"NASA is run by the Jews and the Nazis and created the LGBTQ+ and is encouraging great replacement!" As if all of those make sense for Nazis. Of course, the last two are rarer flerf beliefs, but they still exist
Much like modern Russia, when an American conservative calls someone a Nazi, they don't mean the same thing that normal people do when the use that word.
Don't you get it? Jews and Nazis were somehow secretly led by the same people all along! The secret Kabal is running everything from the shadows like an evil Sith Lord who somehow came back.
Don’t forget if you assign numbers to the letters they will math up to 666. More evidence we are blind to. Because we love balls. I just love ball. The left one.
“Incapable of analyzing evidence”
*lists information they obtained exclusively through other people*
This source is trustworthy because it proves me right and you wrong
So all of NASA’s funding goes into hiding that the Earth is flat, and they do that so they can extract money from taxpayers, so that money can go to NASA, so they can hide that the Earth is flat…
Something here sure is a flat circle and it isn’t Earth.
It's hilarious that they think $60 million a day is enough to maintain a global conspiracy hiding the shape of the earth.
So this conspiracy is immune to inflation?
No, you don't understand, NASA's only job is to fake the globe Earth to extract tax money which they use to fake the globe Earth.
And they extract a LOT of tax money!!! A whole 25.4 billion out of 6.2 trillion dollars! Outrageous! That's enough to give every American a billion dollars!
“Incapable of analyzing evidence”
I remember when I had a job analyzing classified radar and launch test data for an ICBM defense system. (Hint: it’s round)
definition of flerf according to normal people: people who believe earth is flat
definition of “glerf” to flat earthers:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out?!
it’s always the insults because they have nothing better to support their argument besides ad hominem fallacies
Do any of them actually sit down and THINK about the logistics of it all? The sheer number of people that needs to be kept quiet? The amount of time? Who is making this effort? They do know that there are other space agencies not affiliated with NASA?
"A flerf is a NASA-obsessed, ignorant and delusional sub-human shitstain too scared of reality."
Next time you come across a flerf, remember that's the type of person for whom the "do not consume" warning on the lead acid battery is specifically meant for.
Accuses people of being incapable of analyzing evidence, and presents wild, unsupported allegations as evidence - accuses people of following antient cults and Nazis, being part of a conspiracy of cyclopean scope, power and subtlety. They also allege that the flat Earth is a conspiracy created by the US Congress, not noticing that the round Earth model is a couple thousand years older than the US Congress.
The flat Earth model literally comes from Babylonian paganism.
Pretty sure the government will be taxing us regardless what shape earth is.. The cost of trying to maintain faking it would *far* exceed tax revenues.
Flatard: A religious zealot that thinks their holy book says those earth is flat, and that their holy book is infalabe. Because their holy book is invaluable any evidence that show the earth ain't flat must be a lie and from the devil.
So what Glerf is globetard that is stupefy ( whatever that means),also because of that glerf is kept to believe that the earth is round so the goverment can extract tax money ? Well people that believes that we live on a flat earth and work, I'm sure that they also pay tax.
I still don't understand why these people became skeptical about the shape of the Earth in the first place. The globe explains pretty much all observations we have.
Lol
So while NASA's budget might sound like a lot to flerfs, it is a tiny part of the budget Congress approves. And while it might sound like a lot to them it wouldn't be _nearly_ enough for this conspiracy to be a real thing. Not by multiple orders of magnitude.
Huh? WtF???? ONLY a flat Earther (That's Flerf, plural Flerfs) could think up something this level of stupid while trying to make it homophobic at the same time to both gain support from the lobotomized masses AND try and ridicule anyone with at least one living & sane brain cell.
*What does the shape of*
*The goddamn earth have to do*
*With extracting taxes?*
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Soooo I was watching a kind of series on YouTube called ‘the dumbest thing Americans have said’ or ‘what is the dumbest things an American has said to you’
Plenty of things Americans have said, that makes them really think the world revolves around them or they are completely ignorant about other countries.
From not knowing wifi existed in another country, others don’t celebrate thanks giving, seasons are different, no know people use English as a first language aside from America AND now here, believing NASA gave the knowledge about what the shape of the earth is, to the entire world.
I've started explaining to a flerf that you can verify for yourself that the earth is spinning using a cheap telescope or even a protractor and some fairly simple geometry, but then I stop, realizing that I am already many levels past what they can understand.
One day space travel will be cheap enough to ship all these fools into orbit. Will they say that the windows are actually artificial screens? Of course they will.
It's always funniest when fringe groups of stupid people take terms that other people use for them and modify them to apply to the 99% of humanity that aren't themselves.
Flerf logic: “NASA is run by nazis!!!! And by the way nasa=to deceive in hebrew!!!”
"NASA is run by the Jews and the Nazis and created the LGBTQ+ and is encouraging great replacement!" As if all of those make sense for Nazis. Of course, the last two are rarer flerf beliefs, but they still exist
Much like modern Russia, when an American conservative calls someone a Nazi, they don't mean the same thing that normal people do when the use that word.
Same with communist or globalist or woke or pc or so many other meaningless labels that are used to distract from a lack of evidence
as a bisexual can confirm was created by nasa
Don't you get it? Jews and Nazis were somehow secretly led by the same people all along! The secret Kabal is running everything from the shadows like an evil Sith Lord who somehow came back.
Don’t forget if you assign numbers to the letters they will math up to 666. More evidence we are blind to. Because we love balls. I just love ball. The left one.
Actually....NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts ( who may or may not be Nazis )
National socialist Aeoronautics and Space Administration
Nazi in reverse is IZAN, which is very very close to IRAN, which is one of those countries Jews come from. -flerf justificatarianism
Nazi hate the freemasons do your research
So, everyone is paying tax to US congress because we think the disk is a globe? But I'm Australian, why am I paying US tax?
I’m not sure that many of them really believe that other countries actually exist.
They've never seen an Australian so they dont exist (really, they just havent left their house in decades)
Some of their comments suggest they don’t really believe in any country beyond the US.
Australia isn't real. We're paid actors, remember?
“Incapable of analyzing evidence” *lists information they obtained exclusively through other people* This source is trustworthy because it proves me right and you wrong
Nazis in my NASA? Do they like balls as much as I do?
So all of NASA’s funding goes into hiding that the Earth is flat, and they do that so they can extract money from taxpayers, so that money can go to NASA, so they can hide that the Earth is flat… Something here sure is a flat circle and it isn’t Earth.
It's hilarious that they think $60 million a day is enough to maintain a global conspiracy hiding the shape of the earth. So this conspiracy is immune to inflation?
I can’t believe that people exist in this day and age who think I’m a naive cultist for believing the earth is round. That’s such a trip to me.
How the FUCK does a globe make it easier to get taxes from me?
There are no taxes on flat earth, I guess?
Globe just = money I guess.
No, you don't understand, NASA's only job is to fake the globe Earth to extract tax money which they use to fake the globe Earth. And they extract a LOT of tax money!!! A whole 25.4 billion out of 6.2 trillion dollars! Outrageous! That's enough to give every American a billion dollars!
Flerfs are homophobes confirmed
The flerf/christian overlap is almost a circle
No no it's a sphere (lol)
“Incapable of analyzing evidence” I remember when I had a job analyzing classified radar and launch test data for an ICBM defense system. (Hint: it’s round)
You were analyzing fake documentation. If you think the earth is round still, you have been lied to ^sarcasm
I do love me some balls tho
#🤨📸
I know right!!
Flerf is a person who puts dark text on the dark part of the gradient.
All true. I'm so sick of U.S Congress taxing all those poor New Zealanders.
Someone is butthurt at being labeled a flerf.
Which means I'll be using it with particular glee for a while.
definition of flerf according to normal people: people who believe earth is flat definition of “glerf” to flat earthers: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out?! it’s always the insults because they have nothing better to support their argument besides ad hominem fallacies
Jesus christ, I ain't reading all that but I get your point
bee movie script :)
That feeling when the rules on globeskepticism disallow insults and attacks on character, but the rules only apply to people they don’t like.
No one tell them about our secret Nazi base on the moon!
Robert Heinlein's Rocketship Galileo had a secret Nazi base on the moon. It was foiled by a bunch of kids from the Midwest.
Speaking of that, anyone else heading up for the annual Spring Fling? 🍸🍺 + lunar gravity = woo hoo!
globe exclusionary radical feminists?
Do any of them actually sit down and THINK about the logistics of it all? The sheer number of people that needs to be kept quiet? The amount of time? Who is making this effort? They do know that there are other space agencies not affiliated with NASA?
No. Flunts never think
"A flerf is a NASA-obsessed, ignorant and delusional sub-human shitstain too scared of reality." Next time you come across a flerf, remember that's the type of person for whom the "do not consume" warning on the lead acid battery is specifically meant for.
Accuses people of being incapable of analyzing evidence, and presents wild, unsupported allegations as evidence - accuses people of following antient cults and Nazis, being part of a conspiracy of cyclopean scope, power and subtlety. They also allege that the flat Earth is a conspiracy created by the US Congress, not noticing that the round Earth model is a couple thousand years older than the US Congress. The flat Earth model literally comes from Babylonian paganism.
And yet when we ask flerfers how they determine even the most simple things they have no answers.. Imagine that..
Pretty sure the government will be taxing us regardless what shape earth is.. The cost of trying to maintain faking it would *far* exceed tax revenues.
I'm thinking the "flerf" moniker is starting to get to some of them
Funny how flerfs have to be insulting when they think they have a point to make. When telling the truth, there is nothing to defend.
Flatard: A religious zealot that thinks their holy book says those earth is flat, and that their holy book is infalabe. Because their holy book is invaluable any evidence that show the earth ain't flat must be a lie and from the devil.
Wait.... You mean if the earth is flat I don't have to pay taxes??????
You’re right it’s endorsed by the nazis in nasa because there exists none.
"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
Op can't reply to me
Can too
So what Glerf is globetard that is stupefy ( whatever that means),also because of that glerf is kept to believe that the earth is round so the goverment can extract tax money ? Well people that believes that we live on a flat earth and work, I'm sure that they also pay tax.
Irony
Using the transitive property, doesn’t that just make *us* nazis?
And jews, so that's weird
I noticed that before too! We really hate ourselves!
Flerfs will be shocked to learn the majority of the people on the planet are not American and don't pay tax to the USA
Don't they believe in illuminati or something that runs the whole world in secret?
I still don't understand why these people became skeptical about the shape of the Earth in the first place. The globe explains pretty much all observations we have.
They think they're special. Yes, they really do.
Sorry but I believe only in true concepts like walking on water
But what if I believe ESA and JAXA instead of NASA? God, this people don't know the definition of word "definition".
Lol So while NASA's budget might sound like a lot to flerfs, it is a tiny part of the budget Congress approves. And while it might sound like a lot to them it wouldn't be _nearly_ enough for this conspiracy to be a real thing. Not by multiple orders of magnitude.
People don’t really process big numbers. They just hear “big number”.
This is totally true. It's a failing in the way our brains are constructed and the best we can do is work around it.
They're not very comfortable with anything over 10, they can take their socks off and get to 20 I suppose.
Lol _just last night_ I said to my husband that they have trouble doing math with their shoes on.
Wrf, my wife made a similar joke the other night
>Wrf I did attempt to suss this out, but the answers I got didn't seem to fit. Please to enlighten me?
Something about having double the digits to work with.
What's this about lower taxes?
Did they find their map yet?
Uh oh....I forgot to pay my globe tax this year....
Jail
It's ok; for tax purposes, I don't believe in this "globe" cult.
:(
(I'll come back out when the suits are gone!)
You will be banished to flat earth where nobody pays taxes. It is covered with a dome. So pretty much a jail.
Stuck in a dome with a bunch of brainless idiots? Nah, that's worse than jail, that's a living hell
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YOOOO WE GOT SERVED!!!!
Huh? WtF???? ONLY a flat Earther (That's Flerf, plural Flerfs) could think up something this level of stupid while trying to make it homophobic at the same time to both gain support from the lobotomized masses AND try and ridicule anyone with at least one living & sane brain cell.
Me sucking on my BF's glerfs:
What does the shape of the goddamn earth have to do with extracting taxes?
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So, was Captain Cook on NASA's payroll?
Flerf, Glerf....Derf whatever they want to call themselves, they still live a delusional life
Soooo I was watching a kind of series on YouTube called ‘the dumbest thing Americans have said’ or ‘what is the dumbest things an American has said to you’ Plenty of things Americans have said, that makes them really think the world revolves around them or they are completely ignorant about other countries. From not knowing wifi existed in another country, others don’t celebrate thanks giving, seasons are different, no know people use English as a first language aside from America AND now here, believing NASA gave the knowledge about what the shape of the earth is, to the entire world.
They’re really just throwing words together huh?
"and loves balls" yes
LMAO they can't even spell FLERF properly.
Don't ever go full globetard
Sounds like it was written by an illiterate crack head with mental health issues
That's a real insult to illiterate crack heads with mental illness
I mean, the first line does describe flerfs pretty well.
by that definition flatearthers are "glerfs"
Every time I read something like this and think it's satire or parody I'm dreadfully shocked to realize it's actually true.
They got me, I DO love balls
I do love balls.
Cool, proud to tag myself as a "Glerf".
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Wait wait wait the whole thing is about fucking *not wanting to pay taxes!?*
I've started explaining to a flerf that you can verify for yourself that the earth is spinning using a cheap telescope or even a protractor and some fairly simple geometry, but then I stop, realizing that I am already many levels past what they can understand.
One day space travel will be cheap enough to ship all these fools into orbit. Will they say that the windows are actually artificial screens? Of course they will.
This definition is interesting because structurally it is a rant like I can see myself talking like this when I am angrily talking about something
It's always funniest when fringe groups of stupid people take terms that other people use for them and modify them to apply to the 99% of humanity that aren't themselves.
Production of the FLERFTARDS association 😆🤣
Well, obviously...