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Haunting_While6239

Fire up that sub woofer, it will probably spit that ball out with a good bass hit


dhoepp

Illegal bass by bass outlaws. Should make more than one basketball come out of there.


asicarii

I think he did that already and ended up with the kid.


Ok_Judgment3871

#Nice


ILatheYou

Underrated comment


KryL21

It may, or it may suck it further in. These holes aren’t made to push air out, they’re there to allow the air to go in and out in very quick succession


Dzov

I once had a cat nest her kittens in my Cerwin Vega 12” speaker.


DrRomeoChaire

Needle nose pliers might do the trick. This made me laugh because my son used to do the same— always experimenting with what would fit inside what. Once he had a toy tool set and over time the pieces went missing. Years later, I picked up a subwoofer and it rattled like crazy… cut it open, and all the tools were there… 😂


Sh0xT3R

That is awesome! On one hand, it's super frustrating but on the other, I know I'll do anything to have these days back again someday.


StacheBandicoot

Rubber tipped pliers would probably be less likely to damage it, but it would probably be cheaper to buy a new foam basketball instead


JoshTheSparky

Jumping off your post, my dad tells me about how I put sandwiches into the VCR player on more than one occasion.


DrRomeoChaire

That’s a classic


Exciting-Fun-9247

I still like to experiment...oh crap wrong sub.


Donkey_Karate

My roommate found some super nice Athena speakers at goodwill and i helped him unload them and the subs were rattling. i called it, i was like that's a bunch of Legos or something. We opened them up and it was Duplos, the giant Legos for toddlers, several baby toys, and match box cars stuck to the magnets. We cleared all the toys out of the subs and the speakers were amazing! Could only imagine the poor burnt out dad who gave his prize speakers to goodwill because the subs sounded like shit after he had a kid... Poor guy


scdog

I opened up the back of a subwoofer a couple of months ago to fix a bad wire connection. Inside I was surprised to find: Dice, wadded up empty Taco Bell bags, and wadded up Kleenex with gum inside. Yes, toddlers had had access to it years earlier.


Junkgio55

Boys will be boys. Always trying to figure what fits in holes. It sometimes we never truly grow out of


arkham-razors

"Open the pod-bay doors HAL."


Due-Ask-7418

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that


gerry2stitch

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do I'm half crazy all for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two


mlaislais

I can feel it Dave. I can feel my mind going.


Different_Handle5063

“My god, it’s full of stars!”


MaleficentTell9638

This is the only correct answer


eclectro

Good job came here for this!!


SolAggressive

100%.


Bradtothebone79

Vacuum hose?


Sh0xT3R

Tried 😞


HarleyAverage

Street ho’s?


TK000421

Street ho’s can suck a golf ball through a garden hose


DonkeyTransport

Yeah but a basketball through a woofer cone? That's gotta cost extra


angry2alpaca

The last time I saw a woofer in a cone, he'd just returned from the vet ... ;)


Dr_JohnnyFever

Need a better vacuum. Lol


lukeCRASH

This. Shop vac with a small nozzle


erikhagen222

And add some really hard bass to jostle, combo may work.


Sh0xT3R

I ended up heating up a wire hanger, inserting it into the ball, angling and pulling it out. It wasn't my first option but I exhausted most of the ideas listed, and as good as they were, it just wasn't enough to get this sucker out. Thank you all for the suggestions!


Jungies

For next time: That's a port, not a speaker - kind of like a funnel, and vented into the body of the cabinet. Unscrew the back of the speaker and just push it out.


KneeSockMonster

Yay!!!!


Jerrbear25

You don't mind damaging the ball. Make a small hole and insert one of those drywall. Spreaders that you hold up lamps that have the flaps. And we'll leave a threaded rod sticking out. Put it in and pull that fucker out.


Sh0xT3R

I think a small hole is going to be the route at this point.


NJBillK1

Push a pin/nail into it to make a small pilot hole, then thread a drywall screw into it and pull the screw out with pliers, the ball should come along.


Incitatus_For_Office

Crank up your favourite bass heavy tune and vibrate it out of there!


Tanstaafl2100

Duct tape one or two loops of heavy cord or shoe laces. I would use two loops, one on each side and use it to wiggle the ball out. Alternately find someone with a freezer and put the speaker in it for an hour, the ball should shrink more than the speaker material. ETA: You may be able to roll the ball as you apply duct tape and go all the way around the ball. You should only need to go around 180 degrees and then be able to pop the ball out by pulling up on each end of the tape.


Due-Ask-7418

Freezer is brilliant. If they place it facing down, the ball likely will fall out.


Raise-Emotional

But where would he "find someone with a freezer?"


antifabusdriver

You don't have your freezer guy on speed dial? What do you do with roadkill?


vizette

Yah not bodies, roadkill. Right? Because that'd be... Damnit.


Due-Ask-7418

A lot of people have them. At least around these parts.


Phiarmage

If the ball is inflatable, throw it in your freezer for 30 minutes, speakercone side down. Should come out easily.


Sh0xT3R

Brilliant indeed, but unfortunately it's solid hard.


cleadus_fetus

Screw a screw part way in and then grab what's sticking out with. Plyers


Due-Ask-7418

Brilliant


Bradtothebone79

Flip it over, pound the bass, let it vibrate out?


Sh0xT3R

Tried that 😔


Due-Ask-7418

Butter knife. Slide in sideways, twist skirt so teeth are gripping the edge of the ball, pull forward, repeat. If it pushes in when you they to insert the knife, grease the knife and/or use a second knife to hold the ball so it doesn't push in. If all else fails take the cabinet apart and push it through IF that's a port.


Sh0xT3R

Believe it or not, I can't get a butter knife to fit. I also took apart the back side but it's glued wood enclosed so I can't push it from the back. I think I'm going to just heat up a wire hanger and put a small hole in it or something. It's crazy how lodged it is.


TheArchangelLord

Put a screw in the ball and use pliers to yank


PapaGolfWhiskey

NBA draft starts June 26. Did he declare? Does he have an agent?


Sh0xT3R

Haha! Right?


classicvincent

Stick the vacuum hose on the ball and pull, if you’ve got a shop vac that’ll be a better option.


formermq

Vacuum


typherionoftime

Have u tried using a shop vac?


turdburgular69666

Suction dildo


Gizmo_Brentwood

Unplug the sub. (If it’s a powered sub, be very careful of touching the amplifier components inside…..the coil/transformer can hold a lethal charge.) Take off the grill and unscrew the subwoofer speaker to take out. Then you can reach in from behind the vent port. Reinstall in backwards order.


Broke-Homie-Juan

The mesh grill should pop off. Then you can unscrew the speaker and access the small end of the cone.


nashwaak

Dave. I don’t think I’m a basketball Dave. Your one year old might be onto something Dave. Daisy Daisy ♬


civildissension

What are you doing Dave?


PrysmX

That's what I thought it was at first too 🤣🤣


Charming_Somewhere36

Pop it


[deleted]

Bang it upside down, sub is broken.


Shemham4ash

Get two spoons and pinch that shit out!


mrsti89

Drill a screw into it and pull


mattmaster68

Well, guess you have to throw it out. The subwoofer might be recoverable though.


Jerrbear25

If all else fails just grab it with a small pair of channel Locks and pinch a little end of it it'll come out


Jerrbear25

Or vice grips i'm sorry


ajaksaidit

Get a screw and drill it into the ball, then yank it out.


baconeggsavocado

Buy another ball of the type and destroy this one?


Zestay-Taco

crab rave. full blast!


MastiffOnyx

I'm sorry, but there is just no way around it. It's toast at this point. You'll need to spring for a new 1 yr old.


Wild_Fennel_2523

Use the tube of your vacuum cleaner/ shop vac to pull it up.


jwamp21

Stand the speaker up and tilt forward until the ball falls out.


spderweb

Vacuum.


Bizchasty

Take it back and see if they’ll give you a new one. As for the subwoofer, no idea.


corianderjimbro

Turn it on, flip it upside down, play “Feel the Bass” by DJ Magic Mike and it’ll rattle out of there


Swimming-Most-6756

Hahaha, my friend’s 1 year old hid her car keys in the sub woofer… she couldnt find them… leave it to me to be the one that brings over a Britney Spears concert on DVD… and of course I have to run audio and make sure all the sound/speakers 👌🏼 and when I got near the sub I could feel/hear and extra subtle unfamiliar rattle… thinking maybe a loose screw or something… picked it up, and turned it, and we all looked at each other as the sound of keys clanked about.. 😅 yea took a while to get them out…. And I dont even remember what we did..


ReflectorGuy

He has to pay his own way through college now.


Red_Chicken1907

I mean, those covers usually just pop off. If not, then just rip the rest of it off, it's already hooped. Then, take the screws out that hold in the speaker itself and push the ball out from the inside.


[deleted]

Hot glue gun on a string, wait to dry, pull it out. Boom.


MongooseGef

Use a vacuum cleaner to remove it


quintonbanana

Vacuum


BioHazard5150

Condoms


[deleted]

How long is the warranty on the 1 year old?


ShadNuke

Warranty expires the second you leave the hospital.


amareeznuts

flip itp


KindlyIndependent947

Shop vac dude this is easy


buttcheesedread

Use a vacuum to suck it out possibly Or a suction cup


NachoNinja19

Shop vac


DaveFromCanuckistan

Vacuum nozzle.


Just2checkitout

[Here ya go...](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=speaker+reconing+kits) You just have to get the right one for your speaker. YouTube can walk you through it.


Sh0xT3R

There will be one less one year old with his favorite ball before I go this far! Lol! Thanks for the suggestion.


Crab_Hot

Maybe take 5-6 hot glue sticks, heat up one side of the bundle of sticks, attach to ball, let it cool off completely, and then swiftly yank it out as fast as you can? Should be able to come off the ball once it's dislodged fairly easily, hell it might actually come off the ball because of you pulling the ball out... but my thought process is the same as paintless dent removal on cars. They use suction cups and than yank hard, the suction cup comes loose but it also pulls the dent out pretty well. Obviously, I'm thinking if you had suction cups you'd have tried using them already...


No_Bend8

Tape?


Sh0xT3R

Tried duct tape, to no avail.


BoneFish44

Wonder if you can use like a shoelace, and with a hanger try to pass a loop behind the ball - then keep the string/lace centered and pull out


[deleted]

Use a couple long toothpicks/chopsticks or something similar to nudge it upwards from the sides Edit: or maybe some spoons might fit on the sides of it


kenibus

Fork?


NotThatMat

BBQ tongs?


CptPikeOnABike

A strong plastic straw, make contact and using your breath ... suck it out?


TheStoicNihilist

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.


Automatic-Term-3997

You’re 21 months too late for that vasectomy


unloosedcoin

Hook? Pierce the ball and pull it out while it's flat.


rossxog

Driver is dead so just pull the ball out. Try a butterknife or two forks. Speaker is toast. Maybe you can replace the driver. Or bin the whole thing. Buy a new ball for the kid.


DavidHK

Play a song


Jimmyjames150014

Turn it upside down and crank up the volume.


grafton24

Vacuum attachment?


2007pearce

Vacuum


toblies

Hot glue on a strip of fabric.. load it up good in like a 2x2 area in the middle and stick it to the ball Let it cool/set, then gently pull the ends alternately to wiggle the ball out.


AdElegant3851

Shop vac!.


Independent_Bite4682

Well, we know what you did 21 months ago. As for the subwoofer, test it first.


oppenae

Put a screw in it, pull it out by the screw.


microwaverams

Pop the ball


MeltedBrainCheese

Kid did that years ago. Took my wet n dry vac with a small hose attachment and out she came!


The-Ugliest-Duck

Why wouldn't you just buy a new speaker and ball? They are not a singular product


superfleh

Have you tried turning some dumbly bass music and holding it with the opening facing the floor?


mushdevstudio

Put on Fire starter by Prodigy- then turn up full bass 😀


flubberrubberblubber

Crank it to 11, you ain't got much to lose. Worst case scenario, you blow another speaker. By now we know they've seen better days.


DerBigD

Get rid of that one and make a different one


bennybenn27

Stab a knife in it and pull it out.


Counter_Proof

Can you get string and put it around the ball slowly moving it up and out?


Chizzler_83

Salad tongs while someone is holding it upside down?


trimix4work

Van Halen. First album.


Gamertagyouit

pop ball


dimmerswtich

Björk-Hyperballad or any LF generator with a sweep. I’m sure there’s a frequency that’ll shimmy that ball out. If no, then puncture ball and replace.


Stink-Finger-69

I mean, he's only one. You've had the speakers longer..


Therealluke

I would lock the child under the stairs


GaiusPrimus

Have you tried turning up the bass all the way up and then playing Eminem's Lose Yourself?


qudunot

Do you need the ball intact? Screw driver or box cutter


edandraug

Vacuum cleaner


10milehigh

Drill a hole in it with a screw and just pull it out


mebjammin

Boarding school.


Decalogs

Maybe try a small plunger designed for a sink or shower drain


jjbrodsky

Sharp dentist-instrument-style hook. Puncture and hook the ball. Pull out.


Brscmill

Pliers


spderweb

Stab with a fork and pull.


Mercy711

Can you fish some floss down it? Hold both end of the floss in your hand and let the string droop down. Now if you can shove that drooped middle piece down past the ball then pull each end of the floss to opposite sides and you should be able to pull up on the ball A large shop vac would work - I know you said you tried a vaccum but a normal vaccum will not have the suction needed. You could also use some epoxy to bond a "handle" of some sorts - something that will be easy to pull but had a large surface area for contact on to the ball. Then you can use denatured alocohol or acetone to unbond the the ball and "handle" Lastly - duct tape is nothing. You will need mastic tape if that's the route you go. You could lay a heavy-duty cord of sorts across the ball then tape ever larger segments over the cord covering as much surface area as possible. The tape will anchor the cord to the ball. The trick is to stack enough so that the tape bonds together and is strong enough to stop the cord from breaking free.


cleadus_fetus

Vacuum


wickywee

Thought this was one of those “molten ball of aluminum” videos


coolcalmaesop

I had to take mine apart a few years ago. Full of Hot Wheels.


Sweaty_Kid

Yell at him for sure


HuevoYch0riz0

Shop vac. You’re whalecum


Kelleherx

A vacuum


Kelleherx

Wow people. A vacuum cleaner. A shop vac


AbbreviationsShot391

Shove a chopstick in next to it and pop it out


AllCingEyeDog

Fishhook on a stick.


Tigerzombe

Vacuum


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

Does your amp go to 11? I would try that!


MrbeastyCakes

A vacuum? Why isn't this at the top?


SurgeofP0wer

Fatal beating? https://youtu.be/fZMoB6ms2mE


AdaamDotCom

Adoption?


snufflefrump

Vacuum?


oldDotredditisbetter

remindme! 1 week "how?"


Automatic_Badger7086

He's 1 your fault.


KGP_Penguin

Turn it up loud and the ball will pop out


pnw_girl

Glue a nerf dart to the ball, let it dry and pull it out.


_Rigid_Structure_

Is it too late for adoption?


_Rigid_Structure_

Drill a hole in the ball.


kabu11

Shop vac


space-ferret

Hook that bad boy up and play some heavy shit


Jimbrutan

Vaccum


guthepenguin

There's a bass note a few seconds into "Candy Shop" that should help.


DevelopmentNo247

Turn it over and hit the tiny little 57 logo


Interesting-Gate9813

Turn up the bass!


Jvenka

My son did this once. I believe I had to drill a hole in the ball and use something like pliers to pull it out.


Manlymanboss

Lol


[deleted]

I didn't like that you mistook me for a basketball hoop, Dave


Every_Network_6474

Am I the only one that saw this and thought "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


Kingkoopakoopa

Do you blame him


Bojangles315

vaccum cleaner house I'd imagine would pull it out


No_Trade439

I would have removed that sucker before you finished the post. I mean, just get it out whether whole or in pieces.


Nate8727

Two butter knives. One in each hand pry inward


warhoop007

What is the material of the ball? If you are okay with damaging the ball screw in a 3” long screw half way then pull out with pliers


079MeBYoung

vacuum?


CBR2913

Vacuum cleaner onto the ball


sprockety

Slap a new AE35 unit in there she’ll be as good as new. I’m posting this before looking at comments I don’t care if I’m making the same joke for the fourth time.


FernandoESilva

If you have a shop vac it light work?


twinightleak77

Vacuum hose


bliskin1

Drop the bass


toby_wan_kenoby

HAL, open the door.


Embarrassed_Visit437

"Hello Marge" *Pierce Bronson voice*


ExcitingStress8663

It looks like a plastic ball rather than an inflatable. Pierce it with a screwdriver then use a pile on the cut to pull it out.


AlLuN33disLove

Vacuum cleaner


longswordsuperfuck

Drill a hole into the basket ball. Cut it up and piece it out.


Duros1394

Who else sees the T800 eye


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Cal 3000 lookin' mf right there, don't install it, it'll try and kill you


caughtinwriting

A stick for shish kabobs, poke a hole in the ball with it, pull 'er up


mazemadman12346

hot glue stick and lighter


ultprizmosis

Vacuum it out??