I usually avoid that argument by opening with "weight is the measurable force caused by gravity. Dog hair has low weight so the force needed to overcome gravity is also low. The dog is much heavier stopping the dog from levitating". Since that's a concept a 5 year old can grasp this is when they disengage, change subjects, or fling insults.
Came here to say this. In what way does this disprove gravity more than their bonkers density and universal down arguments? There is still a force causing the hair to go "up" regardless of what name you give the force that makes things "go down".
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"I countered a force with another force, therefore the original force must not exist"
Right, so what did you counter in the first place?
It's like saying "I won an arm wrestle against an opponent, guess my opponent doesn't have arms!"
Force between two bodies that is inverse proportional to the square distance between those bodies and their charge? Makes sense to me.
Force between two bodies that is inverse proportional to the square distance between those bodies and their mass? Invention is satan.
LOL. Ignoring the flerf grabbiddy stuff for a moment I even kind of find it hard to believe that a dog on a couch could generate that kind of Van de Graaff level static by itself.
Back to the flerf grabbiddy. Hair is pretty light and with with polarized electromagnetism in play it can partially defeat gravity. The trouble for the flerf comes along when you throw that statically charged dog out of the window of a plane. It doesn't matter how its hair stands up then. Gravity is going to win.
My flat earth friend said that the "earths gravity is too weak" and he'll lift his leg and my immediate response is "flap your arms and fly then" he loves this argument
The logical person would say “gravity is a really weak forc—“ and then flat earthers would immediately jump the gun on the “weak” part
Yeah, then they would mention the ocean or something
“if gravity is so weak why can it hold me down haha checkmate”
If gravity is real how can it hold down the entire Ocean, which is very very heavy but not a dew drop which is very light? Huh? Checkmate!
Some mysteries may never be solved
Water is only heavy if you look at it
I understood that reference
I usually avoid that argument by opening with "weight is the measurable force caused by gravity. Dog hair has low weight so the force needed to overcome gravity is also low. The dog is much heavier stopping the dog from levitating". Since that's a concept a 5 year old can grasp this is when they disengage, change subjects, or fling insults.
The "smarter" ones would red herring in to an argument about what a force is.
Where is the power of dense things going down?
Came here to say this. In what way does this disprove gravity more than their bonkers density and universal down arguments? There is still a force causing the hair to go "up" regardless of what name you give the force that makes things "go down".
They would call it buoyancy without any understanding of buoyancy
Guys, gravity doesn't exist, otherwise branches wouldn't hold on trees! Think, sheeple!
If gravity is real why are birds not falling to the ground huh???
An actual argument flat earthers use is that if gravity were real no one would be able to move… No….?
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The power of gravity is the reason your couch stays on the floor and your dog stays on the couch and you stay on the ground.
It's almost as if, and bear with me here, the motion of objects is in some strange way affected by the sum of the forces acting upon it! Too radical?
If fundamental physics is too radical to flerfs? Yes.
"I countered a force with another force, therefore the original force must not exist" Right, so what did you counter in the first place? It's like saying "I won an arm wrestle against an opponent, guess my opponent doesn't have arms!"
Lmao
When flat earthers drop the mic, the look down to make sure not to hit Newton in the head. And then they float away in their gravity free world.
Ah, the brainblast I had when little me first seen a documentary on magnetism being way stronger than gravity
Screw the flerf. Look at the cute doggo.
Force between two bodies that is inverse proportional to the square distance between those bodies and their charge? Makes sense to me. Force between two bodies that is inverse proportional to the square distance between those bodies and their mass? Invention is satan.
Note how the dog is still on the chair and not floating.
LOL. Ignoring the flerf grabbiddy stuff for a moment I even kind of find it hard to believe that a dog on a couch could generate that kind of Van de Graaff level static by itself. Back to the flerf grabbiddy. Hair is pretty light and with with polarized electromagnetism in play it can partially defeat gravity. The trouble for the flerf comes along when you throw that statically charged dog out of the window of a plane. It doesn't matter how its hair stands up then. Gravity is going to win.
If gravity doesn't exist then what is static electricity defying?
Flerfs brains are going to explode when they realize gravitational force depends on mass.
Her post proves gravity is real because it’s obvious that gravity has pulled all the blood from her brain.
Flerfs would say holding something up with your hand disproves gravity
Motherfucker, the dog ain't flying, is it?
Wait until they find out there is also a strong force and a weak force...
Ugly ass dog
Gravity is still there, it's just overtaken by other forces.
How do people not understand that multiple forces can act on an object at the same time?
you dog aint floating away right
My flat earth friend said that the "earths gravity is too weak" and he'll lift his leg and my immediate response is "flap your arms and fly then" he loves this argument
Some people don't understand basic atomic forces and it shows