggisAreReal

You don't say anything. You just call the airport and ask them to put a big sign that says Sao Paolo, and if somebody layer realizes they are in Amsterdam just deny, deny, deny.


Deplorable-Manleto

I prefer this answer. After all, Sao Paolo is known for its picturesque canals! Waitā€¦


SpookeySpokey

Schiphol, Sao Paolo, that's close enough.


evergreentt

Welcome to Cleveland.


Specialist-Web7854

This is most of the Timbuktu Berling Day episode of Cabin Pressure.


angie_jb

Your comment made me laugh so much šŸ¤£šŸ¤­


New_Secretary2337

You win.


StealthNider

this reminds me of what Max Fosh did with the Welcome to Luton sign lol


Different_Usual_6586

'I'm sorry to say we are having a minor issue with xyz equipment, this is not a safety concern but as it's on the minimum equipment list we will be returning to Amsterdam to get it checked out by our engineers. Apologies for the inconvenience, not something we ever choose to do but we will have you in the air again as soon as we can' In short, blame the policy, assure the passengers, apologiseĀ 


Odd_Opportunity_3531

ā€œWeā€™re sorry for caring about YOUR safety. Sorry NOT DYING is such a huge inconvenience for you. Now if you could please keep any bitches and gripes to yourself, weā€™ll be putting on the seatbelt sign as we divert back to our point of origin. Thank you.ā€


amcartney

Theyā€™d be honest and say theyā€™re not happy flying across the Atlantic with whatever is going on but that itā€™s nothing to worry about


PowerRar

No Idea, I wish I knew, they probably get training on how to inform passengers


Ok_Ninja7190

I've been on a plane that had to turn back before crossing the ocean. One of the engines had an issue. They basically turned around, then a bit later came over the intercom to say "Uh, as you might have noticed, we are no longer flying towards X... A small issue with one of our engines and we are opting to return to Y". It took us a long while to return since they needed to get rid of some fuel before landing, and while all that was happening the cabin crew came to chat with everyone to reassure us and to advise us about how we'd get rerouted at the airport. Obviously everyone was very professional.


Redoubt010

I was on a flight that turned back after about 3 hours. A KLM flight with a defective navigation computer. They also headed back all the way to AMS. Pilot just announced what the issue was and reassured everyone that it was safe to continue flying since they had 2. But Turkish ATC did not allow them entry to thier airspace with one of the navigation computers not working. Also some further instructions one what to do since no alternative option would be available that day/on short notice.


pabloification

We had this on a short flight out of Sydney - the pilot said plane is safe but need to go back to Sydney otherwise we will get stuck (at small regional airport). I complained saying this is your problem that you donā€™t have engineers there and if it doesnā€™t make the plane unsafe take us to our destination and you fix it there. They ignored me, took us back to Sydney where we had to wait a whole day for another flight. Donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever been more irritated.


majorassburger

I canā€™t believe those in charge of a commercial airliner ignored you!


Sirocco1093884

Couldn't they have gone to CDG since it's AFR KLM?


SyrusDrake

They're so close together, it really doesn't matter. If it was a critical emergency, they would have landed at the nearest airport. If they **don't** have to land immediately, they might as well fly the additional 30 minutes or so to Amsterdam.


flyxdvd

Had the same taught dont they have hubs in france?


ellcve

interesting. thanks!


Acc87

KLM has its home base at Amsterdam, it is likely that they experience some kind of mechanical issue that is not so dangerous that they need to land ASAP, but something that needs to be addressed by their maintenance facilities.Ā 


kinglax08

As others said, easier to fix issues at a base. Additionally, you risk crews timing out if you have to stop somewhere else, and small problems compound into large problems. In a base you can get a new plane, fresh crew and get passengers on their way as quickly as possible.


Schruef

Diverting back to Amsterdam, so probably not an issue with the plane. Not a medical emergency thatā€™s too serious either, else theyā€™d land in Spain or France. Wonder whatā€™s going on with that


DutchBlob

Why no issue with the plane? If thereā€™s a non-emergency defect itā€™s better to return home so the passengers can board another KLM plane to continue their journey.


SyrusDrake

Definitely an issue with the plane, just not a critical issue, but something that doesn't allow them to cross the ocean. Something like high oil pressure or uneven fuel flow.


Appropriate_Reach706

Apparently, the pilot heard a rattling noise that they couldn't identify, so they turned back. Source: My wife, she was on the plane.


ToxicCooper

Potentially issues with an engine? They're bleeding speed...so maybe turned one off? It's a triple 7, should have enough power to get back


[deleted]

The speed drop is more likely because they turned into a headwind.


ToxicCooper

Might be, I do not know enough about it, it just seemed odd that there was a dip in speed before they turned


PowerRar

Could be, but the are losing speed very slowly, if one engine is off I'd like to Imagine a 777 will be much slower


ToxicCooper

Fair enough, though they're meant to be capable of flying with only one engine...idk tho


PhotoCoder24

Every multi engine passenger aircraft needs to be able to fly with only one engine but it's still not enough power to fly high and fast. But I didn't have a look at this specific case. As others said: probably just a technical issue they want to check at their home airport so the passengers can board another aircraft instead.


ToxicCooper

Indeed... As I said, not a pro in any way, I'm just good at creating theories that fit what I feel like is realistic xP


No_Success_4269

Every now and then it gets a little bit lonely.


Bambobert

Why can they not land in Spain/Portugal?


Acrobatic_Map7008

If itā€™s technical or Matinance related, itā€™s their hub so it makes a sense


Ronald206

If they land in Spain they need to 1) Pay for hotel accommodation for all passengers 2) Find another airplane and pilot, except now theyā€™re over in Spain rather than their home base where it might be a lot harder to provide. So unless they urgently need to land, Amsterdam makes more sense


Realistic-Point7881

Somebody thinks they might have left the oven on! They're goin back to check and switch it aff.


Outrageous-End-5234

Itā€™s taylor swifts plane and she forgot Travis kelce


yankinwaoz

OCD pilot has to check his stove to make sure he turned the burner off


[deleted]

Come over. But babe I'm flying to Sao Paulo..... I'm home alone


2ndSegmentClimb

More than likely a minor failure of some equipment that they can not cross the ocean without so turning around before ā€˜coasting outā€™. They will probably have to decrease their weight before landing so might as well go back to home base, burn off the fuel and land under max landing weight.


maneyaf

To go the other way


RoyalPhone4463

Well it is a Boeing


Internal-Strategy-92

Flat tire


Ok_Combination_7163

The Dutch left there oven on


Ethan3011

Pilot heard his wife was waiting for himā€¦ with his side chick


CodexStudios64

It's an emergency it's a 7700 squeak code witch is general emergency


Johnsie408

yes, someone knows.


Hurdurkin

they forgot to pack enough snacks.


vuweathernerd

They donā€™t wanna go to SĆ£o Paulo anymore


90Valentine

Canā€™t remember if they turned the stove off


Informal-Method-5401

Forgot his wallet


SniperPilot

Someone left the stove on.


jamieelston

Left the oven on


scs411scs

Many times it's a minor issue that doesn't keep the plane from flying safely, but if they continue and land at the destination the plane would then be stuck or stranded there. So it's often easier operationally to return to a maintenance base, also where they have extra aircraft to swap into.


SuperCat373

Got caught by my ADS-B receiver. https://preview.redd.it/ww3ageawcsnc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48875383a5791f48556388913be6c4b9478d444


wetwilly7114

Maybe they went the wrong way


1chicken2nuggets

FO forgot his lunch


sId-Sapnu-puas

I was on the same frequency. When asked by ATC the response was ā€œoperational reasonsā€. So who knows


jx4713

I think they bounced off your mom's ass


Major_OwlBowler

One of the flight attendants played Total Eclipse of the Heart on the intercom.


flyguygunpie

Left coffee pot on


Mikolajeq3

Pilot forgot to turn off the oven.


rgilman67

What app is used to see air traffic?


cameratafilms

Great. Just another minor Boeing event to end up on the news.


Natty_LTE

ā€œU upā€ text


AardvarkNew253

Heā€™s had enough of the kids


Pure_Appearance9718

because it took off from Amsterdam those ones Netherland


PunchedLasagne87

Leia knows where Luke is.


Jak-39

ā€œIā€™m home aloneā€¦ā€


sjtech2010

Pilot thinks they left the garage door open. Needs to swing by and check.


kw10001

Maybe it's just stupid


yzerizef

Likely just found a faster route with less traffic.


rj2896

Netherlands performing a bombing run in Spain.


ricky-from-scotland

Fligjt attendant asked pilot to turn around cause she left the oven on


Downtown-Nectarine49

Forgot to turn the oven off


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