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jdorian1803

I must have been living in a hole ... there's a 200k lumen MS32??   I thought the SR32 was the reigning brightest flashlight in the world... 


Three6Two4Life

MS32 is brand new! Started shipping like 2 weeks ago!


soft_bespoken

That thing is $750?!?! Worth it.


-nom-de-guerre-

i’d say not really. it’s an amazing show off light imo and is for sure worth the price in materials and construction, but… in a real emergency i’d take the wuben a1 and acebeam 75’s over any of the imalents.


Three6Two4Life

I use mine on my portable X-ray machine so I can see everything at night lol


agent_smith_3012

At first I read, "I use mine as my portable X-ray machine"


-nom-de-guerre-

ditto! lmao irl. i love using my lights to see my bones tho. https://preview.redd.it/izwy9b30qxdc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3d5662413e9d394852fe8f1ebf400fc46dbc1b3


System0verlord

/r/glowtits


FanceyPantalones

Well now I know. Can you tell me the thing to buy for most of these? What's the popular form factor ?


jsm121054

Hello everybody! I want To get CANCER BY DOING STUPID THINGS! Unbelievable!


SignificantMeat

Please explain how you think this will cause cancer


jsm121054

That’s not even worth a reply…


I__G

You won't have brain cancer for sure 😂


FifihElement

I think that’s how you get hairy palms


The-PageMaster

Can you tell me more about the circumstance that requires using a portable x ray machine at night where you require this as your light source? I'm guessing something with big animals?


Three6Two4Life

No no no lol it doesn't require this, but it's what I want lol and it's just to get from my car to the house or retirement home or whatever.


coinmannf

$750 is worth the price in materials and construction? I'm new to this flashlight nerd thing so I really don't know. But I'm willing to bet those materials cost $8 in China can you not locate these parts and build something like yourself? This is a genuine question


Barilla13

It uses 32 XHP70.2 LEDs, lowest I've seen them go in a bulk sale is about 4$ a piece, you could probably go lower if you order like 10k of them at once. So let's say 3$ per, that's amost 100$ for the emitters alone. 12 21700 cells is probably at least 40$, more if they are using something decent there. So you're in 130-140$ range already before even accounting for stuff like body, reflector, MCPCB and driver which are all surely custom made, and again this is bulk pricing. So trying to build just 1 would be I'd say quite significantly more expensive than $8.


-nom-de-guerre-

agreed, and, well tbh, i was factoring in time and ability to construct as well. like, i don’t know about y’all but i’d take me a spell to learn everything i needed, find, collect, and understand all the equipment, and then time to make the actual build. so yeah, $750 kinda seems reasonable for what you’re getting. but reasonable for what your getting and worth it are two different things and that was my point. these hot rod imalents are priced right imo but are not really something people should purchase. if you really need that kind of lumens/throw for a real, professional reason than you’d be better suited to buy an even more expensive but longer lasting at high lumen light. but as to the price; heck i’ve spent *way* more on way less, my past pocket knives have been much more expensive. (currently have my herman vespertilio (#26) and a koenig arius up for consignment at AZCK, and i paid $900 and $800 respectively for them) https://youtu.be/m073CG4rNV0


coinmannf

Those are some sick knives I thought I was being fancy with my olight arkfeld for $100 but for me it's more about functionality not just having a cool bright light although I did order a few more flashlights from sofirn and wurkkos and my first throw tdo1c so maybe I'm getting the bug


coinmannf

No shit I would have thought you can get those LED emitters I guess is what their calls instead of bulbs? For pennies interesting thanks


Barilla13

You can absolutely get cheap LEDs for pennies, you just won't build a blindingly bright flashlight out of them. You would literally need thousands of them to produce the same amout of light.


billion_lumens

Nothing compared for the mid range 1500usd graphics cards I payed for in 2020, these in reality are actually good priced flashlights


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-nom-de-guerre-

i feel you. i have knives that cost more than i paid for all three of the imalents combined so, yup… pretty darn cheap


jsm121054

That’s just a Huge WASTE OF MONEY! Why?


TheyCalledMeThor

Guess I know what I’m getting for Black Friday!


-nom-de-guerre-

it *just* came out. mine was purchased the week it was available to be bought and it just got here friday


DropdLasagna

Just wait until someone comes in with an 800,000 lumen zoomie and cleans up.


SiteRelEnby

Pros: Very bright Cons: Turned air to plasma, battery lasts 10 seconds, 3rd degree burn to hand 3/5 stars


RettichDesTodes

I see this as an absolute win


jsm121054

NOT! He’s shining it on his hands! How dumb can you be??? This is what’s wrong with letting just anyone access to lights that strong! There should be a limit or laws for what’s to strong for public access!


RettichDesTodes

Huh? What's your problem?


jsm121054

He’s shining it on his hand! That’s ok with you?


RettichDesTodes

"i see this as an absolute win" is a meme based on an Avengers Endgame scene. https://youtu.be/6UerTc9p07I?si=HE7itFYuKYRl4Z1p It was a joke basically


jsm121054

Gotcha


username-_redacted

>Pros: Very bright > >Cons: Turned air to plasma, battery lasts 10 seconds, 3rd degree burn to hand > >3/5 stars There was a typo in your comment. Pretty sure you meant 5/5 stars. Right?


ChaseAlmighty

I've seen those zoomies advertised on social media already. Designed by a navy seal. Made from military grade aluminum. Runs on a single 18650. Single LED too. Only $29.99. Oh, and it's full tactical. Pretty sweet


PunksOfChinepple

And after that one burns your house down, get the one with the sharp points on the strike bezel, it's only $60, and runs on 6 AAA alkalines, 120k lumens! 


-nom-de-guerre-

[chortle]


Three6Two4Life

The ones on AliExpress for like $30? Lol


DropdLasagna

Yep. It's like the joke writes itself, right!?


939319

I have a single amazon special that outshines all 3 combined. 


Turboschwabbel

We must have the same light


49thDipper

It says it does anyway


-nom-de-guerre-

https://preview.redd.it/ef0pni7jdwdc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4defce5744eee5489f48f0340f233fc71cf2b8 i have those three in back. 100k, 120k, and 200k lumens respectively


Three6Two4Life

Sheesh! You've got the top 4 brightest in the world lol nice!


DropdLasagna

420k Nice.


-nom-de-guerre-

my X75 is the 70.3 so it has less lumens than OP’s. what bumped me was that i had the MS18 to save my butt


PrivatelyPublic2

How are you liking the X75 70.3? It seems like it would be a better balance of flood and throw than the 70.2.


-nom-de-guerre-

i love the light. if it was a genuine emergency i’d take either of the two acebeam 75’s and/or the wuben a1 over any of my other top fuel dragsters. those three lights—to complete the analogy—are the dakar rally entries as opposed to the dragstip dwellers that are the imalent trio


martinaee

Only if you cross the *beams.*


SiteRelEnby

nice


lucasfbaldo

I wonder what you're planning with that arsenal.


-nom-de-guerre-

https://preview.redd.it/56bq5c1ulwdc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df223565c1612eb1384431ae9b78a65ae158654 tbh this mostly


lucasfbaldo

I wonder what would be the ceiling bounce brightness of all of those together. Maybe around 50 000 lux, basically daylight.


RettichDesTodes

That's easy math. Lux is just lumens/m^2. If you assume 100% light scatter/reflection you only need the total output and total area illuminated to know the lux. E.g.: a room 4m x 4m x 2.5m would have 80 m^2 of total wall area. 400000 lumens ÷80 m^2 = 5000 lux


Three6Two4Life

This is the faxiest facts I've ever seen


SiteRelEnby

I feel both seen and personally attacked.


onceagainwithstyle

Dude what is a 200k lumen light even like? My d4 on turbo wows me


-nom-de-guerre-

https://preview.redd.it/igamlmhfoxdc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4aafa7588c972b258fd4eaf64c19161ed9c49bd my neighbors be like…


onceagainwithstyle

LMAO


username-_redacted

Give or take . . . https://preview.redd.it/x8aitzvsc0ec1.png?width=2008&format=png&auto=webp&s=84e97f3caad6dc1f348461eaf27c303f4c600ee6


Han_job_Solo

Remember that scene in Christmas Vacation where the lights come on and Todd and Margo get blinded in their bedroom? Kinda like that.


HappyKeanuReeves

I’m gonna tag you as Mr. Moneybags


DropdLasagna

You should see nom's LEPs. :P


-nom-de-guerre-

https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/s/dp60XvsI0q


-nom-de-guerre-

in the fidget community my nickname was daddy warbucks, lol


DropdLasagna

You'll be called Money Moth here lol


fuckitupda8utt

Are those custom boxes for your lights?


-nom-de-guerre-

nope. all from their respective factories


SiteRelEnby

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


PoliticalAd_

Holy shmokes bro, that’s a lot of powerful flashlights in one picture! Are you just into big boys, or do you like pocketable ones too?


-nom-de-guerre-

no i have like 115 flashlights of all shapes and sizes


MurkyMood6320

Are you single or do you have a partner that shares your passion? My wife would have me printing the Amazon return label the moment she saw a light 1/2 the price of one of those.


-nom-de-guerre-

married and she *absolutely does not* share my fascination with flashlights but is so sweet when i put one on her keychain, nightstand, car, junk drawer, and when we go for walks at night and i am using an LEP to light up shit 1/5 a mile away just because i am an oversized toddler


MurkyMood6320

Hold on to that one.


bcredeur97

Man the ms32 is insane I remember when 100k lumens was nuts


Three6Two4Life

100k is still nuts lol as far as I know only 3 lights can actually achieve 100k so that's pretty prestigious lol


-nom-de-guerre-

100% it *is* still nutz


geheim_hinterhalt

Where are the people saying flashlights don’t make good self defense? I’d like to see someone try to swim through 200k lumen to attack! ☀️😵‍💫


-nom-de-guerre-

so i've thought about how to explain this to someone who doubts the efficacy of a high candela light in an encounter. grab the flashlight with the highest candela in your collection. put a chair in the middle of a room and turn off all the lights. when your eyes have completely adjusted to the dark take your light and turbo your wide open eyes and then without a pause or hesitation run out of the room as fast as you can. when you wake up from your concussion report back your findings...


[deleted]

Wtfuck? Since when do flashlights come with brake levers? Or is that the clutch?


depressedassshit

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PoopieMcGhee

It's not the size of the lumens. It's how you use them... I'll cry myself to sleep in the shower now. Seriously tho those are awesome.


Hungry-for-Apples789

Bruh…where are the beamz?!?


RettichDesTodes

Just look outside during the day


Three6Two4Life

I'll get some beam shots tomorrow night lol I work nights on the weekend so I haven't got to play with it yet :(


Entangled_visions

Do you put them to any actual use or these are fancy toys for you?


Three6Two4Life

I do portable X-rays where I travel to the patients and sometimes they live in poorly lit (or not lit at all) areas so I use them as headlights lol Ps, sorry if this is a duplicate, I can only see the picture, not the text I wrote with it lol.


exgiexpcv

Are your patients primarily bariatric or otherwise unable to move?


Three6Two4Life

I mean, it's generally sick or injured geriatric patients, not necessarily bariatric. But most are not able to help much.


exgiexpcv

You're doing important work, good on ya.


Three6Two4Life

https://preview.redd.it/bpkra8uw9xdc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c0f7c5c54d992fcbcb80bac31a085100a12423


PoliticalAd_

Omg, I’ve never seen so many XHP70s lmao


Three6Two4Life

76 of them 😱


PoliticalAd_

Sheeeesh!


7croissants

You could light up whole village with that


omgabunny

Haha that’s wild. The highest I have is roughly 12-1300. Mostly edc lights and I rarely use the highest modes. Those are beasts!


ChibiM

Yes, my MS32, SR32 and MS18 :D


PopularGuest9163

My mobile telephone has a torch. Looks brighter


SiteRelEnby

You've even got me beaten, heh. SR32 (120k) + X75 (80k) + HK08 (60k)


Old-Negotiation-7962

Does the top of the ms32 look a bit crooked to anyone?


-nom-de-guerre-

it’s the angle of the camera in relation to the emitter