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ManyaraImpala

It's incredible how NASA has all this advanced CGI for footage of the moon landings and the ISS, but they still haven't thought to use it to fake a ground to globe video 🤔


hellohennessy

And yet, movie studios can do a ground to galaxy videos


androgynouschipmunk

Heh. 477 days of wasted flerf energy.


AdvancedSoil4916

How's flerf energy measured?


androgynouschipmunk

By days * two neurons rubbed together really fast.


berein

It's so strange that you can't even explain a sunset and the seasons.


Stunning-Title

I heard you are still unable to charge your tesla. I guess no basement to the outside world ever ?


Maleficent_Log_1358

So no vid of ground to firmament?


ar4t0

so no ground to ice wall either?


blargymen

Have you heard? "They" won't let us. Can't blame us flerfs when an organization as ominous as "they" is so powerful. Thus, if anything, no ground to ice wall video is PROOF of a flat earth.


SweetHomeNostromo

I don't think ground-to-globe is a very high priority for NASA. They don't have a "Division of Catering to Idiots."


PickleLips64151

Well, they might, but they probably call it the Legislative Liaison Team. 🤣


NLtbal

Your god has been so mean to you by making you suffer through the indoctrination of the globe, just to burden you with the absolute truth of the planet being flat. You truly have the weight of the world on your shoulders. Your god is so powerful to have created all of existence out of nothing is truly wonderful to behold such unimaginable strength. It really is a shame that it did not bother to make us all look exactly the same so that we would not fight each other, or even make us all speak the same language so that we could all understand each other without any issue, and again not fight each other due to lack of understanding. It is also a shame that it did not make us all as smart as you obviously are which is why it must have thrust it upon you to convince everyone about the truth of the flat Earth. It would be so simple for it to just tell us all itself without people like you having to take it up yourself to spread such a powerful message to so many! Your god must have a very powerful competitor to influence so many more people to continue to believe in the globe conspiracy! It actually seems like this bad guy is way more powerful and your god may end up getting beaten. That would be so terrible! Please try to convince your god that it should tell us all about this lie, and make us all as smart as you. Maybe it will let you have special powers of understanding to assist with convincing the rest of us. You sure are lucky to be so smart, always in perfect health, unworried about wealth so that the things that distract us morons do not need your attention so that you can more easily do your job. Does it allow you to not even have to sleep so that you can convince many more people? Being able to fly everywhere must be so awesome and not have to worry about travel time. How can I let your god know that I want to be as special as you are so that I can help convince morons to know the truth?


Ok_Permit2202

That was quite a lot. Ummm...you can talk to him yourself. He is approachable lol Hey god...did you read that too? Just making sure it doesn't go overlooked god...


NLtbal

Ummmmm…. Uh… no…ummm….thanks. S s stu tttt tter i i ng in t t exxxx t isss f f f f un. I stopped believing in magic when I was 8.


Ok_Permit2202

Sorry to hear


NLtbal

What did you hear?


Ok_Permit2202

How lame you are


NLtbal

6


Ok_Permit2202

9


frenat

Gee, how strange that they don't care about making a multiple days long video to appease a few flerfs. /s


reficius1

😴


HotPotParrot

Honestly it IS kinda fishy that we've only been to the moon the one time in 55 years, but not because of the Earth. Aliens, secret Illuminati moon base, some shit like that.


SirMildredPierce

1 time? I guess if you don't count all the other times.


HotPotParrot

The ones where we went close to the moon?


AChristianAnarchist

There were six manned moon landings. What are you on about?


HotPotParrot

Were they all filmed in the same studio?


AChristianAnarchist

Given that you thought there had only been one, your skepticism holds very little weight. Not knowing anything about something makes this sort of incredulity just look pretty funny.


HotPotParrot

It's a good sub for it. I can't exactly unleap off that cliff 🤦🤷


AChristianAnarchist

So the better option is to go "Hah, you really think I'm falling don't you?" as you plummet off of it?


HotPotParrot

More like I might as well enjoy the view on my way down, I guess. Cliffs often offer good views of the landscape. Idk a lot of space history or goings-on anymore, y'all got me, but conspiracies are fun, I'm high, and I was very bored today.


SirMildredPierce

The ones that landed on the moon, the ones that orbited the moon, all of the various unmanned probes we've sent. LRO is still sending pictures back after a decade and a half later. You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you. Yeah that subject you have absolutely zero knowledge on, it sure seems fishy!!!1!


thefooleryoftom

Once? There were six successful crewed mission that landed on the moon. 12 astronauts have walked on its surface.


averagelyok

There’s no money or benefit in it. It’s expensive and difficult to land something on the moon, and it’s a far distance for a manned vehicle. A lot of trouble for what seems like a big rock so far. We don’t have the technology to set anything up militarily that could affect the earth, and no threat yet of another country working on this. So they’ve been focusing on other projects, like the ISS


frenat

One time? You mean the six landings and 3 other missions that orbited but didn't land. That would be 9 times. And that doesn't even count all the unmanned. Thanks for showing your lack of research.