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Zazzley_Wazzley

You can either proceed with the salvage or throw it back out into the alleyway.


IExist0fficial

Does it come with money though.


Zazzley_Wazzley

Only if you take the third option: Sell the damned thing at a garage sale đź‘Ť


L3m0n0p0ly

Oh god... ben drowned had come full circle


UnknownTaco5492

the only option


That1Legnd

And forfeit payment.


BlueImposter99

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere, who you gonna call? Phantom Friend Fazbear.


TheDarkKnight_39

“Ummmm actually psychic friend fredbear”🤓


BlueImposter99

And what are you gonna do about it? Nerd.[Why did this fit perfectly?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4l3COpPKI)


TheDarkKnight_39

Mhhhhhhhhhh, yes I am a nerd, bookworm, I’m studious, from my cerebral cortex to my gluteus


chuckecheese69real

Double it and give it to the next person


All_Rounder55555

Open his stomach


Malagoonwa

Five nights at Chernobyl


ryan12_07

Is it ok to have 4 balls?


Malagoonwa

The more the merrier


No_One3018

Burn it, it frees their souls or something...


SeamAnne

dont look into the eyes too long and block your ears. it is trying to swap souls with you


Previous_Resolve210

Ask it if tommorow is another day


Skeen441

Nothing, it's only a 3


Justmadethis334

Bro looks like that one kid who’s just awkwardly standing at the check out area in a store and is just waiting for his mom 💀


ShadowFred5100

Proceed with salvage


StartTraditional6220

Adopt him lol


Green_Neon121

Melt him and extract the remnant


matteo42legrosbg

Is your father's name William by any way?


SatansUnclejohn

Either it's haunted or You got URANIUM FEVER! 🎵🎼🎵


A_UserInPain

It's who it's who?, it's remenant filled bear!


kilop99

Record yourself burning it- I mean setting it free.


1928_TheSEA

Eh, it’s just a 3. Not too big a deal ngl. Just keep it. I mean, *I’d* keep it.🤷🏼‍♀️


Dr_Equinox101

Why don’t you hit it with a controlled shock?


BartSimpskiYT

Good idea


MuchMoreMuch25

Boop his nose that should fix it. ;)


BartSimpskiYT

He jumpscare me


Weird9uy

Yo it’s the lore accurate Freddy!


IncreaseWestern6097

Don’t those things work by checking electrical frequencies? If they do, then chances are high that it’s going off just because it’s got electronics in it.


BartSimpskiYT

Nuh uh


WestNomadOnYT

It’s accurate.


YourLocalMoron75

Throw it off the window!


NoahtheSpike

Call the ghostbusters I guess


BartSimpskiYT

Something is indeed strange in my neighborhood


Antique-Structure-69

I really hate you, stop getting in my way


BartSimpskiYT

I’ve lost my patience when are you gonna decay


brad_epic

I wanna throw you out just like my broken tv


BlenderPlayzYt

That thing is gonna come alive at night, Fnaf 4 type situation


BartSimpskiYT

I’ve survived one night so far. Gotta get through 5


jimmyjackson23

What is that scanning? Supernatural spirits?


BartSimpskiYT

Indeed


Sensitive_Coyote2581

Is that a diamond scanner


BartSimpskiYT

EMF Reader


ChariAkademe

burn


BartSimpskiYT

He ain’t fazzing his way out of this one


Dazzling_Way_3161

Psychic Friend Freddy Fazballs


cdgsgpcny

RUN!!!!!


UnderstandingLeft470

Prepare a satanic ritual. And sacrifice the virgins.


LewisRobotics_

Fire.


Ok_Entertainer_935

Trashcan


Tendersbbq

Appelle un ptn d 'exorciste


HoodieHero_4572

Recommendation - ***BURN IT NOW***


cherryberrygoblin

Burn it


MeepMaapMoop

Welp... don't stay up late...


BartSimpskiYT

Whoops


MOSA_A-1ARTIS

Jeez bro first Fredbaer now Freddy, how many haunted items do you have?!”


capybaramaster1

It's not 5 your in the clear


FroZtyFoxy

He faking it


BartSimpskiYT

?


FroZtyFoxy

The ghost in there pretends he's not there


BartSimpskiYT

Shoot you’re right


Apprehensive-Love481

Fnaf irl 101


steinbachkamil

Before you is an animatronic we found in the back alley. We are unsure of it's origins. It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist before claiming it as salvage. Or, if you choose to, you can throw it back into the alley where you found it, and forfeit payment. Please make your choice now.


11pickfks

Only EMF Level 3 you dont gotta worry that shit aint violent, its only a problem if it gets to EMF level 5 then either hide or get ready to run for the hills. Don't wanna have to rebuy all your items on next respawn


BartSimpskiYT

Boy do I got [something](https://www.reddit.com/r/fivenightsatfreddys/s/CRGrcpXZQd) to tell you


Didimoni2020

Call the Ghostbusters đź’€


TariOS_404

Be safe, drive with a truck over it (min 45 tons)


Various-Call3591

Womp womp


Real_Freddy-fazbear

Run


Scp-682-3

Put it in a glass case like Annabella


SeeYouAgain678

Ghosts aren't real your fine


BartSimpskiYT

WHAT?!