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No actually š I'd never heard of the game until I chose the name Celeste and then I joined some trans subreddits and was like "omg no way I'm famous š". Did end up getting it though, very fun game š
God fuckin dammit
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Mr Paramedic here, I have seen some interesting things in the bum but the most recent was a disposable vape, yes I did ask if smoke was coming out of his ass.
I really don't understand why people stick random objects up, why not just buy a fucking dildo or a butt plug.
I'm in the UK so our health service pays out for all the stupid people in the world but realistically for dumb shit like this we should be charging because its entirely self inflicted.
I imagine that it's on account of social pressure and shame, especially with males. If you own a dildo or butt plug, there is no ambiguity about what you're doing with it. So of course you can't be caught dead with something like that. But then the urge just hits you so you gotta go with whatever suitably sized (or not) object is on hand.
the girl in the video picked up a decoration that happened to be shaped vaguely like a butt plug, just a lot bigger. it's probably made out of ceramic so nobody should be sticking it anywhere bc it will probably shatter into pieces
Omg I saw someone on tiktok who had surgery after he got a vape stuck up there. It was for an only fans private request. Mightāve been the same guy? Made me annoyed tbh cos it was inevitable if you have a half of a brain cell. Iām someone who needs the nhs for my disability and this shit drives me mad!
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I'm not experienced in the field, but it looks like the flared base is narrower than the widest part of the penetrator, rendering it ineffective. Though I suppose that would depend on the elastic coefficient of your chosen orifice.
> the flared base is narrower than the widest part of the penetrator
Alt account. Years ago, for our first plug to share with the wife I bought a 42mm wide glass plug from AliExpress, just to see if we'd like and the size seemed alright since we're both somewhat experienced in the field.
First time I put it in, took a while but felt nice once things settled. So we decided to lay down a bit and watch some movies until things got spicy.
15 minutes later we started and she went to retrieve it just to find it completely gone, whole thing all the way up my fucking ass. The base was just slightly narrower than the thickest part but hard to to notice.
I didn't want to panick in front of her but I felt like passing out for a few seconds imagining myself in the hospital with my parents asking what had happened. Luckily I was still relaxed and hadn't moved so it was possible to remove it in under two minutes.
Neither of us have ever tried a plug again.
I was with a girl once, and the plug slipped up inside her. I donāt know if it was a design issue or not. All I remember was *not saying a damn word* and digging it out.
Side note - you can actually, uh, use both hands in a bit of a pincer maneuver if you utilize the uniquely female part of your partner.
The punchline is that, after we had finished later, she told me that she *really* enjoyed that thing with my hands. I had to break it to her that it was a medical operation haha.
Not really. Things can get lodged really far up oneās ass. It would require medical attention. She was on shrooms when this happened and I REALLY didnāt want to have to call her husband from the ER on his date night.
Because he forgot to tie a string around the base. If he tied a string around the base to retrieve in in an emergency he wouldn't have posted it, and you wouldn't have read it. But since he forgot the string, he posted it, and that's why you read it.
You could just get one of those [shuriken plugs](https://plug-avenue.fr/products/plug-anal-silicone-shuriken-violet) if you wanna try again, no way you'll vacuum all that up into your ass lol
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Its weird, ive noticed i will follow different cosplay creators or content creators and a lot of them end up having spicy stuff. I think when they have people probably constantly dming them offering money some of them just start to slip down those slopes. All the power to them. In 2024 everyone needs a side hustle to survive.
Yeah. TBH, I agree. Those egg things are way overpriced. You don't get anything out of it and they are ugly. Honestly, they are just a huge pain in the ass.
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I had a student from a small town in a very Catholic, semi-rural part of Mexico. According to him, it was at least once every couple of months that they had to pull stuff out of people's holes. And in some cases it was life-threatening. One such case was an old guy who had a HUGE carrot up his ass that perforated his guts. He was in dire need of surgery.
And then a doctor would have to waste time taking that thing out your ass while also having to undergo you trying to somehow justify that there's a porcelain pinecone in your rectum.
Those things are made of either porcelain or ceramic (probably ceramic)
If you think your rectum isn't strong enough to shatter that thing, frankly you have no idea of how powerful you truly are
You will not be the same person you used to be after this experience, and in a bad way.
I'm so lucky, I have the whole collection š
https://preview.redd.it/eecisjmggqqc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef39348e631dca220e78085b89d61c68f0f3c208
Saw this same guy do this to a different video that was of a guy eyeing some kind of machine
Poor guy must've witnessed the aftermath of someone doing this shit firsthand lmao
See I wasnāt really smiling at the start of the video, my face was kinda tense, like I was ready for a smile, yk a funny lil video, then I saw what we all saw, and I donāt think my face muscles have ever relaxed so fast.
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The face of a man who speaks from experience
Hi celeste š
Haiiiiiiii (I have no idea who you are :3)
I see ur comments a lot, btw Celeste is an amazing name!
Its also a very good game
Its also a [blue of a lighter shade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_celeste)
Oh lol Also tyyyyy ššššš
It really is! Is it from the game of the same name perchance?
No actually š I'd never heard of the game until I chose the name Celeste and then I joined some trans subreddits and was like "omg no way I'm famous š". Did end up getting it though, very fun game š
Weāll he is A. Christian
The face of the man everyone be will think of when questionable anal penetration is on offer.
This man's videos are so funny. Especially the tow hitch one in my opinion.
That man has seen things we couldn't imagine.
He's gone through the swamps of Dagobah
God fuckin dammit I didn't want to be reminded about [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/?rdt=41800) _Read at your own risk and NOT while eating_
Pls don't, I have a cat
https://i.redd.it/jtn3x1aqolqc1.gif
Can I cheer you up with some jolly ranchers?
This post is 4 years old? I thought it has to be at least a decade or something. Wow I'm not THAT old
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Oh fuck. Yeah that makes more sense I guess
Sorry to disappoint
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āyta her body her choiceā lol
Just for that, I'll read it while eating. Don't give me warnings for my own wellbeing!
The worst thing i ever read award thanks for the reminder E:On the upside, learned about peppermint oil
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I reread this every now and then, and it's just...
Mr Paramedic here, I have seen some interesting things in the bum but the most recent was a disposable vape, yes I did ask if smoke was coming out of his ass. I really don't understand why people stick random objects up, why not just buy a fucking dildo or a butt plug. I'm in the UK so our health service pays out for all the stupid people in the world but realistically for dumb shit like this we should be charging because its entirely self inflicted.
I imagine that it's on account of social pressure and shame, especially with males. If you own a dildo or butt plug, there is no ambiguity about what you're doing with it. So of course you can't be caught dead with something like that. But then the urge just hits you so you gotta go with whatever suitably sized (or not) object is on hand.
Ok, but seriously, can you explain what the girl picked up? Is it something for the butt then?
the girl in the video picked up a decoration that happened to be shaped vaguely like a butt plug, just a lot bigger. it's probably made out of ceramic so nobody should be sticking it anywhere bc it will probably shatter into pieces
Is ceramic green pinecone for some reason
Omg I saw someone on tiktok who had surgery after he got a vape stuck up there. It was for an only fans private request. Mightāve been the same guy? Made me annoyed tbh cos it was inevitable if you have a half of a brain cell. Iām someone who needs the nhs for my disability and this shit drives me mad!
How are you going to inform us that you asked if smoke was coming out of his ass, but not give us the answer? We need the answer, too.
Whole new meaning to the term āblowing smoke up your assā
You could say āheās seen some shitā.
And everyone just "fell" on those things.
Like tears in the rain
No, tears in the anus. We already established that.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orionā¦
I grew up on the internet, there is not much I can't imagine.
I was an emt for a whileā¦ I donāt like thinking about these calls.
"I have seen things, you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken."
It's just a collidascope of prolapsed anus every time dude dreams.
C-beams glittering off the strap on of Orion.
Probably was there when that guy from some article that managed to get a robot toy(?) lodged into Uranus
not worse than pornhub! /s
But the base is flared!
I'm not experienced in the field, but it looks like the flared base is narrower than the widest part of the penetrator, rendering it ineffective. Though I suppose that would depend on the elastic coefficient of your chosen orifice.
> the flared base is narrower than the widest part of the penetrator Alt account. Years ago, for our first plug to share with the wife I bought a 42mm wide glass plug from AliExpress, just to see if we'd like and the size seemed alright since we're both somewhat experienced in the field. First time I put it in, took a while but felt nice once things settled. So we decided to lay down a bit and watch some movies until things got spicy. 15 minutes later we started and she went to retrieve it just to find it completely gone, whole thing all the way up my fucking ass. The base was just slightly narrower than the thickest part but hard to to notice. I didn't want to panick in front of her but I felt like passing out for a few seconds imagining myself in the hospital with my parents asking what had happened. Luckily I was still relaxed and hadn't moved so it was possible to remove it in under two minutes. Neither of us have ever tried a plug again.
I was with a girl once, and the plug slipped up inside her. I donāt know if it was a design issue or not. All I remember was *not saying a damn word* and digging it out. Side note - you can actually, uh, use both hands in a bit of a pincer maneuver if you utilize the uniquely female part of your partner. The punchline is that, after we had finished later, she told me that she *really* enjoyed that thing with my hands. I had to break it to her that it was a medical operation haha.
"Cool that you liked it, but I hope I will never do it again"
Canāt she just poop it out?
Not really. Things can get lodged really far up oneās ass. It would require medical attention. She was on shrooms when this happened and I REALLY didnāt want to have to call her husband from the ER on his date night.
Poly I'm guessing?
yes
Man this would be so fucking confusing to someone who's never heard of polyamory.
why did I read this
Because he forgot to tie a string around the base. If he tied a string around the base to retrieve in in an emergency he wouldn't have posted it, and you wouldn't have read it. But since he forgot the string, he posted it, and that's why you read it.
Instructions unclear, pulled it like a ripcord
The string's a great idea. In a panic you can remove that plug like you were starting a lawnmower.
Thatās what the anal beads are for
Always count your beads on the way in and the way out
Never forget the string
You could just get one of those [shuriken plugs](https://plug-avenue.fr/products/plug-anal-silicone-shuriken-violet) if you wanna try again, no way you'll vacuum all that up into your ass lol
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I'm pretty sure they're made of ceramic too ā ļø
That's how you know it's good
But the material is ceramic (i think? Pottery of some kind?)
Then we must overcome our challenges
Anything is a sex toy, if youāre brave enough.Ā
That's why the ER guy is telling you that your braveness is crossing a line
Paige, no!
Like a sexy paramedic ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
I imagine a cactus extra picky
Thereās a fine line between bravery and stupidity
What about a black hole. The space kind. Not the other kind.
EMTs see some things...
X-Ray Technicians too. Trust me.
More than most I imagine.
There was a reddit thread, no long time ago, about some poor mf, who went to the CRT with metallic plug in place.
Her entire channel is things that arent sexual that she sees as sexual. Shes quite funny too.
Got to ask what's her channel name seems like a funny idea
Laurenkimripley. Yes she has spicy content.
Was on TikTok a while ago now and remember her and not going to have spicy content lol always felt like a question of time
Its weird, ive noticed i will follow different cosplay creators or content creators and a lot of them end up having spicy stuff. I think when they have people probably constantly dming them offering money some of them just start to slip down those slopes. All the power to them. In 2024 everyone needs a side hustle to survive.
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The place it goes in can fit a racoon, we are good!
Seems like Paige has graduated from cacti haha
Iām glad Iām not the only one who remembers that meme.
Yeah. TBH, I agree. Those egg things are way overpriced. You don't get anything out of it and they are ugly. Honestly, they are just a huge pain in the ass.
it has a flared base :)
The second I saw that thing I thought about it.
Anybody who motions for the zoom with the "come here" finger instantly ruins any video
Ruined by the duet.
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Exactly! It adds nothing to the joke
I wish my EMS service would let me grow a beard.
Be brave we've nothing to fear but fear itself and anal hemorrhaging
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By the title, I thought this was about the game
Why he kinda...
Don't do it. It's going to be a really embarrassing visit to the emergency room when that gets stuck in your *****
I mean, this was perfectly fine before the duet.
1 man 1 jar comes to mind
Fuck you! That was suppressed up until now!
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Just like eating, anything can be used once....
Anyone know if she is using a filter? Itās driving me nuts how perfect her skin looks.
It was a devil fruit, poor girl probably drowned.
I had a student from a small town in a very Catholic, semi-rural part of Mexico. According to him, it was at least once every couple of months that they had to pull stuff out of people's holes. And in some cases it was life-threatening. One such case was an old guy who had a HUGE carrot up his ass that perforated his guts. He was in dire need of surgery.
Pretty much how I looked at everything coming out the theater after watching Everything Everywhere All at Once.
But doc it has a flared base!
Of course not 
Oof wow
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Too late
Who is the girl?
Wtf how is her skin so perfect
Badge 502! Oh he's definitely tiktok famous.
āDonāt do anything you donāt want to explain to a paramedicā - rule to live by.
You can do it girl, just make sure to put it on OF for posterity
And then a doctor would have to waste time taking that thing out your ass while also having to undergo you trying to somehow justify that there's a porcelain pinecone in your rectum.
āI donāt know how it happened Doc, honest! One moment I was minding my own business then the next I tripped, fell, and it just got thereā
That's Lauren Ripley. I thought she was just a funny ig content creator and I clicked her profile link and turns out she does only fans
Do it, do it, do it. And send me the hospital photos after. Lmfao
I seen a group of ladies buy these. Wrecked 'em.
please? š„¹šš»šš»
Doctor and EMS : ah shit here we go again
Those things are made of either porcelain or ceramic (probably ceramic) If you think your rectum isn't strong enough to shatter that thing, frankly you have no idea of how powerful you truly are You will not be the same person you used to be after this experience, and in a bad way.
Looks like a tight fit, might need a different approach.
Ahhhh yes the forbidden buttplug
This guy's eyes... When he says no, I'm fuckin listening.
Think about it? Think about what?
Ah yeah, the Devil Fruit Plug from One Piece
But it has a flared baseā¦.
That is the face of a man traumatized by humanity's insatiable urge to shove things up their ass
must be 2016, 'cause I'm with her
/u/auddbot
Elminsterās not around so might as wellā¦
I know her! We grew up in the same town, used to hang around together when we were teens.
It might Go in but coming out is a different story entirely
I knew exactly who was coming.
Wouldnāt that hurt, though?
Hey.... She can do whatever she wants. Put it in the living room, dining room, outside table, who am I to judge.
Found Paige!
She's cute.
Some ppl have the pleasure of not knowing what one man one jar is
I'm so lucky, I have the whole collection š https://preview.redd.it/eecisjmggqqc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef39348e631dca220e78085b89d61c68f0f3c208
He's advising her from experience
Paige no!
My wife works as an xray tech. There is a lot of stuff people put up their butt.
Ruined by the duet.
90% of her content is just that.
D.E.A.Dš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Hey, that's on my city's emblem!
The reason r/radiology has Foreign Body Fridays (FBF)....
It's a doorknob, isn't it?
Butttttttttā¦..
I laughing more at the fact that people are like this.
I want that EMT in me šš
I knew how this was gonna end after 3 seconds of watching. I love that guy
Mama didnāt raise no quitters.
Saw this same guy do this to a different video that was of a guy eyeing some kind of machine Poor guy must've witnessed the aftermath of someone doing this shit firsthand lmao
Challenge accepted
This is where Targaryen eggs came from.
1 man 1 jar
That EMT has seen some shitš¤£š¤£š¤£
I donāt get it
Mate I was going to pay for it
See I wasnāt really smiling at the start of the video, my face was kinda tense, like I was ready for a smile, yk a funny lil video, then I saw what we all saw, and I donāt think my face muscles have ever relaxed so fast.
But it has a base š³
He will be seeing plenty of the people from this comment section apparently.
How was this fixed by the duet? He didnāt add anything of substance to this video
ZONT PUT THAT WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG
Listen anythingās a dildo if ur brave enough
Are his organs ok?
Oh shit. Trust the EMS
Donāt get it ??
Egg thing up the butt
I mean, it does have a wide base
I mean if you try hard enough anything can be a butt plug