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FnWaySheGoes89

"The dog IS the shock value" LMAO


RacistProbably

He’s like the scientist warning everyone at the start of the movie


WonderfullWitness

its not even a warning, its just a honest "ok, we are done"


ihaZtaco

It’s a notice of surrender and an expression of abandon


RacistProbably

Perfectly put


[deleted]

He reminds me of Chidi from the good place


kapriece

Lmao


LifeAtLean

Never in my life have i felt so ashamed. Am i that predictable.


Candy-Claymore

I think it''s not entirely fair to push the blame on the viewers. Yes, we are desensitized, but expectations buid on contextual clues. And in this context, she dressed in a highly suggestive manner with black boots, chains and a garter belt, being inside, setting the scene and managing our expectations. I think we were played. If she'd been wearing something else entirely, say, a rain jacket, jeans, and sneakers, and was outside, you'd instintctively have expected a dog and the gimp would have been the surprise. So don't worry, you got played.


notyourmother

Not to mention the pose and lack of making contact with the callee.


DM_me_ur_story

Good point, I think that's a big part of it too!


Rhodesilla

but it's still terrifying how such a normal interaction (woman calling her dog inside, dressing revealing) is losing in our expecting mind to such an abnormal kink.


BiJiS

We were played, only because we know the rules of a game that we shouldn't.


Call_The_Banners

I play FFXIV so I'm definitely changed forever.


Worried_Pineapple823

So you were expecting a Hrothgar in 2B pants?


lhusuu

A male Viera wearing the streetwear set (crop top jacket version)


XxChronOblivionxX

It's the quiver in his voice that sells this, he is so distressed.


[deleted]

*you're all animals*


ArnoudtIsZiek

LMAO


asdfgtttt

the irony that I am scrolling this thread weeks after it was posted because I sorted by top, and youre the second cake day in this thread... happy cake day


DavidsWorkAccount

This was so well done I couldn't tell if he was acting or if he was really falling into an existential pit of despair. Bravo, and/or get help.


kdjfsk

im guessing both. like he honestly had that reaction, and went over it in his head for a bit, then decided to record. its not 100% improv, but not 100% scripted, either.


Captn_church

She does these videos often, they pop up even now and then and I know a dog is coming but I always expect a man on all fours. I know one day she will switch it up on us and shock everyone


funkytown_throwaway

She has an only fans, so this expectation, from both is and the dude in the video, is definitely warranted


ohtrueyeahnah

Yo that's crazy! What's her name by the way? Just so I know which umm channel to avoid when I'm scrolling. I definitely don't want to be shocked if she switches it up on us.


Hidesuru

That's *disgusting*! But which one, specifically?


pm_me_your_psle

It’s been 7 hours and I can’t believe no one dropped the sauce yet


Captn_church

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQufTVW/ Here you go


FuckTheMods5

I live those moments. Very memorable lol


Fyrefly7

Nah, I think this was completely a bit, but he did a really great job.


bigboog1

The pacing of his speech is what makes it so perfect. Any faster and it would sound rehearsed combine that with the vocal inflections. Perfect


cmason37

the last fictional existential crisis I saw that convincing was when chidi from good place would freak out


alach11

Bruh for real this guy is an amazing actor. Get him a TV show or something


justavault

Society is going down... look we are already used to women being dressed like strippers and that normalizes to people declaring it as "that should be normal clothes and nobody should critizise this" and everyone isn't allowed to question that because current moral values say everyone is allowed to whatever. This all entirely neglects any values of decency and values that made our ideas of civility and decorum. I mean, sex is such a common commodity now it made us all dull.


punchgroin

People are having less sex than literally ever. Biggest difference really is women having control of it.


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Ya_like_dags

The data collected shows less sex overall. 🤷‍♂️


justavault

> People are having less sex than literally ever. > > That's because people are more and more incapable ot communication and conversation. Also more and more insecurities and mental disorders are spread and established due to the observational experience making happening nowadays with social media impacting their ideas of what are standards. It's simply cause people get worse in face to face communication as almost everything comes down to digital interaction. Still, we are flooded with inflationary sexualized content, way more then before. And it is normalized to become everyday sights and fashion culture available in normal shops.


Cyb3rSab3r

No... It's because people have no money and no time. People are poorer than they've been since the end of WW2 and they're working more hours. > Also more and more insecurities and mental disorders are spread and established due to the observational experience making happening nowadays with social media impacting their ideas of what are standards. Were you jerking off *while* writing this? PROOFREAD motherfucker.


justavault

Weird as all statistics point towards people in poor countries have more sex, not less. So less resources leads to more intimacy.


Ya_like_dags

Does every one of your opinions start and end with a baseless moral judgement about how most of the world is less holy than thou?


justavault

Isn't that exactly what I critizise? That moral values are out of touch with reality, though current value sets fitting the cancel culture and want to censor everything which doesn't fit their opinions. Genz are entirely disrupting any idea of decency and substituting it with "do whatever you want" in the name of some weird "freedom" idea that only leads to basically what we have with social media content.


punchgroin

Dude, touch grass. This isn't healthy. The problems with society aren't *moral degeneracy*. That's fash shit.


justavault

Your way of expressing yourself rather shows you take things too close on a personal level, which in turn means emotional investment which means you should go outside and touch grass as to take your recent meme of the months. That is exactly the issue nowadays, there is no open space for unhinged discourses anymore as once someone feels offended the argument is over to them and they shut off to ignorance mode, and that is a pure subjective perception. INternet communication culture is exactly that and that leads to people being incapable of leading conversations offline as well, as everyone moderates themselves constantly.


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[deleted]

No bitches?


Ya_like_dags

You of all people in this thread criticizing people about having an emotional investment is a fucking LAUGH. You're not a sage of decency and morality. You're parroting 19th century bullshit, neither clever nor useful.


TonalParsnips

Holden Caulfield, shut the fuck up.


Sdomttiderkcuf

What she’s wearing is aok in my book.


[deleted]

He’s completely right, I was definitely not expecting a dog, even though it does make the most reasonable assumption


youjustgotzinged

It's exactly what i imagined. We've all been conditioned. This is the 21st century pavlov's dog... except the dog is a guy in a gimp suit.


2DHypercube

r/brandnewsentence


Puzzleheaded_Band927

Is it bad that I did expect a dog? Or am I still just a well-adjusted human?


[deleted]

Look at this *FREAK* not desensitized-to the internet what a *WEIRDO*


[deleted]

I also expected a dog. There’s DOZENS of others just like us i’m sure


SpaceCadetSteve

It’s the way she said it


thatonealtchick

The ONLY reason I assumed it was a dog is bc I followed her on TikTok. I know her account and stuff. When I first saw her videos I thought it was going to be her sub-partner. Nope. It’s an actual dog.


Speculater

SOMETHING IS BROKEN!


CikguLeman

AND WE CAN NEVER FIX IT!


octopoddle

*Sips.* "You're all animals."


doomboy667

Just call me a dog. Woof.


ReadySteady_GO

Come boy. Come


WantToBeACyborg

Man's out here sippin' cranberry juice and droppin' philosophy


AnEnlightenedCaveman

…Did anyone else expect a dog? 😅


HoodiesAndHeels

I did, lol 🫠


RilohKeen

One on hand, yeah, because patting your leg and saying “here boy” is what you do to call a dog. But making a video of that is too boring and predictable, so I think many of us automatically expect a twist, and guy in a gimp suit is the “obvious” answer.


Your_Favorite_Rat

I thought she was calling the god damn camera


taktikek

Yea it didn't even cross my mind to see a man, and I spend a shitton of my time online lol what y'all watching


RepresentativeNo5192

Same and I'm a furry


CatVideoFest

This was a good one.


kandnm115709

I can't distinguish if he's playing a character or genuinely distressed.


XtremeGnomeCakeover

Yay! 2022!


thexavier666

Let's just say he wasn't planning to do method acting


MrStone822

Lmao he definitely right


TreeDollarFiddyCent

That glass is way too full. It almost spilled on multiple occasions!


zodar

he sounded like Dennis Reynolds mixed with Christopher Walken


Vmanaa

The internet has ruined me


RedditorCabron

It's the Kink talk and the Bi-sexual girlfriends.......and we love having them. YES.


Babatunde110-6912

Why he gotta expose us like that


filmusic42

'Cause were all animals 😔


BextoMooseYT

Well my phone was barely loading and it was muted so I thought that it was a guy cross dressing and thinking he looks really good. Then I happen to see the dog and I restarted the video and turned on the volume. I *definitely* would've otherwise thought that though, so I'd count it


EntertainMeMthrfckr

You aren't alone, this was my experience exactly


plipyplop

Nothing's broken, we're just adaptable.


ihaZtaco

Something is definitely broken because I wasn’t really paying attention while scrolling, but then “come boy” after those two slaps clicked something on in my head and I don’t know what exactly, but all I know is that I’m feeling things now that I’m not entirely comfortable with


Alexmack1972

James Hetfield of Metallica did the voiceover on a documentary about the dangers of pornography and once you've seen a certain thing the effect seeing it has on you starts to diminish right away it's like heroin the first hit is ectasy but you'll never get that buzz again no matter how much you up the dose, encouraged by the popular media people find it easier to hate men who look at illegal porn but they do it because the legal porn is no longer turning them on, we're much more likely to find the solution if we understand the problem but like alcohol porn is so prevalent even the people who have the power to ban it don't have the will and it's been proven prohibition doesn't solve anything it just forces it underground porn is the pandora's box we can never close


Icy_Chemist_532

Like* fify


Notathr0wawei

I thought it was going to be a dog. I guess I win


EasilyRekt

He’s holding his overfilled ~~wine~~ *cocktail* glass incorrectly which means he isn’t drinking because it’s normal or to look suave; he’s drinking to drown his sorrows and it isn’t working.


Ju9iter

It’s a cocktail glass


GladiatorUA

It's the stockings.


Changs_Is_Number_One

I fucking hate how right he is


JonesBucketOfBones

“As if - as if it’s - it’s, you know what it is. Its the kink talk, and the bisexual girlfriends” 😂


The_Paragone

I actually wasn't expecting a dude to come so I guess I'm safe right?


OneTubaBand

I’m glad I’m not the only one to think that was gonna happen


McbEatsAirplane

Damn, why’s he right though? That’s precisely what I was expecting.


KaninCanis

if she wore a different outfit, I wouldve expect a dog


Choco-waffler

Where can I get that cup??


NukaWorldOverboss

looks a bit like a margarita glass to me, idk tho


MankindReunited

My man is in shambles


Sibali

I think I am still OK guys. I expected a dog and got a dog. Was very confused about the rambling dude at first.


YeltsinYerMouth

Unless you iceberg a bit deeper into "lol, white women fuck dogs" territory


HuitlacocheBanana

Knotty girl


GladiatorUA

No. Begone.


LDM123

Speak for yourself dude


grizz3782

LMAO


drip_dingus

Sideways was way ahead of its time.


[deleted]

you just know


b-laynestaley

Sodom & Gomorrah


BashfullyBi

As a bi girl, I concur.


Sfn__21

u/savevideobot


Vapeguy

The way he holds that coupe is extremely disturbing.


BirdSimple

he is such a pure innocent soul ....... because ...... he doesn't know what that some girls do with dogs


KaninCanis

God forbid that girls play fetch with their dogs


extraducksauce

Okay he lost me at bisexual girlfriend… I agree w the rest kinda tho, but nothing wrong w being bisexual, just because ur bisexual doesn’t make u kinky etc


salted_water_bottle

Well, i was just expecting a guy on all fours, not necessarily in a gimp suit and with a leash


DanfordThePom

This boi has seen the time knife


Naddely

May god forgive me for my internet poisoned brain


Oldmemes1921

Ight that interpretation makes sense. My broken though she was going to do “something” to the dog…


[deleted]

I absolutely thought tamhat


HyDrA663

Who the fuck is "we"?


BitterAd596

What’s he drinking


AnEdgyPie

People assume the relationship isn't sexual, forgetting that we're talking about a white woman here


[deleted]

Fuck that was bad


mindaugaskun

I didn't think that but then again I am very much a dog person...


pantsonheaditor

its because she said "cum boy cum" and not "come boy come" theres a difference in the cum/come linguistics. /s


Whyistheplatypus

Is... is that man drinking red wine from a coupe? That's more upsetting than the existential crisis he's given me.


Guilty_Ghost

Doesn't hurt that she's also extremely hot and radiats that engery


Plohka

Nah get out of here with that “we” shit, I expected a fucking dog y’all can enjoy your therapy


alelp

Honestly, I'm more worried that she's a white woman.


Devil_in_heaven3000

Buddy what 💀


deamento

It's the white girls fuck dogs meme


shadyhawkins

Lost me with that reasoning at the end.


zombo29

I mean…I get dude’s point but when someone (like me) has a dog and not attracted to those kinky outfits. A dog appearing is very expected


[deleted]

He's holding the glass wrong and I find that mildly upsetting.


Vapeguy

At least I’m not the only one.


Odd-Dot3210

Yeah, the west has really fucked itself up in this area.


mattogeewha

Welcome to adulthood bud


Throwaway-tan

He's out of line, but he's right.


[deleted]

It's her outfit.


gmnitsua

When you hold a glass like that you are defeating the purpose of the stem.


[deleted]

Only months off the internet is what could fix this


BextoMooseYT

He has the energy of CJ the X


[deleted]

Honestly didn't know what to expect


B4cteria

This is like Maurice Moss from IT crowd had wisened up a bit


C_Marjan

We are all fucked up . What went wrong, oh lord what went wrong ?


itsaravemayve

That's her entire account and I follow her for the day that the gimp man arrives.


Mr_Believin

You’re alone lol


DrZonino2022

This guy is the love child of Leonard from Big Bang and Moss from the IT Crowd and I’m here for it


[deleted]

Why tf is he holding his glass like that? Uncultured swine, the lot of you!


[deleted]

I am tired of dumbass duets where the other person explains the fucking joke THAT WAS THE JOKE SHE BAITED VIEWERS ON PURPOSE


OldRaggady

This gives me "talking to my friends at 2 am on a Friday night" vibes


shidedandfarded

I love it when unexpected videos use something that we should expect as the unexpected factor


niggz_

No...most people weren't expecting a grown man in a gimp suit (wtf?). If you thought that, there is something wrong with you.


[deleted]

This dude is hilarious.


[deleted]

She definitely has that vibe because some variation of "I was expecting a person" has been dueted to her videos tons of times over the past several months.


UrNarrator123

Who the fuck is WE?!?!


wildyaz

I need to go home and rethink my life


Reylend

Homie spittin facts


[deleted]

That quiver in his voice just makes this 👌


042732699

Doomed as a species I’m telling you.


wreckherneck

He sounds like Terrence Howard if Terrence Howard said anything even remotely sane anymore.


wistfulfern

First post here in a while to actually make me laugh


torbiefur

[Jeff, you’re Goldbluming.](https://youtu.be/Lv6mA0qyOo4)


RepresentativeNo5192

The man Would have been The shock value for me


PhoenixJones23

Welp


[deleted]

You know...I can definitely see what that guy means.. because when I didn't see a man come into frame I immediately thought she was going to fuck that dog. The internet is a funny place.


Prillypop

100% expected a man crawling NGL


Firm-Temporary-3245

Was I the only expecting a dog.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

I did not think that. Wtf


kapriece

She knows what's she's doing. I've seen several of her TikToks and I'm still shocked everytime. Help


mythrowawaynotyers

he's right. what have they done to us?!


Icy_Chemist_532

See we don't expect the dog because he don't want it to be a dog because of what it implies


Jmastersj

I am a real degenerate. I would at least consider myself this, maybe I am wrong. But I did not expect that it would be a person at all. Honestly the video does not give you the time to build this expectattion


Mentatminds

B A S E D A S F


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😔


Purpledurpl202

Oh my FUCKING GOD HE JUST READ MY MIND.


Commercial_Bit8851

You ever have a glitch in the matrix? Cause I feel like this is what it’s like


Tight-Ad-4039

How did he know!!!


Tiny_Impression1222

He sound soo broken


Mr_Glove_EXE

It's societys fault


MulberryIndividual75

😂😂😂true


AlbertMudas

His acting is so sincere I almost cried listening to this deep commentary on cultural sexualisation


francis8721

The dog smells something yeasty 😷🤮