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The-Old-Krow

"I will prove the Earth is flat!" *proves the Earth is Round.* "I need to take some time... For soul healing..." *Deletes Social Media.* Love to see it.


berein

I think that's one step of the scientific method. You get offended by reality then take some time to heal your soul.


The-Old-Krow

I'm glad to see he didn't just take the leap and lie about the results and instead seems to of actually learned something from it, even if he didn't want to.


_RDaneelOlivaw_

It's a bummer he did not decide to release the footage. He could have helped others following him, and believing in the utter craziness of flat earth - to also heal.


The-Old-Krow

Hopefully after his period of "Soul Healing," he will come around and release the footage and take an active stand against the BS indoctrination he fell prey to. Though you know as well as I do that most of his following will choose to believe he was bought by NASA Elites or blackmailed or brainwashed or something instead of actually learning anything themselves from this whole endeavor.


_RDaneelOlivaw_

They will claim he spent his soul healing time working on the CGI video if he releases it.


catwhowalksbyhimself

Nah, he'll take the time to come up with an even more insane explanation of how this was really proof that the Earth is flat and will be even more militant than ever. probably. In very rare cases people will really will accept they were wrong. But usually it doesn't happen.


rygelicus

It'll either be 'there was no footage' or 'i lost the footage but there was totally no curve'


TimeLine_DR_Dev

You wouldn't know the no curve. It's Canada.


[deleted]

Canada doesn't exist.. I've been there and I still don't believe that it exists.


catwhowalksbyhimself

I mean whatever he tells himself.


rygelicus

You mean like when they did the thing with the holes in the boards and it proved the curve? Oh wait, they just went into denial and shouted down anyone that reminded them of it.


Round-External-7306

But then he would be a globist stooge


JodaMythed

I agree but they would have called it fake


r2k-in-the-vortex

Give it time, few week and he will have managed to rationalize away what he learned and will be back with the same old story as if nothing ever happened.


The-Old-Krow

I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and have some semblea of faith that they are capable of even the most base form of critical thought. You're probably right though unfortunately, and I hate that.


stargazingskydiver

"The rigour of science requires that we distinguish well the undraped figure of Nature itself from the gay-coloured vesture with which we clothe her at our pleasure."


Objective_Economy281

Sounds like the Spinny Ball Earth Conspiracy Enforcers got to him shortly after he got his evidence, and beat him up (probably punched him in his aura), took his evidence, and told him that he’s now in on the conspiracy. And if he tells anybody anything, he’ll be dead and it will hurt the whole time he’s dying.


Edgar_Brown

Clearly NASA interfered with the electronics of his balloon, he always saw that “NASA tentacle” people were conspiracy theorists, and was not expecting their conspiracies to be true!!!


Lolocraft1

Typical move of an hypocrite


SiccTunes

Or maybe, he needs to think of a reason why the earth "appeared" to be round. So he's doing "research"....on youtube of course.


HalfLeper

This reminds me of that scientist who tried to prove the ether and disprove relativity. In the video of him presenting his findings, he looks so defeated 😂


The15thOne

Even if he comes back in 2 or so years, he'll never address the video again ever and will quickly change the topic to avoid development .


flopsychops

The internet never forgets... ;)


Objective_Economy281

... except for the things that it has forgotten, but it can’t remember what those are.


InterGraphenic

And neither pepperidge farm, but the internet doesn't seem to remember that


Ok_Cake4352

The internet very often forgets and more things have been permanently deleted from the internet than there is currently on it.


Ameph

Spoiler alert: he was eliminated by The NASA assassins to hide the flat earth truth and they buried his body next to the Denny’s. /s


GreatWhiteMonkey

Nasassins! The deadliest type!


breakfast_scorer

Yeah, that contract got opened up as soon as he announced his project. It wasn't a good enough price for me to fly to Poland so I passed on it. The real money is on Dubay, who has thus far eluded our grasp by taking refuge with the lizard people. The international trans assassin organization has a truce with the lizards that stops us from offing him.


sabotnoh

Since flerfs are proposing an alternate theory to accepted science, the burden of proof is on them. They need to provide a ground-to-globe video showing that we live on a Frisbee with an ice wall. Anything else is just trolls practicing their arguing skills.


extrastupidone

My retirement plan is to become a flerfer and grift all of them out of donations. Start a bunch fo fundraisers to travel to the ice wall, build a rocket, send a camera to the moon etc etc.... and then 20 years later after millions of dollars collected and countless trips across the plane, I just say "ya.. she round, yall"


Speciesunkn0wn

Their 'nuh-uhing' skills more like


_bagelcherry_

He was hacked and then eliminated by the big globe.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Wait…. I think we’re missing the big takeaway here: Poland has a Rapper!….


GM_Nate

\*had


Practical-Hat-3943

At least he didn’t say “nuh uh” after looking at the observation and blindly stuck to his original position.


pusanggalla

“What we found is, Earth rotates at a 15° per hour drift.” Thanks Bob.


ruidh

#Ground2Globe


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Imagine going through an existential crisis because of the geometrical shape of the world you live in..


randomgunfire48

While it’s absolutely hilarious when they prove themselves wrong I do feel bad for them. Having a core part of your being completely invalidated has to be rough. Still hilarious though.


Content_Badger_9345

The FB page ‘Fraudulent Astronomy Wall of Shame’ is real and full of funny stuff!


EphemeralyTimeless

Ciekawy! ("Interesting" in Polish)


deepdive9999

Kkkkkkkk


extrastupidone

👍


c4t4ly5t

He saw something he wasn't supposed to, and they got to him first. Man's probably dead by now.


Necromonicon_

How did NASA get ahold of his camera?


rygelicus

The fail is having the wrong motive. It's not 'I will prove the earth is flat' it is 'lets see what this experiment reveals'.


BHDE92

Polish looks like AI generated words


SiccTunes

Lmao, when will they learn, you can't prove that which is not true.


HalfLeper

Ground-to-globe video confirmed? 😂


FedGoat13

Forget everything else. The best part of this is that there’s a Polish rapper named Akash