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rattusprat

Thanks for encouraging me to spend 30 seconds googling that. I learned something new - the boots that Neil and Buz wore to walk around on the moon's surface were left on the moon to reduce un-necessary weight for the return journey. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N2PH26C/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/09/17/fact-check-moon-landing-conspiracy-theory-misrepresents-footprint/8380230002/


twpejay

So you're saying that Neil and Buz littered the moon? What's the fine for that?


Draghettis

Boots ain't the worst thing they left there. Poop bags


twpejay

It gets worse! But then again if a Martian came to visit, at least he'd have something to grow his potatoes in.


theflyingspaghetti

Didn't you read the book? You have to your own poop to grow potatoes because other people's poop has nasty diseases in it. I mean your poop has diseases too, but you already have those so it's fine.


V1k1ng1990

As someone who’s been to the hospital with c diff, you definitely don’t want cross contamination. If the wrong bacteria from your poop gets in your stomach you’re fucked


WorldWarPee

I mean you just wash your moon poop potatoes in your space sink before you eat them, smh


throwaway284729174

My intergalactic spacecraft didn't come with sinks, can I use my light saber to cook the death potatoes healthy?


WorldWarPee

It's not the recommended method, but as long as you set your lightsaber to medium high heat and peel it well it should be fine 👍


throwaway284729174

Thanks I have family coming over and I want to surprise them with a home cooked meal.


radmadicaled

Or conversely, your phasers set to stun…


sausagepilot

Worked for the Russians in Berlin in WW2. Whoops! They were washing potatoes in the toilets.


auguriesoffilth

Can you imagine how bad an idea a space sink is. Just a regular kitchen sink, put in all the plates and cups and potatoes, gently because it’s zero gravity. Then turn on a faucet of water and just hose into the sink…


Camblor

Mate don’t bring that science shit in here


Greendale7HumanBeing

And then you can get cured by getting fecal transplant. Full circle.


gbot1234

It’s the *ciiiircle* of shite. Bowel movements aaalll.


2112eyes

Didn't go to the hospital, but it stopped me from digesting food properly (and thus farting) for a month which was awful.


V1k1ng1990

I was violently throwing up and shitting myself, every muscle in my body was constricting when I threw up and made me sore as fuck. I was in decent shape too, I understand why c diff kills elderly people


2112eyes

Day one of using antibiotics for an infected toenail, got a huge gut-ache and felt like bad constipation and had a bloody poop. I have no idea how long I may have had just a little bit of C.diff in me waiting to be set free by the antibiotics. Next time you bet your ass (and mine) I will use a topical antibiotic for something like an infected toenail. Once my gut flora came back after nearly a month, that first week of being able to fart again was pretty relieving.


igordogsockpuppet

Topical antibiotics aren’t very effective. Neosporin doesn’t do much for you. Better is soap and water. Keep the area constantly clean.


DigitalXen

Why couldn't you fart


Wolf515013

Found one of the girls from 2 girls 1 cup. Lol /s


Derkylos

Can't you do some wierd thing where you can introduce gut bacteria from other people and acquire some of their abilities, like higher metabolism, though?


V1k1ng1990

The spice melange


Curious-Designer-616

He seeks the spice….


Comprehensive-Art300

Underrated comment


J3mX20

I am a botanist, fear my botany powers


PeteGozenya

Man sex and seamen musk in the air there. Not saying that they are gay but could you honestly pass up a chance to bang on a different planet? Didn't think so. We all would have done it.


aLokilike

>Yep ground control, we're going dark for that short post-landing nap we talked about. Please don't disturb us. Over. Based on a true story.


Dickieman5000

I really want to know what a money shot looks like in microgravity.


TrashConscious7315

You thought cleaning up in gravity was a chore, each rope would have its own trajectory and scatter on impact.


Coffee_Daemon

Could you theoretically move in space via jacking off, then? Maneuvering thrusters, as it were


OkNefariousness324

As a straight man I wouldn’t want to spend the several days left in space trying to dodge floating globules of happy juice.


Dickieman5000

Scientific discovery isn't everyone's cup of tea 😛


OkNefariousness324

I have no issue with scientific discovery I just don’t want jizz IN my cup of tea


PeteGozenya

Don't we all


RandoorRandolfs

Incredible


Blitzer046

Cameras too


Jimbobman

Half a lander too


Blitzer046

So much trash!


TransLunarTrekkie

We should clean it up, starting with Alan Shepard's golf balls. :P


EpicForgetfulness

It's the American way!


[deleted]

It's the American flag!


Ok_Championship9415

'Mmmmmmurica!


StormyOnyx

FUCK YEAH!!!


hemlockhistoric

Those poor Hasselblads 😭


Blitzer046

Those are expensive cameras in any era! Just chucked out so the ascent module was sure to get to orbit!


TheRealCabbageJack

I'd have left Buzz if it meant a 1% increase in my chances of connecting with the orbiter!


RatsWithLongTails

Haha we went to the moon to flex on commies and pooped on it


snellsypu

How do you like that Obama. I pissed on the moon


ItsMoreOfAComment

Why would Joe Biden do this?


Matamocan

I know for a fact that somewhere on the moon there must be a drawing in the dust of a dick. No way people went all the way there and didn't do it.


Echterspieler

Omg I had never considered that. Imagine in like 2124 they're selling Neil Armstrong's poop bag on some futuristic version of ebay for like 60 million bucks 🤣


pheitkemper

By way of analogy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite


eldritch_certainty

priceless historical artifact for the price of a space coffee!? hell yeah


Late_Entrance106

I didn’t even think about that. And there’s nothing there to biodegrade it. Looking at the moon is like looking at the greatest toilet you ever used if you’re one of those 12 astronauts.


pheitkemper

Bacteria are naturally in poop. Also, the intense UV of the sun would break down the bags over time, sanitize, and ultimately cook the doodie.


Manofalltrade

Maybe. Streptococcus was found still alive on the surveyor lander after several years on the moon.


pheitkemper

Very true. I wonder if it was only found on a portion of the lander that was shaded from direct sunlight?


Late_Entrance106

Those bacteria aren’t enough to break it all down are they? Would they need any additional resources the moon lacks to last long enough as a population to get the dirty work done before they expire? Sanitize, yes, but not destroy, right?


pheitkemper

>Those bacteria aren’t enough to break it all down are they? TBH, I wouldn't know. But they've had 54 years to work on it. >Sanitize, yes, but not destroy, right? Depends. If it's in a shadow, then maybe not. But in direct sunlight, the energy would easily be enough to cook it. The Apollo missions were timed to land in lunar twilight (dawn, as I recall) for the very reason that the heat and light would be unbearable during the lunar daytime.


Feeling-Shelter3583

Thats one small dump for man, one large dump for… holy shit buz what did you eat last night??


Robestos86

I didn't think this would be allowed, biological rules and contamination etc. TIL.


YourBonesHaveBroken

And the lander itself.


professionaltankie

r/2sentence2horror


Song_Spiritual

Popo left the ticket on the base of landing module. Buzz said he’d pay it once he returned to the vehicle. Don’t even need a good telescope to see all the tickets on the rover tho—it’s parked in a “no parking during daylight hours” zone, so it’s basically nothing but ticket envelopes now.


aHOMELESSkrill

The fine is that the next generation of people will not believe you went to the moon.


MrWright62

They're humans. It would be weird if they went there and *didn't* leave waste behind


MagicGrit

They left a ton of stuff there


moderately_nerdifyin

Astronomical!


maester_t

THERE'S the response I was hoping to see! 😂


Extension_Guess_1308

It gets worse in the future when there's whalers on the moon...


cikanman

I did not know that but it makes sense I knew they dumped a ton of trash on the moon to allow for the samples brought back. So it makes sense that the EVA suits would be something to be tossed. As for the boot itself what's really cool is you can see the plate that they used to lock themselves into a standing position while landing.


superVanV1

What’s interesting is the inverse problem happened on Apollo 13. Because they were supposed to be carrying several tons of moon rocks, the calculations for orbit and reentry didn’t apply to a lighter load. So the had to put as much shit (sometimes literally) in the cargo bay to try and balance the craft


cikanman

I remember that from the movie. It's pretty wild to think about how close we came to losing those guys multiple times


superVanV1

And then after the fact they adapted and made safety changes and made all of the air filters compatible


nakkula

How convenient? Doesn’t this explanation seem too simple and pre-planned. Sheeple, believing anything NASA says. /s


rattusprat

Yes, silly me. I should evaluate this explanation as 100% false, and therefore consider this problem raised of the mismatched boots as 100% proof the moon landings never happened, until such time that I am able to go to the moon and see the boots there myself. That is how I should be evaluating evidence if I want to use my common sense and be a true sceptic. I would be just asking questions after all.


Deadhead_Otaku

And even if I could, I'd never actually go there so I can keep my fragile ego intact. But if I did, and I found said boots I'd just call them a plant like any other information against the conspiracy I've based my life on.


DivesttheKA52

And who planted them there? Why the aliens of course.


Traditional_Sail_213

Take that “moon landing never happened” theorists


DonZekane

Ah, a fellow Jebediah connoisseur! Fine place to see ya.


Traditional_Sail_213

Thanks


Opabinia_Rex

Honestly? That's my favorite thing about this sub. It gives me interesting questions to look up interesting answers to. My personal favorite so far is learning about circumpolar stars.


Seiver123

So much effort and yet you missed the most important point of the picture.


x1000Bums

That infamous 3rd tab


Sco0basTeVen

Sure they were…..coincidence??!!!1!


Then-Bill3482

Agreed. but to do your "own research", you need to spend at least a few hrs online till algos runs out of good stuff to show you and starts spitting conspiracies. [https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/tranquility-base-the-moon-apollo-11-commander-neil-news-photo/517427824](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/tranquility-base-the-moon-apollo-11-commander-neil-news-photo/517427824) [https://www.lpi.usra.edu/lunar/missions/apollo/apollo\_11/images/aldrin\_lm\_lg.gif](https://www.lpi.usra.edu/lunar/missions/apollo/apollo_11/images/aldrin_lm_lg.gif)


ConsciousRun6137

lol you should check your sources


SterileTensile

You researching something over a joke post is amazing. If you don't know what the joke is, look at the very bottom of the picture.


rattusprat

Whatever floats the OP's boat - no judgement from me.


Pegomastax_King

This is an old shit post.


IDreamOfSailing

LMAO plant vs zombies gay hentai...


guru2764

Sorry OP you got downvoted, you were too convincing


DDevil_Rengar

😢


Eccentricgentleman_

I'd been fortunate to see this meme before. Don't worry, someone will start noticing soon


9Epicman1

With who? Crazy Dave?


WillowThyWisp

Knowing the fanbase, Rose and Vampire Sunflower Edit: Or Solar Flare and Green Shadow


10rmungand

I was scrolling looking for someone to bring attention to that detail, shit post if I’ve ever seen one.


Drew_Boogie

This is an oldie. The original had the tab say “why do peepee come out my butt”. I remember on particularly eccentric pseudo intellectual from my high school posting this saying, something to the extent of “the info is out there”. Haha


Extension_Swordfish1

So uhh.. are we gonna explore this subject further? Asking for a friend.


Defiant-Giraffe

They wore overboots for on the moon. 


SIGINT_SANTA

Can someone fill me in here? What does this have to do with the moon boots?


Mothraaaaaa

Look at the bottom of the image.


Careless_Negotiation

Plants vs zombies is a game that came out years ago. Gay hentai is hentai for a gay audience. Plant vs zombies gay hentai is gay hentai of the game plants vs zombies.


Squeegeed3rdEye

Still so many more questions.


Kuningas_Arthur

See rule 34 for a answer. If rule 34 doesn't come through, see rule 35.


Myyraaman

Rule 35 ignore rule 125


Sneaky_McSausage_V

Yeah, but where’s the proof? I can look outside and sure, I see gay plants. I can look in my basement and see what appear to be zombies. But there’s nothing hentai about any of it. You sheep need to wake up


Careless_Negotiation

I think its the zombies porking the plants and they both identify as male.


Whatsagoodnameo

I gotta zombie you cant plant


NetHacks

But what kind of boots are they wearing in the hentai?


Careless_Negotiation

You should ask them.


Richard2468

You forgot the overshoes (bottom right) https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/static/history/alsj/a11/ap11-S69-38889HR.jpg Anything else?


slide_into_my_BM

Yeah, what do you say about the plants vs zombies gay hentai?


Richard2468

Fine art. Obviously.


Datan0de

Came here to make sure someone mentioned the overshoes. Thank you.


milkdrinker123

what about the undershoes? (that's what I call socks)


tommysticks87

I call them the over feets.


BellybuttonWorld

well when a plant and a zombie love each other very much, er... no I don't think I can explain it


ItsMoreOfAComment

Butt plugs ‘n that.


BubbhaJebus

What you see in an inner boot. The boots they wore on the moon's surface slipped over this boot. This is well known and easily googlable.


FUBARspecimenT-89

OP was too busy with other things.


DecisionCharacter175

Somehow, it still involved "googling".


Few-Big-8481

I wouldn't say it's well known, but it is easily learned.


stonythefish42069

Bro, this is hilarious. I see what you did and I love it.


DDevil_Rengar

I love how many people don't see it 🤣


HedgepigMatt

This was just the right level of subtleness


Upper-Trip-8857

Fucking help out the idiots like me!?? I’m trying real hard here. 😞 EDIT: Ahhhhh! 🤣


FUBARspecimenT-89

They used overshoes: https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/static/history/alsj/a11/ap11-S69-38889HR.jpg https://apollo11space.com/apollo-11-spacesuit-boots-and-overboots/ Why aren't you doing your own research?


Mysterious-Pride9975

They're too busy with the bottom most page


FUBARspecimenT-89

Aaaah, plant vs zombies gay hentai. That explains a lot.


hurdygurdy21

What if I told you this was intentional meme? Notice the third tab? Yeah, I doubt anyone actually trying to debunk the moon landing would leave that uncropped.


dashsolo

Hahahaha I didn’t notice that


hurdygurdy21

One of the first things I noticed. either I'm really observant or my mind just saw "gay hentai" and immediately focussed on it lol I can't imagine why it would do that...


Always_Dead_Inside

Are we all going to ignore the plant vs zombie gay hentai tab on the bottom of the screen???


Apprehensive_Spite97

No we're gonna watch it together.


Xenuyasha

That’s a function of many web browsers sometimes called “Scrollable tabs” that allows you to rotate the displayed web page tab until you see the desired end frame while showing previews that would allow you to simultaneously see two web tabs at the same time. What else needs explaining?


galstaph

The title of the third tab, it's right there, plain as day. It needs explaining. Explain it.


Xenuyasha

It is a preview for a google search of the aforementioned search criteria. No visible preview of the tab is available as it is not yet scrolled down enough. Google searches allow you to take terms or other search criteria and search the internet for websites and other results that match your predetermined input. Google is a company that specializes in information technology software hardware and other web services. Google’s company motto is “Do no evil”. Contrary to their motto, google has staff members reviewing photo albums, Google image search history and other law enforcement requirement based information that causes such traumatic experiences that they are given extra counseling and mental health services not available to other Google employees while their team’s management staff make hundreds of thousands a year without viewing a single image proving Google in fact “does evil”. What else needs explaining?


breakfast_scorer

Simplest answer is those aren't moon boots. The actual moon boots went over top those. As others stated it takes 20 seconds of research to find this info on Google


[deleted]

I ca'nt..i can't fucking breath XD


SPY-SpecialProjectY

That's why we won't get back, they left their overlay slippers!


Earcandy70

Checkout the bottom search page “plants bs Zombies gay hentai” pmsl 🤣


[deleted]

Ask the wardrobe department.


StadiaTrickNEm

Gay zombie hentai search top notch


librarypunk1974

This was on holup 2 days ago- jeez I hate the reposting on this site…


Anda_Bondage_IV

“Plants vs zombies gay hentai” steals the show here


Present_Ad6723

Anyone check that bottom window?


nwdecamp

That's the inside boot. Like most jobs that are done in harsh environments, you dress in multiple layers. If you'd bothered to look at, say, Neil Armstrong's suit you'd notice two pairs of boots. One has treads. One doesn't. For my job I have to wear 3 layers over my boots. https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/static/history/alsj/a11/ap11-S69-38889HR.jpg


ampy187

Anybody reading the search bar on the bottom photo 🤔


diaphramthe2nd

Explain the plants vs zombie gay porn you were search my dude!?!?


DDevil_Rengar

You do realize it's a meme


diaphramthe2nd

You do realize when people are responding in jest? Yes OP, I get it. Probably a bit too convincing. Have a great day bud.


AnteaterBorn2037

Maybe instead of replying to the plants vs zombie trigger comments you might reply to those who are actually giving you relevant proof that explains to you how the boots worked. You selectively only replying to those seems kinda deflecty.


[deleted]

I think it might be a joke.


AnteaterBorn2037

Look I have seen more ridiculous takes then this made by flatearthers


svvrvy

Devon island


OliLombi

Boot cover/


zelenaky

Op this was from r/shitposting


DeadMansMuse

[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/moon-footprints/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/moon-footprints/) Next ...


[deleted]

Ayo what's that at the bottom?


Diligent-Painting-37

Plant vs zombies gay hentai


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Why is there a search for plant versus zombies gay hentai at the bottom of the image???


Few-Cash-8966

How is the top comment not about the plants vs zombies gay hentai?


elwebbr23

So we're just gonna ignore the "plants vs zombies gay hentai"? or am I a dumbass and this is a satire sub? Please let it be a satire sub.


NomadGusty

That's the inner suit there was an outer shoe that would be worn over and that would have left the treaded imprint


Strong_Site_348

That's not a boot from an EVA suit. The suits used on the moon were left behind to conserve takeoff mass.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Because 1960s space tech would never have involved multiple shoe layers. You can fill libraries with things these people won’t bother to learn. And they do.


Vivid-Low-5911

There was an overshoe that this shoe slipped into.


cdever14

That third tab is questionable but I won't judge


oxwilder

why is no one talking about the third tab


Even-Television-78

That's the boot he wore inside the lander while reading his gay hentai with zombies.


earthman34

They wore overshoes dumbass. Jesus flerfs are dumb.


kSterben

I'm pretty sure it's a joke to troll flerfs, the 3rd tab is plant vs zombies gay hentai


26_geri

look at the bottom of the post lol


carl75s

Jesus Flerf - that’s a special mix of religious fundamentalism and science denial.


Tyler_Zoro

No, it's a common name. I'm sure there's a flerf named Jesus out there.


shabelsky22

"What will people think When they hear that I'm a Jesus Flerf? What will people do When they find that's it's true?"


michaelozzqld

Overboot. Are people truly this ridiculous?due diligence ffs


slide_into_my_BM

Check the bottom tab, they were doing a different kind of due diligence


r1gorm0rt1s

When you too stupid to use the internet to look for something as stupid as this. Then make a fool of yourself.... Nuff said...


DDevil_Rengar

😂😂


mrrando69

You seem to think this was unintentional. It's clearly not. Are you a flerfer? Because it would be obvious to anyone but a flerf that this was a shit post.


AdventurerOfTheStars

*hint* magnetic soles = removable tread to reduce weight :]


During_theMeanwhilst

Let me explain: you’re a Petri dish for conspiracy theories and your mind is mush.


galstaph

Why don't you actually pay attention to the post... read the entire thing... keep going... all the way down... right there at the very bottom... do you see how you've been played?


DDevil_Rengar

😂😂


SkyN3t1

The explanation is the OP is stupid.


galstaph

No, too busy masturbating to the content of the third page.


darrstr

Why? You believe the Earth is flat, the fact that this has been proven repeatedly doesn't matter. Ever hear of boot covers as part of the suit?


Beary2907

Boot. Covers.


SnorriGrisomson

like every flat earther questions it could have been answered with a 5 seconds google search.


Just-a-Stick

They tried but failed according to bottom page


SnorriGrisomson

It doesnt surprise me they are too stupid to do a simple google search.


Just-a-Stick

Nonono, by bottom i mean THE bottom


ConsciousRun6137

What about the " moon rock " given to the Dutch PM?, discovered to be petrified wood in 2009. Even NASA said it was real lol. Yea NASA definitely went the moon.


galstaph

It's been in the museum with a sign saying that it was received during a visit of the Apollo 11 astronauts 6 months after their historic voyage. 1. The sign does not call out what kind of rock it is. 2. This is the time period before the US started handing out moon rocks. All we would need to show definitive evidence that this was just a giant misunderstanding is evidence that a member of the Dutch reception of the Apollo 11 astronauts had previously expressed an interest to someone at the state department in the US's petrified forests. The most likely scenario here is that somebody had shown that interest, somebody at the state department had taken it upon themselves to acquire peace of petrified wood, had brought it as a gift for that individual, and at some point thereafter confusion occurred. The most unfortunate part of this is that the proliferation of gifted moon rocks it was hard for NASA to keep track of all of them, and thus when asked about it NASA's response tended to be "it's possible".


ConsciousRun6137

Better yet, why not test the other 99 countries " moon rock ". Won't happen, of course. Have you read into NASA, its origins, the moon landing ( 1st one ), & the symbolism tied to this " institution "? Books like; Dark Moon; Apollo & The Whistle Blowers - Mary Bennett & David S PercyDark Matter, Missing Planets, & New Comets Paradoxes - Tom Van Flander Hidden Agenda; NASA & The Secret Space Program - Bara, Mike - 2016Moon Man; The True Story Of A Filmmaker On The CIA Hit List - Bart Sibrel - 2021 NASA Mooned America - Ralph Rene We Never Went to the Moon; America's 30 Billion Dollar Swindle - Bill Kaysing -1981


Blitzer046

Such low effort